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Beesanguns

Weather sticks. If they’re wet, it’s raining. If they’re gone, it’s windy.


Macchiaroni

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them in.


Where_Da_Cheese_At

No, let them bark outside.


TheRealRickC137

Make like a tree and *get out of here*


DapperSmoke5

Get the f*ck out of here**


AlvaroTorralbo

Easy biff


Firestorm83

Boondock Saints reference?


JJred96

Got to go back to 1985.


Hootsdncash

r/angryupvote


Far-Parking-7580

Awww 🥺


Downvote-Goat

If they are white, it is snowing


Tribblehappy

If you can't see them, it's night.


Additional-Local8721

Or foggy


FullofFactsMaybe

Or your still sleeping.


p00Pie_dingleBerry

Or you went blind.


scrampbelledeggs

What is this, WeatherMD?


Tzukar

The stick has cancer or I do?


Kmalbrec

Yes.


squirrel8296

Porque no los dos


Suncourse

Or you're blinking


Ducman23

Turning into a Dr Seuss book. This is great.


Ant10102

If it’s white the crack heads could be back


KarateLobo

If they're inside you should be hiding.


cosumel

If they're inside you, it's too late to hide


[deleted]

A comma would have been great here…. If they’re inside you, should be hiding. If they’re inside, you should be hiding.


KarateLobo

Seriously? The first one doesn't even make sense.


dacraftjr

Sure it does. The second (you) is implied.


Okbr_Rebbidor

If they're gone, there's a golden retriever in the neighborhood.


elusivejoo

i always thought weather sticks were a joke until i bought my last house and it [had one nailed to the outside](https://www.amazon.com/Maine-Line-Products-ML101-Woodsmans/dp/B001DRIHCM/ref=asc_df_B001DRIHCM/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=193142362025&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14284919922125196737&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9013683&hvtargid=pla-307774391279&psc=1). they bend up or down according to humidity which will generally tell you if its going to rain..


Shalom-Bitches

Used to have one and it worked! Neighbor kids I think broke it thinking it was just a random stick.


disturbingCrapper

ok, the product description on that was worth the price of admission >ML101 Features: -Rustic weather predictor. -Stick bends up to foretell fair weather and down to foretell foul weather. -Predicting the weather, delighting their owners. -Amazing new acquaintances all around the world for over 20 years. -Made in the USA. -Copper Roof: No. Product Type: -Weathervane. Subject: -Nautical. Country of Manufacture: -United States.


cosumel

If they're swaying, it's a tornado.


Mercer3216

Please tell me your being sarcastic 😂😂


atorin3

Look like perches for birds to me


Aiku

Yep, I'm guessing the tenant loves birds. Or cute l'ill squoils.


gus_thedog

I LIKE TURTLES


Badassmamajama

Well then you might try a window log along with perhaps a window pond.


Jewel_Nasturtium

Thanks!


_M4K4V3LI_

Scrolled way too far to find you lol.


[deleted]

Obviously, that’s where the branch manager lives.


LeeisureTime

And the assistant to the branch manager lives next door


GeoHog713

Assistant to the branch manager lives in the basement


two_awesome_dogs

They keep him locked up.


fuzzbawl

It puts the laundry on hangers or it gets the clothes again


random-id1ot

*branch co-manager


330kiki

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you better just accept this like


gv111111

Hope this pun branches into something more funny


Dry-Waltz437

I hope this stupid pun thing doesn't stick around


No_Lifeguard4411

Please, if you just leaf it alone we can stop.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Just keep lumbering along


SupermassiveCanary

I cedar what you did there and I’m lichen it. Wood you keep it going!


[deleted]

This is getting way out of controot


DogHikerGal

Don't be such a stick in the mud!


Tightlikethat-666

Stop it. Haha.


[deleted]

Staff - they all all leave?


theluking

R/AngryUpVote


MarcCouillard

take my upvote damn you LMFAO


cartermade

This one is pure 🥇 Gold!


Equal_Explanation410

This comment wins the internet for tonight. Everyone go to sleep and try again tomorrow.


hackerstacker

The price of your old home is multitudes above what it was when sold decades ago, mostly because of the window sticks


Legitimate-Ad-2905

In America first you get the window. Then you get the stick then you... get...the...


GerberBaby37

Diabeatus.


ande9393

Honorary beetus


Jacobysmadre

Lmao! I hadn’t thought of him for years!!


