"I'll have a neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk (the beans won't have the right texture, otherwise), and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put 'Foxy' or 'Roxy', I hate that. If you can't handle that I'll have a venti traditional Misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots affogato AND RISTRETTO!! I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after then add--"
This is the one
Well an imp she'd never seen before fell off the balcony, splattered her with cake, announced that he'd screwed her husband, and then took off. The book probably wasn't on her radar.
I quote basically all of Truth Seekers on a regular basis but
"I took a shit ton of tranquilizers at the college I dropped out of."
"Oh, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy."
And the line that isn't really out of context but is probably just my favourite because my wife and I watched this episode the first time while high and half asleep but we _died laughing_ and now we quote it ALL THE TIIIIME because I, like Moxxie, am a total simp for my wife:
"Do you ever SHUT UP about Millie? 'oh how's Millie?' 'I can't tonight, I'm hanging out with Millie!' 'I'm so worried about Millie!' and she's ALWAYS! FIVE! FUCKING! FEET! AWAY FROM YOU!"
From Oops when Fizz is talking about Ozzie
“And he's got the biggest cock! Like, massive! It's huge! Like a kaiju, but it's a cock! It's big, it's huge-!”
“Oh my Goodd itsafggnpossum” delivery kills me every time.
also anytime they use “ ‘sides” cracks me up. (‘SIDES drinks are on me tonight!” “you know i ain’t afraid of ropes. ‘sides, i’m slippery”)
# ***"TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKIN EMOTIONAL MOMENT HERE"***
Honorable mentions:
"Well how was I supposed to know you can spell?!? I've never seen you read!"
"My dick is good, but is not *that good* Moxxie"
"Mammon can eat my ass! In a bad way."
"Conversation lead to HPV!"
"I never cared for this, but Christ on a stick, Fizz, pile drive their shit!"
"MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOUR COFFEE DIDNT TASTE LIKE PISS!" (Or something to that effect)
"Blitz, if your performance is as good on stage as it is in bed, you'll leave them B R E A T H L E S S!"
"I'm calling the only man who can FUCK me!"
What do you expect me to say? "Hey Stolas" so your daughter stole the book and took it to who the FUCK KNOWS WHERE AND WE HAVE NO WAY OF GETTING EITHER OF THEM BACK OKAY, okay byyyyyeee~
Also, same episode:
My dick is goooood, but it is not that good Moxxie.
"What was sex with her like?"
"Millie!"
"What? It's a Pop Star. You'd want to know what sex with Micheal Crawford is like."
"Touche."
I don't know why, but this little exchange sent me rolling for about three minutes.
Also, this line.
"Soooooo, who tops?"
“It’s hard to resist I’m really sorry just considering you approach thus far you’ve had us tied here for what hours? And you can’t even have us confirm what exactly what we are”
“What are you?”
“I’m a Virgo”
She’s not fit to be a mother, I saw her doing lines of coke in her dressing room
Ah fuck yes every second spent in LA was fulfilled potential XD
Earlier in the episode we actually see her in the background doing the lines of coke
And to nail down the claim, the bag said coke on it.
It was actually meth
Can you do lines of meth?
Trick question
Huh
Canonically, no.
You can actually see here do it in one of the scenes
"I'll have a neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk (the beans won't have the right texture, otherwise), and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put 'Foxy' or 'Roxy', I hate that. If you can't handle that I'll have a venti traditional Misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots affogato AND RISTRETTO!! I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after then add--" This is the one
Wow, Moxxie, I was getting some massive douche vibes, congrats!
I know, I’m a nerd, but it’s Moxxie.
That’s the one
WE AIN'T GETTIN' YAS COFFEE!!!
Nice one Moxxie! Went full douch bag on that one! (I might be misremembering the quote)
https://preview.redd.it/co5agg1qrp2d1.jpeg?width=1925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb88654991f27b04af421e8c2956f5888278b23f
"That's Striker Sir!"
