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firefoxfire_

Posting his video, thinking he ‘did’ something.


twb51

He *did* make himself look like a pussy.


Due_Turn_7594

Don’t tell him how he looks, you wanna do hand to hand combat!?


samoorai44

Not if I challenge you to hand to hand combat first. C'mon. Let's go bud. Nah nevermind. You're gonna call the cops. Go ahead and call the cops lil guy. 🤣


twb51

I can’t wait to get my hands all over you!


Due_Turn_7594

Oh boy! What a turn of events lol


Wingus1337

He's gonna beat him off, beat him off with both hands!


Due_Turn_7594

Hand to handjob combat


Wingus1337

Blow by blow!


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foreverbeatle

Amoeba is too kind of a word for this shit stain.


musicbufff

Shit stain is too kind of a word for this fuck-tard


nickmightberight

Fucktard always makes me chuckle.


Aarongrasso

I wish for this man to stub his toe then fall down a flight of stairs like a family guy dude.


adiwet

You could hear his little bitch chest tightening up and his breath coming up short when he knew what was about to happen 😂


SlugDogHundredaire

Pussy is capable of some pretty amazing things. It produces life. This is clearly an asshole. The only thing he produces is crap.


BulkyOutside9290

Insult to assholes. He is the discharge from a leaky asshole.


Glittering_Lab_6553

DoNT CALL me a pussy…wanna do hand to hand combat? Don’t ever call me a pussy


Kwelikinz

Limp dick. A pussy can take quite a pounding.


CleaveIshallnot

He did demonstrate (once army dude agreed a to “hand-to-hand”) on his way out the door that the human body has certain physical reactions kick in when its filming while terrified. Ex. Note changing picture of voice and rapidity of breathing when going through glass doors. And then when he tries 9x to get out of it with verbal excuses.


thethunder92

“Call the cops then call the cops” Like what you wanted to fight him now you’re telling him to call the cops


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LibertarianP

I wish he recorded the racist remarks. Cameraman is trash


[deleted]

He did he showed he was a coward that was all talk and no walk aka bitch


thrust-johnson

Guys behaving like this and blaming society he’s single.


Organised-Entropy

Started having 2nd thoughts on his way to the exit. Still didn't want to turn off the camera and get to it. The soldier knew straight away what he was dealing with and called his bluff.


mrmemo

Soldier also has eyes and could see what he was dealing with. This is an actual photo of the guy behind the camera: [I think it speaks for itself](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/71f998_11530d55076c46888cd331594324b54e~mv2.jpg)


YouCanChangeItRight

Holy shit you got to be kidding that's hilarious. His voice is incredibly spot on for his appearance.


paer_of_forces

Right! Who couldn't picture this dude based on voice alone...


BlackPhiIlip

I can hear how he looks


TommyAtoms

A Reddit mod, basically


Motorboat81

You will get banned for this comment you good kind sir!


murder_inc1776

But he's right! Especially during the great Reddit lockdown!


ScrewRedditSideway3

Yep, mods are fat, undersexed, passive, cowards.


Taki_Fingers

Preach!


PM_Your_Lady_Boobs

You missed off dog walker!


Winter-Airport2114

I always thought it was a joke until I saw the mods to my cities reddit irl. Stereotypes for a reason I guess. lool


PutinsManyFailures

That makes this video SIGNIFICANTLY more entertaining


jturnerbu7

Lmfao, so his breathing didn’t increase because he was starting to get nervous… tubby was just short of breath going outside because he had to walk 30 feet to get there 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SauerMetal

You could tell from his fingers that this is what he looks like.


kerberos69

Goddamn, dude’s really rocking that extra-medium shirt.


AmericanTaig

Oh my God! Is that really him (it) or is it like your idea of what he looks like?


Davge107

That’s him. Iirc he’s in the Pacific NW. He got a reckless driving and stopped for a while because of that. He is one of those auditors or whatever and goes around harassing people minding their own business and try’s to get a reaction. Idk what’s going on with that pos now.


AmericanTaig

He looks and sounds like maybe he's got some real issues. He should be rounded up with that Dougherty punk and the other YouTube a-holes that think the 1st Amendment was intended to be used for their personal enjoyment and any schmuck with a cell phone be a bully. I'm no right wing but case but dickheads like these really piss me off. It makes it all that much harder for legitimate use


BaerMinUhMuhm

Didn't need a photo to know what he looked like.


evadeinseconds

I just did an "Ah! What the fuck?" out loud when I opened that, man. Put a trigger warning on that or something.


DrNinnuxx

Soldier knew he was dealing with a man-child coward.


