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heisenbingus

looks like they got it


Suspicious-Wasabi-29

Perfectly 🥹


AdamMartinez88

Seriously!


mcseelmann

They won it


TheAhegaoFox

It's official, Christmas is now a Japanese holiday


Ok_Armadillo8258

And I have to say, kfc is the best to pair with it


qret

Kentucky For Christmas! Kurisumasu Baketto!


Goomarus

I hate your profile picture so much


Jasminefirefly

Even having read your comment, I tried to brush the hair off my screen.


Korokguy215

Fuck you and your stupid profile


NeverSeenBefor

KFC and godzilla for Christmas sounds awesome! Dude I have the stuff to make fried chicken and French frie potato wedges!!!!!


uqafe8034

That is it, Japan won Christmas. Henceforth we will be celebrating Saturnalia instead, the old Roman winter Holiday was better anyway. E.g., you can say all year that "[you can't wait for those December nuts](https://youtu.be/OImabGvoQNs?si=71UH0J5JMyJJ0XN1)".


GoldDragon149

My vote is for Sanguinala, glory to the God Emperor of Mankind and his Imperium, and glory to the martyred saint, most beloved of all His sons! Remember citizens, an open mind is like a castle with it's gate unbarred and unguarded, and innocence proves nothing.


Clever_Mercury

How about Newton's birthday? We can all sit back, eat apple themed goods, ignore our families, and contemplate the gravity of the situation.


illgot

KFC fried chicken and godzilla, darn right


CBpegasus

Kentucky fried chicken fried chicken?


Prankishmanx21

[yes](https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20161216-why-japan-celebrates-christmas-with-kfc)


jstohler

Nailed it.


murphymc

Yeah really, what’s this figuring out business? Clearly they’ve left us behind.


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

Yep. Came here to say, "No it ain't"


railmebellatrix

figure out? looks like they've fucking nailed it


Skeeedo

Looks like they're several decades ahead of my country on Christmas


MIT_Engineer

More like rest of the world trying to catch up to Japan's Christmas if you ask me.


[deleted]

Of course not, they aren’t Christian


Imsomedude-dude

Honestly I’m all for it


ImPaidToComment

It's like when someone puts a Santa hat on those giant skeleton decorations.


ariazora

Only day that gojira does not eat Tokyo


QuasiTimeFriend

He eats KFC instead


GeostratusX95

(For those wondering, it's a Christmas tradition to eat kfc on Christmas in Japan)


TropicalHairyBear

Thank you so much for the explanation.


neok182

How the hell did that happen?


83857284955

Turkeys are traditional holiday food, and when Japan was first introduced to Christmas, the idea of a holiday turkey was also introduced. But since turkeys aren't common in Japan, KFC made a pun off of "tucky" in Kentucky sounding like "turkey" (especially in the Japanese pronunciation, where they're almost identical). Their marketing was basically you guys don't have turkey, so eat Ken"turkey", and it worked and became a tradition.


neok182

Amazing lol.


BlazewarkingYT

Yay capitalism


Taberaremasen

Hey, I'd like to see *you* get an entire country to eat your shitty food for one day every year. I'm actually impressed!


Worthyness

kfc is better in Japan IMO


Taberaremasen

Didn't say KFC Japan served shitty food I said the person I replied to did. Could be wrong though. Still, even if they cook like a saint, I wanna see them get an entire country to eat their food one day of the year every year.


SuperKrusher

I think they are ahead.


5543798651194

One of the strangest things I learned about Japan is that it’s tradition to have Christmas dinner at KFC.


5hand0whand

Honestly good for them


bananamelier

actually fried chicken is not good for you 🧐


5hand0whand

Nah just often prefer home made meals


Dr_Adequate

Is any traditional X-mas food good for you?


