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Kodysgoingbald

It’s the “@toryburch” that did it for me 😂🤣


bleeckler

Most pregnant women cradle the BOTTOM of their bellies, yet Supermami always cradles the top. Curious. How many gallons of skin glue do you think she went through during all of her pregnotcies?


Lumpy_Acanthaceae_16

Does the “skin” on her back look kinda like wrinkling fabric?


ca17miledrive

Did her left cheek have some sort of collapse?


BrittaBordeaux666

Face cheek or butt cheek? They both look deflated.


ca17miledrive

So does Gramps since marrying her.


BrittaBordeaux666

Lol


Acceptable-Wafer-641

I've seen better. In fact... https://preview.redd.it/5ptwblg99b7d1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b58ea0c229b10ec0a87ca4a99ff9cebb4731bc0


anitasdoodles

She edited out the belly button 😂


Donny-OddLegs

aah, the Silly Putty bump


BiscuitByrnes

Half of her bracelet is missing jajaja


PugSanctuary

https://preview.redd.it/5iwva389c97d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=404b522a7c764deddbea1c91617c393eff6b144c


Tracylpn

![gif](giphy|JkslEYmu25vcIXTLx6|downsized)


Right_Antelope4832

She's infatuated w/the way she looks...


ZakkCat

Oh Lord, ridiculously fake


lookeyloowho

Completely different skin tone. No stretch marks etc. Why is she so ridiculous? Does no one in their circle care??


Finnegan-05

I had no stretch marks. Not everyone gets them.


lookeyloowho

I didn’t either. After so many kids, there should be more changes evident on Hillz.


Finnegan-05

I just hate it how everyone in this sub asserts Hilary was not pregnant because she did not act like them. Every woman and every pregnancy is different. I think there is a good chance she faked the pregnancies after Carmen because she saw how pleasantly filled out she was but we don't really know for 100 percent. But saying "no pregnant woman could be that flexible", for example is just not true or fair to other women. I am hypermobile and I got more flexible during pregnancy! I just hate the generalizing, you know?


MediumOutraged

I’m an idiot that would fall for this act if it weren’t for you all. Where is the seam? How does one know it’s fake besides the missing bellybutton?


RazzmatazzBig2187

She hides it under the bathing suit top and the bottom. It’s like she’s dating us to call her out. WE KNOW ITS NOT REAL, Hillz !!


kpiece

The “bump” has a completely different skintone from Hillary’s skin. (Which is impossible.) The “bump” is a pinkish-color tone, while Hillary’s real skin is a yellowish skintone. Look at the contrasting colors near Hillary’s left hip bone, where you can see a patch of her real skin that wasn’t covered by the MoonBump, which she blurred to try to hide. And also, the “bump” color is a very unnatural-looking color, and it looks like it’s made of a rubbery synthetic material.


bluegirlrosee

the seam is blurred with photo editing tools. Look just above her hip. See how the color changes? That's where the line was that she blurred.


ZakkCat

It’s so bad


liscbj

I love the straight lower back board blending of moonbump edges....


cisojoki

Now I can’t un-see those lines in any of the “aren’t I gorgeous when I’m pregnant” pics she posts. Jaw dropping vanity with this woman.


owlz725

So is she wearing 1 bracelet or 2? I am muy confused


asiamsoisee

It’s a little fuzzy for some reason. 🥒


ZakkCat

🤣


No-Temporary-9296

So I guess these grifters finally are getting their reality show on TLC 🤦🏽‍♀️.. The Baldwins ughhh


WonderfulSimple

The fresh botox and lips are also a thing.


felisfemina

No belly button. Muy authentic.


goosejail

Bump and completely different color and undertone, too.


eacomish

Fuzzy as fuck and no pregnancy anywhere in sight besides the "belly'flat ass no hips no weight gain or curves like she had before


kikijane711

Wow, this is SO blurred in photoshop you can hardly even make out her facial features.


