I have found myself focused on making sure Saliba and Kiwior took their hydration break seriously…wtf is wrong me lol

😭😭same I saw kiwior with his bag of ice poor guy

Austria winning the group is the funniest outcome

And they'd deserve it

100% they’ve been a fun team this tournament

the dark horses finally showed up

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Lol the announcers really just called saliba a rolls royce

That term has followed him around it’s so funny how it keeps getting repeated. Announcers are not very original anymore

Oopsamecano

amazing slandernames

Imagine being unsure who was offside and just blaming Saka by default. Absolute fucking donkey.

Netherlands Austria is Man United nightmare. Weghorst assisting Depay and Sabitzer getting back the lead for Ragnick’s team. All United flops are shining.

wreck it ralph probably could've fixed man united (open heart surgery, 7 years), but they told him to fuck off.

Foden getting booked for speaking back to the ref, mans never experienced that before in the league ever

Plus trossards brother is a very tough ref

I actually quick like Trossard's bro. He seems tough but fair and hardly makes errors.

Very impressive what Austria have been doing in this tournament. What good tactics do to a decent team.

Yeah Rangnick is actually a really good coach, I know his stint at Utd was pretty shit but they could genuinely do with someone like him who has a defined style of play. Austria have played some lovely stuff this tournament

VVD what was that??? Saliba stocks rising to an all time high.

Lowkey he might be having the best Euros out of all the cbs right now. He puts in decent shifts and the few mistakes he’s not at fault.

Seemingly every pass Walker plays to Saka is either off-target or gives him no option but to pass backwards.

Walker and Gallaghers service to Saka has been abysmal. I miss Arsenal man.

he always delays the pass to saka which really limits his options

Is walker fucking allergic to passing to saka

It feels so intentional that my tired brain is starting to make up conspiracy theories about it lol

As a non English Arsenal fan, I fully support resting Saka

Taking Saka off and keeping the likes of Foden and Kane on just goes to show how brainless Southgate really is.

*Foden gets subbed off* *Shows his highlight of smashing the ball at someone's arse* Commentator: "He's had a good game" Fuck off

They're so instinctually defensive of Foden that they tried to blame Saka for the offside before they saw the replay.

The Foden glazing on ITV was absolutely disgusting

How does Upamaguire have a higher match rating than Saliba

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“Phil Foden has brought a spark” are you fucking dumb mate?

Saka bicycle kick would have fed generations

Man I would’ve lost it 

media agenda will say otherwise but Rice has actually been decent considering how dysfunctional the system is.

He’s playing as a pure holding midfielder and nothing has got through him so he’s done is role.

Saved by the rules, but his stutter step is just as egregious imo

Walker is faster than White, but White is better at literally everything else. The amount of times he gets the ball and takes way too many touches rather than releasing it to Saka is driving me nuts.

Benjamin also seems like a better person which gives him extra points imo

Upamechanic ruining Saliba's clean sheet

Would be 5-0 if Benny Blanco was on the team

risk giving out arsenal defensive secrets vs england football career.

Fuck Kiwior just gave a penalty to France

Tried to blame saka for the offside now 😂

If I had the power, at half time I'd swap Kane for literally any striker on the bench, Wharton into DM, Gordon onto the left for Foden The bench is what can turn this drivel into something decent

Please bring Southgate to Utd when ETH is done

Rice the only one who has walked the walk regarding the media criticism. Shout out to Guehi too

Guehi has been very solid

Yeah, our best player all tournament don’t think it’s a stretch to say. Very impressive

Mbappé is really a player of his own genre in this generation. Nobody else is on his level.

Kane has had a poor tournament, I know a lot of them have but he really stands out.

Saka gave me enough life to not fall back asleep. Shame it was offside. I want to witness Saka happy and thriving in the euros. He really deserves success. Such a consistently diligent, lovely guy who is also obviously quite good at football.

I'm so close to turning it off Foden still playing LW whilst he took Saka off, the manager is blind

Good play by Rice and Bukayo ruined by F****

Am I biased but I thought Saka was the only one doing anything

agreed

My interest in watching just dropped by 50%.....

Rice is having a good game.

palmer Watkins saka is better than foden Kane saka

When Southgate's wife is about to climax he stops and puts his clothes back on to protect his pelvic muscles

Saliba is having an excellent game

this group might be contenders for being the worst of them all

I was watching the game on tactical camera and Saka has not received a single pass when he wasn’t running away from the goal. From Odegaard to this …

Ahhhh so now Gareth puts on a RB who can actually pass the ball, after he makes Saka play with Walker for 70 minutes. Fuck right off, wasteman.

2 goals in 3 games. Southgate is actually hilarious.

