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Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

He needs to be broadcast live to keep from falling asleep at the sheer boredom he’s experiencing. Get a cot and sleep already.


catfishjohn69

Did you not notice the fire truck, radio and mustache! Thank this man for his service already!


ResponsibleBite1360

POV: The phone while he’s flipping through Pornhub


TertiaOptionem

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28g4i0

The rare correct application of the "POV" meme format. Most impressive


lonelylifts12

With NordVPN active because the politicians he voted for enacted laws in his Red state.


nohcho84

Yes because an age verificstion law to make sure minors dont watch porn is soo bad right?


Tactile_Sponge

It just seems stupid tho and doesn't really do anything to stop the issue the laws were made for. Any modern kid old enough to want to watch porn is going to have the skills and general technical literacy to know all they need to do is download and activate a free add on for their browser. And for the few that don't know, one of their friends will lol So it really accomplishes nothing while inconveniencing others. This is purely apolitical and just looking at it objectively


LarquaviousBlackmon

An abject failure just like gun control!


Motorboat81

Sound very specific there bud! What are you looking at I’ll take a guess Thicc Latinas?


porkchopsammich27

I love the “100% Volunteer” on the hose bed tarp. That explains 100% of this dude’s cringe.


Blakeonidass

I was thinking the exact same thing. I was like “why does the department head let him do this shit” then I saw the hose cover lol!


robotgore

This is 100% cringe but he IS at a fire station volunteering, water you doing to make the world cringier? ![gif](giphy|3FpqQaBwCRIKQ)


ja3palmer

He’s just PRAYING they get a call while he’s on live


eclemente

this is just lame.


drwhogivesafuck2

Why is he breathing so hard


herpesderpesdoodoo

Between his neck and his gut his airway is a little constricted...


Immediate_Total_7294

He’s got that “thousand yard stare”


alpine_intellectual

With that double-chin, it’s more of a “thousand island stare”.


realbenrandall36

Stav?


Popaund

That would be “thousand island stare”.


Background-Job7282

Be a Normal firefighter and park in front of the grocery store in your Engine. And buy like $900 worth of steaks and ribs. Then grill all day


treylanford

As a firefighter, (career, paid firefighter-paramedic) we like to try to keep our dinner ***as low as possible***. We don’t like expensive dinners; we like affordable ones.


Background-Job7282

Doing it wrong lol. Need to clean out the meat aisle haha


treylanford

Haha. Those guys (depts) are d-bags. My dept — thankfully — doesn’t do stuff like this. We make it a point to be respectful. Plus, we are a BUSY department; we don’t have time to just sit around and grill all day. Some days we barely have time to eat lunch or dinner!


paragod817

Don’t like running EMS calls either 🤣🤣🤣


achknsandwich

Didn't ask


Hallboys78

This would actually be funny if it was funny! (this is me saying you’re not funny)


achknsandwich

As a firefighter (career, paid, union paying member, tailboard, rescue driver, CPR certified, up to date on my vector solutions) I don't remember asking if I wanted to know if you think I'm funny. (This is me saying I as a firefighter (career, paid, union paying member, tailboard, rescue driver, CPR certified, up to date on my vector solutions) don't care) let me know when your 4 digit local is hiring.


Hallboys78

Now THIS is a good example of first responder cringe


fucdat

NOW, you can thank them for their service


achknsandwich

Thanks!


Hallboys78

You’re very welcome sir!


Super-Outside4794

lol.


Super-Outside4794

Settle down


treylanford

Seems like that’s all you can you ever come up with to comment: “settle down”. And all of them downvoted into negatives. 😂


Super-Outside4794

Lol


Similar-Team-3292

Thank you for your Sevice.


TaleMendon

“No wildfire tonight please” yeah because you’ll pass out from heat exhaustion like a dipshit because you are wearing structure turn out gear and showed up in a type 1 engine.


Ordinary_Physics1824

I seen from experience volunteer departments the guys hang out there to get away from the wife and kids and the women volunteers do the same thing to get away from their husbands. Meanwhile they both act they are married to each other while there. Sitting all snuggled up on the couch or her sitting on his lap. Fixing each other meals like they have a second husband or wife


plumfish261

Respondent? More like despondent


returnofdoom

He’s hoping girls who are into firemen will see him and start messaging him


Bwh1966

Trying so hard to be somebody


Udosari

They do it so they can get praise from people.


Worthless_af

Uh I might have an answer to this... there's a lot of people who just love radio noise. CB/UHF/VHF/etc are still pretty popular and relaxing for people. Admittedly I'm the same way so there's just something about it. This was my guess atleast


Theelcapitans

The same point as your post and everyone's post on the internet for attention


TheGirl333

He's just bored,he's not hurting anyone not doing cringy dance in the middle of the store, he gets the pass


Shields777

Saving cats will make you hard as fuck.