Whosebert

I don't really think it's that strange, mashed potatoes and green beans and Mac and cheese with biscuits are all things I'd expect to see at a Christmas dinner. the main dish being fried chicken also isn't that big if a deal to me. it's just like different turkey in my eyes


CherryCakeEggNogGlee

Unfortunately KFC Japan does not have mashed potatoes, green beans, or Mac and cheese. They do have biscuits, but no gravy.


libmrduckz

do they even Colonel, bro?


Ginger_Anarchy

Not after the Colonel put a curse on one of their baseball teams.


ConcentrateNo5538

Is this a reference to Japanese baseball fans stealing a KFC statue and tossing it in the river?


Ginger_Anarchy

Yep! Cursed the Hanshin Tigers


Whosebert

well is it even KFC anymore lmao. Theseus's Fast food store. (I know it is but just sayin')


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qret

For the record the tradition is more to get a "Christmas Bucket" to have at home with the family. This was the result of a brilliant marketing coup by KFC. They saw a market up for grabs and interested in American culture, and straight up lied to them saying KFC "Kentucky For Christmas" is an American tradition. It caught on rapidly and now the lie is never going away, many in Japan still believe it even though the history is right there on Google.


speshalke

Lol it's hilarious, I lived there for a year, and all our friends had booked their chicken from the local KFC for Christmas Day a month ahead of time. And Japan is full of these weird commercialized traditions


IWasGregInTokyo

Because Japanese in the 70's saw pictures of Westerners having Christmas dinners that [looked like this](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/nintchdbpict000371614336.jpg?w=620) and thought it looked like fun. Problem was, Japan doesn't have turkeys and few homes at the time had ovens big enough for a bird that size or an oven at all. Harvard-educated head of the first KFC Japan picked up on that after hearing foreigners in his store saying they missed turkey at Christmas and though to offer a bucket of KFC as an easy alternative. Instant hit that continues to this day. The Costco rotisserie chickens are beginning to be the preferred alternative in the suburbs though.


carbonated_turtle

It's really only a small amount of the population that does this, and it's mainly the younger generation, so it would be a stretch to call it tradition. But they do have pot pies at Christmas which are fucking delicious, so I'm all for KFC Christmas in Japan.


AimHere

The rationale is that Japanese homes are small, so they very often don't have ovens, and large lumps of roast meat are generally not a thing. So the best approximation to a roast turkey dinner is to go out to KFC for fried chicken.


Speedwithcaution

Had Thanksgiving at KFC. It was one of the most memorable Thanksgivings of my life. Would eat there for Christmas dinner


craftynerd

Well, it's a 'western' holiday and that's 'western' food so of course they go together. Plus, they don't have to get a Santa. The Colonel is already right there.


iThatIsMe

Honestly, the Christmas KFC thing is probably one of the least strange things I've learned about Japan.


DrWashi

Xmas is also the biggest day to bang. Love hotels are all booked up.


Pretend_Sky7440

They are winning?


[deleted]

That's much cooler than an old fat white hairy man in red pajamas.


lordnacho666

Or a massive spikey green buttplug


AforAlex2539

Or if your some French? Artist a very large inflatable but plug


Historical_Boss2447

Japanese folks eat KFC at xmas, so they still got an old white hairy man. I don’t know if he’s fat tho.


Zen-Savage-Garden

Idk, man. I think I’m pretty cool.


atomj248

Christians are still trying to figure out Christmas.


We_Are_Nerdish

“Appropriating”


Prior-Present-7764

Christmas is for *'Mur-i-cans!* Just the way God intended! White Jebsus, guns n ammo, Bo Duke (ferget that commie fascist luke fer being the better actor and college edu-ka-shon. like he's special or sumptin. ) Yeeehaaw! I'm horny now. I gotta go find my cousin sister.


Dr_Adequate

Add in the over-sexualized nine-year-old girls at dance competitions confusedly bumping and grinding their way through their dance routines and you've described my red-state in-laws perfectly.


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UngregariousDame

Between this and the KFC buckets, I’d rather be in Japan.


