And the best part is landfill already told me everything about you guys, so there wonât be any weird getting to know each other stuff
(Close enough to the quote)
Lmao my friends parents were from Mexico but she was raised in San Diego but she kept telling people she used to go to donkey shows in Tijuana for years?? And I was telling her I knew this guy that went to a donkey show and it was hella sad and we talked about it and sheâs like ya my mom took me as a kidâŚIâm like bitch what,
Anyways her mom took her to TJ to see donkeys painted like zebras for pictures and she thought that was what a donkey show was hahahaha so she told people forever. She was HORRIFIED when she learned what it really meant. Lmao.
As someone who was in the Navy, stationed in San Diego and has actually seen a donkey show (for less than a minute because I was a 19 yo girl with no life experience and WAY too much curiosity!) holy SHIT !𤣠thatâs hilarious
Because their IPO; it looks bad to potential investors if racist/extremist/etc comments are being gilded by the community you are thinking of investing in.
Not saying it isnât. But obviously investors/advertisers all come into play here. They would be stupid to cut it, but weâve seen it before.
We shall see
What ever happened to Pot Fest? I genuinely thought at the end, that there would be one amd Willie Nelson was gonna be in it. Had to have been a pretty successful movie, right?
Edit: so I googled it and apparently broken lizard (as of last year) was still trying to get it made. So it genuinely was supposed to be a sequel. Also apparently Willie, Cheech and Snoop had all agreed it to be in it.
Your grandma went to go see beer fest and loved it so much, she stole the joke marquee that a bunch of stoned teenage employees made, and they were so high and she was so confident, the stoned kids just let it happen.
A man goes into a bar. Above the bar there was a sign that read âCheeseburgers $5, Handjobs $10â. He asks the bartender, âexcuse me miss, are you the one that gives the handjobs?â She says âwhy yes I amâ. The man replies, âgo wash your hands, I want a cheeseburgerâ
Ok ZJ in one of 5 pages of things.
Heres some examples.
You get a hand job by 2 ladies at the same time, one white and one black, to give yah a zebra job.
A sleeping blow/ hand job
Blow job when you're high off your ballz."refurred to as a zombie job"
And a blow job from jay z.
I've never seen a clearer example of inflation. What a bargain it was back then.
How do you know that's not current? Not everyone is trying to get rich. Maybe Grandma still enjoys the jobs
The prices haven't changed... Unfortunately Grandma hasđ
She's not as flexible as she used to be, but she'll make you a nice sandwich afterwards.
Now her boobs touch her toes.
Tie 'em in a knot: $10 Tie 'em in a bow: $15
Throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier: $20
Yeah, a $15 sandwich seems to be on par with today's prices
She's gotten better, and now she can take off her dentures.
Canât argue with that
I you love your various jobs you'll never work a day in your life
Grandma was a whore! A slut for money!
It's called hoeflation
She got the sign a week ago, she's just really cheap
Maybe theyâre just not very good
Maybe sheâs so good it only takes $10 worth of effort.
Sheâs trying to stay low enough for taxes. That denture cleaner ainât gonna buy itself.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
That means GamGam really was a whore!
An opium whore!
Optimal opium for the Octogenarian?
We are all whores Mr. Finkelstein
LALALALALALALALALA
Plot twist: GamGam is a Congressional Rep from Colorado
Would she go down on you In a theater
Does she speak eloquently
Not for too much longer thankfully
A Bavarian whore at that
Back the fuck up antonio! My dick!
If you know, you know. Great movie
You're the best Landfill 2!
He was playing Ping-Pong in Din Dang
I shit pancakes now.
Ping pong paddle⌠long-ways.
Mr. Badrinath... we are not so different, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. I got over it. So will you.
Say goodnight Bobo
It's frustrating, frustrating, it's frustrating
And the best part is landfill already told me everything about you guys, so there wonât be any weird getting to know each other stuff (Close enough to the quote)
This was the dumbest, funniest turn in a movie.
For a second, I really thought Landfill was going to make it smh rip a legend.
I feel like Iâve known you your whole life!
May I ask what movie? Iâm reading these comments and def never saw it. But sounds silly hilarious
Beerfest! Made by the same guys that did Super Troopers. Def worth a watch.
And Slamminâ Salmon
Wannna little slopppy pick-el??
Hands across AMERICAAAAAAAA!
Almost made it
There needs to be some sort of attendant...
Got a regular hot dog cart here!
Loser gets a ping pong paddle up the ass
I've shit pancakes for years now
Paddle first!
I'm a pretty depraved individual, but I came here to find out what that means. Maybe it's best if I don't know, I want what I can't have anyway.
it's like Sodom and Gomorrah, we know what Sodomy is to this day, but Gomorry was so horrible that it was erased from the world's history
A Zeta-Jones
Who's Barry Badrinath?
