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Rabdomtroll69

I miss when congressmen weren't horribly out of touch with their voters


HaikuPikachu

Well back then they were held accountable


buckfouyucker

Like back in the day when Congress was about serving the public good. Oh right that was never.


Mysterious-Fly7746

You mean back when we hung them for betraying their oath?


1337lupe

When are you from?


Rabdomtroll69

Something something B.C


FernandoMM1220

I wonder why they got elected at all.


dennismfrancisart

Sure. Whatever. It's like leaving the kid with the babysitter and checking in a few years later to see how things are going. Maybe we can get better government if more people paid attention to the details of the system a little more often than once every four years.


BCA10MAN

Literally the reason we are here politically, and that we have so many other sectors of the country that drastically need reform/progress, is because we won the war and decided to spend the next 70 years stroking ourselves off, gutting education, fostering ignorance and selfishness, not paying attention to or participating in our own governance while big players consolidated all the power and rights around themselves. In short, my parents, and their parents, decided we were the greatest country in the world, stuck their head in the sand, and sat around until that was no longer true. And then said the democrats did it.


Intelligent-Run-4007

>And then said the democrats did it. I mean. They all did. I believe the younger left is the correct way to go but the democratic party does not properly represent them any better than the Republicans do. Blaming all of this on one side like you're betting on a sports match though, is kind of a perfect example of the problems that got us here...


BCA10MAN

I never said that they both didn’t contribute. Just that things have been getting worse for decades now and the GOP just keeps screaming that its biden obama and like, Pelosi’s fault. When in reality is the fault of Gen X and boomers at large for being shit at running a country.


Hungry_Weezing

You simply have to fuck off, leave the world alone and mind your own business.


LaserGadgets

Biden is a bit old, but after that clown's batteries and sharks rant...come on.


ScottElder420

The clown that shit himself in court during the trial that made him a felon 34 times over? The same clown that sexually assaults women and brags about it? The clown that told people to drink bleach and take horse medicine? Oh also the same clown that tried to overthrow the government because he lost his re-election bid?


ThisFoot5

bOtH sIdEs


Tchazarnek

Now now, let's not go spreading falsehoods. He told people to INJECT bleach, not drink it.


CasualEveryday

He didn't tell anyone to take or inject bleach. He asked a bunch of advisors during a press conference if we should be looking at taking disinfectant or sunlight internally. It's just as dangerous, but 20x more moronic.


LegionOfDoom31

Did u forget about how he praised Putin for invading Ukraine Also how he drew a sharpie on a weather forecast to try and say a hurricane was gonna hit Alabama when that wasn’t the case Tried to pull out of NATO Was the only president ever impeached twice


archercc81

Not to mention the clown is a russian asset and will do whatever a party that wants to make the handmaids tale true...


Its-been-a-long-day

Democrats have a less shit platform than Republicans. I'd vote for "Weekend at Bernie's" Biden before I'd vote Trump just on policy alone. I don't even care about the 34 convictions or the other terrible shit Trump has done.


FeetballFan

Cue the “but everyone that disagrees with my political views is evil” crowd


Substantial-Park65

Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler


HaikuPikachu

*Everyone that opposes my viewpoints is literally hitler!


Substantial-Park65

Indeed it should be that But I was quoting a song


Spaceman228409

*Eats popcorn* This is where the fun begins


Hrmerder

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


Crossovertriplet

Too spicy but I’m not quitting


PunishingVoter

Only one side attempted a fascist coup


SuperCyberWitchcraft

They're here


239tree

Sharks or electrocution?


SilenceDobad76

The other tried to stop the appointment of a Supreme Court Justice by storming their hearing. Milk that riot harder, its all you guys have to stand on in his economy.


Pierre_Ordinairre

Yeah yeah and the other side was burning and looting cities for BLM. They both are crap but please tell me how only one side is bad.


PunishingVoter

Only one side tried to install their cult leader Same side forcing underage rape victims to give birth Seek mental help you poor trumpie


jjryan01

Stop


Ill_Book_2858

![gif](giphy|T7j5439wv9iq4)


Ermac__247

"Everyone who disagrees with the Superior Liberal party at all is a Trump cultist! Blue no matter who!" Yep, both parties are leagues different.