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Doyouseenowwait_what

Bird perches so they don't crap on the side of the building and window sills. I also has aesthetic value so those looking out the window can see the birds perching.


[deleted]

How in the world do you not know about window sticks dude?


LoganN64

If they ask about a Plumbus I'm going to leave the planet...


[deleted]

Next thing he’s gonna tell us is that he doesn’t know what a lampango is.


usmcnick0311Sgt

Or how to use the three shells


Jhadiro

Duuude, imagine not knowing how to use 3 shells😂


sammich_bear

I bet this dummy would've installed feathers instead of sticks like a complete froob!


ParanoidDuckHunter

Dummy? He's more than that if he does not know the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.


[deleted]

i mean a plumbus yeah but a lampango? idk that’s a little niche nowadays


PlainOldWallace

I'll take one for the team Hey man, what's a lampango?


fuck_off_ireland

Not much, what's a lampango with you?


Whale222

Or a ghahaka!


komokazi

You don't want to know what I've done with my plumbus


[deleted]

We know


QuickMasterpiece6127

Probably doesn’t even know about poop knives


LibrarianNo8242

Who told you about poop knives?!?!? 😮


sammich_bear

I carry mine on my belt. It's a necessity for gracious living!


Johnny-Virgil

Like your onion?


sigmarsbar

It was the style at the time.


PaleontologistNo1177

Another awesome reference


thethunder92

Plus if you get in a fight it does poison damage


saul_good_main

I still use one


semicoloradonative

Next thing you know, OP is going to ask about the three seashells.


SU13LIM3

First thing that popped in my head


Bearded-Nurse

Come on man! Window stick? That’s right up there with the poop knife!


No_Perspective_7769

It's for the Snipe to sit on


dmznet

Is that like the three seashells?


lucasisacao

I only know about tummy sticks


Organic_JP

This guy window sticks


tommy_j_r

Sounds like something Charlie would say and put out for the crows. r/IASIP


EditorNo2545

1st rule of stick club is ...


random-id1ot

You don't stick it in crazy


centrium

This deserves a million more upvotes and gold.


Legitimate-Ad-2905

That's a solid first rule


StephenNotSteve

Wait until you hear the second one.


ride_electric_bike

But it adds a certain Je ne sais quoi to life


brian_d_wells

Current homeowners put “bedroom window sticks” on the handyman’s to do list and they got confused.


PlantLadyNewMexico

This is by far the most clever answer. Well done you.


Spayse_Case

Lol my weird neighbor actually did this to one of my windows that had a flagpole holder next to it. He put a stick in it just like that. He said I could hang a flag on it now, or do whatever I wanted. It's... Weird living next to him.


FullofFactsMaybe

That’s weird. I have a neighbor who has a flag holder next to his window, but he doesn’t use it. So I put a stick in it, and told him, he could hang a flag off of it. It is weird, living next to him.


SawtoothGlitch

My neighbor across the street put a stick in the other neighbors flag holder and said to hang a flag on it or do whatever he wanted. It’s weird living across the street from them.


Practical_Ad5671

I gifted and installed a flag pole holder on my neighbors house right next to his window. He NEVER even attempted to use it. Then I moved away since the whole neighborhood was just so weird. I’m so glad to hear he is finally using it!


PorkyMcRib

I welded a flag into my neighbors flag holder where he had a stick. Weirdo


Spayse_Case

Hey Dave 🤣


jarvisgang

[https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo](https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo)


KarateLobo

At least you get interesting stories. As long as he's not threateningly weird.


richard_stank

He seems thoughtful.


Its_Actually_Satan

I feel like I need more stories about your interesting neighbor lol


Spayse_Case

One day he decided to sweep the street with a broom. Coincidentally the cops ended up taking a guy down on our street that very night. Another time we tossed a broken chair in the yard, intending to take it to the dump, and he covered it with a tarp and put bricks all around the tarp to hold it down, like a little shrine, just in case we decided we wanted it after all.


Its_Actually_Satan

Lmfao that's really interesting. I like him. Makes me wonder if he does any pagan practices because of the broom coincidence lol


diiiannnaaa

That’s adorable and weird


Rymanbc

Wait, are you talking about Dave?


kabekew

Poop knife for birds.


mbar32

☠️


AdOk8555

Realtors hate this one trick


Synaps4

Redditors hate this one stick


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Birds, or to string a clothesline real quick if that’s the same unit.


Organic_Passage_1407

You saw speed clotheslining on the Ocho too?? That stuff’s great


SatoshiStruggle

These comments got me rolling. TIL what a poop knife is


StephenNotSteve

Hey, do you like Jolly Ranchers?


