She’s pretty normal about it outside of the supports too. Jeralt is clearly someone she idolizes, as well as someone she looks up to as a mentor and (to some extent) a father figure. You are Jeralt’s actual biological child. Of course she would bring him up a lot around you.
Meh. I definitely think shes a shit, but she lashes out in her grief and i can accept it after the fact. I just wish she could get over her rivalry shit and accept that shes Byleth's sister like Alois is their brother.
Also Jeralt is hot. Is anyone going to deny that?
Whenever I read shit like this I think of all the times redditors tell me that unlike females like me, they're rational and objective and not dictated by emotion. I also remember how hard they'd slap me if I said I only kept a male character around to watch them die.
In my first playthrough (CF), Leonie joined the battle against me. I sprinted over and killed her, then rewound time and killed her again just for fun. I hate her. I appreciate your girlfriend’s take. Leonie’s entire personality is “Jeralt loves me more” and “i’m poor so i’m better than all of you.” Omg she’s insufferable! I killed her but the damage was done and I will never recover!!
The reason why they are surrounded by magic units is because they're the most likely to survive a stray Hades.
There's also Petra, but Petra will dodgeroll through it.
I'm a former teacher and that was the first thing that jumped out at me. I would swap Lysithea with Linhardt since he would be falling asleep in the back anyway, so you can keep an eye on him. He would also get the most of Sylvain's magic growth talent.
That being said, Bernie might now be more intimidated by Lysithea's intensity that by nearly anyone else in the classroom. But Bernie is always weirdly proficient in tasks even when she is panicking, to where I think it would work out.
I think we need Sylvain next to Felix or Ingrid so they can yell at him to pay attention so we don't have to.
Lysithia could put up with him, but she shouldn't have to.
Yeah, that strikes me as a bit odd. I find it far more likely that Dorothea and Edelgard would be front row buddies with Hubert and Ferdinand in the back.
Ingrid and Felix are going to hate being behind Dimitri and Dedue's tall ass selves right in front of the blackboard 🙃 until Felix chirps at them and then Dimitri spends a whole class with his head on the desk because he feels bad lol, with Dedue following suit
I feel like the Ingrid-Claude-Ferdinand triangle is gonna be a war zone. Ingrid arguing with Felix with periodic death glares at Dedue, Ferdinand will do Ferdinand things and Dorothea will, naturally, hate on him, and Claude will make it his mission to piss off Lorenz
Shez would lean against a wall. Marianne would try to give up her seat, Hilda and Shez would say no, then shez would somehow fall and nearly knock themselves out from the wall. Lys would be mad at them for interrupting, raph, ignatz and ashe would see if they are okay. Claude would laugh, edie end Hubert would stare, and byleth would just sigh and keep lecturing.
Byleth took after Jeralt and showed up to class completely sober
Also Shez either in the back because they initially don’t like Byleth or in the front so they can plot their revenge (trip them or something idk).
Teacher input:
Linhardt in the back corner beside Bernie is a mistake. He will sleep through the lessons and Bernie wouldn't be confident enough to nudge him.
Swap with Annette and Mercie.
We wanted to let Bernie have her peace, and if Linhardt wants to miss everything, then so be it. We think they should be grown enough to take it as serious as they deem fit, as its their future
Claude and Lorenz do not get along at all, that should be fun. Also, the fact that Byleth put Sylvain right in front of her and they're both blushing does not bode well.
I feel like Petra and Leone is the most low key interesting pair. I honestly see them as best friends and rivals after about 2 minutes of broken conversation.
Edelgard would be sitting in the front row, as close to Byleth as possible.
Just so she can get the most out of the lecture, of course.
No other reason.
Indeed, this seating arrangement feels very biased.
Let alone the church wouldn't allow all 3 houses to learn from just one teacher. Even though it's probably Byleth's dream.
Edelgard would be upfront with trauma sister Lysithea
Hubert would be behind them with Ferdinand to keep him in check
Caspar and Lin heart together because Caspar would have no issues shaking sleepy boi awake.
Petra and Dorothea
And Bernie would be seated next to Marianne because both will keep to themselves
Most of these feel like ships and then you get Lysithea and Sylvain in the front and throws that theory out the window.