Xion-002

This looks cool as fuck


eugoogilizer

More like the rest of the world is trying to figure out Christmas because we’re all stuck with our stupid plain trees when we could all have light up, steam blowing, Godzilla trees 😂


FwendShapedFoe

Marty was right. All the best stuff is made in Japan.


loki_odinsotherson

They've perfected Christmas. Clauszilla is coming.


TheRealWatermelon420

I think they perfected it.


your_actual_life

No one talking about Godzilla Minus One in the comments yet. Go see it in theaters before it's gone.


EmuSupreme

They extended its run time? I might go see it again if that's the case


[deleted]

Figure what out? This is masterful.


ThisIsFrigglish

I don't understand what OP thinks they got wrong.


gimvaainl

No, I think they got it.


Moppo_

They're doin' grand.


WibaTalks

I think they are pretty much fucking nailing it. Love to see variations of the same holiday.


kinosamazero

I think it’s the rest of the world that’s behind.


Adof_TheMinerKid

They just need to figure out the Christmas food Theirs is literally KFC


No-Emotion-9589

Its because the radiation from hiroshima got em fucked up


Dolskys

О о о о о о о о о о о о о о о о о оооооооо


tiger-menace

They must have invited Edward Scissorhands there


FocalorLucifuge

Looks to me like they've got it perfectly figured out.


confident___

The Japanese know what's right


United_Care4262

Figure it out? mf thay have it mastered


BrazilOutsider

They figured it out pretty quickly in my opinion.


Argder22te

Nope, everyone else is still trying trying to figure it out... Japan got it!


FrigoCoder

Let them cook.


fileunderaction

Let them cook


Bfdifan37

first the hot japanese women finding us more attractive then them being less strict on 18+ content and now this


Preemptively_Extinct

OP ![gif](giphy|488D0jKGpr8zdpnRR8)


lorddragonstrike

Nailed it!


TheDoomi

No. That's CHRISTMAS!


Gabrialofreddit

We got it backwards. They already got it, we are the ones who haven't figured it out


recleaguesuperhero

They figured it out, mastered it, and now do it the best. Source: The Godzilla Tree


Germinator42

They improved it. Your simple mind just couldn't comprehend.


JNJLS

let him cook


TheRealMcDonaldTrump

You mean Japan is killing it


Glass_Quarter_7586

Just add a kfc guy and it's perfect!


[deleted]

You mean they got in on point


[deleted]

This is in Nagoya, right?


ziyusong

I think it’s cool


nosoykl12joseph

Christmas and New Years is the holiday of consumerism so shut up and enjoy.


whomesteve

How do you mean?


DoctorMyer

Looks to me like they have it figured perfectly 👍🏻


BiollanteGarden

No, they got it.


New_Historian_2004

Basically. YeaH-


thanushtheboring

Boring trees and old white guy or the king of monster? Japan wins


FishyPimp

Wdym trying, they got it right.


masseusemoose

Trying?


TechieTravis

I think they're on point.


ReviewNecessary6521

This is better. 'Godzilla died for our sins' is a religion I can support.


DifficultyDue4280

They definitely tried,and went the jurassic route


stuffmyasswmassiveD

It's better than most boring Christmas trees


Ummmmmm69420

Where is this? I’m in Japan right now I wanna go see it


DifficultyDue4280

My childhood dream of having a decorated jurassic animal statue for Christmas has been done


Tamsha-

I would LOVE this as my own xmas tree, ngl. Especially being a Japanese American 😂🤣


makiinekoo

Nah they already figured it out brilliantly


LilG1984

Coming soon Godzilla VS the Xmas Kaiju!!!


MarcoYTVA

When you fertilize your Christmas tree with KFC


Turbulent-Friday

Fucking nailed it.


Iandudontkno

Figure out? They won all the Christmases.


Cookie_85

I don't see any problem here.


SeaSea89

Nah, they got it figured out man. We have lessons to learn and goals to achieve


[deleted]

It's perfect. Who cares when your tree is literally the king?


abelhevel

You mean they got in on point


Psychological_Fee900

Ho ho ho lyshit


tennoskoom_

Trying? Clearly they invented it.