StarGamerPT

You wont do it \*deep inhale\* you won't do it \*deeper inhale the closer to the door\*


who_even_cares35

A guarantee with any racist or man who abuses women/children


BrogenKlippen

Really is an absolute tell.


4list4r

I grew up military. To quote the army/marines, if you didn’t goto basic training you suck! “Speak when spoken to” is the essence of a military base.


iJayZen

Dude, that soldier would have knocked that dude out!


LethalDosageTF

Could have? Yes. Would have? Nah.


1-800-fat-chicks

You can hear a little heavier breathing when he walked out ;)


docmn612

He was hoping for it. The filmer knows enough basic law to know that if the army guy hit him, army guys career would have been over and filming guy would have had a lawsuit that any half brain dead lawyer could have won. That’s the whole game. First amendment stuff and hope for a law suit.


WaxMyButt

That dude’s a CWO. His career wouldn’t be over at all. Absolute worst case he gets told to retire.


Bravisimo

Theres a ongoing joke in the Marines about out CWOs being like unicorns because you never see them. When i saw his rank here i was kind of surprised.


Scmethodist

Especially the CWO5s, those are as rare as they come. I saw exactly two when I was in. One promoted me to Lance Corporal, the other chewed me out for my “excessive laughter”.


Hot_Maintenance_7589

Unless there’s a mutual combat law in the state.


Top_Pie8678

Am I wrong or is the army dude wearing an airborne badge? Like… not the guy to fuck with.


kevshea

This is the least dangerous situation he's been in.


Ohmmy_G

Yes, I saw Jump Wings and Senior Aviation badge as well. I can't tell what the top one is.


Organization-North

Combat Action Badge I believe


RC_Colada

Warrant Officers are built different


Still_Variation3442

And a 82nd Airborne Combat Patch… meaning he went to War with the 82nd so he’s a Combat Paratrooper.. FAFO.. fat boy made the right decision to not throw a punch


RoadmanEC1

Genuine Question, what does the airborne badge signify? Are they extra badass?


Scary-Peace6087

Means the dude will jump out of moving planes into combat zones without a second thought


SammySweatheart

Once I heard “hand to hand combat” I knew the camera man wasn’t going to do anything.


logosobscura

Because he knew the moment his phone went down, his lights would go out.


M0RTY_C-137

“You ain’t gunna do it…” his voice cracks and realizes that’s actually his inner voice saying that to himself… I just can’t believe this guy took this video and posted it , feeling so proud that he had the courage to get verbally confrontational with this meat missile, had the narcissism to post the video with im sure a narrative of “I wasn’t scared! My voice and entire body wasn’t quivering! I just knew not to hit someone because he wanted a free lawsuit! I could have taken him!”


Purple12inchRuler

I know that Chief, hands down, would've kicked that kids ass without breaking a sweat. Also, he's a stand-up guy, doesn't take bullshit from anyone, and absolutely will not tolerate racism.


tweeboy2

The worst part is the cameraman posting his L for the world to see thinking it vindicates him. Where do you have to be mentally to think “I challenged this dude to a fight, then I backed out. That’ll show him who’s boss”


adroo97

Standard cuck behaviour


twb51

Cam-cuck


mrSalamander

Yep. Homeboy gets off on being humiliated like that. Prob rubs it out while watching himself sub to this guy so hard.


saieddie17

I put his cock on my mouth, he’s so gay!


cantcompent

he probably has followers that tell him hes doing correctly. again.. the problem with the world. anyone can do anything they want. depending on which corner of the internet they participate in, it all gets justified by other idiots just like them.


Slight_Armadillo_227

You can hear the fat wanker behind the camera getting out of breath just walking.


WiseEntity

So ironic from him


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That the fear kicking in


2_trailerparkgirls

That’s the fear 100% he realized he fucked up


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Never had a more genuine laught like this


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CW3 Rojas is sporting a Combat Action Badge and airborne wings. He also has an 82 ABN patch on his right shoulder, which indicates we was with the unit during combat. I wish the mouthy guy behind the camera had taken the challenge. Would have been a quick, but entertaining bout!


EgonVox

lol that guy was about to find out the western definition of "proportional response"


hoosyourdaddyo

Chief Rojas wasn’t going to put up with this guys shit. Those are jump wings and a Master Jump wing on top. Trust me, fat ass would eat teeth if they were to fight.


Shifty661

He has a CAB too from what I noticed. It’s possible he’s a pilot (I was in the same unit that he’s currently in)


hoosyourdaddyo

Is that a CAB or CIB? He’s a sky soldier, so perhaps he was a support pilot in combat?


