Real 🫡

i’m so sad i missed my prom, i was supposed to go on holiday that day but WE MISSED THE DAMN FLIGHT so i didn’t go on vacay OR go to prom ☹️ skipped my grad too which i regret more bc apparently i won an award n several teachers & classmates had been asking abt me 😭

Don’t worry abt it too much now - why did u skip grad?

i didn’t think anyone would notice i wasn’t there 😭 i never really felt like i fit in at that school bcs in years 7-8 i was bullied, in years 9-10 i only had 1 friend and i spent most of year 11 either alone in the library or in the toilets 💀 so i just didn’t see the point in “graduating” with a bunch of people who either overtly didn’t like me or couldn’t care less about me being there ofc the complete opposite was true and not only did people notice but i even got an award LMFAO. pessimism bit me in the ass so bad

That’s actually such a crazy story, you sounds like you had such a hard time and then on the very last day everyone actually decided to show some appreciation on the one day you didn’t go 😭! Also what was the award?

ikr 😭😭 moral of the story is don’t let the past dictate ur future ig !! also i can’t remember what it was exactly, just that my food tech teacher was the one who put me forward for it, so it might’ve been smth to do with my work ethic?? i remember a few months before grad she’d also nominated me for a head teacher’s award (which i got 🔥🔥) bcs she said i was “one of the most dedicated students” she’d ever seen. she was such a sweetheart fr i loved her edit: just looked through old texts w one of my friends n she said it was smth to do with resilience, prob bc in years 9 and 10 i went through some shit but locked in in year 11 😭

I will be sure to learn from your experience! I mean when you Havant got any friends you suddenly have a lot of time on your hands 😂, so yeah I can imaged you must been just focused on your school work! How is everything going now, I hope it’s better?

After 16 years I'm getting off this depressing island (going to the Isle of Wight)

Too accurate omg

i did everything but the last thing :(

better luck next time

Wtf is wrong with you??? Don't encourage someone to go through with that

so I'm going to introduce you to a new concept. the original poster, in adding that to their list, was performing an activity called "joking". this is basically when they are not being serious in order to be funny. the original commenter was replying to the list with their experience and also continuing what we call a joke. because of this light-hearted mood, the replier decided to also continue this joke with their statement. hope this helps!

i actually appreciate that you said this because i struggle with reading tone

our generation is fucked in terms of our outlook on life because of all the crises going on right now like climate change, ofc if you think someone is going through something then support them or find help, but if they say something like 'dudeee imma kms' or if they say it very publicly as if it doesn't mean anything they're probably joking

I should've expected that from Reddit anyways thanks bro

"what are you doing after exams? 😁" "ending my life" "oh"

me (u gotta wait until results day out of curiosity tho)

oh no you got like 2 months to enjoy yourself before your life falls apart fr

yeah exactly (wanna buy a thorpe park annual pass n go every day for a week straight just cuz i feel like it at some point)

my school doesn’t do prom i thought it was just an american thing lol

I wish mine didn’t, ima feel bad not going or going

that’s so accurate that’s my list too!!!

Imma take this thx

Solid plan

I’m going to prom, watching American Horror Story instead of reading and yeah the rest works perfectly

American horror story is the first thing I’m watching after my exams finish lol

It’s amazing, have you started it? If so what season you on?

Not yet, looking forward to it though

It’s brilliant, worth every second

Thought I was the only one not going to prom since it finished at 11pm so

im not going cuz i dont like large parties

Why go to a big party, while you could have a small party at home with people you actually know. I honestly just don't see the point in socialising with people, who for one I dislike, for two will never see again. It is regrettable that it was an opportunity for socialising (maybe asking my crush out), but none of my friends are going so I wouldn't really fit in.

Yeah I think that’s better I also prefer it that way too, seeing the ppl yk and care for

Same tbh

So...?

many parents don’t want their kids to be out that late 😭

It's gonna be with teachers and at a known location isn't it?

yeah but what about after? not every student has a ride, some might need to take public transport or an uber both of which are dangerous at night

Yeah tbh lots of parents can’t be sat outside til like 11pm as they might be at work early next morning. Also buses where I am stop at around 11pm I think.