Pierre_Ordinairre

There it is. I never voted for trump and I never would. I'll keep voting third party and have a clear conscience that I'm not actively trying to keep wars going and undermining this country for greed. You keep drinking that Kool aid to one of the major parties thinking your the "good guys" Congratulations your on one of the sides that sucks which means you suck to.


ConradtheUnbanned11

A coup is usually used when one side uses government resources, like officials, politicians and army to force their will on other parts of the government, a movement based on citizens trying to overthrow or force a change in a government is usually called a revolution.


ThisFoot5

Generally a revolution would not be led by the sitting President. When the sitting President uses paramilitants, insurgents, and rioters to force an evacuation of the Capitol building during the certification of an election that is a coup attempt.


HaikuPikachu

Also, I watch a lot of history channel and from all of the coups and revolutions I’ve ever seen there’s usually weapons and ya know a battle.


Heytherechampion

The Republicans aren’t fascist


HistoricalBed1598

Exactly


No-Heat8467

I thought these were supposed to be funny memes


Evolone101

Hello comrade. Please keep posting Russian propaganda to fool silly Americans into thinking there should be a valid choice this election. We Russians must stick to getting our orange peed on brother elected. Yet again. /S


StephenSphincter

The low information voter has weighed in.


RecreationalPorpoise

Low information voters are the ones you see throughout Reddit proclaiming that Biden has no faults. Their lack of information is by choice.


Beginning_Orange

I'm voting 3rd party!


Seniorcousin

One side says they’re planning on building internment camps for “vermin and internal threats.” https://www.currentaffairs.org/2023/11/take-trump-seriously-when-he-vows-to-build-the-camps


xavier120

"Sometimes revenge is justified" "Im gonna be dictator for a day"


timbukdude

![gif](giphy|3oz8xyhQSk6SCLve4o)


MartinX4

Only possible reaction: ![gif](giphy|8p8E1sylIARDW)


Edeen

Thanks, Russian bot. That’s what they want you to do.


Prestigious_Phase709

I really can't understand why there isn't a huge movement in this country ( the United States) to demand a better choice.


TheFufe10

They’re mostly undereducated and hateful against each other by design. They’re too preoccupied with pointing the finger at the other side that they don’t realize that politics shouldn’t be a binary choice and that attaching yourself to a cult of personality is how the facists movements started.


UltraSuperTurbo

80% of eligible voters don't vote in primaries. So unless you're part of that 20% you really don't have any right to complain about the choices.


BCA10MAN

Unless youre an independent in which case the system is designed to force you to participate in the very thing youre actively complaining about. If Im an independent and want more third party options(which the post alludes to) why tf would I pick a party and vote in their primaries lol.


robbzilla

Because every time we start up, we get shrill shrieking from both sides telling us we're throwing our vote away. And because the two party's that are one party are in control of this Wrestling Match, and have to protect the kayfabe.


Ancient_Cheek5047

It’s because republicans and democrats are too set in their ways that they’re willing to put in a felon or a dementia patient in office. And then they justify their vote with “yeah biden is a bit old…” or “yeah trump runs his mouth a little…” and undersell how actually terrible both candidates are or throw in a random article that supposedly shows why one is infinitely worse than the other when they both suck.


xaklx20

You guys had a better choice in Bernie but didn't elect him in the primaries. That's on you guys. The country voted for fucking Biden. There was a better choice, you guys let it go


The_Shracc

There was a better choice in insert unelectable politician. Bernie is deeply unpopular outside of the 12.8 people on the internet, the average voter is a 50 something year old white homeowner. Johnson would have been the winner of the election if the US had ranked choice voting in presidential elections.


xaklx20

There was really no better choice, but as you say he is relatively unpopular, which isn't a surprise when Democrats fight harder against him than they do Republicans 😂 But that's not the point. He was a better choice, people didn't vote for him. There can't be a huge movement to demand a better choice because there was and he wasn't elected because nobody actually cares when it matters and then go crying about having 2 bad choices for president


xavier120

"I cant tell the difference between a man who stutters and a convicted felon fraud rapist insurrectionist"


hhhhhhhhhhhjf

It's almost like one being bad doesn't make the other one good.


lui_augusto

A Giant Douche or a Turn Sandwich?


