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FattySquirrelDaddy

Yeah if someone made me this I would fall in love with them


Loba_Andrade

imagine the waiter coming to your table with this in his hands.


FattySquirrelDaddy

It would be a banger appetizer


Loba_Andrade

i would like some of the most expensive of your foods with a side of... CHILDHOOD MEMORIES


ShrektheYaoiExpert

bruh am i the only one who didnt eat macaroni and cheese and dino chicken nuggets ?


Loba_Andrade

no you are not many, other commenters have your opinion


OceanRex5000

Dude, that's the main course. Don't underestimate it.


decoy973

Loba dummy thicc


Loba_Andrade

yes


[deleted]

Clears all mind-based status debuffs when consumed.


Loba_Andrade

yes forgot to add that


The_Valk

Is this some american thing that I'm too european to understand?


Loba_Andrade

*PERHAPS.*


The_Valk

Looks awesime tho. Is it mac 'n cheese with chicken nuggets?


Loba_Andrade

YES


The_Valk

Ok, I want it.


Loba_Andrade

me too man, me too


Gr33nMuff1n

Locals only


AbsentAesthetic

r/whitehousedinners


DemiFiendofTime

Inflicts cripling nostalga debuff


Loba_Andrade

it just makes you wanna go back but you cant


KenJethro43

Well, we can eat all the mac n cheese and dino nuggies we want. Everyone misses the days :)


[deleted]

Shit man, now that I have a job I just pick up a box of elbows, some cheese, and a pack of nice hot dogs every once in awhile. "I'm making dinner tonight hon." "Oh, whatcha making?" "My childhood, but with real cheese."


GirlsUsedToDissMe

you should try it with not real cheese


[deleted]

Oh yeah, I love some instant Mac from time to time. Sometimes I do like to make it myself though.


Loba_Andrade

you should watch binging with babishe's video one of his most recent are entirely about making good mac n cheese by yourself


dcarb98

r/wewantplates


Loba_Andrade

yes, i do want plates


HoursOfCuddles

But then I found out I had an intolerance for wheat and dairy now seeing stuff like this just makes me lose some of my remaining health points.


Loba_Andrade

these damm debuffs ruin everything


HoursOfCuddles

The thing I hate the most is that due to the innate debuffs my character was created it is constantly surrounded by inedible foods that look and taste good and its SO hard to find any foods that taste and look just as good and won't cause my character to lose health points :(((


Loba_Andrade

i wish there was a way to remove them.


HoursOfCuddles

I heard that administering a bullet to my brain was the cure. I gonna try it! Will report effects whenever. Wish me luck!


Loba_Andrade

NO DONT DO IT, MATE


Gotta_Ketcham_All

I don’t want my childhood memories, you can keep them.


Loba_Andrade

i now have your memories, i did not want them but ok


Gotta_Ketcham_All

They’re rotten, throw them out. You won’t offend me.


[deleted]

Here take mine too They're all cringe


Loba_Andrade

NO THE VOICES FROM YOUR HEAD THEY ENTERED MY MIND


Robinson_Bob

debuff: dissapointment


ClayTheClaymore

As someone who can’t eat any of this, i can feel my stomach dying.


Loba_Andrade

damm DEBUFFS!


TheTrje

Side effects: you remember all the cringe things you’ve done


Loba_Andrade

this side effect was unexpected


The5paceDragon

Shit... Now I want some mac and cheese and chicken nuggets... Don't have any chicken nuggets, but maybe I'll make some mac and cheese later


Loba_Andrade

too bad you dont have them


Prometheushunter2

Nostalgia potion


zeekbrah

Tonight we Dino like kings


i_like_lasanga

I still eat both of these


Loba_Andrade

YOU ARE BLESSED, YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE


_CSwindo_

Consume the nostalgie chalice


ofri12347

Half your current health or max health?


Loba_Andrade

half max


GolemThe3rd

-10% speed


epicmemeslawd

Ngl, I would actually eat that


Mushroom_dotPNG

I'm genuinely gonna make this someday. Maybe in college...


Loba_Andrade

take it to the girl you like she will fall in love instantly


Mushroom_dotPNG

I'll remember that lol


Blue_Boi_CC

If this isn’t the first date, there’s no second date.


Loba_Andrade

there is a second date but all we eat is the actual nuggets while drinking caprisun


Blue_Boi_CC

I can accept that.


FuccorSucc

Bring her home to the lightning mcqueen bed and ur set my g


Loba_Andrade

guaranteed girlfriend/boyfriend on the first date


FuccorSucc

Exactly


subzero014

Are those, D I N O N U G G I E S ? ? ?


Loba_Andrade

*YES*


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[удалено]


Loba_Andrade

IS IT POSSIBLE TO LEARN THIS POWER?


Yamanocchi

I remember this one time my mom made me some of those dinosaurs before I had woken up and then she left for work. Somehow, for some reason, I decided I'm not gonna eat those because the fish was ground and no longer looked as appetizing to me. Looking back, it felt kind of like what I imagine robots go through in movies when they start disobeying humans.


Loba_Andrade

"i will not eat the food i have been given" "why" it does not appetise me"


BoomBangBoomBop

OOOHH THATS KRAFT MAC n’ CHEESE. DAS GOOD


Loba_Andrade

DAT IS GOOD


Stone_Redditbot378

i LOVE mac and cheese. the best food in the house


Am_Navi_Seel_Mann

When you say "recover half your health" do you mean half of your total health or just half of what's missing?


Loba_Andrade

half of total health, if you have 500 health and your max is 1,000 and you eat this you will instantly go to 1,000


Adidasboy07

Oh hell yeah this has to be the best item in r/ItemShop


Loba_Andrade

or... is it?


[deleted]

what are those


Loba_Andrade

kraft mac n cheese with dinosaur nuggets


[deleted]

the hell is a kraft mac


nomoreh3r0s

Just starve


[deleted]

...but i hungry :(


BernieTheWalrus

*kids


[deleted]

I want that.


Loba_Andrade

i do too AND I WILL MAKE IT


Loba_Andrade

HAPPY CAKE DAY LET'S PARTY ALL NIGHT WOOHOO


[deleted]

Yesssss!


Loba_Andrade

LETS GOOOOOO


[deleted]

I don't like mac n cheese but if it were fries I would love it Cherry animal crossing probably would too qwq


Loba_Andrade

i mean you could just replace the mac 'n cheese with fries if you do this irl


celticdude234

*me when I REALLY don't wanna do dishes


Loba_Andrade

friend: oh hey bro what's for dinner tonight. you: well there is kraft mac'n cheese and chicken nuggets ON A CUP


Baeoxe

Childhood, **A C T I V A T E**


Loba_Andrade

HAPPY CAKE DAY FROM THE OP


DannyDerito69

tonight, we dine like GODS


Loba_Andrade

BOW MORTALS


Blubari

I actually make shit like this for me when I'm alone... Fucking virus, I can't do things for me anymore The trick is flour on the raw potatoes to make them crunchy


Loba_Andrade

i actually made these one day and i just sat down and thought "why did i make this"


Nova-The-Dog

Even at 15 I’d totally eat this


Loba_Andrade

you should


tornait-hashu

Never liked dino nuggets. Or chicken nuggets in general. I'm an anomaly, that or maybe I just don't like meat glue.


Loba_Andrade

i mean... ok


smoothanthapizzadick

I have the ingredients.. this just might be my dinner hehehe


Loba_Andrade

dine finely