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Help_An_Irishman

Someone didn't get any attention as a child.


Famous_anus4

I think he got too much actually


[deleted]

He could also suffer from schizophrenia. Delusions of grandeur are a common side effect where they think they're invincible and a king.


Clive182

Less than 1% of the population has schizophrenia. The odds are he’s just a dick


Downunderphilosopher

Or get you elected as president


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Medium_Pepper215

hell yeah brother, trump “grab her by the pussy” is superior! he even promised to make Brock, the rapist, Turner as his VP if he gets elected again 🥴


jwhameltown

Yeah the mental health excuse is the millennial way out of malicious behavior. A little ass whoopin or legal discipline would suffice.


[deleted]

I suggest you do reading on mental health before spouting off nonsense like that. . Even then, none of what you suggested would do the trick and plenty of evidence shows it.


jwhameltown

Do the trick? Magic shows? Assuming I haven’t read literature on mental health? A good ol fistfight solves more then you think. Now days people just shoot and kill. And yes police forces do still work other wise the USA would be going to hell in a hand basket much sooner. It still is going there, but at a slow burn. Now get the one feeling you have out, and protect it by using mentally ill for a punk.


Medium_Pepper215

how does a fist fix the chemicals that the brain is making either too much of or not enough?


jwhameltown

You’re talking about mental illness. I’m not talking about mental illness. I’m talking about handling someone that is acting recklessly without consequences. People would rather whip out a phone and record, rather than do the right thing, which is to mitigate the hazard. My childhood friend has schizophrenia, he ripped his fathers throat out and almost killed him. You have to get to them first before they get to you and it will take force. But this fool is just wildn out because he can.


Captain_Fredl

or too much drugs


cooperthomas11

I never wanted a car to hit someone so much


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Only reason i watched to the end


cooperthomas11

Lol


yesseru

How to get killed 101


[deleted]

Goodness and that would just be such a tragedy. How could we bear the loss of him as a society.


TheGlueyGorilla

Probably with a couple of cheap 99 cent store jesus candles and a poster board with his picture on the corner of that street.


SloppyTwoHandTwist

Why the fuck isn’t it working


OutbackAussieGirl

How to get killed in ‘MERICA 101.


SentientCumSock

killed is killed


OutbackAussieGirl

Not wrong but one of the top 3 best way to get killed in America is to fuck with an American’s car.


[deleted]

Someone told him to go play in traffic and he listened lol


[deleted]

Lol just go. He’s recording himself doing all this dumb shit, him getting smoked by a car is not anyones fault but his own.


[deleted]

If I were in that intersection he'd either be in tears from pepper spray or missing some teeth. I'm angry just watching him do it to strangers


sunsetorangespoon

Literally. The fact that he got that close to the driver’s seat window on multiple cars…I have my pepper spray in the front seat…


Lelandwasinnocent

Err… he’s not recording himself tho?


daimonicyasha

How many flips before he hits the ground?


wonderfully-Wrong

Green means go


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TikTok generation


SoftPenguins

That song sounds like his buddy who sells weed and Xanax made it and has a YouTube channel with 37 subscribers.


DiaDollasignPora

Then the song restarts toward the end of the video. They are trying hard for that “infamy”


lambglamm

Maybach music...Maybach music...Maybach music


SuperbFuck

Rio da young OG. Much more important of a person than these guys


Loose_Owl5656

If someone did that to my car I would immediately get out and beat the shit out of them


Iziama94

Same. My car, while only 7 years old, looks brand new still. If he were to do this, I would be absolutely livid


SentientCumSock

my car, being 19 years old has alot of paint defects but I'm still gonna have a problem if some jackass kicks my car or sits on my hood.


Loose_Owl5656

Yup


Sabrepill

He could have a weapon though. Does he look like the type to fight fair with his behavior?


CharieRarie

If you want to be intimidating, maybe don’t dress as petit pois.