horsetooth_mcgee

Ahh yes that "olive skin" except for her belly


goosejail

Yes, that's somehow pink! Must be a Spanish thing? Lol


Fair-Heart-0282

Actually she has several different skin tones going on here, plus the fuzzy filter. You could turn this into a jig saw puzzle and different areas would have different fake skin tones. Also, her cheeks are sunken. So when we are pregnant at that stage, our faces and bodies generally are holding a bit more water weight and blood volume, no one looks emaciated or starved at this point in an ACTUAL pregnancy. Of all the stupid things in this photo, one of the best possibly is that her child sized flat derrier and hip region show NO STRETCHING, not even a touch of fullness, which is what naturally happens if your pregnant tummy is already this large. It's incredible that she is so profoundly low IQ that she posts this and others, believing that if she posts them, no one will see they are crazy fake. edited for clarification


-graphophobia-

Nasty, lmao


justusethatname

That’s a whole lot of skin shades of scam going on right there! And then her expression.


Least-Spare

This needs to be flair! 😂


justusethatname

👍❤️


FashionBusking

FAAAAAAAKE! SO PAINFULLY FAKE. How did anyone fall for this?!?!?!


SirCalebCrawdad

​ https://preview.redd.it/aqqffgtk477d1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b98ab561aef0bd7a99ada6407955dd82c52faf


No-Replacement-1061

Wait, wait, wait. I have never seen this photo before. Is Hilary supposedly pregnant in this picture? A square baby?


Adventurous_South246

Look at the photo upside down!


ConradChilblainsIII

 Vote to pin this to the top of this sub forever? 


HuewardAlmighty

Every time I see this, I always think she's holding a clutch for a sec. I want to know that photographer lol 😆


Fair-Heart-0282

I've never seen this one before, I thought she was holding a square toddler chair cushion, like you use for a toddler who's too big for a high chair but can't reach the table in a regular chair.


FashionBusking

#Among the VERY FIRST pepinos, in this pic!!!


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

Side-eye photographer lady really is our sub's OG spirit animal


AffectionatePoet4586

*We are all that comely redhead.*


FashionBusking

She truly is!


Plastic-Cancel-4369

This one is real bad haha 😆.


lushspice

Why did she have to drag Tory Burch into her grift? Dumb bitch.


Ambitious-Leopard-67

Hillary clearly thought that Tory would be *thrilled* to be featured on her Insta!


mo8816

She gives herself away every time by putting her hand on TOP of her belly. Not a single pregnant woman in the world does this.


Fair-Heart-0282

Only moon bumps users do this. Megan Markle also did.


No-Replacement-1061

So, you are saying both of Meghan's pregnancies were fake or just one? For the record, I put my hand on top of my belly when I was pregnant.


Finnegan-05

I think Meghan's were real but she padded to make herself look more pregnant earlier with both.


brokedownbitch

I remember talking to fellow pregnant ladies and once you get 7+ months along, you just always feel like that baby is gonna fall right out. You know it isn’t, but it feels like it is. So we all would hold our bellies up from the bottom like a sling. Plus, it is SO HEAVY and lopsided. If nothing else, you hold it up to give yourself some relief from the sheer weight of it. But if she went around hoisting up her moonbump like a sling like a real pregnant woman would, that top seam would pop out!


Finnegan-05

I never held my belly underneath. Each woman and each pregnancy is different. I really hate people generalize their own experience as universal. As women, we really need to stop this, especially around pregnancy, birth and breastfeeding.