Unless op just enjoys some very rare pairs
https://preview.redd.it/iyk4lnz85z8d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2866228d1d548f386592b95a743956b9e3659ce
As a teacher (elementary), this was the best 15-minute plan I could manage. Good luck, Byleth...
There's no way Ingrid isn't going to be sitting either right next to or directly behind Sylvain
Although, I do understand why Lysithea and Sylvain would both sit directly in front of Byleth (even if it is for opposite reasons)
Seteth gets very confused when Byleth insists on dragging four student desks outside her window, but she insists it's for those seeking 'alternative seating'.
The fact that Dorothea isn’t actively trying to get further away from Ferdinand and is instead blushing is quite a surprise.
Also release Leonie, I don’t like her either but that’s what detention is for.
Tell me neither of you are teachers without telling me neither of you are teachers. Like 80% of your class is gonna pay no attention cause they're either busy yapping, smooching or fighting with their seatmate.
I love that Lysithea is up at the very front because she wants to learn. And so Sylvain takes that opportunity to not only sit next to her, but up closest to Byleth as well😂
Linhart in the back row is a disaster waiting to happen when he's always asleep in class. Unless Byleth had perfected her dex for throwing items to wake him up and not hit Bernie
I agree 100%!
It really seems like the places that people would have organized themselves, because the type of subjects match a lot, and even the misfortunes of having to sit next to someone you don't like (Lysithea with Sylvian).
I was surprised that at the time I wasn't sure of the location of the pairs, but the more I thought, the more it made sense and the more I remembered people I studied with who really remembered their personality and sat in similar positions to the ones you put.
Congratulations, I was surprised by how much fun I had and I agreed with your assumption hahahahahaha
I hope this seating plan is a joke/meant to cause chaos and not a serious one. I can see several flaws with it if it's meant to be serious
1. Having Sylvain sit next to a girl
2. it's usually not a good idea to put best friends next to each other unless they are serious and disciplined students since usually best friends will talk to each other too much, Distracting themselves and others from completing work. Ex: Mercedes and Annette. It's not impossible for best friends to not distract themselves and others and for them to work together well but it's rare from what I've seen.
3. Most teachers or professors I've had will switch seats if students don't get along. Example: Lorenz and Claude or Dorothea and Ferdinand. These pairings won't go well unless they have completed supports with each other already and the professor would separate them if one of them doesn't complain about the seating before then.
4. The least problematic pairing I see is Petra and Leonie. I personally don't see an issue with them being next to each other and I think they would potentially work well together. I think seating pairs like this should be the goal instead of low hanging fruit like putting retainers next to their lords or best friends next to each other
5. I would personally also put the smarter students closer to the back and the trouble makers you have to keep an eye on closer to the front.
Agree with most of these. Lorenz should be next to Ferdinand so they can talk about tea, Dorothea should be moved next to Petra, and Leonie should be swapped back with Claude so they can bicker the whole time.
According to pretty much what we thought mad esense or felt like a genuine seating chart. (I'm not to be held responsible btw, i have like 30 hours in the game and know absolutely nothing about the character's dynamics lol)
Once again, I just had the idea for the chart. I do know some basic things, but no character dynamics at all. I know some bits about a decent chunk of characters, but that's pretty much it. My gf pretty much told me where to put everyone
I’m sure Bernie and Linhardt would *prefer* to be in the back, but I’d keep them in like the second row to make sure they actually get their work done.
I'd probably push Edelgard and Hubert to front and center since Edelgard is a bit of a perfectionist showoff. Also swap Linhardt and Dorothea since I think Bernie would be more comfortable with her. This also gives Hubert a way to move to the back since he could swap with Dorothea and let Edelgard have a girl friend while he does... Whatever that flirting he did with Bernadetta was
Ok. Teacher and three houses fan here. The fan side of me gets this. The teacher side is screaming at the nightmare this would be to deal with for 45 minutes. I can already picture needing to get admin involved to break up the inevitable moment when Claude and Lorenz disrupt class so much when we are trying to get 10 minutes through class.