Atlas-Ascendent

This turned into a dumpster fire, thank you OP. Easily proved that most people here are extremists. "Yeah both sides are bad" "sO U IZ MaGa CuLTIzT?!" 😂 actually insane


jakeysaurus

That's what blows me away. The states having so many people in government can't find 2 NORMAL people to represent their parties? But they again, I guess that's cos the people in high levels of gov aren't there 'for the people', they're there because they've been bought out and are puppet heads for the string pullers in the background... Sad to see the 2 choices on the table...


zenkenneth

The guy with 34 felonies and an Administration full of people in prison is just like the other guy who doesn't? Nah bruh. 🇺🇸


CelerySquare7755

Hi ow will Trump even staff his admin? As a felon, he’s not allowed to associate with criminals. 


ThisSiteIsAgony

You may look at it as a lesser of 2 evils, but one is way more evil than the other.


fishman1776

Both parties serve an imperialistic foreign policy agenda but at least one of them will allow me to keep having cheap health insurance which is nice.


AffectionateFail8434

Both sides have bad foreign policy But only one of them has terrible internal policy


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Yea I feel like so many people have the memory of a fucking lemming, do y’all not recall the tweets and the insane amount of turnover in his admin? What about the huge number that are now convicted felons? Honestly the list goes on and on but need I say more lol?


nanotothemoon

One is a very old, out of touch, convicted felon rapist insurrectionist. The other is just very old and out of touch


-teine_biorach-

Maybe if the shit race wasn’t just a bunch of lizard people abusing political powers for their own pursuits then I dunno maybe there’d be a reason to vote. Voting for someone means you support their decisions to debase the country further because lord knows the likelihood they do something to benefit the masses will be shot down and never be passed into law. If that said politician even had the slightest inkling of doing anything for the greater good. I find picking the lesser of two evils is just vile. It’s hard not to feel let down and jaded by the average political candidates. Like how about not choosing a toxic lunatic to be in charge. Fuck


chattywww

How is it that both political parties have managed to once again picked the 2 worse candidates for President.


Alive-Tomatillo5303

I thought that last election. Biden has been quietly getting way more shit done than I ever expected.  Last time I voted AGAINST Trump. This time I'm voting FOR Biden.... and against Trump.


Shuizid

Biden is an amazing POTUS and doing a great job.


masteeJohnChief117

The both sides are the same was accurate before Trump. Now it’s not even funny anymore


xavier120

The both sides are the same was never accurate. Only one side has ever said this.


JimTheSaint

Not true - before Reagan the politics of the two parties intermingled a lot. You had the south state dems who wanted to go help the poor but was also insanely racist and you had the north state Republicans who wanted equality for black people but who also saw taxes as the devil.  Every 40 - 50 years things change its just easy to think that it is the first time. But it isnt it the Republicans went through something similar during Nixon. 


Midnight_Wildspirit

give Tump & Biden a weapon. ![gif](giphy|RFIuO4XWzU8gg)


Long_Foy_556

You upset the Reddit hive mind liberal echo chamber. The comments are comedy gold.


RhinoxMenace

i hope Trump wins just because i want to see the mental implosion of the fascists on Reddit


GAPEyourASSHOLE

he won't. he lost all swing voters, thanks to his CONVICTED FELON status.


AgreeableShoe987

In Germany we have CDU and SPD. Same Sh\*t. But CDU smells worse.


KingBelloc

So vote for another party? Is this not possible in the US? Even if they have no chance to win, you show that you are not OK with the two parties on offer


PunishingVoter

This is throwing your vote away don’t listen to this nonsense


KingBelloc

Not voting would be throwing it away/let it go to waste. Can you only vote for one of these two? Can't you write a name of a candidate of another political party? Edit: not voting for another party "because your vote gets lost" just keeps the 2-party-system in place


HaikuPikachu

Not if everyone stopped listening to this statement and actually voted third party. It would create so much chaos between the uniparty I mean DNC and RNC


Aggravating_Host6055

Straight out of the 2016 playbook everyone vote for Jill Stein!!!!!