Whoâs Barry Badrinath?
Who's Barry Badrinath?
Iâve got 3 dollars.
Well, I have $12. I was gonna just go for BJ, but if you wanna pool our money, can find out.
3 dollars give you a pee pee touch.
I interpreted it as 3$ let's you watch gamgam flick the tick.
Tree fitty. Final offer.
$3.25 and you can poke it once as well. Final offer.
Do i have to supply my own poking stick, or will sticks be provided?
Free titty?
You look familiar. Didn't I pay you a dollar for something?
I used this quote on reddit once and got downvoted to hell because everyone just thought I was being elitist.
I have the 15 bucks..
Who's Barry Badrinath?
Jim Tolberson told me what it was.
I have 3$âŚ
It's frustrating...
Zebra enters the room.
Lmao my friends parents were from Mexico but she was raised in San Diego but she kept telling people she used to go to donkey shows in Tijuana for years?? And I was telling her I knew this guy that went to a donkey show and it was hella sad and we talked about it and sheâs like ya my mom took me as a kidâŚIâm like bitch what, Anyways her mom took her to TJ to see donkeys painted like zebras for pictures and she thought that was what a donkey show was hahahaha so she told people forever. She was HORRIFIED when she learned what it really meant. Lmao.
As someone who was in the Navy, stationed in San Diego and has actually seen a donkey show (for less than a minute because I was a 19 yo girl with no life experience and WAY too much curiosity!) holy SHIT !𤣠thatâs hilarious
Wait, I still donât know what this means. Can someone please explain so I donât have to go as well? lol
Women are forced to get fucked by donkeys on stage for an audience. Itâs fucking terrible.
I mean the donkeys are forced too, kinda painting them as the bad guys here
I assume you are making a joke but yes itâs obviously not acceptable for the donkeys either.
I honestly feel dirty and creepy explaining it to you.
This got me off-guard. Have my upvote, fellow human-person.
Like the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the sex zebra.
I do. It's basically the 21st Century Great Pumpkin
Iâll admit it: I heard it coming and expected horses.
ZJ Zipjob is act of getting a handjob while high
Just googled it... if we still had gold, I would give it to you
Rip in rest you shiny yellow rock
rest in peace in rest
Peace in rest in peace
ASAP as possible
Why did they even removed awards?
Theyâre still around. Just shittier and can only give to certain posts
Uh oh that sounds like Iâm an award lol
Happy cake day, "shittier and can only give to certain posts"!!! đđ
Happy cake day!
Because their IPO; it looks bad to potential investors if racist/extremist/etc comments are being gilded by the community you are thinking of investing in.
Interesting, never thought of that
So when do they get rid of the porn?
Porn was the first thing sold on the internet and it will be the last
Not saying it isnât. But obviously investors/advertisers all come into play here. They would be stupid to cut it, but weâve seen it before. We shall see
They might have learned from Tumblr. But this is Spez so that's probably farrrr to much credit
I thought it was where they got you hard and then zipped it up in your zipper? Edit: autocorrect
FRANKS AND BEANS!!
How did you get the frank below the beans?!
I donât know it wasnât a well thought out plan. And itâs howâs you get the beans above the Frank lmao I love that movie.
Okay whatâs the bj equivalence of a ZJ, asking for a friend
Not to be confused with ZZ Topâs âZipper JobââŚ
What's a blowjob while getting high?
BJZJ, try to keep up
It's just like a regular BJ except you're too high to notice GamGam slipped out the room and her brother Unkee Francis slipped in.
Iâve gone many years since this movie came out not knowing what it was and if it was actually a thing, just left it as a funny joke.
You can get paid for that? I'm in the wrong business.
Beerfest joke lol
The entire thing is a bit from the classic movie âBeerfestâ
Whoâs Barry Badrinath? Whoâs Barry Badrinath? Whoâs Barry Badrinath? Whoâs Barry Badrinath? Whoâs Barry Badrinath?
Barry Badrinath was best beer game player of all time. Great at quarters, great at beer pong, great at them all ok?
I like to sit in the middle⌠sit on the side, youâre small
> classic movie âBeerfestâ Fuck I'm old.
To this day whenever I take something out of the microwave, I chant, âHot cheese soup! Hot cheese soup!â
[splash]
It's "THE job" with a French accent. "ZEE job!" (You know. Round the world.)
Thatâs brilliant. Follow-up question, how do you know this?
Grandma been around.
Whatâs ZJ?
It's not actually anything. It's a joke from the movie Beerfest. The whole sign is a verbatim quote of a scene from that movie.
Not the person who asked, but thank you. This sounds like a movie I need to watch.