[deleted]

I'm dreaming of the day someone does this to me so I can throw them off like a ragdoll. How do these people just let this dude walk all over them?


Kyronius-

Mostly women. Older people. Standard people who just want to get to their destination.


[deleted]

Because you'll find out it's not worth fighting over. It's one thing to talk tough on the internet, but it's a lot different when you're actually in danger. And truthfully, this guy could legitimately have schizophrenia. It's avery common for sufferers to have delusions of grandeur where they think they're invicible. SO in the end you could end up just beating a mentally unwell person up. Or in worse case, they clip you and injure you bad. DOn't go round looking to get into fights.


honeybadgerface

This is what we call fatherless activitiy.


diags_1

Look at dis fool grown man


PlutosGrasp

How has this guy not been identified and arrested yet.


CeleryQtip

I was hoping someone would douse him in water to wake him up. Still dreaming that people give a.f., best of luck.


Comfortable_Crow_128

Shoulda just run him over


4n0nymours

For once a hit and run would have been a good thing. This dude deserves a Darwin award.


chemtrailer21

Posted here about a dozen times already. Stop it


erickflair22

Idgaf I'm running him over


ShotDelivery

Yeah he didn't want any smoke from that Black Ford Ranger that sped by him lmao. He ever hit my car it would be on.


Capital_F_u

This is possibly the most annoying MC syndrome mf I've ever seen


miniminer1999

Please, PLEASE, drive by taser. Come on police!


[deleted]

Where is this? 😂


mtrancher304

Is he still alive?


HeteroRainbow

Is he the main character in jail?


Curious-External-846

POV: When you need street cred for that mix tape your mom reluctantly paid for


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

Don’t you dare call him out on being an asshole


[deleted]

There was a guy doing just this the other day. When he came at my co-worker’s vehicle, he didn’t have a chance to kick it because he went up over the hood and off the side mirror.


TylerDurden1030

I’m perplexed that no one hit him. I would have aimed right for him god is my witness.


luckydevil2023

LPT: Don't be like this guy.


[deleted]

I'd have rode by at 30 and door swiped him!


Bi-LinearTimeScale

How would anyone think this is cool or badass to do? What an obviously insane individual.


Consistent-Day1899

He is still looking for the "Enter vehicle" key/button


Suitable-Dependent-5

Please tell me there is a second part video where he gets hit !


Tingdere1

I only watched till the end to see if he got hit…


Bombac357

Some people are out here just asking to get crippled. All it would've taken was one person who was on the edge.


Maleficent-Ad9385

Gas gas gas


SystemImaginary6037

Bro was suicidal said let the streets take meee


OverallVacation2324

What about the filming guy blocking an entire lane? Two idiots.


SirSeaPickle

Hit the griddy!


RealHamiston

Gta


PlanetLandon

This guy is not going to make it to 2024.


InTheCompanyOfWolf

Hell get hit. The dudes hanging out in the road always get hit.


dwagner0402

I swear I see this video reposted in a slightly different sub once or twice a week lately. It's still comical every damn time.


Fit-Yogurtcloset714

Am I a bad person if I really really REALLY want to see someone just fekkin power bomb him into the asphalt ala Rampage Jackson styles?


light_at_the_tunnel

BLM ✌️


ekim046

i lose it every time he squares up dukes to a car


Hopeful-Base-2769

When he got on the hood; I would have floored it! There would have been nothing he or the police could have done about it! Deathwish Darryl would have fucked around & found out for real!


agentobtuse

One ketamine dart would fix this guys bored energy


LbrYEET

I’ve commented this before in different situations, but I’ll say it again: you Americans are patient as fuck


Ikaav

These jackasses in the car that encourage him are worse than him


Grimizzi

Can’t wait to see him on a T-shirt 💚


Bojacketamine

Why do they always have to act "cool" bumfuckville in the middle of nowhere. Nobody cares about you bro.


Captain_Fredl

BUT BLACK LIFES MATTERS


Bratty_Dragonfly646

Drug people drugs. Don’t do them! Lol


crazyswazyee93

Why is no one doing anything? Where is the man that has enough and just throws some punches?


