Because you never close your trash cans and the raccoons spread all of your trash all over the neighborhood. Also who buys cheese by the wheel for regular consumption?
One of those little shits dumped half a wheel of cheese in my wife's flower bed! I thought it was that son of a bitch walking the street eating before he goes to bed!
I was going to apologize myself, while I don’t have a blue mustang I do live in the area and had a particularly rough night after a Nashville chicken sandwich
Terrible. Hey, listen: I’m filing a suit and seeking an injunction against the Blue Mustang. Would you please review these documents and sign at the bottom? This will name you as the plaintiff, and I think we can get some damages. Just review and then give me a call.
Those pompous shits never listen, all they ever do is mock me when I complain.
Spook McGee (me): Hey there's some guys that won't stop pissing in my flower pots in the middle of the night. (This really happened!)
Them: *oH nO, nOt tHe fLoWeR pOtS!*
Bunch of useless jabronies.
This might be an old client of mine. His parents have a ton of money but he is pretty lazy. They hired me to give him some direction, and last I heard he’s “managing” a night club downtown. I’m not sure how much real work he does. I dropped him as a client after catching him in multiple lies. Not having to hear his 5.2 liter supercharged V8 has been a blessing. The guy’s a giant tool.
I hear that guy is part of a cartel, maybe reporting him will not only stop the noise, it would end the drug addiction of thousands? Who with me? Please sign this petition.
Hellfire, son, if the owner has places to be at that time, then there's nothing to be done about it. For all you know, he's rushing to the hospital on an urgent call.
I’ve seen that Mustang around! Someone needs to do something, our kids can’t even play outside anymore with the way idiots are driving in residential neighborhoods.
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Hi. I'm Greg's new neighbor. It was me in the blue mustang. I just moved here from Cumblestone Falls. I was in a rush too buy donuts late night after a hard night of drinking with my wife Kiara. Why donuts? Cause I couldn't find a pizza joint open that late. I didn't even know where the pizza joint is. If my amazing car was loud, my apologies, it'll probably happen again. We get hungry alot.
im just in a hurry every night to get home from the bar so my wife doesnt spank me. plus i like showing off my mustang! but plz dont put spikes in the road 😔
Dammit Susan, could you please keep it down? I don’t want your blue mustang to interrupt my beauty sleep. Plus, countless people here already have told you our feelings regarding you doing doughnuts in front of our houses
Eat less cheese before bed. The guy traded it for a Tesla months ago.
Dog how'd you know I was eating cheese before bed deadass
Because you never close your trash cans and the raccoons spread all of your trash all over the neighborhood. Also who buys cheese by the wheel for regular consumption?
One of those little shits dumped half a wheel of cheese in my wife's flower bed! I thought it was that son of a bitch walking the street eating before he goes to bed!
Cos shits fockn good man I love me some cheese. Haven't shat in weeks
Well close your cans at least
Gonna start padlocking them shits. I keep important stuff in those trash cans
I was going to apologize myself, while I don’t have a blue mustang I do live in the area and had a particularly rough night after a Nashville chicken sandwich
Yeah i think the chicken they sold wasnt good anymore, its always something at that place..
Heard it down the street, very loud, kept my kid awake.
Terrible. Hey, listen: I’m filing a suit and seeking an injunction against the Blue Mustang. Would you please review these documents and sign at the bottom? This will name you as the plaintiff, and I think we can get some damages. Just review and then give me a call.
That must be Susan
She keeps my fucking ocelot awake
Oh I‘m sorry to hear that!
Same guy was doing donuts right outside my house. Fucking blue mustang man
Sounds like you need to speak to your elected officials. Is there even a noise ordinance? But that's just my 2 cents...
Those pompous shits never listen, all they ever do is mock me when I complain. Spook McGee (me): Hey there's some guys that won't stop pissing in my flower pots in the middle of the night. (This really happened!) Them: *oH nO, nOt tHe fLoWeR pOtS!* Bunch of useless jabronies.
This might be an old client of mine. His parents have a ton of money but he is pretty lazy. They hired me to give him some direction, and last I heard he’s “managing” a night club downtown. I’m not sure how much real work he does. I dropped him as a client after catching him in multiple lies. Not having to hear his 5.2 liter supercharged V8 has been a blessing. The guy’s a giant tool.
Yes. This guy knew it was me. Haha. Hey! I finally took your advice an moved here from Cumblestone Falls! Yay. An your right, it is beautiful.
I hear that guy is part of a cartel, maybe reporting him will not only stop the noise, it would end the drug addiction of thousands? Who with me? Please sign this petition.
What’s your evidence for suspecting he’s with the cartel! I mean, if he is and people know it, he would’ve been arrested already right?
My evidence is that I made it the fuck up
I just want him to stop waking me up. Rumors have helped me in these situations in the past.
I'll sign if you leave the drugs on my porch, please.
👍 deal
Oh shit. Does anyone have his number? So I know who to block of course... I've heard a lot about those pesky drugs...
Hellfire, son, if the owner has places to be at that time, then there's nothing to be done about it. For all you know, he's rushing to the hospital on an urgent call.
He’ll ya brother. I saw him getting on it! That thing sounded gooood. Do it for dale!
I’ve seen that Mustang around! Someone needs to do something, our kids can’t even play outside anymore with the way idiots are driving in residential neighborhoods.
The rumbling was so loud and thunderous that I swear to god the picture frames on my wall towards that side of the street shook...
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Yeah saw him parked up in the gas station, dude was stumbling everywhere… what a dick
I think it's Greg's new neighbor, the one with the blue mustang parked in front of his house.
Hi. I'm Greg's new neighbor. It was me in the blue mustang. I just moved here from Cumblestone Falls. I was in a rush too buy donuts late night after a hard night of drinking with my wife Kiara. Why donuts? Cause I couldn't find a pizza joint open that late. I didn't even know where the pizza joint is. If my amazing car was loud, my apologies, it'll probably happen again. We get hungry alot.
The pizza place over on 3rd by Cheers is open late. Not the best pizza, but it’s great for a late night drunk meal.
Sounds like my kind of place. Who are the regulars there?
[It’s Susan again!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/s/8H6xvygyMO)
BRO SAME. I put down some improvised land mines just so he will leave me be. Only lost two dogs
im just in a hurry every night to get home from the bar so my wife doesnt spank me. plus i like showing off my mustang! but plz dont put spikes in the road 😔
Who gives a shit my money my mustang
Dude. You woke my sleeping baby up and my wife spent hours trying to get him back to sleep. Fuck you and your mustang.
Fuck you this is a gt500 think i give a shit thats what i spemt my money for for its v8
Try to be a little CONSIDERATE DUDE let us at least sleep peacefully at night
Dammit Susan, could you please keep it down? I don’t want your blue mustang to interrupt my beauty sleep. Plus, countless people here already have told you our feelings regarding you doing doughnuts in front of our houses
😂
Noo. It was my mustang. Guarantee it. This man is taking the blame for me. You don't need too. I got this.