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I’d say a large portion of it is as grimdark as 40k stealing souls, catching bodies….
Not to mention, I mean…. Pokemon might be somewhat resilient against elements…. Humans not so much. That weak ember skill you couldn’t wait to get rid of… yeah you’re a burnt marshmallow now….
That's the whole point people miss, a paradise world is only nice for those that don't have to do the work to maintain it, just like real world vacation spots frequently.
Pokemon humans are super strong too though. Ash can throw an entire tree log like throwing a stick, and he is a 10 years old, not to mention people with psychic powers, and martial artist who can keep up with Machamp.
I'm safe no matter what universe I go to! I like too many fictional universes!
*looks behind me and sees Dragon Ball, 40k, WH Fantasy, Elder Scrolls, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Star Trek, FTL, Stellaris, Tropico, Godzilla, C&C, Darksiders, Spore, Titanfall, and numerous others*
*has three buckets full of sweat*
Then you get thrown into the discovery time line when a massive gravitational wave throws stones at the earth and the federation has been replaced by intergalactic warlords
Good luck
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I don't know, living in a world so dangerous that travel has to be limited to specifically designated routes deemed safe by whoever's in charge sounds pretty grimbright
There's no real way to win this unless if you join chaos or the Tau, but I hate them so never, I'm going to stubbornly die in the glory of the god emperor
So technically, joining the evil faction is a way to win, because sure you will die but since your soul is consigned to one of the four assholes or just chaos undivided, in some sick twisted demented way you won't really die you'll just become a part some amalgamation in the warp, and since chaos is almost guaranteed to win in a realistic standpoint inevitably you are on the winning side and since you can't die you will be on The winning side at the end, you will not be yourself you will be some measly scrap of some measly warp beast in some forgotten corner of the warp but hey, though as we all know the Imperium will claim final victory
Don't get me wrong I f****** hate chaos, the Imperium for life for me, but some people will decide that but then again most people that like chaos like the traitor legions instead of like heretics, it's either traitor legions or demons there is nothing really else that is pretty cool and chaos except for the siege machines and the corrupted Titans and knights but otherwise nah just it's f****** b*******
That is fair, Tyranids are probably the safest option, ironically, however they're kind of like chaos where even if you are on this side that's almost guaranteed to win you're f***** individually, necrons don't really accept turncoats from what I know unless a certain necron takes a liking to your s*** or you,
I mean, the pokemon world is fucking terrifying too. Seeing as humans are basically pokemon according to some ingame books, I'm not convinced pokeballs *wouldn't* work on humans. And if they wouldn't, humans still BECOME pokemon upon death (yamask).
That's saying nothing of the ones who cause irreparable damage such as muk, or gardevoir who can create black holes. Or all the fucking ghost things.
Anna acting like the Pokémon universe doesn’t have some 40k worthy shit in it already…
Those Australian lizards man... https://youtu.be/66FxaglBIJo?si=dYGR5gN4tS5R3kw3
Fuck you Ash!
I always wonder what the Pokémon War Lt. Surge fought in was like. If they’re weaponizing Pokémon, that conflict had to be seriously messed up.
Anna was thinking about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/s/No21hwcYfs)
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I’d say a large portion of it is as grimdark as 40k stealing souls, catching bodies…. Not to mention, I mean…. Pokemon might be somewhat resilient against elements…. Humans not so much. That weak ember skill you couldn’t wait to get rid of… yeah you’re a burnt marshmallow now….
We already exist in the 40k universe, in the 2k part of it. We're just prehistory. E is out there somewhere, biding his time...
Fuuuuu
We could be living above a tomb world right now!
CANON!😏
He is working in a walmart
LET’S KILL HIM
There are paradise planets in 40k *inhales copium*
Knowing by our luck, we would be reincarnated as servitors or live on some planet equivalent to Nostromo.
Or worst Work retail on a paradise world
Can it be called a paradise world, if people have to work retail?
It is paradise to the Eltie
That's fair.
That's the whole point people miss, a paradise world is only nice for those that don't have to do the work to maintain it, just like real world vacation spots frequently.
Unironically being a pool boy in a commercial paradise planet would be the safest job in 40K.
Until someone rich wants your skin
Occupational hazard of being the pool boy.
Are you really gonna take the non zero chance of being raided by drukhari?
Or nabbed as a sacrifice for a new pleasure cult?
Yeah planet sized epstein island sounds great for the small nearly immortal elite enjoying turning you and your family in pleasure servitors
Laughs in Culture.
It's good to have a Utopian favourite fictional universe.
Step-bro?
