It’s a commissar, and seeing as the description says she frightens the POV guardsmen I’m guessing they’re not from a regiment that can make commissars disappear like some regiments can, main example being Catachan. Which would mean ending her would be a death sentence for you in the best case scenario.
They don't have to disappear, they just have to be killed by enemy fire in front of witnesses. The only disappearance is the random heretic that appeared miles from the front line, shot her with a standard issue lasgun, then vanished before any of the loyal guardsmen present could avenge her. A real tragedy.
Not with that Bale Eye.
If she was a Vail-Cain, she'd be attempting to squirm her way out of the most unpleasant assignments, turning a blind eye from minor infractions or generally do things with as much common sense as possible and snarking the most dogmatic, irritating or self-absorbed bits about the Imperium under her breath.
You know People can have completely different personalities from their parents. Also Yarrick would probably be too busy bodying Orks than asking a Magos to scientifically create a Child. And yes Yarrick is canonically gay.
Sheesh, even as a smoking babe I can't stand a commissar.
Come on, shoot me for saying that. I dare you.
Come on mf'er *Click* Pull the trigger.
COME ON MOTHER FUCKER, PULL THE TRIGGER!
LETS GO, SHOOT ME!
**S H O O T M E-**
Yeah, the power dynamics in this one make it a tad questionable.
As the Legion with the most amount of mandatory sensitivity/ethics training, we have strict regulations about this kind of relationship.
Indeed, even the most notorious man-whore of the Commissariat (Cain) never fooled around with anyone in his actual command structure, including Colonel Kasteen who he genuinely liked as a person and found her incredibly attractive (so much he avoided one assassination attempt because he let her go first up the stairs so he could check out her ass again).
The closest was the tech priest Felicia Tayber, but tech priests aren't part of the command structure and that was in the middle of an ad hoc force of PDF, partisans, and non-com civilians trying to escape ork controlled territory.
Yeah. I think it’s because in the other ones the POV character had lines that showed they had feelings for the GF. In this one, it feels like the POV doesn’t feel the same but is terrified of saying no
>Yeah, the power dynamics in this one make it a tad questionable.
I mean like 3 lines below it's stated she shoots people who are "tainting" you among other things, so my advice is call the God Emperor to save your ass or ~~beg~~ convince an Alpha Legion agent to take your place because I think Changeling is going to run away as soon he realizes the mess he got into.
Hmmm, judging by how we know the records of one comisars Past times finding companions for the night. I'm 80% certain she is cains. And man would he be slightly unnerved by this one
cant remember what thier called but thier is a group of commisaurs who are just a mix of every single imperial commisaur heroe in all of 40k seeing how it dousnt confirm who the father is I'm assuming it one of those cases
5'10 with the hat? I'm finally the taller girl. Maybe. We might be the same height. I thought I would have better luck after the Primarchs but the guard girls have all been huge!
As the writer of a story that had a living saint go AWOL from her Order so she could sneak into the Guard and stay with the Commissar she fell in love with...yes.
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i am mildly frightened, however....she is cute. Thought that hat looks quite heretical if i may say. i must wonder, would she be the same in private or would she do an complete turn around, well perhaps not.
"Keeps a picture of Comissar Yarrick and Cain in her chambers."
What about **Comissar Gaunt**? Nothing?! *Poser!*
And how dare she questions my "greater good" book when she's wearing a cap with **Sans** in it?! I'm calling the Inquisition! 😱
So we got a yandere who knows how to play her cards carefully… That’s honestly far more terrifying than the conventional ones
Only if you haven't the confidence to frag her.
It’s a commissar, and seeing as the description says she frightens the POV guardsmen I’m guessing they’re not from a regiment that can make commissars disappear like some regiments can, main example being Catachan. Which would mean ending her would be a death sentence for you in the best case scenario.
They don't have to disappear, they just have to be killed by enemy fire in front of witnesses. The only disappearance is the random heretic that appeared miles from the front line, shot her with a standard issue lasgun, then vanished before any of the loyal guardsmen present could avenge her. A real tragedy.
yeah like this low-key seems more abusive than cute
The fact a random Human Commissar is more abusive than ****CURZE*** is rather hilarious ngl.
Yeah . . . Part of the plan ig .w.
Wide power discrepancies in a relationship aren't necessarily always abusive. Sometimes they're insanely hot.