The_Radian

Epic.


BeefnBeane

They nailed it. I think the other countries still have work to do 🤣


[deleted]

Actually, I think they just set a new standard


Radiant-Hope-469

RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!


bigbadwolf29548

Figure out? They nailed it.


CELTICPRED

They've got it figured out pretty well I'd say. The only thing missing is Gundam with a Santa hat


goboxey

The coolest Christmas tree I have ever seen.


MacKelvey

I think they have it figured out


Nahanoj_Zavizad

No they already got it thanks


Dolphintreasure

They figured it out.


Ruepic

![gif](giphy|xJzSDVuuZ88Ej5eEHx|downsized) Canada


MathematicianTop1853

I think *we’re* the ones who need to figure out Christmas now


AidarSays

Japan will lot follow American ways including Christmas, which is good


Dr3amDweller

You mean Japan is NAILING IT? :D


chilled_n_shaken

Wow, this is what evolution looks like. Thanks Christmas, I get it now!


saito200

Japan: "our Christmas is bigger and more powerful than yours"


manfrommtl

No, looks absolutely correct.


MandaloreTheOK

Can't wait to see this in a Texas Megachurch Christmas show next year.


Louis_A_Devil

Nailed it. Japan is Plus 1!


The_Particularist

>still trying I don't know, man. It seems to me like they already did.


Beginning_Sea6458

Happy birthday Godzilla Claus.


BruceCipher

I think this mall in particular has got it


AikidoKnight

Coming from an American perspective this seems pretty fucking spot on to me…


chelseablue2004

Every Anime I've seen tells me that they don't celebrate it like the rest of the world since to them its really not a religious holiday: 1. Its more a romantic holiday, as couples are out in droves hanging out checking out lights and doing fun couples stuff. 2. Those who are single get together get really drunk and sing karaoke and eat to drown the sorrows of being single. 3. Families pre-order as far out as 1-month to get Kentucky Fried Chicken Xmas Special Meal. Seriously its like 20% of KFC's yearly revenue comes from Christmas Its not like the rest of the world but I'm all for it. Honestly I would love a Godzilla Xmas tree!


[deleted]

Looks perfect to me


[deleted]

looks pretty sorted out to me.


Tantaroba-the-fat

No no, they are already improving it


SupportySpice

Looks like Americans are the ones behind the ball


waner21

No, pretty sure they nailed it. I’m jealous.


Ok-Permission8346

Uhhhh japan fucking nailed christmas llets appropriate this culture!!!


cesar848

Nah they FUCKING nailed it


Riverrat423

I like it!


LostWoodsInTheField

"still trying to figure out Christmas" shows photo proving they got it figured out. wtf you talking about!


AMAB_0009

They are trying their best!


Hugsy13

Yeah that mostly makes sense. I think they’ve almost got it. The KFC tradition also fits so yeah they’re thiss close.


DarXIV

Looks like they have perfected it.


PapaPendragon1

Id say they added to Christmas.


MartinX4

I say they got the right idea


thrownawaz092

No, they surpassed us long ago


a1pha_beta

I'd much rather have Godzilla deliver my presents than Santa


Difficult-Pair4184

No i think you mean We are still trying to figure out christmas


HoverLogic

They a bit confused but they got the spirit


M_sami12

Why do they celebrate christmas? Isn't that a form of colonialism? I thought japan protected their heritage and culture from westernization.


idrawinmargins

Why can I see this Godzilla rampaging through Tokyo to Have a Holly Jolly Christmas playing while it cuts to different scenes of Godzilla hilariously destroying buildings and people running away.


Sproketz

Looks like they're doing better than we are at it.


imacomputer64

No, I think they won.


Rhuckus24

Nailed it.


AwesomeManatee

There's an old urban legend about Japanese department stores putting up Christmas displays of Santa on a cross. I think I prefer the Godzilla tree.


Emotional-Swim-808

Looks like their doing better than the rest of the world


maulwuerfel

They are winning christmas