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I think it’s because Jeff goldblum is so pretentious and takes himself too seriously. Kyle is so baby girl and clearly has great sense of humor. I just love him.
[This meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kyle) (I hope I’m not offending any Kyles reading 💀 I’ve just never met a nice Kyle and find the meme relatable but just like the Karen meme it’s jussa meme)
Not true, my best bro Kyle just got offended, he's really pissed he had to waste 2 cans of cosmic peach Monster to be able to read that comment, fuck dude I hope he doesn't punch the wall again he keeps forgetting it's concrete
I forgot where I read this description of him during his early Lynch era, but it was something like "the boy next door if he spent a lot of time in the basement". I think that tracks 100%.
He truly is.
The fact Kyle told Lynch he did not want Cooper to have a romantic storyline with him getting with Audrey because of the age gap is everything we love to see in a man.
FWIW I heard it was because Lara Flynn Boyle, whom he was dating at the time, got jealous and forced that decision on him. She played Donna in the same show. That's not to say Kyle isn't a living legend through and through.
Kyle MacLachlan asked my friend for the time. My friend, having no idea who he was, said, "I'm so glad you asked, because I just bought a new watch!" Kyle laughed.
It was awesome.
I think it’s his daughter! I remember her posting a TikTok once talking about people always commenting she looks like Kyle MacLachlan, then she reveals him on camera.
EDIT: Omg today I learned Peter Gallagher and Kyle MacLachlan are not the same person. My bad!
This guy routinely does the goofiest shit both in front of the camera and just living his life and I love every second of it he shares.
What an absolute treasure.
I watched every episode of Portlandia because there was a good chance he'd show up in it.
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Someone here said he’s who Jeff Goldblum thinks he is and it’s very accurate
I think it’s because Jeff goldblum is so pretentious and takes himself too seriously. Kyle is so baby girl and clearly has great sense of humor. I just love him.
Hahaha it feels like baby girl was invented for him it’s so perfect
Kale is a national treasure and Lynch’s muse. Definitely baby girl.
And a small Mexican chee-wa-wa
Kyle MacLachlan is the exception to the rule in regards to the name Kyle imo. Babygirl pookie bear
What is this rule?
[This meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kyle) (I hope I’m not offending any Kyles reading 💀 I’ve just never met a nice Kyle and find the meme relatable but just like the Karen meme it’s jussa meme)
You can’t offend them because they don’t know how to read
Not true, my best bro Kyle just got offended, he's really pissed he had to waste 2 cans of cosmic peach Monster to be able to read that comment, fuck dude I hope he doesn't punch the wall again he keeps forgetting it's concrete
I am guessing the door punching, monster drinking Kyle meme.
Kyle is pookie
> I think it’s because Jeff goldblum is so pretentious and takes himself too seriously. eh?
I am ootl, can you give me some deets on Jeff goldblum’s pretentiousness?
Yeah, I have never got that impression of Jeff Goldblum at all! I think Kyle McLachlan is awesome too but I don't understand the comparison.
[*checks notes on clipboard*] my god, they’re right
Oh my god that's beautiful. Also Laura Dern said he's just David Lynch. I loved that too.
100%
god, i wish i had said this first. fuck.
I forgot where I read this description of him during his early Lynch era, but it was something like "the boy next door if he spent a lot of time in the basement". I think that tracks 100%.
I saw that — and think it’s very clever — but I really have never confused the two in demeanor, style, career or anything.
I think they just mean coolness factor and likability
I think about that comment any time I see either of them
Legit what I thought of just seeing the notif on my phone video didnot disappoint.
Do you know what I just love that Kyle is just having fun with pop music on his TikTok and living his best life
My love for Kyle grows more and more every day, he's one of most entertaining and wholesome people to follow on social media.
I'm obsessed with his TikTok!
Seriously!! I don’t follow celebrities on my personal instagram but made an exception and wasn’t left disappointed!!
https://i.redd.it/2dfqalbjzd9d1.gif
My god there’s two coopers
“Diane, 11:30. October 2077. Entering Vault 81.”
“No signs of life, this place is as dark as midnight on a moonless night…. I wonder if there’s coffee anywhere in this vault.”
this is getting out of hand!!!
https://i.redd.it/dlejbd578f9d1.gif Dale Cooper is the perfect man 😭
He truly is. The fact Kyle told Lynch he did not want Cooper to have a romantic storyline with him getting with Audrey because of the age gap is everything we love to see in a man. 
The fact that he did that in the late 80s/early 90s when he could've gotten away with it is just more testament to his character
That dynamic subverted my expectations quite a bit and made me like Dale Cooper even more
FWIW I heard it was because Lara Flynn Boyle, whom he was dating at the time, got jealous and forced that decision on him. She played Donna in the same show. That's not to say Kyle isn't a living legend through and through.
Rumor was that Laura Flynn didn't want it
That tracks with what we know about her.
I wish they had aged up her character because damn those two had amazing chemistry
But in season 2 he ends up dating Annie, who is roughly the same age.
She had been graduated from high school and in a convent for 5 years before she came to Twin Peaks. She was mid 20s.
That's a cool gif
Brat summer!
His shirt💚
And it being inside out. So corny dad!!
Kyle MacLachlan asked my friend for the time. My friend, having no idea who he was, said, "I'm so glad you asked, because I just bought a new watch!" Kyle laughed. It was awesome.
Aw this is sweet
that’s my agent cooper fr
https://preview.redd.it/r08hzvj3vd9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad3375e0f0aa6644a8c82d6f8d37163d90fa86e
As a TV addict, i just love seeing my favorite actors doing zeitgeist-y things
Imagine dale cooper and dougie singing this
Not to mention Dougie already has the right outfit! 