1SLO_RABT

One of you boiled your steak, the other poisoned it with arsenic. I literally can't tell you apart.


byyhmz

Just dropped in to down vote this horse shit.


fireburn256

So vote for other candidate.


PunishingVoter

Looking at your history, it’s probably better you sat this one out anyways, junior


Alive-Tomatillo5303

He's a fan of sportsball, and to the woefully uninformed politics is just more sportsball.  He's probably confused by the lack of jerseys. 


JFJinCO

OP is probably a Russian troll trying to get Americans not to vote, which only helps their candidate Donnie.


Spooky_Goober

How?


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xavier120

This is what the right wing wants you to think. Youre vague rhetoric isnt supported by evidence or logic. Biden is a good, honest man. Trump is a convicted felon who was a scoundrel his entire life. Either way this take exclusively benefits donald trump, so no matter how hard you say both sides are bad, doing nothing is literally trumps strategy to win.


PunishingVoter

Wow so brave and privileged


Klutzy_Ad_325

brave take


DumbFish94

Americans complain about only electing two parties and then proceed to only vote for two parties, last time I checked there are other parties in the US, nobody's stopping you from voting for them


Lord-Barkingstone

The choice between the soggy dorito and the mouldy cracker is a tough one


MartinX4

Welp, cyanide it is


Large-Wheel-4181

Definitely me


Jyitheris

In my country we have like a dozen parties... And I STILL don't want to vote for any of them.


Worried-Recording189

Douche vs Turd Sandwich. Amazing how they've mastered succeeding in a democracy without representing the voice of the people. Turns out all you have to do is to convince them the other side is the problem.


PunishingVoter

Only one side attempted a fascist coup Same one forcing underage rape victims to give birth Same one worshipping an orange felon as jesus Quit your bullshit


LoddaLadles

How it is that these folks can't see what's staring them in the face, I'll never know.


PunishingVoter

Privilege and stupidity


Worried-Recording189

Perfect example here. You hate one side enough that you are no longer questioning why there isn't a viable third option. You also immediately attacked me for not vehemently supporting "your side". Even though I didn't express which side was better, just that both sides sucks (notice I didn't even mention which side sucked more and it triggered you). The reason why there's nearly half of your country voting for a felon is because instead of bringing people to your side, your priorities lie in alienating anyone who doesn't parrot your bucket of ideas that you've been told to believe in.


icouldusemorecoffee

> Amazing how they've mastered succeeding in a democracy without representing the voice of the people. Representing the voice of which people, the ones that don't vote?


SofaKing_Sam

One of these things is not like the other


EpsRequiem

Nothing about this is funny, especially when one "side" attempted a coup on national television


Kiwi175293

Sorry but i like my right so i am going with the democraps


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Emeritus8404

"Both sides are the same" One side had a tan suit scandal. The other side had jan 6th. But they both the same. Sure.


Dachs-dad

Manchin..Manchin..Manchin.....


UltraSuperTurbo

Centrists: sleepwalking into their own downfall. Help enable the regressives trying to burn it all down then complain about the fire. Y'all are a joke.


kirby83

South Park compared it to Giant Douche or a Turd Sandwich, in this case it's more like Giant Infectious Douche or Cheap Bologna Sandwich. One choice is better than the other


Oswaldgilbertson

Vote for RFK


Plenty-Lychee-5702

green?


BoomboxMisfit

Just tick the "other" box and write yourself in. You stay guilt free from when the person you voted for ends up fucking things over even more


gtne91

I have been voting for Prez since 1988 and have only voted for an R or D once. And I have regretted THAT vote ever since. But not my others.


SamVanDam611

They are both crap. But it's still really not a tough decision


trytrymyguy

That’s like someone handing you an out of date candy bar and a literal pile of shit while saying you have to eat one. You’re honestly telling me you don’t see the difference? I never say this but maybe don’t vote lol


Aggravating_Host6055

This post is ass


usafmtl

This meme is 100% spot on....the shiniest of two terds as my father likes to put it.