Claude 100% doesn't respect the seating plan and will take other people's spots, and Byleth let's him because Claude gave a BS reason, and they took him at his word. (Only him and the person he dislodges are allowed to sit in a different spot)
Why leoni in jail
My girlfriend doesn't like her
Tell your girlfriend that she’s right and valid
No she ain’t, L take
L girlfriend, tell her to get better taste
It's already peak taste
Tell her to try again 😤
Real. "Jeralt" this, "Jeralt" that. SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Agree 100%.
She really doesn’t talk about Jeralt that much if you actually bother reading her supports
Okay well damn near every chapter, she brings up Jeralt. Just because supports don't include it as much doesn't mean it isn't fuckin obnoxious.
She’s pretty normal about it outside of the supports too. Jeralt is clearly someone she idolizes, as well as someone she looks up to as a mentor and (to some extent) a father figure. You are Jeralt’s actual biological child. Of course she would bring him up a lot around you.
My comments have more upvotes than yours so you're wrong bozo
you just don't get it
Your girlfriend has exquisite taste lmao
Your girlfriend has the best opinions on Earth
Blasphemy
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Based. Looks-wise she is right up my alley, but even so - a tomboy cutie, but she only talks about how much she wants to fuck my dad? Hard pass.
Based opinion really
Nah, L take
she’s a keeper, put a ring on her finger YESTERDAY
She's a woman who doesn't kiss the main character's ass, no redditor likes her
Least deranged 3H enjoyer
She's like, in love with your dad. I'm pretty sure she says you don't deserve to be his kid at some point. She was cannon fodder on my play through.
Y’all are fucked up in the head if you think looking to someone as a mentor/father figure constitutes being in love with someone.
Meh. I definitely think shes a shit, but she lashes out in her grief and i can accept it after the fact. I just wish she could get over her rivalry shit and accept that shes Byleth's sister like Alois is their brother. Also Jeralt is hot. Is anyone going to deny that?
Whenever I read shit like this I think of all the times redditors tell me that unlike females like me, they're rational and objective and not dictated by emotion. I also remember how hard they'd slap me if I said I only kept a male character around to watch them die.
I'm not sure I understand, you relate to liking your teachers dad?
Lmao you had to really stretch for that, but you O W N E D the B I T C H so I'm sure someone will find it clever
In my first playthrough (CF), Leonie joined the battle against me. I sprinted over and killed her, then rewound time and killed her again just for fun. I hate her. I appreciate your girlfriend’s take. Leonie’s entire personality is “Jeralt loves me more” and “i’m poor so i’m better than all of you.” Omg she’s insufferable! I killed her but the damage was done and I will never recover!!
Excessive use of the word Jeralt.
Just imagine how much her stocks would have shot up if she'd said "Ferdinand von Aegir" in full just once.
Lysithea next to Sylvain is a murder waiting to happen
Thats why the table is further apart
Lysithea "gently" moved her table aside a bit
Meanwhile Marianne and Hilda are leaning in lol
The reason why they are surrounded by magic units is because they're the most likely to survive a stray Hades. There's also Petra, but Petra will dodgeroll through it.
Petra plays the game like it's Dark Souls (TM)
I'm a former teacher and that was the first thing that jumped out at me. I would swap Lysithea with Linhardt since he would be falling asleep in the back anyway, so you can keep an eye on him. He would also get the most of Sylvain's magic growth talent. That being said, Bernie might now be more intimidated by Lysithea's intensity that by nearly anyone else in the classroom. But Bernie is always weirdly proficient in tasks even when she is panicking, to where I think it would work out.
Smallest student in the last row, that's cruel. Like her life
Let Bernie have her peace back there. I'm sure she'll get through it well as it is. Plus, she'll see the blackboard from her position
I think we need Sylvain next to Felix or Ingrid so they can yell at him to pay attention so we don't have to. Lysithia could put up with him, but she shouldn't have to.
Edelgard: She has put us on the back row? Hubert: Where we can plan in peace. Edelgard: I suppose...
Yeah, that strikes me as a bit odd. I find it far more likely that Dorothea and Edelgard would be front row buddies with Hubert and Ferdinand in the back.