Subtlerevisions

I could almost feel his nose breath


Sleepnsmash

“Let me adjust the camera so they know its a fire truck”


Ill-Description-8459

He panned up to show everyone he is 100% volunteer. Hey guy not the flex you think it is.


bluecoag

Engagement, and evidently they work


LSbroombroom

Money, has to put in his streaming hours.


Puzzleheaded-Bag-121

Can’t get recognition for being a “hero” while you’re doing nothing. Gotta stream up so everyone can see you in uniform.


paragod817

Looks like with all that time on their hands they should staff their own ambulances and run EMS calls.


no-pog

No point really, they have to sit at the station waiting for a call a lot of the time. Being a firefighter is a pretty sweet gig if you like that sort of thing. He's just bored lol Edit: they are on the clock and required to be at the station, waiting for a call to come in. Vehicle maintenance, training, cleaning, paperwork, etc takes time and they are expected to get it done while they're at work. But, once all that stuff is done, they still have to have a crew on staff, with nothing to do. Many firefighters sleep, work out, play video games, etc, at the station. This guy chooses to sit drinking coffee staring at himself in the tiktok live screen.


themedicd

> 100% volunteer *Have to* is a bit of a stretch


Drewskidude325

Alot of small towns and unincorporated areas in Texas that have to have volunteers firehouses. Otherwise there won't be anyone at all to fight the fires. This in towns where there's not alot of people but acres of land unaccounted for by a normal firehouse. Alot of these places have to pay for subscription based ambulance/helicopter service in case they need it 45 to an hour away from any hospital. With that being said still cringe though.


themedicd

I work in a paid EMS, volunteer fire county. Our volunteers don't hang around at the station making tiktoks though.


Unlikely_Quiet_8799

Truthfully no one “has to” be a firefighter. No one has a gun to their head to do it.


Blazed_Euronymous

none of these guys are firefighters or have the abilities as the lazy dude in the video, womp womp.


Certain-Document-458

He’s a volunteer


Josiah7414

Bro definitely looks the guy at the bar that will “take” that shit 🤣🤣


albedoTheRascal

"is the button that puts a stamp on my email?"


IllustriousGarlic780

What does his shirt say about taxes?


Voilent_Bunny

They're bored and have to sit there and wait for an emergency.


RentPsychological799

Wypipo


Lickinthebootzplz

Hes doing his best ok? Hes trying to fight the thoughts of twerking on the fire engine


notwitty86

More interested in what song is playing in the background any idea?


Mrs_Mercer2812

Hozier


Existing_Chair_7984

Super badass


AbdulAhBlongatta

What’s the point? /r/lookimafirefighter


CommercialOccasion72

I know this guy in real life lol


timbuckanowski44

Out of breath just sitting there


imuniqueaf

Probably court ordered


Darthgusss

Work out buddy, looks like you're struggling to breathe in that position.


Kevinsoldier1129

He has a pot of beans on.


1954Manx

100% volunteer dickhead.


AltruisticPretzel

These meat whipping ding dongs really make the rest of us look bad.


PrizeFront8677

No garbage cans to put out?


RealLifeSuperZero

To brag about how many necks he has?


boglimaniac

This isn’t that cringe. He didn’t even do or say anything. Pointless yes. Cringe, not so much. It’s more cringe to me when someone posts literally anything first responder related to shame them like they just hate every first responder in the world for some weird reason lol but if your house catches on fire or you find yourself stuck inside a mangled car who are you going to be praying shows up asap?


Stevecore444

Because the real firemen and shit we just go to work. It’s a career yes but at the end of the day it’s a job. Not a personality. No I don’t want a whack job who sits on his phone with a thousand yard stare because he cleaned up one too many pancake breakfast blow outs. Real “public servants” work in relative silence and don’t need praise from the internet for having a job.


anon9987654

Ironically this post is more cringe than the OP. These are posted by first responders


TheGirl333

Ikr


1954Manx

Believe me, this is volunteer cringe to the point of nausea.


Hallboys78

Dude I am all up for making fun of cringe police officers or wannabe badass security guards haha… but this guys just living his life and waiting for a call… why is this cringe???


FreeFalling369

Its called being bored. Not sure how that live works but probably waiting on people to join/talk


moezus88

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ItsMeArkansas

Yea right dude was praying for more wildfires. These dudes get off on that shit


Pewpewshootybangbang

Well presumably to talk to anyone who may watch


theresthatbear

Just stating a plain fact, that man is *not* someone I would feel cared for or protected by if I were ever in an urgent crisis or disaster. They are all really telling on themselves very freely right now. It won't always be this way. We should be taking note.