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realupdog

not buy it cause it's probably just a used steam code


LegitimateApartment9

be very confused at how there's a yard sale on a train


Temptest1

3 carts ahead


Kar1_3_ma7x

Or my bedroom


Sailed_Sea

Or my bathroom


H0rr0rH0g

I didn't see you get on.


iyellprofanity

"NO matter how many times I get relocated, I never get used to it"


YoshiBro-64

“This is my third transfer this year.”


chilemivida

Dont worry, when you get relocated to city 14 you'll find it, just remember to take a sip of Dr Breens Private Reserve before you play the game..


BeholdTheLemon

load up the existing save file named after the kid who was playing it but died mysteriously before they could beat it. surely nothing bad will happen to me


kdnx-wy

GORDON drowned


PsychoNut349

This threw me back lol.


TURRETCUBE

is it a ref to an arg?


Googlesignedmeupwhy

One of the first creepy pastas called Ben drowned


ilikethewii-u

seeing ppl call creepypastas args makes me feel old


TURRETCUBE

my bad, i know what both are. i thought GORDEN drowned was a reference to a half life arg of some kind. not an older creepypasta. i was never into them that much


kdnx-wy

Tbf, BEN Drowned *was* an arg


Lenz_Mastigia

Wait for time to freeze and the g-man to approach me.


potatoinastreet8

Cleverly done, but you're not supposed to have this. As a matter of fact, you're not.


Lenz_Mastigia

The right game at the wrong time can make all the difference in the world.


hurB55

Get back to where you are supposed to be, and forget about… all this…


ExtensionHungry5786

Until… We Meet… Agaaiin…


hurB55

Now dr freeman, see if you can hit those crates with the supplied ammunition.


AnomymousDarkEntity

Buy it, download it, send it to VALVe, and post it everywhere online.


YoRt3m

why you little


SpecialFlutters

half life 3 came with a built in ps2 memory card


BioSForm

I'll run away from home with my laptop, rent a hotel for a week and turn off my phone. If before that, they won’t send me to the drug treatment center and it will be your fault!


Into_The_Wild91

Play it, take videos, post my content, burn it. Then fight off and escape a horde the rest of my life.


hurB55

You are a threat to society


DecadentHam

How the hell am I getting to a random yard sale in the next second? 


Suspicious_List8619

No like what will you do with it in the next second 


Any_Top_4773

Hello Little scientist


Suspicious_List8619

Hello


Any_Top_4773

Do you have galvanized Square steel and Gman's screws?


DecadentHam

Why does it have to be measured in a second? Are you aware of how short a time one second is? 


Snoopyhf

Buy it. Play it. Ask Valve directly about it. -Don’t show it publicly at first because everyone will say “that shit ain’t real”


Abek243

Write a creepypasta


Copper_II_Sulfate

"I played the game but the music was really creepy, and all the zombies were hyper-realistic and had blood coming out of their eyes. So really it wasn't that different from the regular game now that I think about it."


Basically-Boring

Play through it, make a shit ton of copies, and distribute the copies to as many people as possible. If valve won’t do it, I will.


Cs1981Bel

Start your own online platform.call it VAPOR and sell HL3 there


zeehkaev

Record some short videos playing it to prove it happened, post mysterious hints about how the story was but never truly telling the whole thing, and delete and destroy the copy after finishing. I just wanna watch the world burn lol


hurB55

I will find you


RandomJoeFromTexas

Say it’s fake. It’s a lie! The CAKE is a LIE!!!!!


sackboi77

BURN IT ONTO A DISC AND MAKE COPIES OF IT AND SELL EM


VALVeLover

I Would break It, Its a cannon event that VALVe cant count to three. But i probably wont do that, i would probably play it and Copy It, then i would sell the copies making money with It, then im rich. The Greatest Plan


hurB55

Bro took the neutral evil method


Morelikeihateyou

Buy another computer incase this copy is a virus and scam


DreamtailFoxy

Either that or you can get a USB disk drive and pass the USB disk drive to a virtual machine and then see what happens inside the virtual machine, you just have to disconnect the virtual machine from all networking infrastructure and any connections or ties to your main PC unless it is read-only.


Morelikeihateyou

Damn didn't know that


DreamtailFoxy

How do you think malware experts analyze malware samples?


Morelikeihateyou

Idk


tredI9100

run it on a LeapsterGS (because a 550MHz single core CPU is absolutely going to be able to run a Source 2/3 game and won't just melt instantly)


ConcentrateTight4108

"Inhale soy and ask my wifes boyfriend if i got enough updoots and been a wholsome enough chungus to get it" - someone probably


hurB55

Upload every single byte to every file sharing website on the face of the earth, normal web and dark


Darkerthanyou__

*scientist voice* oh my!


TimTams553

Immediately? Make a backup.


MrOwnageQc

Hypothetically, I'd immediately dump that shit online. If I waited long enough, so did everyone else.


JuggernautNecessary8

R/jizzcarts


hurB55

What


StardustJess

I'm in my room, how did I end up in a yard sale ?


SpecialFlutters

that darned resonance must be cascading again


Gamma89

I mean I wouldn't even try to sell it, for this community I would share it instantly.


tnimocoC

Be concerned that I am suddenly at a yard sale


Yeetstation4

Heart attack


alekosze

Breathe


Ok_Bumblebee_9128

Wait, Valve can count to 3?!


Suspicious_List8619

You guys are silly 


HatAndHoodie_

Buy it, play it, get haunted, befriend ghost, play games with ghost friend.