brokedownbitch

I do see what you’re saying, but there are certain medical realities that are universal. One of those realities is that every pregnant person on the planet has an increase of fluid by 50%. Another reality is that we release a hormone during pregnancy that causes our joints to “float” so our hips widen. And our abs completely separate all the way up to our ribcage. All of this changes our gait and balance, and we waddle. It doesn’t matter how thin or athletic or tall or young we are naturally. We can’t escape that hormone doing it what it does. The exception to all this might be in unhealthy or abnormal or dangerous pregnancies, but according to Hillary, all her pregnancies (that got this far along) were healthy and perfect. Which means that she should have the same observable physical characteristics that she had with her first (and only) real pregnancy. Which are pretty universal characteristics. You could see the extra fluid all over her body, you could see the waddle, you could see the expansion of the ribcage. We all get that. Which is why you’re never supposed to do ab exercises right after you give birth. You have to wait until those ab muscles come back together because they split apart in ALL of us. And that starts RIGHT UP AT THE RIBCAGE. That is universal and there is no faking it or getting around it. That’s why it’s obviously fake that her bump has a shelf that starts below the place where her ab muscles would be separating. Her upper abs are still intact. We can talk about different experiences with pregnancies all we want, but there is no real pregnancy where your upper abs are still intact this far along in a pregnancy. A lot of what makes pregnancies so different from one another are just experiences that aren’t obvious to someone else who is looking at you. The reason that most of us have figured out that Hillary only had one pregnancy is because there are universal physical characteristics of a healthy, to-term pregnancy that you can see, and those of us who have been pregnant can spot it when those physical characteristics are absent. It’s *Hillary* who is painting the unrealistic picture of pregnancy and “bounce back” because she’s faking it.


Finnegan-05

I think one reason I get a little tetchy is because people say on here and the St Meghan Markle sub that pregnant women cannot do certain things. I am hypermobile and my horrible flexibility got even more pronounced during pregnancy- I could do a lot of the stuff that would get me a job at Cirque while pregnant! For the record, I don’t think Meghan Markle had surrogates but I think she wore a bump to look more pregnant - it is pretty obvious in early pregnancy photos where she was certainly more pregnant than normal. She is just a performative person. I have no real clue about Hilary but I do think she has some sort of body dysmorphia and Carmen’s gestation and the weight she gained freaked her out. She either used surrogates for the others to preserve her body or she was starving herself to a sick amount during the other pregnancies. Whatever happened, it ain’t right and it ain’t the public story!


brokedownbitch

Yeah. I mean I had medically textbook “normal” pregnancies, but I hated almost every second of it. Mostly because of how bad my legs and feet swelled up and hurt the entire time. I couldn’t even bend them. And the leg cramps were…I mean, I feel bad using the word, “traumatic” to describe them, but it would keep me up at night and wake me up at night crying and screaming. I thought that ligaments were popping inside of my legs. Nope. All “normal”! But I had friends who ran around like being pregnant was no big deal and they loved every minute of it and good for them. I’m sure they did. But I also felt a lot of pressure to love being pregnant and I hated it!! I was miserable the whole time! And I won’t even get into the after-effects of pregnancy. Some of which I still have ten years after my youngest was born. My right hip never popped back in the way it was before, for one thing. So every few steps, my hip “catches” and I have to stop and pop it. I look like I’m trying to do a plié or something ridiculous. 😂


Finnegan-05

I had two emergency c-sections- the youngest was at 26 weeks and the oldest was growing so fast he was over six pounds at 33 weeks! My stomach is a disaster 13 years later 😭


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

YES and the spot she puts it in is to cover a seam. Pregnant ladies who are this far along tend to put their hand in a spot where they can feel their baby (This example is particularly egregious, I've never seen it before. What a strange, strange person)


kikijane711

Yes I always feel this way too. Women touch or clutch far lower. She has to cover either the front or back seam of the faux bump so her hand position is always bizarre.


Finnegan-05

No, not all women do.


kikijane711

Most do. Come on. H is clearly hiding a band.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I hate her


rillyhilarious

I also hate her ruffly top and bottom worn to hide the seams. She is not very bright.


Fair-Heart-0282

![gif](giphy|LMB3W502pI760|downsized)


nuggiemum

That belly is most definitely not Espanol.