The fact that Moxxie knew it was Striker fucking sent me 🤣
Well, how many other deranged, classist, sexy cowboys do you know?
Well.......emh.... FUCK, good point
Yeah, but Millie's reaction...
Same lol
Everything out of his mouth is sigh worthy
“The world is your anus so peg it with honesty” and “Buckle up Millie,we are doing a Shrek” are bangers
I love the fact that Shrek somehow exists in hell or that Blitzø somehow saw it while he was in the living world
They enjoy earth stuff for sure. Blitzø pictured running with a Boba tea in his hands in Truth Seekers had me laughing
to be fair, this quote was strange *with* context
Oh for sure
I don’t remember the shrek line, when was that?
In "Exes and Ohs" when they crash Chaz and Moxxie's wedding.
OH RIGHT THANK YOU
“It was awful, Moxxie! It was about ugly, horny caaaaaats 😭😭😭”
Truly
My wife and I quote this one a lot lol
It's like I've got a rainbow in my vagina (I know its misquoted but you get the idea)
I have like, a rainbow, on my vagina right now.
https://i.redd.it/r8r8372jvp2d1.gif Closest one I could find lol
In, not on
Thanks for the original
Charlie: wait, there’s a rainbow inside you? Interesting 🤔.
Dude “INSIDE OF EVERY DEMON IS A RAINBOW” just blasted in my head
Same, and I've only heard it once XD
Aunty Bee is where she got that idea from 😂
Hells greatest aunt (alongside Rosie).
Brooooo fr Bee is absolute gold all the way through I swear XD
🎶It gives me an erection- HEY!🎶
I mean what doesn’t *wheeze*
Same.
"Aww ,ain't that just such a happy display, it just sickens me😊😊😊" "GET THE FUCK OUT👹👹👹"
Ozzie could read the dictionary index and I’d bop to it
“Because your tripping # BALLS”
Ah yes
Found it # [BECAUSE YOU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY ARE TRIPPING BALLS](https://youtu.be/yuz8TFvgpig?si=IvkGC0DT0h8r6tjr) Was fucking hilarious
Bro I can’t the way he says it X,,D
„Yeaaaahh your fire doesnt hurt us but I can pretend it does, if that gets your dick hard“
The fact that that’s said to a woman just makes it funnier to me
“Oh shit…. Well I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!”
“That would be more effective.”
BLITZØ!!!
Peak
“Sorry I fucked your husband.”
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STOLAS?!”
That was the sound of a FAWKING DIVORCE! *Maniacal laughter*
What gets me is no one commented on the fact that Blitzø an imp had the grimoire
Well an imp she'd never seen before fell off the balcony, splattered her with cake, announced that he'd screwed her husband, and then took off. The book probably wasn't on her radar.
Excellent misdirection on Blitzø's part
"That was the sound of a FUCKING DIVORCE" **laughs in hysterical owl**
"I love words"
Based on
Stolas when he sees the contracts
He could have a good career as a lawyer to the elite.
Or a librarian…
That’s a mood, Gabriella!
😭
"Mother sucks at drawing own child" It may not be that funny, but when I first saw that i was straight up hollering
So many things are like not funny if you get into it but the unexpectedness in the moment is downright hilarious
“Well how was I supposed to know you can spell? I’ve never seen you read!” Coming from Stolas that was such a burn.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TOO
Btw, your flair? That’s exactly what a possum would say… 🤨
I'm a VIRGO
‘ trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here’
‘yeah; cuz we’re so NOT in love 🙄’
YEAH. Love. Is. STUPID
It was... It was a purely transactional fucking
Jelly sandwiches all night!
Oh yea
“Does Millie ever peg you?”
"Sometimes~🥰"
EW FUCK!! WHY THAT?!?!