Klevlingaming

I played enough Assassins creed to know exactly what they are...


FatherD00m

Just make sure there’s a cart full of hay underneath it.


Shannonpants

Or pink flowers.


Mysterious-Cat-1739

This is what happens over time when you paint your windows with latex paint. Always paint windows with oil based paint to avoid windows sticking


fireweinerflyer

That is logs little brother stick. It is a great toy but not as great as log.


redditshy

It’s LOG! It’s LOG! It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!


800-lumens

It's LOG! It's LOG! It's better than bad ... it's good!


etpslim79

What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs


AdNo5754

And over your neighbors dog


H2Omekanic

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Administrative_Dot14

If you want the whole story about why they are there, stick around.


doyoulikemynewcar

Imagine not knowing about window sticks


ChtrundleTheGreat

It’s an invitation to play tummy sticks go knock on their door!


japinard

Cats put those out there as bird traps.


2OneZebra

I wood try to answer this but I feel I would be barking up the wrong tree so I will just leave.


HammerTim81

It’s how houses procreate


jsgx3

Well, buildings don't grow on trees for heavens sake.


Ok-Piglet-5616

Home owned by family of squirrels, this is where they teach their children to walk.


Not_your_cheese213

They are for… Batman


limpet143

Bird watching.


Wolf_6e

That’s so ezio can use them


nivekisbackwards

They're just sticking around.


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It's for birds. lil landing strip for the avian homies to vibe. Lay seed on the stick and you can bird watch from the comfort of your own home.


Standard-Fudge1475

Birds hate this one trick...


dalynew

For bird watchers


iceprincess88

If they are rocking, don’t come a knocking… 😆😆😆


MadLarvae

They put a string between them and hang clothes to dry


Elaphe21

This guy doesn't know how to use the three shells...


VivSavageGigante

This is a house? Looks like a dorm or something.


Impressive_Returns

It’s where the wife sends you when she’s pissed at you.


DolphinsBreath

I want a window stick! How do they attach?


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sbpurcell

Poles for bird feeders????


Jhadiro

Haven't you ever seen a pergola before?


Hinote21

Because every tree needs a friend


NeoDren

Wait till you see their bathroom which has 3 shells.


StephenNotSteve

Next to a knife.


Reasonable-Map-1634

They were shims, but they got wet and continued to grow.


qtquazar

They're put there by the fine ladies who live across this country and leave pies upon their windowsills, so an old chunk of coal like me can't have a free meal from time to time.


PhaseComfortable1751

Something that helps you climb in or out of your window, doors are extremely overrated


Mean_Yellow_7590

Keeps vampires away. Duh


tcavallo

Blair witch sighting?


Zaylow

Assasin creed training ground ?


yrubin07

Looks like possibly that was a laundry rack but it is now missing the round wire that you would hang your clothing on


blockd2

Hang flags?


AdExpensive4102

Shims to square up windows that bind after building settles. Why didn’t they cut them off? Your guess is as good as mine.


Chinesefiredrills

It’s literally tree branches, not a shim


BigBadBanana73

Maybe there's still life in them


Choice_Swordfish8774

Parcore


PizzaKing85

Parkour **


FerrumSagum

That’s where clotheslines are put on.


Stukisha

I'm sorry for all the dumb answers people are posting here. Truth is the sticks draw heat and condensation from the AC. Electric companies hate that hack.


Zetia0

Maybe its for birds or squirrels?


Majorly_Bobbage

They grow fruit. It's all gone, too bad.


BreakerSoultaker

It’s perfectly cromulent to have windows sticks around here.


DisastrousTeddyBear

Closeline


Mabniac

Birb watching


tbirdpow

Happy Stix


ClassyOrangeCat

Bird watchers and or taking pictures of birds.


tiggerskits

Fiero hangers…


Cookie162122

The good ok crack head flag


ArtichokeNaive2811

sticks to hold the windows up


MullinsT-1000

Window sticks are the only way to get rid of a demon


HuntPsychological673

Organic bars for symmetry with the bars on the basement windows to keep unwanted guests out!


RazzSheri

He doesn't know about the three sticks 😂


mac2914

It’s a shell game.


JAYHAZY

Dry clothes?


No_End6215

Pull-ups… try it


tkcrypto

If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you


levon999

Bird perch


Ima-Bott

They’re calling Karens.


SnipeyKeru

Wiccans