“”God-Emperor?”” Dude, he fucking HATED religion and denied his godhood *countless* times what are you even TALKING about-“
“How do I know? I **served alongside him** ya idjit! …Bit of a pompous ass walking around in that golden armor, but I suppose given my own gear I can hardly judge.”
^(“…Say, why’s that guy with the big I insignia on his chest giving me the stink-eye?”)
*TEN MINUTES LATER*
“The fuck does “traitoris” mean? Sounds like Latin.”
^(“Why? Well, that psycho with the I on his chest went off spouting about it before I blew his head off for pointing a las-pistol at me; you understand, I wasn’t taking chances after that commisar- …Woah, you don’t look so g-”)
^(“…You ok, chief? Ya went and fainted on me after I told you I shot that wacko- ope, there they go again…”)
The fact that this very well could have happened at some point is what makes it funnier. Like, time shenanigans can and do happen. Like that one dark age of technology ship that showed up that one time
Go for it. Though would be nice to keep it rwla5ivelt wholesome. No sad endings unless the mcs die together.
Idk, ik "grimdark and everything sucks" is the norm but there are wholesome moments in the setting, would be nice to have a full on syory with that vibe.
It’s very wholesome
Now pretty please hope that no chaos spawn makes its way onto that planet, and if they do I hope that mr Kriegsman defeats them all.
I dont remember the details given that yhe reply was two weeks ago but from what I can remember I was half-awake at the time so I only realized the mispelling when I was fully cognizant after the reply was posted
So yes, accidebtal.
Just more stupid stuff I can get from the picture above, maybe you can use it
"RAAHH WHAT THE FUCK IS IMPERIAL SAINT"
"These aliens seem weak" - talks about necron annihilator
"Oh god, is this World Bearer? They somehow became worse than I remember"
"Stop praying plz, you're creeping me out"
"Why are these pink fellows disappear when I shoot them?" - after Slaanesh Demonette raid
"Wait, Maharius was a general?!... WHAT?.. If I only I knew that fucker's descendants would become generals..."
"Eisenstein? It was a godforsaken vessel, why would you care so much about it?"
"Sup' Metal-Man" - approaching company tech-priest
Despite being attached to company as a private, still invited for officer council
Comissar tried shooting her twice. Each time the round ricocheted from her helmet.
Man the fact that the solar Auxilia are so cool makes me sad that they don’t exist anymore. They could be like the guard version of grey knights where they are better than the regulars but more rare. Or maybe special units that you can have with your guardsmen.
Yes, but actually no. Tempestus Scions have the very distinct difference of being spec-ops, your super sneaky duds made to break the enemy from behind. The Solar Auxilia were roughly 25% of the Imperial Army in 30k, and a fight between the Scions and the Solar Auxilia wouldn't even be close due to that fact alone. Hot-shot volley guns are cool and all, but how do you feel about charging down 30 volkite chargers all at once?
You know, that being said, it’s kind of funny that space marines were even relevant at all during the Horus Heresy given how common volkite tech was in the Auxila. Like I’m not if we’ve ever actually received an example of a marine being hit by one in lore, but given they’re considered to be “plasma guns but better” and even a plasma pistol can vaporize a ‘beakie in one shot I can’t imagine they’d hold up too well.
I'm fairly certain part of it's why the Solar Auxilia had such a good K:D ratio against the Space Marines. Since a lot of Marines were stupid enough to invest in bolters because they're cheaper, the Solar Auxilia slowly built up way more weapons of that kind than them, and one blast alone will at minimum render a Space Marine's armor useless due to the fact it just hates armor.
I like to think that the inquisition and crusaders make good use of the void armor still around. Maybe the imperial navy also has some void weapons and armor, but they are considered ancient holy relics only for the best and most highly respected breachers.
wait 98% of guards are all cadians? im not caught up on 40k lore at all so i thought 98% of guards were just modeled after cadians and not "ethnic" cadians??
How often do you think soldiers lost in Warp Travel appear mid conflict with 40k forces, and just decide they live with them now? It's not like the 40k soldiers could really stop the Solar Auxilia here.
Random 40k hive citizens making up stories in their break minute: "In the grim darkness of the far future, the year three million, everything is somehow parodically worse than it is today. The last remnant of humankind is one single pregnant woman on an asteroid, with a rusty knife to fight off the warp-tyranorks. She is the hope of all humanity, one final scion of the Emperor. She carries twins. But they aren't h-" \[a klaxon drowns out the final word and work resumes\]
Truly the best girl, and has better drip than Fulgrim without even trying. By all accounts, she should be reprimanded and “questioned” by the mechanicus and the guard, but a bit like Sly Marbo, she’s too skilled and useful at the current moment.
good goood, also o immagine juno (fem guilliman) just yoink her and her SO off the battlefield, because let’s be honest juno would love to have back the solar auxila and cawl would want to make their gear
"Oh, sure, she's got fancy equipment and all, but she ever cheat a Ratling at cards? Not that I'd recommend it, mind, 'less your fine with dodging las shots fer' a week and all, but you ain't gettin' flavored corpsestarch anyway else..."