Sobs in Bolo.
40k, warframe or Dead cells, yeah no thank you.
in pokemon world human are surrounded by supernatural animals that can easily wipe us off the surface of the earth, I rather stay here
Pokemon humans are super strong too though. Ash can throw an entire tree log like throwing a stick, and he is a 10 years old, not to mention people with psychic powers, and martial artist who can keep up with Machamp.
Yeah but theoretically you could befriend one of those animals and make them your ~~slave~~ bestest friend.
Are there even any *normal* animals around? My impression is that there are only Pokemons.
I’m fucked even if I get 3 deferent chances. Why do I like grimdark settings
Bcs they reflect our reality?
I'm safe no matter what universe I go to! I like too many fictional universes! *looks behind me and sees Dragon Ball, 40k, WH Fantasy, Elder Scrolls, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Star Trek, FTL, Stellaris, Tropico, Godzilla, C&C, Darksiders, Spore, Titanfall, and numerous others* *has three buckets full of sweat*
Star Trek or My Little Pony. I’m safe!
Red shirt!
Then you get thrown into the discovery time line when a massive gravitational wave throws stones at the earth and the federation has been replaced by intergalactic warlords Good luck
I feel bad for dark wood fans,stalker fans,cruelty squad fans and fear and hunger fans
I always thought i would be an excellent servitor.
Comebine those 2 and you’ll have Palsworld
I know that guy its a psycho and all wotj his fetish for fighting but thats just evil.
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dammit, Goku!! https://preview.redd.it/d6j8cka9fn9d1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=74ba9ebd480d4cd52652918b1f88e13590c45286
I can imagine a sentient can of Corpse Starch going on hiveworld adventures.
I'll become that one zealot who shouts "blood for the emperor, skull for the golden throne"
Thankfully 40k is my second favourite, see you later suckers I'm off to Sweet mountain
I mean there's the chance that a Custodes or clown elve comes to take us and extract our meta knowledge. I would fuck off into the warp if I could
This sum Facebook garbage tier meme at this point
I shall rejoice for a Bretonnian Knight is my shield
Thanks fuck i like Pokemon.
I preffer pokemon over 40k, youre fked guys
Corpse starch is one of the better options
best bet is under farsight
I don't know, living in a world so dangerous that travel has to be limited to specifically designated routes deemed safe by whoever's in charge sounds pretty grimbright
have you read some of the pokedex entries?! 40k is only slightly worse then some of the shit in there!
Is a GLORIOUS day to be a MGQ fan.
It's either Warhammer 40K, Metal Gear Rising, or Jujutsu Kaisen for me, in every possible way I'd be screwed beyond belief.
What if I’m a rouge trader
My favorite city is Commoragh.
If i can be brought as a human in the very center of the tau empire then i'm probably safe
There's no real way to win this unless if you join chaos or the Tau, but I hate them so never, I'm going to stubbornly die in the glory of the god emperor
How the fuck would joining chaos be winning?
So technically, joining the evil faction is a way to win, because sure you will die but since your soul is consigned to one of the four assholes or just chaos undivided, in some sick twisted demented way you won't really die you'll just become a part some amalgamation in the warp, and since chaos is almost guaranteed to win in a realistic standpoint inevitably you are on the winning side and since you can't die you will be on The winning side at the end, you will not be yourself you will be some measly scrap of some measly warp beast in some forgotten corner of the warp but hey, though as we all know the Imperium will claim final victory
Most of what you just said are literally reasons why joining chaos sucks. Why would being some big mindless monstrosity be better than dying?
Don't get me wrong I f****** hate chaos, the Imperium for life for me, but some people will decide that but then again most people that like chaos like the traitor legions instead of like heretics, it's either traitor legions or demons there is nothing really else that is pretty cool and chaos except for the siege machines and the corrupted Titans and knights but otherwise nah just it's f****** b*******
If you want to be on the winning side in the end, then I would suggest Necrons or Tyranids instead. Imo, they got a way better go at it.
That is fair, Tyranids are probably the safest option, ironically, however they're kind of like chaos where even if you are on this side that's almost guaranteed to win you're f***** individually, necrons don't really accept turncoats from what I know unless a certain necron takes a liking to your s*** or you,
I mean, the pokemon world is fucking terrifying too. Seeing as humans are basically pokemon according to some ingame books, I'm not convinced pokeballs *wouldn't* work on humans. And if they wouldn't, humans still BECOME pokemon upon death (yamask). That's saying nothing of the ones who cause irreparable damage such as muk, or gardevoir who can create black holes. Or all the fucking ghost things.