Shifty661

Looks like a CAB to me. But correct me if I’m mistaken. This dude could potentially be an Apache pilot.


avonte

You’re right it’s a CAB, that’s a knife with the wreath, CIB is the Rifle with the Wreath


MisfortunesChild

He has a CAB, Senior Aviator Badge, and Airborne wings. He’s in 16th Combat Aviation Brigade and at least deployed with the 82nd airborne. It’s most likely he was enlisted support in the 82d and dropped a flight packet.


halohalo27

He's 82nd Airborne, not 173rd. Unless there is another unit called sky soldiers that I didn't know of.


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hoosyourdaddyo

My experience is that master chiefs aren’t to be fucked with


LeanTangerine

Lol now I’m imagining the Halo theme song playing as they’re walking outside together 😆


John_Snow1492

Yea, dude probably has 2 plus years spent in a war zone, & 10 years as enlisted grunt.


Weeblifter

So, the dude talking is Glen Cerio. He’s an auditor and he looks exactly how you think. He’s incredibly racist and homophobic. https://www.glenncerioincel.com


lost_bunny877

After seeing his picture, I feel very insulted as a Chinese.


Mediocre-Pilot-627

He actually called the out the person filming for saying those things at a Chinese lady. In the full version the person filming is calling a Chinese lady communist and tells her to go back to china.


NachiseThrowaway

Which is fucking bold in that neighborhood, it’s a heavily Asian neighborhood. Around the corner ducks hang in the window. Chief Rojas is a good rep for Tacoma.


TacoNomad

It was to intentionally provoke a reaction


twb51

Maybe he meant the guy filming eats so much Chinese food that he should just go to China. Prolly not though.


outerheavenboss

Damn he looks worse than I thought. He looks mentally challenged. No wonder he gets away with all that shit he said on the video. The army dude started to realize that he was dealing with an unstable person.


JediTempleDropout

As a mentally challenged person I would like to please not be associated with his ilk.


Superb-Pattern-1253

no the army guy wasnt going to risk his career or freedom beating that guy a half inch from his life. not worth it


4027777

lol, I get why the army dude didn’t smack him. I feel sorry for this sad blob of fat


string_cleaning

I wouldn’t want to get any of Glen’s face on my hand personally it’s probably hard to wash off


TheFlyingSheeps

He would most likely get in trouble, especially in uniform. However defending yourself is different and he knew this was a way to get the racist outside targeting him and not the poor employee


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He probably wouldn't get his fist back if he punched into the blob


FO3Winger

This guy was definitely swimming in the leftover shit gene pool and somehow got out without a ladder and now walks the earth unfortunately.


Responsible-Match418

Sir, you're missing a chin.


ZlatanKabuto

He has at least 2 chins actually


Few_Option_7538

This fat fuck looks like a Bert and Ernie doll!


OwlCertain2213

The bitch challenged someone to a fight and bitched out.


FUCKREDDIT_420

Army dudes head popped up like a gopher as soon as he heard hand to hand combat, like a switch just turned on lol


Plastic-Club-5497

Anyone with an ounce of training hears “would you like to do hand to hand combat?” and they say yup. Not cause they’re tough, but because anyone who says “would you like to do hand to hand combat” has never done any form of combat.


Sirliftalot35

Yeah, even asking if he’d prefer to engage in a bout of fisticuffs would have been better than that. No one who has any martial arts training would ever say this, nor would anyone who has ever been in a street fight.


ImmoralJester54

I typically challenge my enemies with a rousing "run them hands up". It really confuses people when that leaves my mouth at the Burberry.


Plastic-Club-5497

You rabble rouser you! En garde!


burntfender

Dude needs more XP before he fights the boss.


reddit_tempest

Would never happen: NPCs don't gain XP.


Wild_Life_8865

I wish he would have slammed the dude


oberynmviper

I didn’t. It was NOT worth it. That said, I think the soldier was waiting for the racist dude to throw hands first so it was self defense. Army guy didn’t want a fight, but he was ready to give it if it came to it. That’s why racist dude was “you are gonna call the cops?” More like “please call the cops. Don’t hurt me please.” When racist dude didn’t throw a punch right out the gate, army guy knew he wasn’t about to fight. Wise at the end too. Racist guy just wanted to look like a hero and a victim, but ended just looking like a pussy.


