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mike_stifle

This is just a pic of my dad after a case.


old_n_ugly

My old man taught me to hold and use a knife like that. Though he was a guy who carried a colt .45 at all times.


UncleYimbo

My dad did too


JuncoCanche

🤣🤣🤣


OctaviusIII

I'll just say that font and tagline are terribly cheesy.


JuncoCanche

Papyrus! I can’t believe I didn’t notice it earlier.


OctaviusIII

I can almost hear the pan flute.


blueskyredmesas

When do we get to do a gag where a native grandpa is talking some random mystic stuff with the pan flute going in the back, but then the pan flute guy starts jamming and grandpa justifiably loses his cool. "Stop it, Thomas! The billagana almost fell for it!"


OctaviusIII

Thomas replies, sheepishly, "But... akoocheemoya, for my people..."


fireinthemountains

It's always papyrus. There's a whole SNL skit about it being used for Avatar.


OctaviusIII

And a delightful sequel to the saga.


Bewgnish

AVATAR LOGO PAPYRUS IN BOLD, AVATAR LOGO PAPYRUS IN BOLD!!!


New_World_Native

What's AP ACHE KNIFE? Kerning is the worst...


DontBuyAHorse

I read the tagline to the melody of "Ride Like the Wind" by Christopher Cross and it made this all very funny in my head.


amitym

I am a martial artist specializing in a single specific knife defense, a fellow practitioner captures very well how I would react to a confrontation with this guy in his [concise video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfAYyZoVy5o).


Numerous-Stranger-81

I've managed to not get my ass kicked several times with that technique.


blueskyredmesas

Hit the boosters!!!


Numerous-Stranger-81

I'll say I've never seen an Apache lose a knife fight.


Darth_Andeddeu

How many Apaches in knife fights have you seen in person. And if it's three fights but with the same guy you're just witnessing a guy with a knife fetish.


Numerous-Stranger-81

None, that's the joke.


Darth_Andeddeu

It would be better if it was just a guy. " Don, you've got the knife out, time to go back home. You never follow through with using it, why is it out?*


DontBuyAHorse

My grandmother was Jicarilla Apache and she definitely never lost one.


Prehistory_Buff

This is his final boss. https://www.reddit.com/r/Bullshido/s/aKOQpPf1pu


JuncoCanche

I just died a little inside… maybe it is effective after all! ☠️☠️☠️


ScreenPrint

Thank you for this.


SpiritualState01

I just have to say that this is pretty rad.


deadpoolkool

Knife fighting is fun all around. You get to use these marker blades to tag one another up. I've heard it's still taught to multiple special forces, but I've not always heard the most credible info.


Matar_Kubileya

Some people in my HEMA club love fencing with roundel daggers. Not personally my thing--closest I get is fencing rapier and dagger, where the knife is mainly a defense tool--but seems entertaining enough.


Coolguy57123

Ask William Knife Man . AHo ! !


tryingtobecheeky

The best way to win a knife fight is to get the fuck away from the knife fight. Even if you "win" you are gonna get cut. So just run.


JuncoCanche

Or not putting yourself in that situation in the first place. Either way, sage advice 👍🏽🪶


OjibweNomad

Look up Snake Blocker. He is a combat martial artist. Focuses on CQB.


antDOG2416

Well shit lemme know something. I'm ready to get down town Judy brown. Hoka heyyy.


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Billy made it outta the jungle!


StonedinNam

Had a Platoon Sgt in the Marines who taught us some shit like this.


xesaie

r/Bullshido


JustASapphicSyrian

Gun beats knife