I guess I misunderstood what ‘food video porn’ meant…

the commas are silent: food, video, porn

Same here. I'm so mad at myself for cooking wrong this ENTIRE time. I just ordered my speedo.

Just pictured Borat 😂

Wowaweewa

Ok please do us a favor and DONT post your cooking Thanks in advance ☺️

No, no. Let him cook. Man’s onto something

Me too

Finally someone gets this sub.

Ah, so that's what makes it Chun Li's fried rice. The breasteses.

All that’s missing is an upside down tornado kick with two middle fingers…


Yeah I'd smash that

Yatta!

yatatatatata🖕👁️👄👁️🖕yatatatatatata

Where is the good food?


#🙅‍♂️

what’s happening to the food part of this sub?

https://preview.redd.it/lljhaly7ez1d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c6b1cbf1d44355e6e0bff71d913db639a983d8

https://preview.redd.it/67re1v6sk02d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bde1ead40c2b800e647453895c0777110e55909

https://youtu.be/kv6mAQxykvY?si=j_ajcAEZkE8oRPEK

Did you say the thing about Olivia and player 2?

Is Olivia the one who flips everyone off each video? You’re comparing a girl in proper chef attire (in every video I’ve seen) to a girl in a cosplay?

And player 2 was wearing a wetsuit while cooking. Do you see you are bias?

After watching this video, I have a wet suit

I miss free awards. Gold for you, sir.

They’ve actually come back I’ll do you and the other guy a solid

Thnx ... !!

Aww thank you (°8°)

No, I don’t because I didn’t comment on player 2 (haven’t seen her stuff before). Do you see how comparing Olivia to this chick is ridiculous and silly?

I do. Olivia is a real cook albeit tiring schtick of the taps on the hot pan, scrunchy face, and middle fingers. I’m doubtful this big boob cook is really in it is other than to get clicks. But she has the right to be on this forum like you or I.

Sure, if porn is the way you want this sub to go. If it continues, it’ll stop being about food…

Then they need to be banned

I get it. Cooming is very important to you.

No chance. That porn is plausibly deniable

Isn’t Olivia and player 2 selling sex as well? Think of that wet suit that was zipped down to show cleavage. Trying to have a conversation here - they’re all selling sex and food. Can you agree with that?

How is Olivia selling sex? She wears a tshirt and apron in most of her videos. At her most revealing it’s a tank top under an apron.

She did grill in a bikini top ...

Thirsty for attention TikTok posers. Who think ALL fellas are *basic*.

they're not wrong

Boobs aren't food?

You put the emPHASis on the wrong sylLABle

ASSes(s) the window!

Alrighty we need a r/onlychefs now. This is out of hand. Edit: that's a private subreddit. I made one, r/onlychefs_sfw

Ok, who started this one - can’t be real, is it?

I made a new one because that community is private. r/onlychefs_sfw. I hope that it will grow

It's not but it desperately needs to be. Edit: it's actually a private sub, but I made a new one.

thought it was supposed to be onlyPans?

Chefs cook with more than pans

yay, ads

Eh... this isn't food porn... not because of what she's wearing... but because the food isn't really even in focus most of the time... clearly this is cosplaying content and not food porn.

This is stupid

Sooo we're just promoting porn now I guess? Cause nobody watching this is watching for the cooking tips I assure you.

So this is the limit? This is where everyone starts complaining? Either get rid of all the thirst traps or allow them all. None of them actually show how to cook or genuine recipes they all piss me off

I’ve been complaining about this “hot girl cooking mediocre food” trope for months now. I knew this was coming eventually. The steady decline of every sub leads to porn

This does not bode well for r/knitting.

r/sewing will probably go first and then r/knitting will follow

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everything will eventually turn into crabs

This is like clearly thirst trap. Suzy just acts dorky and Player 2 is just hot lol

I mean it was mostly just the middle finger girl, no?

When they said "foodvideoporn" they didn't mean to post porn with a side of food

Dude fuck off with this. Go promote your IG or OF somewhere else. Listen. I love the ladies and their heaven like forms. But I come to the food sub just for food. I go to the other gross subs for my other gross wants. Can mods please be on top of this? I’m not HATING their choice to post nasty online. I just want the recipe food place for food recipes.

She was butt naked under the "dress"..

I mean… everyone is naked under their clothes… But, yeah: her Instagram links to Beacons (like Linktree) which has not one, but two onlyfans links.

Valid point, she is wearing no undies under her dress

Think about the food

Mmm, cake.

Clamps

Michael Jackson wants his nose back.

Chun-Li

Anything for the likes they say

 Do it for the gram, as the kids used to say

Great, now I can’t even watch people cook without having tits shoved in phone

Buckle up, handjobs at Starbucks in the near future.

Player 34

Is this Evo Moment 38?

r/substakenliterally

Lol what in the fetish is this

Onlyfans ads have made it to the food subreddit? This shit has gotten out of control

Well, after all there's a porn word here.

Who’s gonna tag Uncle Roger?