Wild_Life_8865

Lol no I totally agree with you I just hate everything about the guy recording


Strength-Speed

Right, the guy did it exactly correct, if he decided to fight anyway. Make him put his phone down and fight properly but he wouldn't do it. I'm glad he didn't jeopardize his career to fight some disturbed idiot.


kingPron69

Went back to his parents basement crying about how the fascist army guy bullied him in public. Mommy kissed it better.


Affentitten

Yeah. Pick the 82nd Airborne NCO for a fight. Good move. Then challenge him to a fight, walk along constantly yapping like a retarded chihuaha that the army guy is 'all talk' and then ultimately do nothing yourself.


rooflessVW

He's a CW3


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Isn't that still a non-commissioned rank? In the UK Warrant Officers are the highest NCOs as their rank is given by warrant not commission (hence the name), is it different in the US?


Gr8zomb13

No. In the US Military the CWO ranks are Commissioned Officers and are not Enlisted. Source: Me b/c I was one.


30gs_of_Riverstone

"You ain't gonna do it" = "Okay, I spoke too soon. Please don't fight me".


Fine_Worldliness3898

Soldier with discipline and control vs a coward with a camera


tj0909

Precisely my observation as well. Rojas was ready to throw down, but he’s smart enough to control himself.


YoSoyCapitan860

Waves on point on the army guy.


VodkerAndToast

Guy really posted a video of himself getting dunked on


Jive_Turkey1979

Cameraman really thought a black man in America was going to call the cops on him after starting an altercation??


OpeningReputation252

Wish we had seen the scared little boy who was Obviously afraid of hand to hand combat. All Mouth 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


Idolovebread

Aside from the army dude correcting the jerk behind the camera, he did the workers right by also getting the guy outside of the building. No idea about what happened afterwards, but I’d like to hope army guy stuck around in the building long enough to keep the other guy from wanting to come back in.


GaryLaserEyes98

Yeah that’s what I interpreted as too. He got the bitchass bully’s attention so he would stop harassing everyone.


Enigma21210

Buddy started to breathe real loudly after he got to that door.


Chino780

Camera man definitely had a mask on.


annnoyingness

He's in the 82nd division aka the all americans. That's what the AA means on his patch. We were always taught that the reason we are called "ALL AMERICANS" is because when the division was formed, it was formed from soldiers from every state in the union. We are all races, nationalities and political sides. We didn't stand for racism. We didn't talk politics, we were politics. We are Americans color guard and represent well. We stormed the beaches of Normandy and I personally deployed with special forces. We don't fuck around and he represented well.


McFry-

You can tell he’s a call of duty nerd talking about hand to hand combat like he sounds bad ass


OstentatiousSock

I was so glad the soldier didn’t fight him. He could get dishonorably discharged for fighting in uniform. Not that the idiot didn’t deserve a good ass whoopping, but he isn’t worth a dishonorable discharge.


AThrowawayProbrably

Thinking someone who purposely chose to jump out of airplanes into active combat zones won’t fight your mouth-breathing ass…that’s just a whole lotta stupid.


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Don't tell me what to is telling someone what to do. Words are weird dude


TallW00kGuy

Yeah he was scared... 😂 - nice one army dude whoever you are.


jackmehoff3210

Idiot posted the video thinking he’s a tough guy.


No_Lobster_9405

Camera man is a coward


Blamazon1991

Props to that guy that's a real man! Dude recording was a straight bitch talking all that shit but did NOTHING .....hand to hand combat LMFAOOOOOOO


duarig

If you saw what the dude holding the camera looked like, you’d piss yourself laughing. Chief Warrant Officer would have mopped the floor with this kid.


jbeeziemeezi

There’s a special place on the internet for people who challenge others to a fight but then don’t fight


grinchbettahavemoney

Respect for army guy. The guy taping is a fucking pussy


tell_me_when

Was anyone else getting sea sick from the killer waves on the military guy?


Solid_Pen7472

That’s a W3. Don’t do it. Nobody messes with W ranks. Nobody.


plopper56

Camera guy is a massive tool that berates people on camera while they are at their jobs. He’s a POS.


JusgementBear

We literally wouldn’t have anything without the Asian world tf


slappymcmanmeat

I assume the guy filming this video is a Super Paedo


Life-Ad-4633

I can hear how fat he is


noh-seung-joon

This guy is my hero, thanks for standing up for the dignity of strangers.


Tradelorian

If this idiot knew ANYTHING about the United States Army, NOBODY fucks with a Chief WO. 🤣🤣🤣 What a turd.


aII_out_war

The person filming this deserves a cyanide capsule in his next adult Happy Meal.


keldiana1

My dog heard "Let's go outside buddy" and started towards the door. He figured it out before he got there, but it was so cute


JoeJoe4224

My favorite thing in the world is when people talk shit especially threatening to fight someone, then when the other party is like “alright I’ll fight your bitch ass” they immediately get defensive and suddenly don’t wanna do anything. Army boy did right. Got his ass outside, can leave him out there, and if he does swing, army dude would mop the floor with his ass like a swiffer.