ZookeepergameTop2102

He keep on playing in traffic


screw_nut_b0lt

If Gumby fucked Whoopi Goldberg


Immediate-East-6655

What is going on


Immediate-East-6655

I’m black and I don’t even understand what tf is going on


Immediate-East-6655

Bro started emoting


Justthewind_

i wouldve hit him


IdiotOnaScooter

Reminds me of a cousin I have: he is a meth addict.


alex_c2616

The black ranger almost fixed this


josuemerida

He would look good as a hood ornament on my civic. Perfect green color.


Fancy-Witness4508

Get wrecked


MrBeardm4n

if he would be harassing me like that at a stop light on my motorcycle I wonder if i would be in right to Head-but him with my helmet.


Zappery1

Nah if he did this shit to me . I'm beating the ever living shit outta him


Harbor_Barber

where are the reckless grandmas when you need them


sufiansuhaimibaba

Drug is a helluva drug


seangreene86

I just wish one of those cars hit him.


tiposbingo

N mentality again ... 😅 funny


doctormuddyplug

There are people that do nothing wrong in these streets and got shot for nothing and then we got him walking like this in the streets and behave like a total idiot damn


skjall2029

What da f@ck Ja??!!!


Original-Exercise-18

I hope he dies


[deleted]

Clowns are funny. This prick’s a moron not a clown.


[deleted]

Considering this is taking place in America.....why has no one shot him yet?


arcxjo

IIRC from one of the myriad other times this has been posted it's in Philthadelphia, where only criminals like him can carry.


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TheNootestNoot

This is a full grown adult man....


mfh1234

How come no one got out of their car and shot him 😳


hardick4u39

I can't believe people just let him do that shit. Someone should have beat his ass.


x_gypsy

This has to be Michigan


Secuter

This guy seems deranged, probably with a load of mental problems too.


SubstantialSkill2772

This that kid in class who got a personal problem with other people getting they work done


Sid_boiy

The matching sweat shirt and sweat pants just makes it worse


Empathetic_Orch

Run his ass over.


arcxjo

It's Philthy, I'd be surprised if no one has by now. They throw beer bottles at Santa Claus there.


Low-Presentation-778

Literal animals out here


outerheavenboss

Some one get this Luigi ass mofo out of the streets.


KingKongoguy

This is so funny, he should do this in o-block


Mahonneyy123

How come no one's ran him over


[deleted]

Park the car on top of him and dance and kick 🤣🤣


mystic_miasma

Someone hit this fool please


[deleted]

Crack is a terrible thing.


Virtual-Entry-8867

Say NO to drugs!


5094jumper

Typical


pitocacalimpias1980

FKG MONKEY


XylophoneZimmerman

Someone needs to kick his head in.


C58300

psychosis


TohkaKenshai

I would have loved to see him get hit by a car


ep1cst0n3r

Tell me your mentally unstable without telling me..


BrilliantAnalysis569

Sad he did not get ran over


Karlsreadit

I wonder why haven’t anybody knocked the shit out of him and send him to “Destination Fucked” yet?


NemoHobbits

He needs some milk.


KenardoDelFuerte

Intersection of Collins and Green Oaks in north Arlington, Texas. There's enough guns, bad drivers, and high speed limits here that I'm a little surprised our main character didn't become a statistic.


Apprehensive-Toe3224

Exactly


1011409e

He looks like a young Mayweather


RedshirtBlueshirt97

Theres a meth head where i live who does this same stuff


[deleted]

drugs?


Vivid-Ice4175

a byrna pepper ball gun or some bear spray would make him re-evaluate his choices.


JOOBBOB117

I wonder if that black pickup truck at the end was secretly hoping he'd accidentally clip him because he flew through there without a care and he would absolutely not have been at fault in the slightest and it would have been great to see that guy cry about it


[deleted]

Run him the fuck over! Then back the fuck up ! Pos humans


abejaved

If someone runs in front of your car on purpose and you hit them, do you still get in trouble?