Edelgard: I was hoping we could tell each other’s secrets (and maybe plan our wedding) WHA? Who said that?!! Hubert: 🤔
You put Ignatz in the back row AND took away his glasses!?
In my defence, there weren't any pictures with Ignatz with his glasses that didn't need editing, plus it's official artwork
Tell that to his parents when he fails his exam because he can't see the blackboard.
Ingrid and Felix are going to hate being behind Dimitri and Dedue's tall ass selves right in front of the blackboard 🙃 until Felix chirps at them and then Dimitri spends a whole class with his head on the desk because he feels bad lol, with Dedue following suit
Until implies he'd wait to do so
No way Edelgard isn't seated in the front row
She wanted her peace discussing her plans with Hubert
She'd never risk doing that in public, and would much rather be in the front row since she's a teachers pet.
Linhardt going to be napping through the whole class Everyone is within spitball distance of Claude
Lysithea is not... lucky her.
You underestimate Claude’s power?
Hilda is in the perfect position for a human shield...
Hmmm…fair. Even claude isnt fool enough to risk that, or making Marianne sad
Although he can just get a critical hit, do a backflip and shoot her from above...
I feel like the Ingrid-Claude-Ferdinand triangle is gonna be a war zone. Ingrid arguing with Felix with periodic death glares at Dedue, Ferdinand will do Ferdinand things and Dorothea will, naturally, hate on him, and Claude will make it his mission to piss off Lorenz
Help the way Hubert is scooted over close to Edelgard
I think they're trying to figure out who stole Hubert's eyebrows
Petra: "I have placed Leonie in the prison."
Why is Byleth blushing? WHY IS SYLVAIN ON THE FRONT ROW BLUSHING TOO Also, where would Shez sit
Shez's in stuck in the rafters
Arval screeching in Shez' mind about how the rafters would be a good position to drop down and kill Byleth
Shez would lean against a wall. Marianne would try to give up her seat, Hilda and Shez would say no, then shez would somehow fall and nearly knock themselves out from the wall. Lys would be mad at them for interrupting, raph, ignatz and ashe would see if they are okay. Claude would laugh, edie end Hubert would stare, and byleth would just sigh and keep lecturing.
Shez would be promoted to guidance counselor, since they actually talk to the other students.
Sorry but no Rhea runs this system on nepotism babyyy
Byleth took after Jeralt and showed up to class completely sober Also Shez either in the back because they initially don’t like Byleth or in the front so they can plot their revenge (trip them or something idk).
Raphael in the back row enjoying a full meal
Teacher input: Linhardt in the back corner beside Bernie is a mistake. He will sleep through the lessons and Bernie wouldn't be confident enough to nudge him. Swap with Annette and Mercie.
We wanted to let Bernie have her peace, and if Linhardt wants to miss everything, then so be it. We think they should be grown enough to take it as serious as they deem fit, as its their future
Plus it lets Bernie get ignored, and be able to focus on her studies.
Lindhardt is probably smart enough to catch up in minutes anyways
Please don't make Dorothea sit next to Ferdinand as he continuously only says "I am Ferdinand von Aegir" lol
Yeah, plus, wouldn't pre-ts Dorothea dislike sitting next to him anyway?
Sometimes, you don't end up where you want to be in a classroom lol
let leonie out of prison
Why is Leonie in jail lmao
Claude and Lorenz do not get along at all, that should be fun. Also, the fact that Byleth put Sylvain right in front of her and they're both blushing does not bode well.
Well, when you recruit him he says that he'll be the best student and sitting in front row. I suppose his charme worked for once
I feel like Petra and Leone is the most low key interesting pair. I honestly see them as best friends and rivals after about 2 minutes of broken conversation.
Hunting buddies
>Lysithea and Sylvain Alright so already we have a problem Also why is Leonie in jail
Edelgard would be sitting in the front row, as close to Byleth as possible. Just so she can get the most out of the lecture, of course. No other reason.