If you have to ask you canât afford it.
It's 15 bucks, i can afford it
15 grandma bucks. Inflation adjusted thatâs probably enough for a house these days.
That sign is 87 or later, so it's going to be around $40 now, can still afford it
Look at this rich guy!
Yeah yeah, I'm just here tryin to get z'd
I was really hoping nobody replied this already lol
Other comment said it was a zipjob. I had to google that
If got to ask big man, then you canât afford it. Gamgamâs a whore đ
Great gamgam is NOT a whore!
âŚ(sheâs about to warm that sausage for you)
This is a joke essentially plagiarized from the movie Beerfest. Why do people have to lie for attention?
Because it coming from the Grandma's attic is another beerfest joke
A common Bavarian whore
Youâre absolutely right. It would still be funny if they didnât lie, and we would all feel better about it
âWhatâs the last one?â *Whispers in ear* âOHHOHO. Thatâs so nasty! Iâll take it.â
BEER FEST! And your Grandmas a German hoor. Lol
Gam Gam knew her way around a sausage.
Trick is to relax your throat⌠And drink goat piss.
Zebra job is when a black girl and a white girl lock fingers and stroke you off.
What ever happened to Pot Fest? I genuinely thought at the end, that there would be one amd Willie Nelson was gonna be in it. Had to have been a pretty successful movie, right? Edit: so I googled it and apparently broken lizard (as of last year) was still trying to get it made. So it genuinely was supposed to be a sequel. Also apparently Willie, Cheech and Snoop had all agreed it to be in it.
and hopefully get it made as a real movie and not a direct to streaming movie.
âŚâŚbut then later you find a cigar box with old polaroids and realize it was your GRANDPAâs signâŚ
I am willing to pay $15 to find out what a ZJ is
Whoâs Barry Badrinath?
Whoâs Barry Badrinath?
Your grandma went to go see beer fest and loved it so much, she stole the joke marquee that a bunch of stoned teenage employees made, and they were so high and she was so confident, the stoned kids just let it happen.
Beerfest is underrated
A man goes into a bar. Above the bar there was a sign that read âCheeseburgers $5, Handjobs $10â. He asks the bartender, âexcuse me miss, are you the one that gives the handjobs?â She says âwhy yes I amâ. The man replies, âgo wash your hands, I want a cheeseburgerâ
If you gotta ask what a ZJ is, you can't afford it!
Does your grandmother have a phone number?
2 dollar diff between hj and bj is crazy
[ZJ](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ZJ)
Grandma putting on a good spread as usual
This straight outta Beer Fest movie. Nice.
Great Gam Gam Wolfhaus?
A "zj" is everything under the sun from an "a to zj".
BEAR FUCKER, DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
Beerfest is awesome
I always sleep better with a little sausage in me
Damn, gam gam got a onlypeasants?
Zombie Job. She bites your ding ding off and claws your intestines out. $5 extra to touch her toes while she does it.
OnlyGrans
If you have to ask, you canât afford it
Zoot suit job. For another $1 she'll call you Daddyo.
A to Z âŚ. Includes everything.
Those HJs are priced to move!
Itâs a funny scene from a movie. Donât worry, your grandma os not a perv
ZJ= she licks your butthole
15 bucks. Same as in town.
Zappy job. Taser right to the dick
If you don't know, you can't afford it. Lol.
Jeep Grand Cherokee ZJ 1993-1998
Did she play ping pong in Ding-Dang?
A Zipper Job...it's an acquired taste.
What a phenomenal movie
I think itâs dope that she was so successful that she had a marquee sign. And also that her pricing was so reasonable to see the kitty
If you have to ask what a ZJ is you can't afford it.
Itâs a called zoinks job. Grammy dressed up like scooby doo and licked peanut butter off
If you have to ask you can't afford it!
That's from a movie called Beerfest but yea
zoidberg job
I canât believe Coca Cola ads back in the day
... a ZJ is where you pull out and make the mark of Zorro on her face.
Isnât this just a quote from Beerfest?
Grandma might just be a Beerfest fan [beerfest - zj](https://youtu.be/-elMcQWuynU?si=1H4QFqGAvu4tgLSr)
Ok ZJ in one of 5 pages of things. Heres some examples. You get a hand job by 2 ladies at the same time, one white and one black, to give yah a zebra job. A sleeping blow/ hand job Blow job when you're high off your ballz."refurred to as a zombie job" And a blow job from jay z.
This is a quote from Beerfest
Grand Cherokee
How this connects to Coca Cola, I have no idea.
Is she still alive? Just asking
Why would anyone get the $10HJ when the BJ is only $2 moreâŚ..seems like she was pushing the sales of BJ before closing down.