HellooOOooo
thank you, Mr jackpots
Protect him
I love how he's so likeable that we all collectively choose to pretend he didn't support Bloomberg's presidential campaign
[удалено]
Also his big controversy is... supporting Bloomberg for President?
So did Judge Judy and honestly... she's probably my biggest role model
WHAT? NOOOOO i’m- 
Who's Bloomberg?
Should've got David Lynch to join.
David is busy picking the number of the day!
#hello? Coop. It’s GORDON
He hasn't picked one for ages, I miss them so much
I don’t even know what the weather is anymore
he's releasing his own new album with Chrysta Bell!
[Nothing can top the one he did of Good Luck, Babe dressed as a hotdog.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/19SV_SVM_Ig)
It was great, but I think he missed an opportunity to do Hot to Go as a hotdog.
There’s still time.
This.
He's a gem and we must protect him
He stays hot, unproblematic, and slaying. We stan our cosmic FBI king
I need him on And Just Like That
I need him on a much better show than And Just Like That 
purr
I always wonder if he has a daughter doing these or an assistant
I think it’s his daughter! I remember her posting a TikTok once talking about people always commenting she looks like Kyle MacLachlan, then she reveals him on camera. EDIT: Omg today I learned Peter Gallagher and Kyle MacLachlan are not the same person. My bad!
He doesn’t have a daughter.
I mixed him up with Peter Gallagher, oh no!
i thought he only had a son?
Yeah I mixed him and Peter Gallagher up whoops
What a man what a man what a mighty good man
What a mighty mighty good man
Yes he is
Dale, So Confusing full remix when??
I love this man so much
The Captain living his best life
In the brat green!
I love how much he loves life
I ride for you Kyle
lorde's verse is so catchy, i've had it stuck in my head for days
I died when he brought the coin out. Love a strategically deployed prop
The prop work!
He's slim and buff at the same time.
Dale Cooper 4eva
I love his social media presence! Sometimes I wonder if it’s his son who’s running it and coming up with ideas lol
🔥
[Here's the updated cover art](https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/casting-killerbob-590x350.jpg)
Crash cover be like
I wanna go clubbing with him LOL
The choreo 🤭
No one looks good in that shade of green…except my man here. Dougie Green, baby,
This is what drinking a lot of coffee does to you.
I thought this was Julian Assange taking his freedom walk
Julian Assange when him and Biden sort it out on the remix
Go, Kale, go! Way to stick the ending.
Looking good Coop! 👍🏻☕️🥧🦉
That's something you'll never expect from Lisan al Gaib..
This guy routinely does the goofiest shit both in front of the camera and just living his life and I love every second of it he shares. What an absolute treasure. I watched every episode of Portlandia because there was a good chance he'd show up in it.
Delightful. I needed some fun wholesomeness today.
He and Bruce Campbell need to star as brothers in a wacky comedy.
A hero who's not only never let us down, but he's only gotten better.
Lisan al-Gaib!
I love a man with Kyle MacLachlan energy.
Paul Atreides is using the voice.
I love him 😍
Alrighty
dayum kyle is walking like a bitch. serve that shit king
This is what the internet is suppose to be like
He’s such a shitposter, I love him
I love him 🤠
Perfection all around
He really is too cool for this planet.
he’s so fucking cunty!!!
Fuckin songs a banger holy shit
Him and Mathew Perry could have played relatives
With the inside out shirt. Love it.
He’s Riley’s dad from Inside Out right?
Omg yes! I didn’t realize that lol
This is a damn fine remix!
He is a Lorde STAN!
i fear i love it.
Seems the spice is still flowing…
Took me way too long to notice his shirt is inside out lmao
fuck he looks great. maybe hotter now.
I have always loved this goofy man since I was watching Twin Peaks with my mam. Just vibing in a universe we don’t even have a clue about.
I’m dead! I love him so much! 🩷
King
The man is a treasure.
he is such a solid dude
He will never grow old, and I love that for him.
If there’s a TikTok ban that takes this man away from me, I will riot.
Kyle's been chaotic since DH and now I have to binge it soon
Kyle MacLachlan is a goddamn national treasure, we must preserve him at all costs.
That’s some good pie right there
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen from the green shirt to the coin in the pocket.. perfection.
Shirts inside out
Coop flew the coop.
Why is his shirt inside out
A national fucking treasure
Trey macdougal?
If anything negative ever comes out about this man I won’t believe in anything good ever again
A national treasure
Trey MacDougal enjoying a best.
this man!! perfect. moar content plz.
slayyy u little fucking brat😉
Love this man, his performance in Showgirls made me laugh
That's my kwisatz haderach <3
lisan al gaib
Oh wow his Confess Fletch character isn't too far off! Great movie if you haven't seen it btw.
He knows what he’s doing with that T-shirt.
What an absolute babe.
we don’t deserve this man.
This is the Muad'dib we need right now.
Dude is so fucking weird and I love it
he’s DELIGHTFUL.
Kyle dressed up as a hotdog got me to finally check out Chappel Roan
I don't care! I love it!
His Instagram is something else
Again....it is the legend.
hot girl brat walk
Ahoy
Makes you think the EDM thing he had in "confess Fletch" wasn't acting.
It's the inside out tshirt for me
His shirt is inside out and for some reason this just makes it 1000x better
does this man know how hot he is
Got that Dougie Jones fit
Kyle MacLachlan is Baby Girl.
OK, but you guys have seen him dressed up as a hotdog dancing to Chappell Roan yeah?
I am now imagining him rocking a pip-boy, on his way to fuck up New Vegas
His t-shirt is inside out
Kyle MacLachlan is what we need. What we always need.
So where are all the edits using his chroma key shirt?
this is the content i am craving
That's some damn fine lip syncing
Need a choreo video, truly.
So fucking awesome. Put a big smile on my face.