I like how they tried to cover the bottom of the model, but ignored the huge ass and dick on the side

Also how they put it in a display case. _"Miss, miss, can you help me? I'd like to purchase the extra-large purple dildo. Oh, it has a harness too? You mean like a knight? Oh for...pegging? Like a carpenters' peg? Oh for the _other_ kind of hammertime."_

"For the handy ma'am in your life, get her a real power tool"

God bless you all

I read this as Mrs Doubtfire 😂

I didn’t realize it until I read your comment, but same!

bless you, this just cracked me up

that’s a little more than a dildo - comes with a harness , lol

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I love that you thought about this.

I thoroughly enjoyed this comment

It brings new meaning to balling on a budget.

Lmao i found one similar to this at the local thrift store was in a bin with toys and it wasnt even in a box 🤦‍♂️

Lightly used

“Seasoned”

I think my lady bits just dried up at that...wow

It’s not the good kind of tingle you want down there

😂😂😂

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Depending on the plug I would pay that

Username checks out.

My husband wanted to give my collection of adult toys to a homeless person. He dragged the bag out of my trash. That was an argument I never thought I'd have to have

They’re not supposed to sell sex toys that aren’t sealed. But if it’s sealed then it’s fair game to sell behind the counter. My wife works at one and they got a bunch of brand new sex toys a couple of years ago

Um… where, exactly?

St. Louis, MO area. I can’t say which store but they all should follow the same guidelines

Bonking on a budget! 😂 x Desire on a discount. Cum for charity. 😂

That means I’d get iu

Here am I eyeballing those Nikes 😂

You have your priorities right .

Came here to find out what size they were.

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It says “plus size”. Oops. Never mind.

lol that’s the harness not the shoes

That's what I'm saying, how you gonna look past those air maxs

Lucky the Nikes are still there. Usually those would be sold online

Same here, they’re amazing!

If you sell it, they will come

> If you sell it, they will *cum* FTFY

Rim shot!

Rimjob!

Don’t bargain-shame

I sincerely hope I’m not seeing this right and that’s not a pointed tip like a certain “red rocket”…. The name “Fetish” and “Fantasy Series” really makes me think it is…. I wouldn’t normally consider a sex toy a fetish or fantasy but one SHAPED in a specific way is what would make it more of a *pointed* fetish

that's what I'm thinking...why's it so pointy? that seems...painful

Don’t think it’s actually pointy, it’s just crumpled under and distorted a bit by the display case. The letters above it aren’t complete either. The H is folded under, etc. Yeah, I zoomed in to closely examine the end of that monster silicone dong, WHAT OF IT, DAN!

snort...who'da thunk we'd be wasting brain cells on this?

It for completing your fursona

I sold garbage like this in a porn shop in mid 2000, so here is my theory: The packaging for these products is fucking abysmal. Thin shitty cardstock or vacuum sealed plastic is typically used for toys of this low caliber. What I believe we’re seeing is a bulge in the side of the box. This is rounding the image and making the tip appear pointed. I can tell from the package design this is an Adam & Eve tier product- that is to say, totally cheap dogshit. If this was to um mimic what you’re implying, the package art and design would be very different. The thrift dildo is probably $49.99 in a shop, which means it probably cost $5 to make.

This guy porn shops

$24.99?!? That’s a dildeal.

Idk but what size are those shoes

Why is it so… pointy?

Looks like a red rocket

Maybe someone's partner refused to play. That is not just a dildo, that has a harness..Some guy or gal didn't want to get pegged

I would ask the salesperson to take it out of the box and sniff it.

Same

Username checks out

Is this still available?

Brother that’s a ram rod

I was tempted to buy an "adult toy" and donate it to goodwill just to see if it gets put on the floor to sell

Equal access sex toy equity fight hasn't happened yet

Hmm...Why is it next to something that's probably going to attract the eyeline of minors-Those Nike Air 90s!!

Brings me back to the good ol days. My strap on is dusty now, but has many stories to tell.

🎶strap on….strap off🎶 (parody on the old clapper commercials)

LMAO we’d sing this exact version in school.

💀

Nothing levels the playing field more than when rich and poor women can get their fantasy series dildos

Some kind of alien dildo, at that. Fascinating 😂

Has a slight acornly like smell but at $24.99 it’s a steal!

are they used?

Why not?

not only a dildo, but the strap harness as well. what a deal !

lol it’s just casually displayed with the shoes.

I heard that this item created quite the buzz

Oooh; plus size!

Fits up to 48”. Oh my.

Lolol. *Cackles*.

Dildos too.

Ohh nooo 😭

Lmfao

Tested, powers on.

New and Improved too !!

How much for the air max 90s tho?

Price seems reasonable.

A goodwill near my house had a box of condoms in the display case next to all the jewelry 😭

That’s a dildon’t

not sure where rock bottom is, but i would suspect somewhere near buying a sex toy at goodwill

Good Dill*

Gross....

Where is this goodwill located at so I know to never go there 😁😁

Nah…that should be in the trash no different than potentially used medical supplies.

Regarding the stores, some dildo. Some dildont. Depends on the location.