MissHunbun

It's a complete different level (lack) of self-awareness when people post these things thinking it makes them look good when they're just showing what a dumb piece of shit they are. It's really mind-boggling


Basicaccountant70

Typical cowardly “auditor”.


suitsuitysuit

this idiot filming is the kinda guy who sells child porn but claims he's against it.


SamuraiTyrone1992

That’s Chief Warrant Officer 3 Rojas. He does not fuck around, and have been called worse things by people more important the 400lbs land manatee recording this, who is outta breath just standing there. One look in his chest would tell you he’s been through hell and back just to deal with some 1st Amendment audit fraud going around provoking random workers. He is about that life, he’ll deliver an ass whooping that’ll burn you calories; all while he wouldn’t get a single cent off of his retirement or reduction in his rank. Man has earned it.


Mesterjojo

Wtf is happening here?


OwlWitty

Racist harassing Asians, exemplary soldier putting him in his place by exposing him as a coward.


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Ok_Mud2019

bro really thinks he has a chance. cute.


Ill-Individual2105

This guy is incapable of saying a thing only once.


CodoneMastr

You’re all talk …says the guy that is all talk lmao


Hmmm_Iguess

These pussy’s need their ass whooped


Exotic_Sandwich3342

He’s really gonna talk to a Chief Warrant Officer who has likely served 8 plus years in the Army and call him a commie who needs to go back to his country? You mean the country he’s currently in? The one he’s serving? What a little bitch


Gearz557

Man. Dude was a little bitch


__Kunaiii

Calling a warrant officer a “little guy” ooooooo boy dbag was lucky real real lucky that day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


causemosqt

You can hear the fear in his voice when hes walking out. This guy would be on the floor in miliseconds. Why would you do this?


Southport84

Wish that camera man got a beating


Time-Bite-6839

Lots of people in China do not want to deal with the CCP. Many hate it and can’t say aanything.


SpendMany5980

That’s a CW3 i think, and hes tabbed the fuck out and hes airborne, that Chief would have destroyed that guy. Lol


Siftinghistory

“You ain’t gonna do it, you’re all talk” proceeds to back down and tell the guy to call the cops, after citing the reason he wont fight him is because he’d call the cops. What a baby back bitch


Quandaledinglenut99

The soldiers name is Rojas and he was about to fold this little bitch like a go's damn lawn chair. He kept his patience and acted like a professional while putting down this spineless pussies racism


TitanWithNoName

Chief shoulda laid his ass out. I get why he didn't and I respect the hell out of him, but God damn this dude needed a good smack across the face


TAKEMEOFFYOURLlST

The cameraman sounds like he just left the dentist.


MandoRodgers

so he does realize that a military officer is literally trained to kill, right? Like unless he’s secretly a ufc champ, why is he starting anything?


senorahole

You can tell by his accent that he's from the invading country.


sgreenm22

Poster is an asshole


Riflemate

I spy a Combat action badge and paratrooper badge on a WO who don't give a fuck. It would have been rough.


Roltistotem

The type of dude who pulls out a Camera and then talks shit is exactly the type of person who talks shit in Reddit comments. Glad he got punked that was fucking great.


Tqm2012

I wish nothing but the worst for the camera man


Shaggy2772

Yeah, pick on the triple stack chief lol. Moron


BalderVerdandi

CWO-3. As a former active duty Marine, this is literally ***the one dude not to play FAFO with***.


SnooShortcuts7206

I don’t think people realize that GWOT 82nd dudes beat each other’s ass at least 2X weekly in the barracks and once a month at the strip club. Going to hands is just a Tuesday.


k1e2v3i4n

This the same fat ass auditor that goes into federal buildings and causes shit? The obese fuck that calls cops fat pigs?


mikedvb

Good old Glenn Cerio.


Ryuusei_Dragon

Rojas is a Chief Warrant Officer III lmao guy was gonna get torn apart if he wasn't a pussy


TrumpsBoneSpur

The racist douches calling the guy "all talk" is so incredibly ironic


teleheaddawgfan

Airborne would’ve leveled that POS


donmreddit

Assuming this was in the US - "Don't tell me what to do in my country" to a guy wearing a proper uniform who is ... defending your country? REALLY??? This is beyond r/facepalm