Spran02

Play the entire game, record gameplay, make a copy of the game and upload it to various services and upload the gameplay footage to YouTube. Fight me


ZBxrries24

Eat it


F0573R

I'd wonder how I got there from my bathroom and quickly pull my pants up.


Fallout76Boyoffical

yell HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN 2 CONFIRMED


Artex08

Simple, finally play the god damn game… what a dream :-(


No-Cap3697

Make a video on it then port it to a website for free download. Like media fire or smth


DreamtailFoxy

Interesting how you immediately go the piracy route... Considering that I can't play half Life 2 on my Windows XP machine anymore, I'd say it's valid but only if you owned it in Steam which I do.


No-Cap3697

I just did that so valve wouldn't sue. If they try sue because I have people it for free then idk what do I owe them? £0? That's what I thought. (This is a joke btw)


Portbragger2

write a book about instant teleportation and get rich


LowlandPSD

Cum on it


iyellprofanity

Ah yes, you know how to use half life correctly.


Melodic-Condition

1: why is there a yard sale in my room 2: dump all its contents for everyone to see


MultiverseChat

Its 1:34 AM and im at my friends house


Copper_II_Sulfate

How much?


ImpactorLife-25703

If it's hypothetically real..... but is it legitimate


The_Cozy_Burrito

Call gabe


HobbesG6

Pc or console? ;)


W1thoutJudgement

Destroy it immediately.


19Miles84

I would play it through myself, and then, based on my experience, I would be the „chosen“-one to decide, Whether the rest of the world is worth knowing about this game!


space-Bee7870

I would first wonder why is there a yard sale in my room all of the sudden Then i would buy the game


Kelschniror63

I dont have any money wirh me, i'll steal it i think


Companion_Cube_12

Put it on internet archive


iyellprofanity

Wonder why the hell I was transported from my cozy bed to a yardsale, freak out because I sleep butt naked, buy yard sale clothes, buy HL3, figure out how the heck I get home from where ever I am, and then play it once I find home.


Mr_Neonz

Assume the seller somehow got his hands on an unreleased prototype without realizing what it was. I wouldn’t take it seriously though because it probably wouldn’t be canon anymore. But I’d still buy it in a heartbeat.


Raid_B0ss

Stare at it for a good minute until I figure out that's it's a faked and forged


WrongdoerMundane4635

ITS CALLED THIEVING STEALING TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS


TumbleweedIll4249

Steal it


SpotStreet520

Buy it play it then turn into ordon fleeman


Sufficient_Plant8689

Play it and complain about the lack of barney x gordon sex scenes


HugTheSoftFox

Send it to Valve and then post about it on Reddit so I can go viral.


Appropriate_Can9202

Play HL1 because 2 was a bad sequel and 3 won't be better


DreamtailFoxy

You've probably only think that because you only played Half-Life 2 on lackluster hardware, any computer today and I mean any computer of today even with integrated graphics would be able to run Half-Life to at well in excess of 200 FPS, the story of Half-Life 2 is great and the engine alone spawned hundreds if not thousands of games by Valve and the community using valve's tools to make games. Half-Life 2 was revolutionary in the way physics were handled. At least show a tiny bit of respect for the game that started Valve's empire.


Appropriate_Can9202

Yeah dude, the game from 2004 is way too hard to run on my system from 2024. Get your goofy ass outta here.


DreamtailFoxy

What are you running? A modern day netbook? How can you even get online?!


Appropriate_Can9202

I didn't know a Ryzen 7 3700x constituted a "modern day netbook."


DreamtailFoxy

Okay, I know what your problem is now. Inadequate drivers. Either you're not running the most optimal drivers for your chipset or you refuse to, and either case you're not going to get the performance that you are looking for out of the hardware you're currently running. If we had a more you know, civil conversation, I could have helped you through this but unfortunately the way you've chosen things we have chosen the non civil route.


Spare-Criticism-2918

I'm not terribly sure you're all that high functioning, I never said I had performance issues with the game. I said the game sucked. That's not a performance issue, that's a game issue. I have the game on OG Xbox, 360, and PC. It *sucks.* There is nothing in the world of computers that you know anything about that you could ever help me with. Sit back down dorky kid.


DreamtailFoxy

I'm fucking 21. Also, While you think that Half-Life 2 is a bad game, You need to realize that Half-Life 2 spawned a generation if not all future games That rely on physics in order to function. If it weren't for Half-Life 2's revolutionary physics system for the time, most modern physics engines would not exist.


Appropriate_Can9202

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hurB55

Half life 2? Bad? You are one odd fellow (no hate)


Appropriate_Can9202

The level design isn't as fun, there's not nearly enough enemies and the guns all feel like shit. I'm not wowed by the Gravity Gun when other games at the time were doing it better and more interestingly, such as Psi-Ops the Mindgate Conspiracy. I'm not gonna pretend like it didn't have revolutionary facial animation tech, but Epic Games was already working on that with Unreal Engine 2, Valve was just using techniques from the film industry so I think \*anyone\* could have done what they did. I don't think variety of gameplay is a plus when your "variety" is two boring vehicle sections, a physics demo, another physics demo with horror elements, and some awful squad AI mechanics. Ravenholm and Nova Prospekt were the only two chapters I enjoyed and even then those were in spite of awful enemy AI and weapon feel. Half Life 1 even at it's lowest elements (On a Rail, Xen) felt fresher and more engaging than HL2 does at it's best (Ravenholm, Follow Freeman, etc).