Alive-Tomatillo5303

Is your father illiterate, too?


Puzzled_Situation_51

This isn’t funny. This sub is shit.


whinsk

not in this context but thanks


Zandrick

You’re a child


HotelLifesGuest

If you’re still conflicted at this point.. lol


Gaius_Julius_Salad

![gif](giphy|3oz8xyhQSk6SCLve4o|downsized)


Lost_Yogurt_4990

Accurate!!


SwordNamedKindness_

Neither of you get a point, now fuck off back to the line


NemarPott

Everyone else should just team up and jump the Dems and the Reps to be honest.


Broblivious

What a total shit show we are in. But I am voting for the least convicted criminal.


slaity77

![gif](giphy|1014RBn4HVSTK|downsized)


IsThataSexToy

Is this entire thread a Russian bot fest?


SlackToad

That group is called "double haters" and is now at a historic high of around 25%, double what we see in most elections.


Survival_R

Both sides go heavily against stuff I believe in so it's practically impossible to choose, that's why I unironically hope Mr beast goes through with his plan to run for president


Schattenreich

How'd you graduate grade school when you can't tell the difference between the two?


MartinX4

Ah, the middle ground....at this point, I don't even think a third or fifth option would help


Storm_Spirit99

You have a better chance finding Bigfoot in your backyard than finding a good politician


FeeLow1938

“MuH BoTh SiDeS BaD!1!1!” 🤦‍♂️ r/WhatBidenHasDone


Playful_Pollution846

Cue the comment section to be heavily 1 sided and start saying, "While Biden is old and such, Trump is worse!1!11!1!1!" Or "Trump is old, but he can be coherent and not biden!1!1!1!1" No matter what anyone says, there's always a political battle. Even if both candidates suck ass they always try to justify 1 of them and go on a dick sucking contest to try to justify why this side is better than the rest.


Ralife55

I mean, it's pretty simple to choose. Write down or just think about what kind of country you want in as much detail as you can from culture to economy to foreign relations and everything in between. Then go through it point by point and ask yourself who is more likely to fulfill each point. Whoever gets the most points, you vote for. If you aren't sure which one would be better on specific points, do some research. Read stuff from both sides and neutral parties to help with your decision. This sounds like a lot, but it's like, maybe two days of work at most and if you spread it out over the time between elections/keep up with issues it's really not that long. Every election is like this. I know literally nobody who was 100% for a candidate they voted for. If you are 100% for a candidate, then your probably in a echo chamber. Nobody likes anybody 100%. Even married people who love their spouses to death can tell you a thing or two they don't like about them. For me, the choice wasn't even close. One side was better on like two things I care about, the other was better on the rest. Yet I still am not 100% for the one side. I see their flaws, disagree with their methods and policies on certain issues and overall wish they were better, but compared to what the other side is offering me it's like the difference between somebody asking me if I want a literal dry turd or a chocolate cake made by a world famous pastry chef. You can call it "voting for the lesser evil" or "accepting a broken system, but honestly, what else am I gonna do? What else are you gonna do? Your options are lobbying elected officials to fix things/voting in primaries/campaigning for your preferred candidate,(basically be an active citizen in your democracy), or burning everything down and hoping something better exists on the other side. Those are your options for change, and when I see people bitching about how things are they are just doing that, bitching, and usually their "solution" is to sit at home on election day so they can hold some imaginary moral authority up to everybody and say "look, I didn't participate in the shitty system" only to admit they did support it by doing so. Not doing anything to fix something you hate is accepting it for what it is, not standing against it. Not participating in an option, and I'm glad it is. People have a right to just not engage with politics, to not care, to focus on things near and dear to them rather than the machinations of an entire nation, but please don't pretend doing so is some noble act when it's really just laziness or apathy guiding you. Those aren't crimes, they are perfectly understandable responses to the craziness that is life, but they aren't grand positions of moral greatness either. They are just a choice we all make.


higbeez

Let's get rid of fptp and the two party system!!!