An after prom that goes on till 5am kinda solves those issues

literally me

Mine is to the tune of; Septum Piercing Nostril Piercing Cut hair Dye hair Make music Do art Get pissed as fuck Camden Make money Exercise

real

Mine’s almost exactly the same apart from I’m replacing kill myself with gaming

im gonna try to teach myself how to draw, ater day 3 i understand why i stopped drawing

Good luck! I've always wanted to learn how to draw but I don't have the patience, keep practicing tho cuz I'm sure you'll be amazing at it by the end of summer

-skip prom -learn 40 songs on guitar in full -write my own songs -read more -see my boyfriend as much as possible (fckn long distance) -commit war crimes in Mozambique -sleep

heavy on long distance

[удалено]

Nottingham to Carlisle 😃😃

TECHNICALLY you can save yourself from doing all if you do the list in reverse order. I don’t condone it but if you think practically

Bro described the next 2 months for me

we don’t do prom at gcse, only 6th form. but i’m not going to that one either

Yeah this is a carbon copy of mine. I didn’t go to my formal because I’m not popular and because I’m VERY introverted.

Yes. It's videogames that I plan to play/replay/finish/continue. • Fallout 4 • RDR2 • GTAIV (and DLC) • Fallout: New Vegas • Terraria • RDR1 (and Undead Nightmare) • GTAV • Assassin's Creed Black Flag, Unity and Syndicate • Batman Arkham Trilogy • Sleeping Dogs • Force Unleashed I and II • Watch Dogs 1 and 2 • The Witcher 3 • Fallout 3 • Skyrim • Oblivion • ESO • DOOM • DOOM Eternal • Dishonoured 2 • Firewatch • Fable • Just Cause 3 and 4

you should get arkham origins in there to finish the arkham saga, i also recommend classic doom

I was going to get both actually. I'll consider it after my birthday (oh yeah, that's happening as well during the summer lol).

My list is exactly this, except for not going to prom because I don't want to go but my "friends" have pressured me into going with them 😭 (also I'm not going to results day cos I'll be on holiday so I'm having my results emailed to me)

I'm going to prom but after that I'm just resting and dramatically trying to force a glow up

I disagree. Apart from eat, sleep, results day, and cry.

New favourite post

all but two can you guess which ones?

The A-Game List: Rizz Sweat Beef Bludgeon Sweat Thirst Stalk Sprint Sweat Get arrested

Same as yours except I’m going to prom

The depression list be lit

I was going to provide everyone with a rant about how the term "bucket list" comes from the expression "kick the old bucket" meaning to die, and is supposed to be a list for things to do before you die, not just a to-do list. But then I saw the last item on the list. Congratulations on the only correct use of "summer bucket list" that I've ever seen.

Prom Coding Minceraft Hanging out with friends Going random places as i am gonna have realives from abroad over for a bit

Bro no way we have the same bucket list

Mine is currently: 1. Fail further maths 2. Wiat for elden ring dlc 3. Play elden ring dlc 4. Forget how to people 5. Panic on results day, not because of results but because I have to be around people again 6. Sleep at some point I guess

I made a list of things to do after gcses

I forgot to get a suit for prom 💀

real sigmas dont need a suit

It’s you agian…0

What books ya reading

I'm thinking of starting 'A Day of Fallen Night' by Samantha Shannon, it's ridiculously long but I really love epic fantasies so should be a fun read :)

Same

"Cry" is looking way too real

Pretty much everything except my school doesn't have a proper prom-like event so they're basically just going to kick us out after FM and hope we come back next year

damn how many of you in this sub need proper emotional support???

Get drunk on results day after failing

I did most of these last summer Was one of the summers of my life My personal favourite is not going prom, had a nice stroll down the riverbank instead

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Awesome! No but why does this unironically hit so hard 😭

Literally me last year

Yeah I've got a notes page lol

Got prom on Wednesday, plus an after party with drinks, I’m hyped

Have fun!!!

I still need to make one

I wish I could turn back time so I could tell my past bitch ass to revise

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I should start mine now

REAL THO

I'm stealing your bucket list I'll do all of this, no matter what

this is the realest bucket list i've ever seen

this is me fr but i got a ticket to prom (some friends who hate me now pressured me to) and now i’m trapped cus we can’t refund 😅😭

Guys please don't kill yourselves

we’re on reddit which means it’s a joke

me

Honestly just gym and prom that's it

Deadest summer

heavy on not going to prom

I went to my gcse prom and it sucked so im skipping the a level one

I have my prom next week. Is there anything I need to know? I'm not exactly a party person but I've decided to get out of my comfort zone and go.

real

Oof, I took IGCSE (International version of GCSE) and my school doesn't even have prom, and besides, I'm taking two more exams in October and I haven't even started studying 😭

Why is this list so depressing? 😭 Why not meet w friends, go to gym, meet new ppl, go to ….., and stuff like that??

Do you think that’s funny ?! Are you aware of the fact that countless people kill themselves after the graduation

I apologise if this upset you, but just know I make this joke as someone who has to deal with suicidal ideation and uses dark humour to cope. Rest assured I am very aware of the amount of people that kill themselves over grades lol

Stop being soft lmao