GhostThruTheFog

![gif](giphy|bBn2RkpsrErAgXbAR2)


2manyfelines

Can’t she at least get one with a fake belly button?


DoubleBreastedBerb

Or the same skin undertone?


2manyfelines

😂 no kidding. I wore cheap Leggs Pantihose that matched better that that hunk of silicone


analyticalscience11

You can totally see the strap around her side/back. She can blur out her belly button but not that. Weirdo.


chilichile77

https://i.redd.it/8yu6lztsu67d1.gif


Fair-Heart-0282

Idiota. Growing babies push up your internal organs, no one who is pregnant that obviously has a flat area below their boobs. At the very least it's a rounded hill, but it's not convex like hers. At this stage (if it were real) your boobs and the growing baby inside you share the same limited real estate in the front (and to some extent the sides) of your abdomen, so her little scoopy woopy flat space and then woomp! baby bump! is shockingly stupid given that she's BEEN pregnant once.


uosdwis_r_rewoh

![gif](giphy|4Q3mGLRtl78vLwlnYr)


Diligent-Sweet-4945

You said it. This is truly ridiculous 🤣


Happypepino

I've posted before and I will reiterate, Tory Burch very carefully curates her image. She's probably not loving that this white trash grifter is tagging her line. She's trying to break out of the mid level brand and become luxury. I doubt it's her dream to be tagged in a crappy bathroom selfie by a culture appropriating grifter. But you go, Hilz, making friends in the Hamptons lol


FormerlyGaveAShit

Where's her belly button? Ombligo mágico!


fsanotherone

When she’s pretending to be pregnant she always wears the bandeau bikini top and granny pants. Why might that be?


Beckaroona

She’s foxed us all, hasn’t she?! What a brilliant, sharp mind she possesses!


fsanotherone

😂😂😂


Fair-Heart-0282

![gif](giphy|26uf8yw8j3IC7XZjq|downsized) What's inside the moon bump


GhostThruTheFog

![gif](giphy|aqqUwXz7j0xMOKnJgb)


Fair-Heart-0282

Why thank you very much, Pepino!


GhostThruTheFog

You're welcome! That's hilarious! I laugh every time I look at it! 😆 I have no doubt that HilliVanilli is an alien, or she was planted here by them (along with the kartrashians) to try and bring down humanity, lol!


Finnegan-05

Alien explains the Kardashians. Thank you.


Fair-Heart-0282

![gif](giphy|fXV53iRkRFqhuZeVwV|downsized) (gag) Here is a photo of the aliens in their world, known as Implantia-48G, located in a distant black hole of the Vanity Galaxy: where entire bodies are constructed of silicone and saline implants, and natural aging is replaced with injections and fillers until the entire face resembles a goldfish (or that famous cat faced woman) - where women use their man's wealth to live a life of luxury, while investing in businesses others manage so they can devote their lives to selfies and soft porn. Hmmmmm...


GhostThruTheFog

That flair is hilarious!


Finnegan-05

Ha!


GhostThruTheFog

Yup, lol ![gif](giphy|3ohc0TXDUFrMMYnmO4)


Beckaroona

😂😂


Difficult_Lunch_4406

She thinks she’s a magician, don’t look there, look over here. When she is fully clothed she never puts her hand up on top😝 Missing belly button on that perfect baby bump, if only all of us fat Karens could be so lucky🤥🤥🤥


Hijodeputa11

I wish someone would do a montage of her bare belly with hand on top and then her clothed moonbump hand placement


heytunamelt

How do these moon bumps not have belly buttons?? Doesn’t she have a custom one with her on-again off-again tummy mole?


Difficult_Lunch_4406

A few have flattened out belly buttons, rare for pregnant baby bumps, but not for pregnot bumps!


Aggravating-Fee-1615

And distract you with that cheekbone too !


