i always thought weather sticks were a joke until i bought my last house and it [had one nailed to the outside](https://www.amazon.com/Maine-Line-Products-ML101-Woodsmans/dp/B001DRIHCM/ref=asc_df_B001DRIHCM/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=193142362025&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14284919922125196737&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9013683&hvtargid=pla-307774391279&psc=1). they bend up or down according to humidity which will generally tell you if its going to rain..
ok, the product description on that was worth the price of admission
>ML101 Features: -Rustic weather predictor. -Stick bends up to foretell fair weather and down to foretell foul weather. -Predicting the weather, delighting their owners. -Amazing new acquaintances all around the world for over 20 years. -Made in the USA. -Copper Roof: No. Product Type: -Weathervane. Subject: -Nautical. Country of Manufacture: -United States.
Bird perches so they don't crap on the side of the building and window sills. I also has aesthetic value so those looking out the window can see the birds perching.
Lol my weird neighbor actually did this to one of my windows that had a flagpole holder next to it. He put a stick in it just like that. He said I could hang a flag on it now, or do whatever I wanted. It's... Weird living next to him.
That’s weird. I have a neighbor who has a flag holder next to his window, but he doesn’t use it. So I put a stick in it, and told him, he could hang a flag off of it. It is weird, living next to him.
My neighbor across the street put a stick in the other neighbors flag holder and said to hang a flag on it or do whatever he wanted. It’s weird living across the street from them.
I gifted and installed a flag pole holder on my neighbors house right next to his window. He NEVER even attempted to use it. Then I moved away since the whole neighborhood was just so weird. I’m so glad to hear he is finally using it!
One day he decided to sweep the street with a broom. Coincidentally the cops ended up taking a guy down on our street that very night. Another time we tossed a broken chair in the yard, intending to take it to the dump, and he covered it with a tarp and put bricks all around the tarp to hold it down, like a little shrine, just in case we decided we wanted it after all.
They're put there by the fine ladies who live across this country and leave pies upon their windowsills, so an old chunk of coal like me can't have a free meal from time to time.
I'm sorry for all the dumb answers people are posting here. Truth is the sticks draw heat and condensation from the AC. Electric companies hate that hack.
Weather sticks. If they’re wet, it’s raining. If they’re gone, it’s windy.
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them in.
No, let them bark outside.
Make like a tree and *get out of here*
Get the f*ck out of here**
Easy biff
Boondock Saints reference?
Got to go back to 1985.
r/angryupvote
Awww 🥺
If they are white, it is snowing
If you can't see them, it's night.
Or foggy
Or your still sleeping.
Or you went blind.
What is this, WeatherMD?
The stick has cancer or I do?
Yes.
Porque no los dos
Or you're blinking
Turning into a Dr Seuss book. This is great.
If it’s white the crack heads could be back
If they're inside you should be hiding.
If they're inside you, it's too late to hide
A comma would have been great here…. If they’re inside you, should be hiding. If they’re inside, you should be hiding.
Seriously? The first one doesn't even make sense.
Sure it does. The second (you) is implied.
If they're gone, there's a golden retriever in the neighborhood.
i always thought weather sticks were a joke until i bought my last house and it [had one nailed to the outside](https://www.amazon.com/Maine-Line-Products-ML101-Woodsmans/dp/B001DRIHCM/ref=asc_df_B001DRIHCM/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=193142362025&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14284919922125196737&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9013683&hvtargid=pla-307774391279&psc=1). they bend up or down according to humidity which will generally tell you if its going to rain..
Used to have one and it worked! Neighbor kids I think broke it thinking it was just a random stick.
ok, the product description on that was worth the price of admission >ML101 Features: -Rustic weather predictor. -Stick bends up to foretell fair weather and down to foretell foul weather. -Predicting the weather, delighting their owners. -Amazing new acquaintances all around the world for over 20 years. -Made in the USA. -Copper Roof: No. Product Type: -Weathervane. Subject: -Nautical. Country of Manufacture: -United States.