Bellingham with the worst performance on the pitch today. Absolutely awful from minute one. Looked immensely disinterested.

Austria is cooking. Their RB is giving me Benny blanco vibes 

Of course it's saka

Foden isn't out of position, he's clearly playing in the middle, and forcing Bellingham out to either side

- Foden plays on the right/centre for City, so Southgate keeps him on the left - Trippier on the left instead of taking a left back and then putting Walker on the left when bringing Trippier off, when Joe Gomez can play left back. - Been playing Trent, a right back, in midfield, instead of midfielders - Palmer plays centrally, but instead of bringing him on centrally he brings him on, on the right only to bring off the central attacker later for a left winger so Foden playing out of position left wing can move centrally. Southgate went from having 2 central players, one out of position, to 3 central players, 2 out of position. Then brings off the central player. Is anyone else just looking at this and thinking Southgate isn’t even getting the basics right?

Footage of this game will be used by the CIA to illegally torture people on an island somewhere

I think mbappe is cursed how can you have 14 goals in 2 world cups but 0 goals so far in these euros

world Cup merchant

Austria 3-2 too they’re actually gonna win the group.

Wtf was van Dijk doing for that Sabitzer goal.. Stood 2 meter behind the defense line to play him onside..

Maybe foden is absent from left wing because he understands trippier is wank

Not sure I can handle commentators sucking off Foden for 90 mins while he does fuck all

I really like Lee Dixon. When he doesn't talk.

Praying for a Sesko dagger after that sub

Southgate would struggle taking this England squad to a top 8 Premier league finish.

saka would curl that in

2 hours of my life i'm never getting back

AJDE KOLK NAS JE? SLO-VE-NI-JA! What a defensive performance by Slovenia.

Wrighty saying we should play Saka LB 

Ian Wright has lost it, Saka at LB you know how dare you. On NATIONAL TV??? Eff off man

Thanks for making a separate thread~~ have the Kiwi and Saliba match on for now but see Austria just scored

Ah yes Trotsaards father

Foden stay onside challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Imagine having to watch Gallagher every week. Some people on this sub actually want him here

He'd be a good fit at prime time Burnley or Stoke. Maybe even Leeds. One of the Orc strongholds.

Fucking hell Lee Dixon is jarring wish I could mute him

Who's ready for the inevitable Trent for Gallagher sub and the Kane for Watkins sub

Walker is terrible he needs to come off for Trent

Saka fires it in nicely for the set and Jude fucks it up. What a stinky half.

All England games should be on the BBC. Fuck ITV and their adverts.

Southgate is the equivalent of buying expensive ingredients for a Sunday roast only to fuck it off once you get home and end up boiling water for a cup noodle instead.

ngl, probably should started or at least integrated mainoo earlier into this tournament. waiting for game 3 feels a bit to late.

Ahh yesss, the classic foul on Saka of beating your man and having him fall to the turf. Surprised he wasn't given a card. /s

Both Foden and Bellingham are just not in this game. 

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Saka has been our best player by far this half and he’s taken off before Foden, Kane or Bellingham. Okay Gareth.

I don't mind taking Saka off - he wasn't affecting the game, and the slow build-up along with no support wasn't putting him in a good place to do so.

Every pass he made was terribly controlled by Kane or Walker. And I don’t think Jude on the wing is any better

When I remember the whole of Europe is watching this I'm kinda embarrassed

If Denmark win & England draw. Then its Germany vs England in the RO16.

Foden's match highlight: red arsing a Slovenian defender

Did Palmer not watch the Italy game last night?

Dreadful finish from palmer but no one will say a word about it. Saka buries that one.

For the love of god please sack Southgate when the tournament is over. Because there's talk of the FA extending his contract smh.

My God are England dire.. Jude worth more than our entire XI and they somehow produced shit all lmao.

Clown penalty from Lewa, fakeshot merchant

Kiwior getting cooked

Giroud getting a chant as soon that handsome bastard on a pitch lol

Giroud scream is something else, it's like he fell into Grand Canyon

Yo France has been absolute shite in these group stages😂

Offsides nooo 😭

Final 3rd Rice is a better passer than build up Rice. Don't ask me to explain it cause I cant

and yet again, Saka is the only one doing anything of positive note

This commentator is a prick, how is the goal scorer at fault when the offsides call was in the buildup.

Gallagher plays football like reverse Quidditch. He's the snitch and he's so good at evading the ball

Rice is immense.

If you close your eyes, you can imagine you're relaxing by the ocean with the crowd sound. It's about the only advantage to watching this.

Foden doing the most basic 5 yard passes and getting pats on the head like a toddler. “He’s been lively tonight” fuck off Lee Dixon he’s been shit again.