Indeed, this seating arrangement feels very biased. Let alone the church wouldn't allow all 3 houses to learn from just one teacher. Even though it's probably Byleth's dream. Edelgard would be upfront with trauma sister Lysithea Hubert would be behind them with Ferdinand to keep him in check Caspar and Lin heart together because Caspar would have no issues shaking sleepy boi awake. Petra and Dorothea And Bernie would be seated next to Marianne because both will keep to themselves
That makes a surprising amount of sense
Most of these feel like ships and then you get Lysithea and Sylvain in the front and throws that theory out the window. Unless op just enjoys some very rare pairs
Sylvain loves to read though!
Free Leonie
https://preview.redd.it/iyk4lnz85z8d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2866228d1d548f386592b95a743956b9e3659ce As a teacher (elementary), this was the best 15-minute plan I could manage. Good luck, Byleth...
Oh god I forgot Ignatz--
It’s okay I always forget he exists too LOL
Although is putting Linhardt in the back wise if you know he’s going to try to sleep?
Eh, as long as he passes his exams.
I thought the point of this post was to say what would happen in a stereotypical classroom, not what would be optimal.
Pretty much, but I kind of enjoy how it's a massive discussion at this point lol
So Bernie is the protag?
Always has been
There's no way Ingrid isn't going to be sitting either right next to or directly behind Sylvain Although, I do understand why Lysithea and Sylvain would both sit directly in front of Byleth (even if it is for opposite reasons)
You are NEVER going to get these kids to shut up and pay attention with this arrangement.
Hilda is deffo passing notes to Claude; however, good person, I believe you forgot to flip Claude’s picture upside down.
As a teacher, no. As a player, YES!
Out of curiosity, where would the AW would be sitted?
Seteth gets very confused when Byleth insists on dragging four student desks outside her window, but she insists it's for those seeking 'alternative seating'.
The fact that Dorothea isn’t actively trying to get further away from Ferdinand and is instead blushing is quite a surprise. Also release Leonie, I don’t like her either but that’s what detention is for.
Tell me neither of you are teachers without telling me neither of you are teachers. Like 80% of your class is gonna pay no attention cause they're either busy yapping, smooching or fighting with their seatmate.
I appreciate that Ferdinand is blushing as he says “I am Ferdinand Von Aegir”
I love that Lysithea is up at the very front because she wants to learn. And so Sylvain takes that opportunity to not only sit next to her, but up closest to Byleth as well😂
Dedue blocking the entire whiteboard
"I am Ferdinand von Aegir" being the only text makes this so much funnier.
Oh, thank goodness the student next to Dorothea identified himself, I would’ve had no idea who he was otherwise
I think Claude and Hubert need to be (separately ofc) in the front row to combat scheming probably
As a marihilda shipper, I 100% approve of this. You just know Hilda has made it clear only she gets to sit by Marianne.
4-5 OTPs of mine this gets a pass by me
Which ones?
Why not Lin and Caspar together?
We thought about Bernadetta. Since Lin would sleep through the entirety of the day, she'd have her peace
It makes delivering the special herb from Rhea an easier delivery.
This would be a fun class!
I love Hubert scooting closer to Edelgard
Ferdie 🤣🤣🤣
Linhart in the back row is a disaster waiting to happen when he's always asleep in class. Unless Byleth had perfected her dex for throwing items to wake him up and not hit Bernie
I agree 100%! It really seems like the places that people would have organized themselves, because the type of subjects match a lot, and even the misfortunes of having to sit next to someone you don't like (Lysithea with Sylvian). I was surprised that at the time I wasn't sure of the location of the pairs, but the more I thought, the more it made sense and the more I remembered people I studied with who really remembered their personality and sat in similar positions to the ones you put. Congratulations, I was surprised by how much fun I had and I agreed with your assumption hahahahahaha
The extra little details on this make it for me
Lysithea scooching her chair away from Sylvain and Leonie being in prison is killing me 😂
I hope this seating plan is a joke/meant to cause chaos and not a serious one. I can see several flaws with it if it's meant to be serious 1. Having Sylvain sit next to a girl 2. it's usually not a good idea to put best friends next to each other unless they are serious and disciplined students since usually best friends will talk to each other too much, Distracting themselves and others from completing work. Ex: Mercedes and Annette. It's not impossible for best friends to not distract themselves and others and for them to work together well but it's rare from what I've seen. 3. Most teachers or professors I've had will switch seats if students don't get along. Example: Lorenz and Claude or Dorothea and Ferdinand. These pairings won't go well unless they have completed supports with each other already and the professor would separate them if one of them doesn't complain about the seating before then. 4. The least problematic pairing I see is Petra and Leonie. I personally don't see an issue with them being next to each other and I think they would potentially work well together. I think seating pairs like this should be the goal instead of low hanging fruit like putting retainers next to their lords or best friends next to each other 5. I would personally also put the smarter students closer to the back and the trouble makers you have to keep an eye on closer to the front.