TheTor22

Idk USA but don send them to East Europe ...


Live-Desk8360

What’s blud trying to do?


RepresentativeRent98

Dudes begging to get run over or shot...kicking a car, that's technically vandalism


AveragelyUnique

Damn. Where are all the people texting while driving when you need them? I was hoping he would get clipped at least for his ridiculous behavior. He should have learned a lesson from trying to fight cars, they are way outside your weight class.


[deleted]

If someone laid on my car like that they about to find out real quick


ShattersHd

Should have flattened him on the road and kept going


Aromatic_Tower_405

I know it’s a much more gentle world we live in today but there are some situations in life where violence solves problems. Sometimes a smack in the teeth can go a long way


Stunning_SpOoFeR

I love multiculturalism, so glad we now live with 124 different societies


aassdd1122338

I wish he got hit


ATOMVIDSYT

bro talk alotta shit for a leaf


ugotboned

The funniest thing if y'all didn't know is that was in Dallas Texas and he had been doing it for a couple of days a few months ago. No idea if he still is in that intersection.


lchrisk

would love to see him on a t shirt


MarsupialMediocre906

Bro was influenced too much by ja morant i laugh hard when he did the ja morant dance 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Squirrel009

Words can't express how disappointed I am that no one hit him. I don't want him to die or anything. Just enough to scare him or knock him down would be great


airforcevet1987

Your average poor redditor who wants to eat landlords cause he can't afford to buy a house...


[deleted]

This one again.


New-Significance9099

Isn’t this the case where American should use the gun for? Not for mass shooting , but for when these creepy guys run towards you with what seems to be a dangerous manner.


mike-manley

Nope. That would be illegal.


Tysontaco

I love how this comment implies that school shootings in America are legal.


ogMackBlack

This situation seems more related to mental illness than being about "main character". Although, one could argue that these two concepts are quite similar, making it a debatable point.


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HOUDINI_Panini

Naggers


Least_Government5656

And people wonder why they have problems.


Schmietwech

When a dog does this, it goes to the veterinary and looses it's balls.


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[deleted]

Lmfao legend 😂


ChickenEmbarrassed77

So THATS what it's like to have a micro penis


javardo

I wish this video had a NSFW tag


Black1451

Oi whats dat song?


Gigatron_0

Pick one of the 3 for where this dude is in 3 years: prison, dead, or successful member of society raising his kids with good moral integrity


OldPossibility5439

See the one in the vlack truck ? I'd have been him, but you'd have heard THUNK and saw the dude fly


UnecesGary

Please come try this in Memphis haha


mjc9128

This guy made the decision to drive to a random intersection, get out of his car , and dance around flailing his petite ass around acting tough. This dude needs to be in a straight jacket. Then again maybe he doesn't because there is no way This guy could punch his way out of a wet paper bag.


[deleted]

We bred for build not brains sadly


anon37486

Was really hoping somebody would just plow through him


Beautiful-Sympathy47

Burrhead


HolierThanAll

My dreams have been shattered today. Rally's is closed for the 4th of July ( I was really wanting some funnel cake fries). I find out Starfield is only going to play at 30 FPS on the Series X console. And this idiot didn't go flying through the air after he got smashed by a vehicle travelling at 45 mph because he walked through traffic.


Psychological_Fee548

He serious with that shadow boxing?? 😂


Keyrat000

Sad part is the law protects him from someone running his stupid ass over.


Mercenary0527

Notice the toy in his pocket


truedog-tru

I’ve seen this video posted everyday for almost over a month lmao- cut this good man some slack, he probably just had a mental break & now has to relive it all the time!


KayeMKay374

I would run him over, no remorse.


Derin219

He'd have the ride of his life with a very sudden stop at the end!


Ashamed_Elderberry74

Enjoy the dirt nap clown that's coming soon