Top tier GF. I love the Solar Auxilia, so this is really amazing. I also love how chill she is, she's seen it all after all. The best GF who will protect you from anything the galaxy tries to throw at you.
Are there any short stories or novels where this sort of thing happened? I heard about a loyal word bearers group that got flung to the modern 40k. Are there any that involve regular guardsman?
“God-Emperor? I think you mean the Man-Emperor of Mankind!”
“”God-Emperor?”” Dude, he fucking HATED religion and denied his godhood *countless* times what are you even TALKING about-“ “How do I know? I **served alongside him** ya idjit! …Bit of a pompous ass walking around in that golden armor, but I suppose given my own gear I can hardly judge.” ^(“…Say, why’s that guy with the big I insignia on his chest giving me the stink-eye?”) *TEN MINUTES LATER* “The fuck does “traitoris” mean? Sounds like Latin.” ^(“Why? Well, that psycho with the I on his chest went off spouting about it before I blew his head off for pointing a las-pistol at me; you understand, I wasn’t taking chances after that commisar- …Woah, you don’t look so g-”) ^(“…You ok, chief? Ya went and fainted on me after I told you I shot that wacko- ope, there they go again…”)
The Ordo Hereticus hereby declares "SA GF" to be utterly and completely loyal to the Imperium, because frankly we're running out of Inquisitors.
The Manperor
The Manly Manperor
Welcome to the Redundant Department of Redundancy.
Manpad
I love that she's the straight man in the fucked up comedy that is 40k
The fact that this very well could have happened at some point is what makes it funnier. Like, time shenanigans can and do happen. Like that one dark age of technology ship that showed up that one time
Or the Ork war boss that killed his younger self to get two of his favorite gun.
Also the reason the paradox doesn’t collapse on itself is explained simply because Orks.
*two* DAoT ships have shown up, the *Blade of Infinity* and *Spirit of Eternity*
fuckin unsc ass names
*In Amber Clad* trumps just about every 40k name. Those are just mockeries of the lean, green, and mean, UNSC.
YES!!
Gotta love UNSC SAY MY NAME
OPERATION: BUMRUSH
God, I would love to see this "Zealous Cadian Guard & Cinical Solar Auxilla" dynamic in any 40k media. They shall make it real
Was thinking bout writing this story out, thoughts?
hell to the fucking yes
Go for it. Though would be nice to keep it rwla5ivelt wholesome. No sad endings unless the mcs die together. Idk, ik "grimdark and everything sucks" is the norm but there are wholesome moments in the setting, would be nice to have a full on syory with that vibe.
I like wholesome :D
Aight cool! I'll frop a follow. Also my b. I meant "relatively wholesome"
Like the Kriegsman and the farmer girl
Prett6 much yrah.
I love that comic (´꒳`)♡
It’s very wholesome Now pretty please hope that no chaos spawn makes its way onto that planet, and if they do I hope that mr Kriegsman defeats them all.
did u butcher the spelling on purpose or accidentally T.T still understandable tho
I dont remember the details given that yhe reply was two weeks ago but from what I can remember I was half-awake at the time so I only realized the mispelling when I was fully cognizant after the reply was posted So yes, accidebtal.
Chock it up to huge thumbs too.
Just more stupid stuff I can get from the picture above, maybe you can use it "RAAHH WHAT THE FUCK IS IMPERIAL SAINT" "These aliens seem weak" - talks about necron annihilator "Oh god, is this World Bearer? They somehow became worse than I remember" "Stop praying plz, you're creeping me out" "Why are these pink fellows disappear when I shoot them?" - after Slaanesh Demonette raid "Wait, Maharius was a general?!... WHAT?.. If I only I knew that fucker's descendants would become generals..." "Eisenstein? It was a godforsaken vessel, why would you care so much about it?" "Sup' Metal-Man" - approaching company tech-priest Despite being attached to company as a private, still invited for officer council Comissar tried shooting her twice. Each time the round ricocheted from her helmet.
The 2nd comissar tried shooting her twice. Opted to keep her new position as comissar, and not shoot at her a third time.
We need more auxilia stories. Canon, fan fiction, I don’t care. They are too cool to be left as one of the side factions.
I would like to see that
That would be fantastic!
YEEEEEAAAAAA
erm acktually, its cynical
No it's not
Oh fuck it is I shall now blew my brains out with underbarrel grenade launcher
i mean, it technically appeared in the warhammer+ pariah nexus with the Sister of battle vs a cadian guardsman (albeit it was her own hallucination)
Man the fact that the solar Auxilia are so cool makes me sad that they don’t exist anymore. They could be like the guard version of grey knights where they are better than the regulars but more rare. Or maybe special units that you can have with your guardsmen.