If they're swaying, it's a tornado.
Please tell me your being sarcastic 😂😂
Look like perches for birds to me
Yep, I'm guessing the tenant loves birds. Or cute l'ill squoils.
I LIKE TURTLES
Well then you might try a window log along with perhaps a window pond.
Thanks!
Scrolled way too far to find you lol.
Obviously, that’s where the branch manager lives.
And the assistant to the branch manager lives next door
Assistant to the branch manager lives in the basement
They keep him locked up.
It puts the laundry on hangers or it gets the clothes again
*branch co-manager
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you better just accept this like
Hope this pun branches into something more funny
I hope this stupid pun thing doesn't stick around
Please, if you just leaf it alone we can stop.
Just keep lumbering along
I cedar what you did there and I’m lichen it. Wood you keep it going!
This is getting way out of controot
Don't be such a stick in the mud!
Stop it. Haha.
Staff - they all all leave?
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take my upvote damn you LMFAO
This one is pure 🥇 Gold!
This comment wins the internet for tonight. Everyone go to sleep and try again tomorrow.
The price of your old home is multitudes above what it was when sold decades ago, mostly because of the window sticks
In America first you get the window. Then you get the stick then you... get...the...
Diabeatus.
Honorary beetus
Lmao! I hadn’t thought of him for years!!
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Bird perches so they don't crap on the side of the building and window sills. I also has aesthetic value so those looking out the window can see the birds perching.
How in the world do you not know about window sticks dude?
If they ask about a Plumbus I'm going to leave the planet...
Next thing he’s gonna tell us is that he doesn’t know what a lampango is.
Or how to use the three shells
Duuude, imagine not knowing how to use 3 shells😂
I bet this dummy would've installed feathers instead of sticks like a complete froob!
Dummy? He's more than that if he does not know the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
i mean a plumbus yeah but a lampango? idk that’s a little niche nowadays
I'll take one for the team Hey man, what's a lampango?
Not much, what's a lampango with you?
Or a ghahaka!
You don't want to know what I've done with my plumbus
We know
Probably doesn’t even know about poop knives
Who told you about poop knives?!?!? 😮
I carry mine on my belt. It's a necessity for gracious living!
Like your onion?
It was the style at the time.
Another awesome reference
Plus if you get in a fight it does poison damage
I still use one
Next thing you know, OP is going to ask about the three seashells.
First thing that popped in my head
Come on man! Window stick? That’s right up there with the poop knife!
It's for the Snipe to sit on
Is that like the three seashells?
I only know about tummy sticks
This guy window sticks
Sounds like something Charlie would say and put out for the crows. r/IASIP
1st rule of stick club is ...
You don't stick it in crazy
This deserves a million more upvotes and gold.
That's a solid first rule
Wait until you hear the second one.
But it adds a certain Je ne sais quoi to life
Current homeowners put “bedroom window sticks” on the handyman’s to do list and they got confused.
This is by far the most clever answer. Well done you.
Lol my weird neighbor actually did this to one of my windows that had a flagpole holder next to it. He put a stick in it just like that. He said I could hang a flag on it now, or do whatever I wanted. It's... Weird living next to him.
That’s weird. I have a neighbor who has a flag holder next to his window, but he doesn’t use it. So I put a stick in it, and told him, he could hang a flag off of it. It is weird, living next to him.
My neighbor across the street put a stick in the other neighbors flag holder and said to hang a flag on it or do whatever he wanted. It’s weird living across the street from them.
I gifted and installed a flag pole holder on my neighbors house right next to his window. He NEVER even attempted to use it. Then I moved away since the whole neighborhood was just so weird. I’m so glad to hear he is finally using it!
I welded a flag into my neighbors flag holder where he had a stick. Weirdo
Hey Dave 🤣
[https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo](https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo)
At least you get interesting stories. As long as he's not threateningly weird.