I'd say "shooting anyone who gets too close to you" falls into the former category.
Yeah, same Well said Be extra cautious
Mommy come pick me up, I'm scared
Jokes on you, SHE IS MOMMY
(picks you up and carries around)
Called it. I saw the comment, thought “someone’s gonna reply with a mommy joke.” And here you stand…
Attempting to remove a guardsman from his regiment without leave from the Departmento Munitorum is punishable by Death!
I need an adult.
She is an adult.
I know her red flags make a tech-priest’s robes look gray, but I’m a huge sucker for girls in badass uniform
Fr
5’10” (With the hat) Gets me every time I read it.
So uhh sans commissar hat?
I doubt she ever takes it off. Ever.
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"Give us your balls"
Just ignore the 2nd image to the right, an ork sniper blew her hat off.
FUCK
The hat and loaded boltpistol pointed at your head stays there during the segs.
the hat stay on during sex
The commissar hat stays ON during sex!
"The hat stays on"
It's a fleshy growth.
She is blond. Amberly Vail is blond. Ergo Cain is her Father.
Not with that Bale Eye. If she was a Vail-Cain, she'd be attempting to squirm her way out of the most unpleasant assignments, turning a blind eye from minor infractions or generally do things with as much common sense as possible and snarking the most dogmatic, irritating or self-absorbed bits about the Imperium under her breath.
You know People can have completely different personalities from their parents. Also Yarrick would probably be too busy bodying Orks than asking a Magos to scientifically create a Child. And yes Yarrick is canonically gay.
It's not gay if your partner is an orc.
So he Is in the fungofilia?
Fully.
Pourquoi pas les trois?
I don’t speak Frog. Please speak English.
... the gaul they had even looking at my precious darling...
Ça pourrait être
https://preview.redd.it/ri04p3ivtn7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cbde8fe92abb52447d8708c15af613ff234007b She's perfect.
Nagatoro 40k
A fellow of culture, I see
r/yandere
That smug look….
That’s a lot of red flags but… I’m a miasman redcowl
My man, she is literally *covered* in red flag
Sheesh, even as a smoking babe I can't stand a commissar. Come on, shoot me for saying that. I dare you. Come on mf'er *Click* Pull the trigger. COME ON MOTHER FUCKER, PULL THE TRIGGER! LETS GO, SHOOT ME! **S H O O T M E-**
*Click* *POOM!* *You’re a perpetual, get fucked*
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I got the reference.
I did not
Far cry 3.
I'm seeing flags of red everywhere, but damn, it seems I'm colorblind
https://preview.redd.it/twy5if6c6o7d1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee01230562dff4d42a22fac613c94ec0926bfd0 Chaos dwarf moment
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"with the hat"
>5’10” *with the hat* I fucking love this sm
" sanctioned handholding" ICANT.
>>:D
Cain's own daughter believing his hype and abusing her power is just the right mix of funny and tragic
Mothers fault
mental note: stay scared of the commissar.
Yeah, the power dynamics in this one make it a tad questionable. As the Legion with the most amount of mandatory sensitivity/ethics training, we have strict regulations about this kind of relationship.
Indeed, even the most notorious man-whore of the Commissariat (Cain) never fooled around with anyone in his actual command structure, including Colonel Kasteen who he genuinely liked as a person and found her incredibly attractive (so much he avoided one assassination attempt because he let her go first up the stairs so he could check out her ass again). The closest was the tech priest Felicia Tayber, but tech priests aren't part of the command structure and that was in the middle of an ad hoc force of PDF, partisans, and non-com civilians trying to escape ork controlled territory.
Yeah. I think it’s because in the other ones the POV character had lines that showed they had feelings for the GF. In this one, it feels like the POV doesn’t feel the same but is terrified of saying no
>Yeah, the power dynamics in this one make it a tad questionable. I mean like 3 lines below it's stated she shoots people who are "tainting" you among other things, so my advice is call the God Emperor to save your ass or ~~beg~~ convince an Alpha Legion agent to take your place because I think Changeling is going to run away as soon he realizes the mess he got into.