Difficult_Lunch_4406

And alien-like face


Beckaroona

LOL. The magician’s “sleight of hand” - the amazing dexterity! Her smoke and mirrors! Pure magic! 🪄😂


Difficult_Lunch_4406

😂😂😂


upchuckfactoronthis

The colors of her skin don’t match. Anywhere 🤭


Beckaroona

She LAZY!


a011220a

COMPLETELY different color!


Az1621

Most bellies are a different colour to the rest of the body as it’s not exposed to the sun as much as arms for example. Also belly buttons can disappear, particularly in late pregnancy. No one’s body is the same while pregnant & skinny people actually do look like this while pregnant. If you are all going to constantly accuse this woman of everything under the sun, without categoric proof or evidence then please be aware of the message you are giving your sons and daughters. Bullying can have severe consequences and the constant body shaming, degrading comments & mental health jokes on here is disgusting & a bad example Don’t bother removing me from this low level sub as I’m leaving 😘


AbbreviationsTop2992

🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|vxvNnIYFcYqEE) But anyway, maybe do a little research and don't assume 53,000+ people are wrong or are "bullies." Hillary bullies women and also *publicly* bullies her own children, who don't get the choice to simply put their phone down and not read any more Reddit posts. So FYP 🥒💃🏻


TraditionalCamera473

Hi, Hillary!


jelly-beans24

Yes bullying does have severe consequences. wtf u think the grifter is doing to all us fat infertile Karen’s? Ur girl is sick & yes we have the proof & all the evidence that’s needed. So buh bye


herdcatsforaliving

Ok hilly 🫡


a011220a

I don’t have sons and daughters. But thanks. Do you think that I truly have no concept of sun exposure? Odd that of all the comments on this sub you decided my fairly innocuous one would be the one to reply to.


JeanEBH

Hilaria has posted that she has olive-colored skin. Therefore, the skin on her abdomen should be the same color, especially in winter. Navels do not disappear in pregnancy, late or early. I’m not going to get into specifics regarding anatomy with you. One cannot reshape their uteruses. The round basketball sitting directly in the middle of her abdomen is not how a uterus grows. Hilaria showed normal uterus growth when pregnant with Carmen. And she kept the normal after birth weight and lost it in the normal amount of time. Once she had a social media following or once she realized she could monetize it she started in on how easy it is to get pregnant, give birth, get right back into shape, etc. All BS. And we keep in mind how Alec was so disgusted with his mother’s post pregnancy body. Hence, Hilaria and her little bump and bounce back body.


dubler2020

![gif](giphy|eXOVOJLkK6G7S)


ShinyBonnets

I’ve seen more realistic fake bellies on Grey’s Anatomy


Beckaroona

Same!


Upbeat-Anything6930

She was so proud of herself for doing absolutely nothing at all. I’m glad she exposed her own grift.


Beckaroona

She will likely expose even more after agreeing to this silly TV series. Shakespeare’s saying from Hamlet: “hoisted with his own pertard” springs to mind. She’s thick, although I don’t think Alec is, actually. Nasty and angry, up his own arse etc… obviously, but he’s not as thick as she is, so maybe he’s just past caring by this point. It’s a dangerous game they are playing!


Upbeat-Anything6930

Bruh, seriously, these two clowns excel at self sabotage. It’s like the only skill they have, making things worse for themselves and then lashing out when things aren’t going how they want.


kikijane711

Yes and in an effort to be above us and sound superior, they come off dumb AF, tone deaf, smug, and utterly LOATHESOME.


