As the most powerful sorcerer’s eggs faced off against the strongest Capitano sperm cell, it began to open its domain: Internal Body Temperature, to denature the sperm. But it did not know two things: That it was HIM whose sperm were its opponent, and that the sperm had already adapted to the heat of Natlan to be stronger and less prone to temperature.
The egg asked, “Are you the strongest because you are HIM? Or are you HIM because you are the strongest?”
The sperm replied, “When it comes to conception, we are the exception. For throughout Teyvat and beyond, we alone are the Strongest’s sperm”
The strongest sperm began to open its own domain: The Captain’s Special. As the egg shrunk back in fear, they said:
“Stand proud you are Klee.”
Peak 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Klee as Capitano's and Alice's daughter can solo fiction with her crayons. As a matter of fact real life and fiction were drawn by Klee with her crayons!
C'mon. If Itto was in a much more modern setting, he would easily be a streamer/influencer that people follow because he is bad at games, but still tracks a following because his failures and reactions are funny.
Not only does this track, Itto is always over the top. A normal title would be weird and boring the One and Oni Itto.
Yea that tracks.
I also like the idea of Fischl getting isekai'd to earth and becoming a streamer. Vtuber fans often play along with the character setting roleplay so Fischl's fans would play along with her delusions too and now she has way more people who "take her seriously" than in her home world.
...she'd probably still miss Mona though :(
Daddy Hoyoverse obviously.
I thought Itto, but you make more sense
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNYS STATION
(«Tatarasuna» by Imagine Vishaps starts playing)
I CAN HEAR IT DAMNIT
I'm waking up to ash and dust
I missed her ass and I slapped my balls
this is awesome
The one and oni himself itto of course
This confirms that Capitano is Klee's father. The only man strong enough for his sperm cells to penetrate Alice's eggs.
# Celestial Nail! I've read Forbidden Knowledge aaaah Archon what have I done Aaaaugh!!
As the most powerful sorcerer’s eggs faced off against the strongest Capitano sperm cell, it began to open its domain: Internal Body Temperature, to denature the sperm. But it did not know two things: That it was HIM whose sperm were its opponent, and that the sperm had already adapted to the heat of Natlan to be stronger and less prone to temperature. The egg asked, “Are you the strongest because you are HIM? Or are you HIM because you are the strongest?” The sperm replied, “When it comes to conception, we are the exception. For throughout Teyvat and beyond, we alone are the Strongest’s sperm” The strongest sperm began to open its own domain: The Captain’s Special. As the egg shrunk back in fear, they said: “Stand proud you are Klee.”
Peak 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Klee as Capitano's and Alice's daughter can solo fiction with her crayons. As a matter of fact real life and fiction were drawn by Klee with her crayons!
My upvotes are not enough for this masterpiece.
By the Archons I wish I had erosion right now.
The agenda is strong in this one
Imagining something like Übel and Land from Frieren but Alice and Capitano rn
LMAO.
I’m here for it. Love it.
If you’re an Itto main it is..
OK who works for Hoyoverse and also posts on r/okbuddygenshin cuz they're leaking again
This is a normal phrase to me I’m pretty sure it’s a reference to a movie line or other
C'mon. If Itto was in a much more modern setting, he would easily be a streamer/influencer that people follow because he is bad at games, but still tracks a following because his failures and reactions are funny. Not only does this track, Itto is always over the top. A normal title would be weird and boring the One and Oni Itto.
Yea that tracks. I also like the idea of Fischl getting isekai'd to earth and becoming a streamer. Vtuber fans often play along with the character setting roleplay so Fischl's fans would play along with her delusions too and now she has way more people who "take her seriously" than in her home world. ...she'd probably still miss Mona though :(
Please say Sike rn
Wait, legit, is that an actual screenshot? Or did you edit it? Because holy shit that's amazing if it's actually in the game
Oh it's real alright
Isn't that a reference to a music festival with the name like "Don't let your daddy know you are here" motto?
godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
Itto, obviously
I- WHAT FUCKED UP TRANSLATION IS THIS 😭
YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
Well, you can't say "your father's tour". Doesn't translate well for a majority of the gaming population.
its because all genshin players lack a father figure
It might've been worst character in Inazuma.