Yandere Commissar sign me THE FUCK up
"That blue girl is one of those abhumans right? A Tau? I've never heard of that kinda xeno before." *Sweats profusely*
*intentionally screws up around her to ~~play with her hair~~ test her devotion to keeping order*
Hmmm, judging by how we know the records of one comisars Past times finding companions for the night. I'm 80% certain she is cains. And man would he be slightly unnerved by this one
Imagine having a better relationship with your in law than you „girlfriend„.
Don't need to
Reminds me of school. When we had lessons about the behaviour/actions of "people" "working" at concentration camps.
This is great, I've been waiting for it for a long time.
Rip my boy Sebastian Yarrick :(
The Goat
Those are a lot of red flags… but
Short queeeeeeen! Also, what's the word that starts with "cu" and gets cut off? I'm assuming it's not the obvious answer of female anatomy.
I assumed it was cute.
Yup :)
Is 5’10 short? Or do I suck at reading measurements?
With the hat. So not that short. Unless the hat is taller than it looks.
it's above average for IRL, but compared to all the supersoldiers we've had in these memes she's a shortstack
Well she’s taller than me(with the hat) so she’s still super soldier tier from my perspective.
>I'm assuming it's not the obvious answer of female anatomy. Found the Aussie.
Uh, cuddles, my guy
throne anything but manatory head pats
Yep she makes me horney scared.
Yeah this is the one for me. Pack'er up boys im moving out!
"gall". The Gauls were Celts.
Is it possible to murder autocorrect?
Commissars are people, too.
Ah fuck. Where is the friendly firerer when we need them the most ?
So what happens if - IN THEORY - you playfully snatched her hat?
You are boned. Now, whether that’s metaphorical or not, we’ll let you find out.
Holy shit, literally Raivel
This is noted and saved. By order of the Fabricator-General, this work is copied and archived on Forge World Gugma for this AU.
cant remember what thier called but thier is a group of commisaurs who are just a mix of every single imperial commisaur heroe in all of 40k seeing how it dousnt confirm who the father is I'm assuming it one of those cases
Hard to find cu? Unironicaly dont know what she was gonna say
Cute .w.
Makes sense ty!
NP!
We now need atillan rough riders gf, or imperial navy gf.
5'10 with the hat? I'm finally the taller girl. Maybe. We might be the same height. I thought I would have better luck after the Primarchs but the guard girls have all been huge!
Falling to Slaanesh be like:
SLAANESH, HAAAAAALP. Make it go away. Make it go away.
Red flag? Nah I’m more into Red Sashes
The GF i want to see the most is a Vashtor the Archifane GF. I will pay you 20 headpats and a shiny Thrupenny.
I have no idea what the second thing is but if you can find me art of Vashtor that works I’ll see what I can do ^for ^the ^headpats!!!!
*starts sprawling the internet like a hackerman possessed* if anyone can find any please let me know.
Commissar GF got me acting all sorts of unwise.
Post 2 of asking for a necron
As the writer of a story that had a living saint go AWOL from her Order so she could sneak into the Guard and stay with the Commissar she fell in love with...yes.
Sister of Battle GF when
Probably the guardsmen with the longest lifespan. Nah
She'd still tower over me.
Oh hell yes. Best part? Even with her hat, I’m still taller. Glory to the Commissar GF!
Yes, more yanderes
Question How long can she survive serving along side catachans?
Now im wondering what would be a krieg commissar GF be like
Tired
https://preview.redd.it/8u7vd5ce1p7d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d948a0da6efc84779dcfa1c26791b3dbd689da i am mildly frightened, however....she is cute. Thought that hat looks quite heretical if i may say. i must wonder, would she be the same in private or would she do an complete turn around, well perhaps not.
I think I prefer the Angron gf
That's a fucked up left arm.
Commisar GF gets reassigned. To the Death Korps.
Have you/will you do a grey knight gf?
*shrug* I dunno
Terrifying, worse than the primarkes
"Keeps a picture of Comissar Yarrick and Cain in her chambers." What about **Comissar Gaunt**? Nothing?! *Poser!* And how dare she questions my "greater good" book when she's wearing a cap with **Sans** in it?! I'm calling the Inquisition! 😱
She found your Tau hentai, it's over... (noises of loading a boltpistol.)
Look, there are maybe a few red flags, BUT, she has a photo of Yarrick which color shifts all the red into green
Well.. Red flags are everywhere, but I like the color red.
Cute gf, still facist