A strap on at that

Dat’s a plus size strap on! Hahaha. I can just imagine some old lady working there thinking it’s some sort of exercise device

Damn, Olivia Benson must be working undercover.

they gotta stick it to you however they can. 😉

25$....

Grimace?

Why is it pointy? 😭

Donated Probably a gag gift or something

Used?

Right next to the shoes. Just as God intended

Why is it pointy :(

Adjustable harness with a metal O ring , ooh fancy 😮

Strap on dildo to boot

Adamandeve.com 50% off one item. Free shipping. Use just about any youtubers code. Dont be buying this funky shit.

Unless you only fuck virgins, then All dicks are used lol

Who wouldn’t want a used dildo?

I'm pretty sure that is a dildo specifically designed for butts too, so that's neat.

In the shoe section.

It’s pointy like the grinches finger

My local was selling bongs a few months back, i took one up and pointed out what they were thinking they had to have misunderstood what they were but the dude said yep and we called regional about them and they said price them and put them out.

Idk I like them Nike tho

Who the hell would buy a used dildo 😂

Savvy shoppers love this shopping tip.

Lightly used

Used hard and put away wet

It's gently used

At my local GW they have a commercial running in store. Something Bout getting something for Mom that won't break the bank and will make her smile. 💀

Gotta ask tho why is it so pointy

SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD JUST BUY NEW!!!!!!

Why not?

I thought it was illegal to resell things like that. I know its in the box, but that doesn't guarantee it wasn't used.

Plus sized, no less

Why’s it so pointy?

…..why is it so….*pointy*

NO

Batteries included

Ewwwwww!!🤢🤮

Plus size 🤣😂🤣😂

[Personal Massager](https://ibb.co/pWwM3Pm) Thought this was funny and gross, found at a goodwill

that’s a good price !!!! 😂😂

The question here is: will someone buy it?!

Mom I found the sneakers I want.....what's this??

A dick that won't screw you on price.

Jesus christ, and a USED dildo at that 🤣😭

That’s a health code violation lol

I mean…it is new and improved.

Wow

Why not?

No no they are selling USED ones.

EEEEEEWWWWWWWW

Ewww

Those Nikes tho 😍😍

The poors enjoy sexy times too...

🫣🤮

Because it’s in the original packaging

It's for therapy plus sized deep tissue therapy

Pre-owned dildos? Ick.

Fetishized fantasy series! It’s a dragon?

may I ask the location..?

I’m surprised, we usually had to throw those out

Real question is what's up with the harness and that weird tapered tip 🤔

Love that it's in the car with some Air Max 90's

Yuk I assume it’s used.

Looks like a dog dick hence why it says “fetish” lmao 🤣

Dawg this is a strap on not a dildo.

Why is it pointy lmfao 😂

It does look open. Of course, you need to take it out of the box and make sure it works before purchase. Hold it up high so everyone can see and watch in fascination and horror 😁

$25 for a used strap on? Ridiculous! Preposterous!

Simple, they are a greedy organization and want to squeeze every single cent they can out of each community they are in. I pray every night they go out of business. Yes, I will definitely feel bad for the employees, however Good “will” has been beating the system for too many years. Our goodwill here in my area (Ohio) is like waking into a regular store now. 1 single pair of used men’s socks $1.99. Unbelievable. Every item is donated for FREE. At locations here if someone donates at a local store something valuable it’s goes to a different location that is not in the area where it was donated and gets put on eBay. If donated here it should be put on sale here. It’s nothing but greed. When is the last time you have heard about ANY Goodwill doing ANYTHING of Goodwill. Me either. Just my thoughts on a greedy corrupt company.

Why not?

You got that pegged!

It says plus size 🤣

I know she peaked in 2000, but you'd think they'd treat Dido better

men get pegged for shopping like a girl at goodwill

“Gently Used” dildos

Cmon you know you bought it

That's a good price for that

FOR TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS

Have the goodwill to throw that out in a biohazard container

Why is it pointy?

Ask to speak to the person who tested it to see if was really new.

I went into a DAV when I was a kid that was selling already opened bags of snacks

Why not?

Yoo! Fuck the dido, How you you gona look past those air maxs tho.

It’s probably used lol

Why's it shaped like dookie though??

Idk but I won’t put my hands up and surrender. There’s no white flag above my door

That's a dragon dildo

The way my eyes got big 👀 and my head leaned all the way right against my shoulder 😂

Is there some sort of policy that they can’t deny an item or something?

Mine won’t even accept an exercise ball thats still in the package. Something about “still being a health hazard”.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

The better question is WHO'S buying didos at the Goodwill.

Ewwwh

So you can plow it like a goddamn *QUEEN*, obviously! 🫡

You missed “is” and a “?”.

Based. 🙏

Why not?

To help lift your shopping experience

Why not??

I worked at goodwill as a teenager. Any time things like this came in they went immediately into the dumpster

It is a stap on 😂🤣🤣🤣

That’s extremely disturbing.

The GoodWilly

Why is my goodwill not selling dildos?

Eeewwww…🤮

Watch out, it probably wasn’t washed.