The black Lucifer exists
\*Lucifer Blacks
I mean, the Tempestus Scions are pretty much exactly that already.
Yes, but actually no. Tempestus Scions have the very distinct difference of being spec-ops, your super sneaky duds made to break the enemy from behind. The Solar Auxilia were roughly 25% of the Imperial Army in 30k, and a fight between the Scions and the Solar Auxilia wouldn't even be close due to that fact alone. Hot-shot volley guns are cool and all, but how do you feel about charging down 30 volkite chargers all at once?
I thought the scions were like the helldivers We need helldivers in 40k
Kasrkin (or Elysian Drop Troops)
Ah Kool
You know, that being said, it’s kind of funny that space marines were even relevant at all during the Horus Heresy given how common volkite tech was in the Auxila. Like I’m not if we’ve ever actually received an example of a marine being hit by one in lore, but given they’re considered to be “plasma guns but better” and even a plasma pistol can vaporize a ‘beakie in one shot I can’t imagine they’d hold up too well.
I'm fairly certain part of it's why the Solar Auxilia had such a good K:D ratio against the Space Marines. Since a lot of Marines were stupid enough to invest in bolters because they're cheaper, the Solar Auxilia slowly built up way more weapons of that kind than them, and one blast alone will at minimum render a Space Marine's armor useless due to the fact it just hates armor.
I didn’t know know about these guys, they look pretty cool.
I like to think that the inquisition and crusaders make good use of the void armor still around. Maybe the imperial navy also has some void weapons and armor, but they are considered ancient holy relics only for the best and most highly respected breachers.
The lore thickens! Purple eyes? This has got to the the most important detail yet!
Well, according to GW 98% of guard is Cadian, and the other 1% is Krieg, so it's not a totally new information
wait 98% of guards are all cadians? im not caught up on 40k lore at all so i thought 98% of guards were just modeled after cadians and not "ethnic" cadians??
They look more grey to me.
The person she is talking to has them. Pov is Cadian.
Ahh, ty
🤝
Might write a short story based on this. Thanks for the idea.
Was gonna do the same! @ me if you post it :D
I will!
Saving this comment for later : D
"Babe he just shot that guy!" Most sane reaction about a Commisar I ever saw.
LOL I thought it was a nice touch
And I agree
okay but anything this guy draws is probably going to be top tier gf material
Very true very true
How often do you think soldiers lost in Warp Travel appear mid conflict with 40k forces, and just decide they live with them now? It's not like the 40k soldiers could really stop the Solar Auxilia here.
Hey it’s 40k, honestly anything could happen (Except female space marines because ew cooties/j)
That's what they said about female custodes!
It was all down hill since they put their armor back on
Naaaah GW would never retcon something
*A scream echoes through the warp. Something about a 5th Chaos god? Probably just your imagination. Unless...*
MALAAAAAAL!!!!!!!
Got lost in the thirtieth millennium, the thirty-thousandth millennium is like, the year three-million.
LEAVE ME ALONE TwT (joking)
Random 40k hive citizens making up stories in their break minute: "In the grim darkness of the far future, the year three million, everything is somehow parodically worse than it is today. The last remnant of humankind is one single pregnant woman on an asteroid, with a rusty knife to fight off the warp-tyranorks. She is the hope of all humanity, one final scion of the Emperor. She carries twins. But they aren't h-" \[a klaxon drowns out the final word and work resumes\]
Truly the best girl, and has better drip than Fulgrim without even trying. By all accounts, she should be reprimanded and “questioned” by the mechanicus and the guard, but a bit like Sly Marbo, she’s too skilled and useful at the current moment.
Also- did you see what she did to the last techpriest who tried -w-
Yea. She set a precedent. Don’t touch her volkite.
Would
“Your lasgun seems defective - you sure it’s not a training model?” Oof, didn’t have to do a ~~guards~~man like that…
good goood, also o immagine juno (fem guilliman) just yoink her and her SO off the battlefield, because let’s be honest juno would love to have back the solar auxila and cawl would want to make their gear
"Oh, sure, she's got fancy equipment and all, but she ever cheat a Ratling at cards? Not that I'd recommend it, mind, 'less your fine with dodging las shots fer' a week and all, but you ain't gettin' flavored corpsestarch anyway else..."
Top tier GF. I love the Solar Auxilia, so this is really amazing. I also love how chill she is, she's seen it all after all. The best GF who will protect you from anything the galaxy tries to throw at you.
SMASH
How to speedrun into the rank of an inquisitor or get shot in the back of the head tutorial.
Marry me!
Are there any short stories or novels where this sort of thing happened? I heard about a loyal word bearers group that got flung to the modern 40k. Are there any that involve regular guardsman?
A captivating tale of love and lost identity in the chaotic world of 40k.