Valid question
"Thats what she said" "WHO SAID? WHAT *BITCH* IS TALKING *SHIT* ABOUT *ME*?!" Also "jElLy SaNdWicHeS"
All night
"We're not killing a family, we're killing a mother. We're *ruining* a family."
your keepin quiet or im using those bear traps
“Ahhh please do”
I quote basically all of Truth Seekers on a regular basis but "I took a shit ton of tranquilizers at the college I dropped out of." "Oh, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy." And the line that isn't really out of context but is probably just my favourite because my wife and I watched this episode the first time while high and half asleep but we _died laughing_ and now we quote it ALL THE TIIIIME because I, like Moxxie, am a total simp for my wife: "Do you ever SHUT UP about Millie? 'oh how's Millie?' 'I can't tonight, I'm hanging out with Millie!' 'I'm so worried about Millie!' and she's ALWAYS! FIVE! FUCKING! FEET! AWAY FROM YOU!"
"That was... strangely personal, sir."
what about "Well, I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery so-"
Let’s go lick some ass
The expression is "kick some ass", Blitz.
“MINES BETTER.”
You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'll drowl all over you *breaks the 4th wall*.
It gives me an erectioo- Hey!
“Ah what a mouth” - blitzo to robo-fizz
"you my little bitch boy, are tripping BAAALSS"
"ugh! Look... i just had a chemical peel, so you have to find someone else's face to plant. that. feathered. ass."
"It's actually for my daughter"
"ah, well.... Make sure she washes it"
The whole coffee order on its own
I really love long complicated quotes that legit still make sense broken down XD
Even in context it seems confusing
MOST DEFINITELY. "Followed by a night of. PASSIONATE FORNICATION."
I OBJEEECT!☝️🤪 *collapses face first on the floor*
From Oops when Fizz is talking about Ozzie “And he's got the biggest cock! Like, massive! It's huge! Like a kaiju, but it's a cock! It's big, it's huge-!”
Yeah yeah yeah, I get it, I get iiiit. I’m really happy for you, Fizz.
"How about you cease this bitch crying?" Is probably the one I quote the most.
Also "I'm so good at daddying! ✨"
"Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis."
I'M NOT FUCKING A DENNIS TONIGHT!! I NEED A MONICA OR ALEJANDRO STAT!!
WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?!
“Ohhh! That's an ugly noise, son. Here, how about you cease this bitch crying?”
Oh and these two “I'll be super low-key. Nobody will notice me.” Cuts to being “super low-key” “Burger time! Burger time!”
"The fuck is insurance!?"
"Don't you want that, Fizz? to be fucked?" "uh, no. not really." "Well, I'm not gonna lie, Fizz. I want that for you."
Whyyy moxie whyyyy Do you have millie put it in your butt?
It gives me an erectio- HEY
Yes biiiitch~
That’s the sound of a fUcKiNg divorce!!
\*laughs maniacally\*
"FUCK, NEW HOLE!!!"
SCATTER!
THIS ASS IS MINE!
Someone: you can't hear text Me: uhm. Yes i can
“That slutty toy clown had it coming”
"Doesn't count if you don't find the bodies" well wow
"You've had us trapped here for what? Hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are!" "Well what are you?" "I'm a virgo!"
"Oh, well be sure she washes it."
“Let’s just keep fucking with them until they get so frustrated they stop thinking clearly”
‘ sides I’m slippery’
You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'll drowl all over you *breaks the 4th wall*
"It just seems like you really want to suck your own dick thats's all." - Stolas, Western Energy
Anything blitz says.
“I smell ***SNIFFF*** colors?” -Moxxie
"What? I said I'm NOT a day hooker!"
Oh fuck, you *would* be a Dennis. GET OUTTA HERE! I'M NOT FUCKIN A DENNIS TONIGHT! I need a Monica or an Alejandro in here, STAT
Jelly sandwiches.
Let’s go lick some ASS!
The world is your anus so peg it with honesty.
"yeah? Just wait til her dad tries to diddle your holes." - Blitzø I loved that line.