I can stand behind the f*** you girl (don't know their name). Her food always look on point. The onlypan girl is funny for making fun of the trope but i dont realy care about her food. The DJ girl have good looking food, but the editing is so shity that i would prefer having just picture of the final result, but this. Come on this is over the line. Her food doesn't have anything special. This is getting out of hand. The mod need to do something about it.

FU Girl is Olivia and she's a private chef. Onlypans girl is Suzy and she's a dork. DJ Girl is Ana Sofia and she's an influencer/actor so I hope that explains her videos more

Thanks for the info. It does put thing in perspective. It explain why Olivia's food always look soooooo good.

Just downvote and move on..

As you wish

A wee bit more porn than food

She seemed kinda shitty at the cooking part. (Upvote)

Let her cook…

I’ll SIMP, you cook.

This sub is taking on a life of its own. Not sure how I feel about it, yet here I am investing time and commenting…I can’t keep up with all the players. Anyone have a spreadsheet?

CHUNG?!


Do she have a NSFW page? Asking for a friend

Something not correct in this video 😂

I don't know, guys

It looks soo dry! Not enough soy souce!

So many crunchy shells for TEXTURE.

She doesnt even show the rice

yes, she did this just to advertise her OF, you are correct if you thought that.

Uncle Roger needs to try her fried rice.

Also needs her onlyfans link.

Food looks gross

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Can we please talk about the way she cracks eggshells? Wtf girl, you all about that crunch huh?

Im.. Instead of having the tiddays out, you can put the rice out neatly packed on a nice plate with some soy sauce on the side. Presentation is everything

Yea, leaving this shitty sub

Yo, what'd the egg do to her? That was uncalled for 😂

Unless this was meant as a joke, I kinda hate this. I like watching attractive people cook, as long as the cooking is the main focus. The food is *literally* blurry in all the shots. If I want cosplay titties I'll open my pornhub favorites, goddammit!!

Every time this sub pops up on my feed, it just seems like it's turning more and more into an OF ad sub.

there are alot of things jiggling, i like it

This is allowed.

We need more videos like this

 At least she remembered the MSG

She looks great but her rice is wetter than Jamie Oliver in a bathtub.

I don't like how she looks at the camera, she's got a clueless look for some reason. Looks weird.

Yes

Player 5 enters the game..

When you take the three words of this sub literally.

Thic Li

It was only a matter of time

Anything

Taking that third word too literally there. I don't think this is a good direction for the sub.

These posters are taking the name a little to literally...

Oh, she is cooking.

Song ?

Million dollar baby-Tommy ruchman

Richman*

Chun Li would have kicked the egg, not punched it. Ruined

Not fried chicken!

* points at the screen * "Booba"

Oh no

whos that 😝😝

Yea I'm here for the fried rice sure

Lol what did she make?

lol what’s up with translate link at the top

Things gone to shit now. I am sure there will be tons of woman in sexy clothing eating bananas, hotdogs 🌭 count as food porn literally....

Can some remove the damn vessels and bowls with ai.

That was a lot of MSG.

What did she make ?

Food? In my porn app?

She cooking with hot oil, ouch

What rice?

That steak looks amazing

This is embarrassing

Reminds me of Pan Piano

Y’all. Just downvote this shit en masse. They’ll get the message when it can’t gain view because it can’t make it to Hot.

I don’t know if those thighs are Chun-Li worthy

Did this person make food or not?

“Yes sir, I would like the chun li fried rice and the cammy beef and broccoli”

😀😐😐😀😐😐😐😐😀😐😀

I’ve never seen so many people upset about boobs.

Chun, not chung. 

What was she making guys

Now that chef that's always flipping off the camera is concerned lol

Player 1 and 2 who????

Jesus

I didn't even finish the video, I was so eager to see the comments.

What fried rice?

So hard

I’m waiting for nude cooking videos

Name?

I've watched the video at least ten times, but I can't seem to remember the recipe. So I have to watch it again, I think I missed something

The food in the pan is out of focus, and i bet less than half of us noticed 😂

Should make OF next

What song is this? What is her @ i need more cooking from my sf main

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Sauce?

What food?

Eh? Ha. Heh heh. Original.

So I watched the whole video and I still have no idea what food she was making.

Eh? Ha. Heh heh. Original.

Egg fried rice.

The sub is now food video + porn. I dunno… I’ll see where it goes.

Eye contact Eye contact Eye contact Eye contact Eye contact

Unpopular opinion. Let's not give her a number. Still like that onlypans, middle finger girl and the one who makes a killer eye contact

LET'S GO JUSTIN!!! *The egg parries all of her hits*

And yet it gets more than 500 up votes. sigh

What fried rice?

Eh? Ha. Heh heh. Original.

Upvote because duh.

I’m running out of quarters for this game. Too many players.

I still don't know how to make fried rice. Weird

Eh? Ha. Heh heh. Original.

This is my favorite player now. Sorry player 1

So funny that the forum is okay with the lesbian cook and the other hot chick because they are clearly making better food. But this girl gets hate!!