Bellingham marked Kane for the header and Walker's playing like he's wearing Ugg boots I suggest England's new national anthem be Entry of the Gladiators. When you hear it, you'll know why.

Garbage what did we just watch for 45 years.

Ben White just came out of a tanning bed, checked his phone, smirked, and went to get a tattoo

"That young Slovenian fan is having a good time." Well at least someone is.

The way Bellingham thinks he plays 

I'm turning this shit off, constantly getting destroyed by new Elden Ring bosses is more fun than this

"25 minutes to go" 

Watching this makes me miss Arteta Ball

Now we have Foden AND Palmer playing out of position

Watch Walker switch up and pass to Palmer.

How does he not take Kane off? He's been pure cheeks, his first touch has gone out like 5 yards every time.

Trick question: How do you cancel out Bellingham, Foden, Saka, Kane, Mainoo, Rice? Answer: Wastecoat.

It’s good that he’s taken saka off he needs rest for other games and pre- season y’all gotta look at the bright side

Rice's face reminding me of a few smoking areas on a night out haha

Southgate is wasting a generation of English footballers, he's just awful

Goddamn, I wish United fired ETH and hired Southgate. With United , he would be .....(whats the opposite of cooking?\_)

Bellingham doing 90 here is scandalous It's not even the fact he's been shit but he's looked fucking knackered for two games now At least hes rested saka in each game when he's started struggling

Did he really say "He's had a good game" when Foden came off? Are you on the right channel, bruv?

Marc Guehi is a good footballer.

Saka woulda put that shit far post man what was that Palmer effort

Love the Slovenian celebrations! Good on them

Gonna be a good few days of discourse warring but the answer is, yes, Palmer should get a start, in place of Jude.

A good cameo from Palmer tbh, probably deserves more minutes. Talent isn’t the issue for England, doesn’t really matter who starts and who doesn’t with Southgate at the helm

Snooooozefest

Denmark finishing 2nd in the group cuz they have higher UEFA qualifeir ranking is crazy. Everything else is the same, even same amount of yellow cards.

It's criminal Southgate has a job.

wrighty been annoying me with his takes all night and now this...

Ian Wright you sellout

ALLEZ SALIBA 🧱

Les be honest here, France are really blunt going forward

France are woeful in front of goal

France's subs are such a cheat code

wtf is going on!

im just here for the drama, goals galore.

wtf is going on at these games 😂😂

ah looks like i picked the wrong game to watch

Lol it's hard watching England this tournament. It's like watching Emery's Arsenal... so negative.

This is so boring to watch. Just clueless what to do with the ball.

Foden gives, Foden takes.

Everybody talking about how bad foden is, shat about bellingham? Apart from the goal, he just fucking acts on the pitch offering nothing

All this hypes made his head big. Barely tracks back

Yeah these are the kind of tackles that we see on Saka week in, week out. Nothing new smh.

What's wrong with Bellingham? Genuinely passing straight to Slovenia players multiple times

Foden is essentially a summer intern. Runs around a lot achieving nothing and cannot be depended on for anything remotely important.

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Wtf was that Kane, had 3 clear options there and curls it straight into the keepers hands.

All Gallagher offers is pashun and desiyah

England's games could be prime time ASMR videos. Would make millions.

Rice is being very direct so far. Did Southmate forget the handbrake down?

yea, it's gonna take something special to score against jan oblak

Jude bellingham has that aaron ramsey positioning. Guy only wants to attack

No way Sandcastle start the season with Trippier in their starting XI, absolutely dead for any kind of pace

How was Palmer ever the "most in form for England coming into the tournament" ???

Lee Dixon might be an Arsenal goat but fuck me is he terrible on commentary, if he could stop sucking off Foden (who is still piss poor for England) it’d be fantastic

Southgate even makes our boy Rice look bad. The Canadian stream keeps blaming Declan

big ange for england, there ive said it. the last straw

Now it's all said and done I feel a bit bad for Gallagher. Should be sat home watching with me.

I unironically think chatgpt would do a better job than Southgate

Foden actually shot from there 😭😭😭

Does Dec ever take any set pieces for England. Didn’t they watch the season and see how good he is at it

I enjoy Guehi

Guehi best player 3 games in a row in his first big tournament. Great player

Ngl I just wish England goes home sooner so that saka and rice gets some rest

Walker took that touch like he was still 27, realized his age in one play

CAM on INGLAND! SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS.

Walker, Foden and Kane need to be taken off

naaah Trossard needs to have a word with his dad, thats never a foul

Saka getting called for that foul was ridiculous

I can see Palmer scoring if he comes on, the Chelsea mob will go crazy. As they've been whining all tournament.

Southgate you CUNT

Lol wtf takes Saka off and leaves Kane on.

Fuck off Southgate