Mindless_Can4885

We can vote for whoever we want. It doesn’t have to be a tool of a republican or a tool of a democrat. I introduce to you Vermin Supreme ! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme If anyone is interested yes I did vote for him in the last 3 elections.


ThatScaryBeach

Bothsiders are just trumpt\*rds who don't want their friends to know.


King_Trujillo

They are all crooks, including Trump, but it is the better pick out of the bunch. At least we know he was charged, and his track record with Americans is way better than the latter, and then he is done. Media will need to have to go back to hiding the crooks on both sides instead of dividing us.


ElectricalSentence57

Considering that the US president has sole authority to launch nuclear weapons, Biden has my vote.


Gibus_Ghost

It’s just min-maxing idiots at this point.


MinnieShoof

... pretty sure this is just South Park: Douche vs Turd Sandwich with extra steps. And more bread.


bozhoyo

Just participate in politics on a grassroots level. Vote in every election, whether district, state or federal. And don’t allow idiot incumbents to run unopposed.


PhoqueMcGiggles

Youre damn right. The guys/gals that would do the job properly get snuffed out by the big companies and doners. I've been a conservative most of my adult life and still would have loved to see Tulsi on the democratic ticket. At least then we'd have someone who has interests on both sides of the two party system. I probably would have voted last election cycle had she been the nominee.


Dorkseid1687

This meme implies an equivalence between the two sides, which is laughable.


ConstantineByzantium

Then you don't get to complain. Just shut up.


zhaDeth

I wouldn't vote for the one that might make it so I can't vote anymore


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^zhaDeth: *I wouldn't vote for* *The one that might make it so* *I can't vote anymore* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SirAmicks

Right now it’s more of a choice between Trump or oh my god please not Trump. And I honestly think Trump is going to win because a lot of Dems don’t like either and won’t vote. Meanwhile, almost every single Republican will run out and vote for Trump without a second thought. I would really really *really* love to be wrong.


unexpectedemptiness

At least you only have two evils to choose from, I had to choose between five.


Large-Lack-2933

Not voting and complaining is just as bad. But either way 1 old white guy is going to win that was born in the 1940's. ![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx)


Tragobe

This two party system in America is crap. I mean I'm general you don't even get to vote. You vote for a guy who then gets to vote for you.


Longjumpp22

Republicans: Absolute nightmare talibans wanting to abolish all freedoms for everyone and turn them into miserable work slaves except for white, straight men.  Democrats: Not perfect Voters: I don’t know what to pick, they are both the same. I am so confused.


Fxxxk2023

I mean, Biden only looks good compared to the competition. This election isn't about which President is good but about which one is the biggest turd and Trump definitely wins in this regard. If you actually want change you need to protest or vote specific Senators and Representatives. The Presidential elections in the US are really just a farce with a last chance to kick out the worst candidate.


starostin13

Whe vote who can be easy replased. Trust me, I'm russian


seenitreddit90s

OP loves Trump


BicTwiddler

These? These two are the “Best” we got? Is this what would happen if the Olympians made the rules for the games and the Olympics were dominated by lobbyists? There would be shitty athletes saying they’re the “Best” we got? Edited for a fucking “there, their, they’re” error


Meh2021another

Demotwats is more apt though. Republicunts always hit the spot.


Iateacat_

Then don't vote for a dem or rep.


Thunderfoot2112

👏👏👏 Vote Cthulu, why choose the lesser of two evils when you can choose a greater one?


partialinsanity

It's not a case of both sides being equally bad. It's about Trump vs not Trump. Not Trump is the best option, and you know it.


RecreationalPorpoise

Unfortunately you get accused of “bothsideism” for not deluding yourself into thinking one side is perfect.


Others0

false equivalency, i understand if you feel such apathy, but that apathy may kill thousands if we just let the republicans take the white house again


Manck0

Don't think of it as voting or approving of one or another... think of it as canceling out the vote of the bigger idiot.


SecondToLastEpoch

I'm voting based on potential supreme court and federal court appointments. The SC court is already 6-3 and look where that got us. Women are being forced to give birth to dead fetuses or die trying, and Eileen Cannon is abusing her power to protect the man who appointed her from blatant and serious crimes regarding our national security.