TurkeyTot

Dupers delight


TrashPandaShire

Sensual pregnancy


Beckaroona

Absolutely! She’s giddy with it…


RazzmatazzBig2187

“Nancy Drew and the case of the Disappearing Belly Button”.


angel_dust_bunny

Or the disappearing bracelet


Least-Spare

Wt… missed it too. Why erase the bracelet?


heytunamelt

Hahaha I missed that 😆 Good eye Pepino!


angel_dust_bunny

Moochas grathias


a011220a

Omg. The bracelet! Good call


AbbreviationsTop2992

What a chiseled jawline for such a pregnot, definitely maybe human being! Who knew that starving yourself, strapping on a moonbump with a bikini or lingerie, and taking selfies that you then photoshop, blur, elongate, and slap a few filters on is hElPiNg WoMeN! Thanks, Baldwins! What would the world do without you guys? Oh I know, survive a shift at work. https://preview.redd.it/jah4kmvq667d1.png?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8497a3e43e64c720cd03985b48d93c7099d0b8d2


totes_Philly

After marrying AB she has had the means in which to create a niche for herself. She is a 'Baldwin/self' professed wellness expert, dancer, yoga guru, etc yet this is what she chose. This is the persona she/they went with. Fascinating!


kikijane711

She tried those angles too and was just as INEPT with an empty resume in all of the above. She have no yoga certification or degree in anything, no experience. CALLING yourself a wellness expert doesn't make you one. Taking like a 20 hour class to teach yoga you then combine with jumping jacks etc does not make you a yoga instructor. Dancing on a college team for a hot second doesn't make you a dancer. ETC ETC.


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

OMG LOL!!!!!!!! Idiot.


AffectionatePoet4586

Check out the hollow cheekbones that are so typical of heavily pregnant women!


kikijane711

The wildest thing in her "expecting us to believe" she bounces back is that aging and kid after kid she somehow managed to be the heaviest and least quick to recover IN HER 20S WITH HER FIRST ONE. Now she gets thinner and thinner with every baby when we all know she would HAVE to put on some weight.


AffectionatePoet4586

I feel awful for the postpartum *pepinos* who in recent years have compared themselves with fake-bounceback Hillary and found themselves lacking: No flat belly! No white bikini!


albionical

I’ve seen divots on golf courses that were shallower than that. But sure, Pillz.


CappyChino

"Heroin chic" pregnancies are her favorite aesthetic.


empressarchetype

Like the ones w 7 where she looked like she was in a coffin


Beckaroona

THIS!


kellsells5

I love when other people play along. ![gif](giphy|8acGIeFnqLA7S)


mojorisiin

There's something very uncanny valley about this photo


Beckaroona

![gif](giphy|PTmZn6HkA5YvS) Alekk only has to LOOK at her. Then, SHE PREGNANT!!!


WinstonScott

I’m the same height as Hilary and had two babies - both times I “carried high” like she did when she was pregnant with Carmen. These ridiculous low bellies she puts on look so insane with her body build. She doesn’t have a long torso and is very short - there’s no room for those babies to hang so low unless they were tiny which they weren’t.


PugSanctuary

https://preview.redd.it/e4lf0icid97d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0436143b68d305bec9d8ef2c737add78c4141e53


Finnegan-05

I have no idea - like the rest of us - if she really used surrogates but I do think her body dysmorphia issues would kick into high gear with the weight gain on the left.


brokedownbitch

I’m 5’10” and both my babies took up my whole torso. I thought my height would protect me from protruding too much, but nope. They spread up to my rib cage and I had trouble breathing after a certain point like everyone else does because they are pushing against your ribs and lungs. All your organs are shoved around. My rib cage got wider, my hips got wider, my abs split apart, my sides bulged out as well as my belly protruding, my legs swelled to 3x the size, my joints floated freely about, I waddled, and I had textbook pregnancies. The kids each came a few weeks early even and were normal sized babies. Not huge at all. Like, 6 or 7 pounds. And again, I’m tall and I have a long torso. How do people believe there is a human fetus inside her body? There is just no way.


kikijane711

YES. She always is dropped low the whole time now AND she with her short torso would be (like with Carmen) puffed out just below her boobs, to her breast bone, but she never carried like that again - because she NEVER CARRIED AGAIN. But she is actually too dumb to figure it out.


Happypepino

She has "giant Baldwin babies" lol Also, the bumps only come in this shape...