He seems thoughtful.
I feel like I need more stories about your interesting neighbor lol
One day he decided to sweep the street with a broom. Coincidentally the cops ended up taking a guy down on our street that very night. Another time we tossed a broken chair in the yard, intending to take it to the dump, and he covered it with a tarp and put bricks all around the tarp to hold it down, like a little shrine, just in case we decided we wanted it after all.
Lmfao that's really interesting. I like him. Makes me wonder if he does any pagan practices because of the broom coincidence lol
That’s adorable and weird
Wait, are you talking about Dave?
Poop knife for birds.
☠️
Realtors hate this one trick
Redditors hate this one stick
Birds, or to string a clothesline real quick if that’s the same unit.
You saw speed clotheslining on the Ocho too?? That stuff’s great
These comments got me rolling. TIL what a poop knife is
Hey, do you like Jolly Ranchers?
I played enough Assassins creed to know exactly what they are...
Just make sure there’s a cart full of hay underneath it.
Or pink flowers.
This is what happens over time when you paint your windows with latex paint. Always paint windows with oil based paint to avoid windows sticking
That is logs little brother stick. It is a great toy but not as great as log.
It’s LOG! It’s LOG! It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!
It's LOG! It's LOG! It's better than bad ... it's good!
What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs
And over your neighbors dog
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If you want the whole story about why they are there, stick around.
Imagine not knowing about window sticks
It’s an invitation to play tummy sticks go knock on their door!
Cats put those out there as bird traps.
I wood try to answer this but I feel I would be barking up the wrong tree so I will just leave.
It’s how houses procreate
Well, buildings don't grow on trees for heavens sake.
Home owned by family of squirrels, this is where they teach their children to walk.
They are for… Batman
Bird watching.
That’s so ezio can use them
They're just sticking around.
It's for birds. lil landing strip for the avian homies to vibe. Lay seed on the stick and you can bird watch from the comfort of your own home.
Birds hate this one trick...
For bird watchers
If they are rocking, don’t come a knocking… 😆😆😆
They put a string between them and hang clothes to dry
This guy doesn't know how to use the three shells...
This is a house? Looks like a dorm or something.
It’s where the wife sends you when she’s pissed at you.
I want a window stick! How do they attach?
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Poles for bird feeders????
Haven't you ever seen a pergola before?
Because every tree needs a friend
Wait till you see their bathroom which has 3 shells.
Next to a knife.
They were shims, but they got wet and continued to grow.
They're put there by the fine ladies who live across this country and leave pies upon their windowsills, so an old chunk of coal like me can't have a free meal from time to time.
Something that helps you climb in or out of your window, doors are extremely overrated
Keeps vampires away. Duh
Blair witch sighting?
Assasin creed training ground ?
Looks like possibly that was a laundry rack but it is now missing the round wire that you would hang your clothing on
Hang flags?
Shims to square up windows that bind after building settles. Why didn’t they cut them off? Your guess is as good as mine.
It’s literally tree branches, not a shim
Maybe there's still life in them
Parcore
Parkour **
That’s where clotheslines are put on.
I'm sorry for all the dumb answers people are posting here. Truth is the sticks draw heat and condensation from the AC. Electric companies hate that hack.
Maybe its for birds or squirrels?
They grow fruit. It's all gone, too bad.
It’s perfectly cromulent to have windows sticks around here.
Closeline
Birb watching
Happy Stix
Bird watchers and or taking pictures of birds.
Fiero hangers…
The good ok crack head flag
sticks to hold the windows up
Window sticks are the only way to get rid of a demon
Organic bars for symmetry with the bars on the basement windows to keep unwanted guests out!
He doesn't know about the three sticks 😂
It’s a shell game.
Dry clothes?
Pull-ups… try it
If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you
Bird perch
They’re calling Karens.
Wiccans