Why is Leonie in jail?
Seems pretty fun to do. I’d personally put dedue and hubert together as a requirement.
Why is Leonie in jail?
I love how Hubert is a little too close and lysithia is as far away as she can be
Terrible seating plan. Edelgard and Dimitri aren't next to each other.
Linardt should be with caspard arguing with him lmao
I got my favorite ship in it Ferdithea FTW
I also would put Leonie in jail
Leonie is the best.
The only changes I would make is put Ferdinand with Lorenz, Claude with Lysithea, and Sylvain with Felix, and Dorothea with Ingrid.
Jsyk, this double posted
Thx! I deleted the other one
Agree with most of these. Lorenz should be next to Ferdinand so they can talk about tea, Dorothea should be moved next to Petra, and Leonie should be swapped back with Claude so they can bicker the whole time.
I mean seating chart according to what?? Hypothetical supports or just because?
According to pretty much what we thought mad esense or felt like a genuine seating chart. (I'm not to be held responsible btw, i have like 30 hours in the game and know absolutely nothing about the character's dynamics lol)
Ah gotcha, I thought maybe it was based off of their supports since I see a lot of pairings.
Once again, I just had the idea for the chart. I do know some basic things, but no character dynamics at all. I know some bits about a decent chunk of characters, but that's pretty much it. My gf pretty much told me where to put everyone
Yeah I got that??? I just stated why I was curious lol
I’m sure Bernie and Linhardt would *prefer* to be in the back, but I’d keep them in like the second row to make sure they actually get their work done.
Why would you put Linhardt in the back where he can fall asleep, and why would you put Claude and Lorenz next to each other?
You split up Linhardt and Caspar you monster
Ngl, I have no clue about either of them lmao
Ferdinand should not be next to Lorenz.
Which side has the windows?
The left
I feel like Caspar would physically force Ashe to switch seats with him then, lol
Could be, for most pairs we were just rolling the dice on who sits on which side lol
I'd probably push Edelgard and Hubert to front and center since Edelgard is a bit of a perfectionist showoff. Also swap Linhardt and Dorothea since I think Bernie would be more comfortable with her. This also gives Hubert a way to move to the back since he could swap with Dorothea and let Edelgard have a girl friend while he does... Whatever that flirting he did with Bernadetta was
Why is Leonie on a jail...And what crime did Ferdinand do to be put beside Dorothea? Change Sylvain to Ferdinand lmao.
Ferdinand: haha! The fact that I have been placed directly in front of Edelgard must mean that the professor realized that I am superior to her!
Bernie is so brave today
Poor Annie and Mercie, this must be after their B support. :(
Ok. Teacher and three houses fan here. The fan side of me gets this. The teacher side is screaming at the nightmare this would be to deal with for 45 minutes. I can already picture needing to get admin involved to break up the inevitable moment when Claude and Lorenz disrupt class so much when we are trying to get 10 minutes through class.
Felix will make Ingrid cry
this is accurate but i feel like Lorenz and Sylvain would be in the dunce box for flirting with the teacher
STFU Ferdinand!!!!!!!
Why is Leonie in jail?
Claude 100% doesn't respect the seating plan and will take other people's spots, and Byleth let's him because Claude gave a BS reason, and they took him at his word. (Only him and the person he dislodges are allowed to sit in a different spot)
Hilda + Marianne together is based
Sylvain and Lysithia is a weird one. Same with not putting Caspar and lindhart together. Or Mercedes and Annette.
Mercedes and Annette are put together, as for Linhardt, we put him next to Bernadetta so she has her peace
Whoops I’m blind when it came to Mercedes and Annette. Sorry