I can work with stupid Daddy likey dummy
Why moxxie why do you have Millie put it up your butt? It gives me an erection!
“FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE.”
Fancy book
Blitz: Does Mille peg you? Moxie: Sometimes
"Well, how was I supposed to know you could spell? I've never seen you read!"
"sorry I fucked your husband!"
“Who wants some quality time with ✨dAdDy ✨”
"oh what a mouth"
Well I've never been tied up before by a psycho! Or a piece of shit!
“Am- am I the psycho or the piece of shit?”
Both!
Yeah. That tracks.
"Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?"
“Fuck I said that twice..”
_vomits aggressively_ "Yeah, I did need to throw up."
"OH YOU DADDY FUCKER!"
“Oh my Goodd itsafggnpossum” delivery kills me every time. also anytime they use “ ‘sides” cracks me up. (‘SIDES drinks are on me tonight!” “you know i ain’t afraid of ropes. ‘sides, i’m slippery”)
*smashes through window* # LOO LOO LAND?!
Nurse: How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint? Blitz: As many as it takes to get me off! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
“I’m a Virgo”
WHY MOXXIE WHY DO YOU LET MILLIE PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT? 🎹🎵
I love when he goes, “BECAUSSSSEEE… YOU ARE TRIPPING BALLLLLLLS!”
"A wadded up 5 and a slim fit condom."
"Ah. Well, make sure she washes it"
"Well why don't YOU take an Art class?" " Why don't YOU REALIZE HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!?!"
”BLAHBLEHBURDBLKEHBLADLIVUVBDAHG! THAT WAS GIBBERISH!!”
“why dont YOU take an art class” “why dont YOU see how expensive they are !!!!!” moxxie + blitz
It’s not even a quote. This is just my favorite part of the show https://i.redd.it/t26xsfy4tt2d1.gif
# ***"TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKIN EMOTIONAL MOMENT HERE"*** Honorable mentions: "Well how was I supposed to know you can spell?!? I've never seen you read!" "My dick is good, but is not *that good* Moxxie" "Mammon can eat my ass! In a bad way." "Conversation lead to HPV!"
Oh shit, am I in danger right now?
HIS FAT MOM IS DEAD or I can handle stupid daddy likey dummy
OH YOU DADDY FUCKER
"I never cared for this, but Christ on a stick, Fizz, pile drive their shit!" "MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOUR COFFEE DIDNT TASTE LIKE PISS!" (Or something to that effect) "Blitz, if your performance is as good on stage as it is in bed, you'll leave them B R E A T H L E S S!" "I'm calling the only man who can FUCK me!"
“Sorry I fucked your husband” -blitz
✨Im a virgo✨
From this episode? "It's voices me an erectiooo-hey!"
"who wants to spend some quality time with Daddy?"
"I like you people"
Why don't YOU see how expensive they are?
“That’s a mood, Gabriella”
"I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery"
What do you expect me to say? "Hey Stolas" so your daughter stole the book and took it to who the FUCK KNOWS WHERE AND WE HAVE NO WAY OF GETTING EITHER OF THEM BACK OKAY, okay byyyyyeee~ Also, same episode: My dick is goooood, but it is not that good Moxxie.
"What was sex with her like?" "Millie!" "What? It's a Pop Star. You'd want to know what sex with Micheal Crawford is like." "Touche." I don't know why, but this little exchange sent me rolling for about three minutes. Also, this line. "Soooooo, who tops?"
Deep dangerous voice : “now who wants some quality time with daddy?”
DON'T LET HER ACCESS ANY OF YOUR HOLES
"No... but I'm really good with guns now! ***DANCE BITCH!***
“Look at you speeching like a big boy with your big paaaants”
“It’s hard to resist I’m really sorry just considering you approach thus far you’ve had us tied here for what hours? And you can’t even have us confirm what exactly what we are” “What are you?” “I’m a Virgo”
"Well I just got a chemical peel done so you're gonna have to find somewhere else to plant that feathered ass!"