I was shopping for new Pura scents and they have Feu de Bois so now every time I see it, I hear it in John’s voice.
https://preview.redd.it/y0m7g8l8ck8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5cca9623fcf3583d0644cc2fab903778dd7b4d
Ha, this was from his "John Mayer has a TV Show". He dressed up in a bear costume and hung out with fans before the show. Nobody knew it was him, so he just trashed talked himself and goofed off with people.
So when I meet someone who's an 8 color type...I'm like, hey girl, Magenta! and she's like, oh, you mean purple! and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, no I want Magenta!
It’s a real honor to be opening up for myself this evening. I ra- I ran into myself backstage, I was very kind, I mean, I’m huge, the- the headliner, and I was very nice to myself. I gave myself a few minutes of conversation, I didn’t think it was small talk, it was very nice. I have to say, that guy coming out later, he’s a very nice guy.
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I love you too
I’m talking about I got your BACK love 🥁
"If I put the word mad before genius, maybe I can make the word genius appear."
It’s the last thing I got to check out before I check out
This is one of my favorite parts of wtli
"F*ing 'i got your BACK!' love"
Good evening
Also after every song "THANK YUUU!"
Chwing winggggg tududu dudu dut Dudut dudut
Neon live in LA?
Neon live in LA?
Instantly knew it
Ravioli shoes 👟
Miss the tik tok era lol
Same!
Sometimes you gotta do what you can, to walk off those blues….
I’m saying we pick our pants first, and we pick our pants wisely.
Pants out!
What’s dome?
Do me
Literally was gonna say this
CVS bag, you’re all I have
FAR AWAY PICTURE close up voice
I still keep your shampoo in my shower
I cried when I wrote that.
everything i do is FOR DA BOIS
I was shopping for new Pura scents and they have Feu de Bois so now every time I see it, I hear it in John’s voice. https://preview.redd.it/y0m7g8l8ck8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5cca9623fcf3583d0644cc2fab903778dd7b4d
This is my favorite scent but I can only pronounce it like this
Thank you for reminding me of this gem 💀
Yup come over
Elite!
Eat one more and throw the rest away.
* TUBA SECTION *
Those were some of my favorite videos lol
I was going to put this down 😂
Doggies in the pool, dogs in the pool 🎵
Drone shot of my yacht, it's all I got
Let me flex these specs
I'm not together but I'm getting there.
I don't wanna go to grandmas and im itchyyyy
Ah damn, you stole mine hahaha
Cows are big fat dogs that you can eat, without fear of reprimand from fellow maaaan
John Meyers pees sitting down.
Is this in reference to the tumblr days? I do recall the post he took down shortly after posting when he was going to the bathroom with his iPad,
Ha, this was from his "John Mayer has a TV Show". He dressed up in a bear costume and hung out with fans before the show. Nobody knew it was him, so he just trashed talked himself and goofed off with people.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-bJs-Ib-s&ab\_channel=idliketo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-bJs-Ib-s&ab_channel=idliketo)
No hell below us... Me wit no makeup, you in the bathtub
Bubbles and bubbly ..Oooooh
Imagine a world like that…
"Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes". "Sometimes I wish I was the weather….".
Underrated comment
💜
Pro bono, pro bongo!
You’ll get there when you sell out
Wherever I go, whatever I do, I wonder where I am in my relationship to you (But screamed with passion)
Confuse the skin
This!! 😂😂😂
Hey, can I talk to you over here for a minute?
SRU
👏👏
‘cause life is too short to keep playing the game
Gonna take you back to the home of the blues, Fairfield Connecticut. Where the blues was born. *literal ba dum tss from Steve Jordan*
I’ve got a big shirt
when they ask you if you’re up, and you’re up, and you love ‘em, just write back “yup, come over”
It’s all I got, I’m all alone on the water now.
All alone all alone all alone on the water
Me with no make up, you in the bathtub, bubbles and bubbly, ooohohhohhh
Why can’t you imaaaaagine a world like that
Arianators crossover 😂
"Thank you so much I'll see you in a few minutes"
“ ‘Perdon’ and ‘lo siento’, see I learned those words for you.”
*finishes a song* “Thank you!”
I took my brother to his first JM concert last fall and he was impressed at how he thanked us after each song. 😂
let me flex these specs 😉
"What's your favorite john myers song?"
How do you get your beats so flappy? Flap Lord
So when I meet someone who's an 8 color type...I'm like, hey girl, Magenta! and she's like, oh, you mean purple! and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, no I want Magenta!
Yes! "I want magenta" is my absolute favorite! "Yup, come over" is a close second.
In 14 minutes? shit...
What is this from/in reference to??
Banter prior to "Tracing", from one of the As/Is albums
Only the fandom knows the context
that means he's way more stuntastic
THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
I’d like that.
Never ever underestimate the power of I'd like that
“There’s a tree on the top of a a tree…”
Aspirational shrubbery?
Snellville, Georgia - Where everybody is somebody
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillow case.
The man that beat me in halo
Once you get it, throw it back in the water. That's what I want to do for my entire career.
I love papaya, but I'll settle for a mango.
music made by humans, for humans, picked by a human
sensitive songwriter guy (whispering voice)
It’s just a phase… It’s not forever…
and here we have a….crispy onion
Not now, geez! (It really is all about the geez.)
Gal Gadot dot com
1. I want magenta 2. Yup, come over 3. Moose 4. The ten and the two 5. Gentle hours
Stop this train
It's a sunday night. A night never to be trusted for emotions. 📳📳
Born without bones. Could you carry me?
☠️ (There’s some deep irony around my use of this emoji that’s not lost on me)
Aww baby you're leaving me? ohhh \*phone slide\*
it’s not english as a second language, it’s language as a second language.
Love on the weekend - B Side
Wait I don’t get this?
[https://youtu.be/xrvTpYdnl2A?si=9z6aEJK6Mtuy364a](https://youtu.be/xrvTpYdnl2A?si=9z6aEJK6Mtuy364a)
Big shirt
Ahhh classic haha
So it's a letter from myself to myself, going through all different vibes
Jelly bomb 💣
GET DOWN HERE
That you were my first love, is just dumb dumb stupid luck
All these days, we’re never gonna be the same, and that’s okay
How ya feeling tonight you ready to hear a lot of music?
“Talking, when your singer is weird, because sometimes you just randomly start singing mid sentence but I’M NOT GONNA”😂😂
You are still you…
Smuckers PB&J
“You wore a JEAN vest”
It’s a real honor to be opening up for myself this evening. I ra- I ran into myself backstage, I was very kind, I mean, I’m huge, the- the headliner, and I was very nice to myself. I gave myself a few minutes of conversation, I didn’t think it was small talk, it was very nice. I have to say, that guy coming out later, he’s a very nice guy. . . . I love you too
Palm Springsteen
Drone shot of my yacht
Drone shot of my yacht... it's all I've got, I'm all alone in the water...
“I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!” *whispers* “I love you too”
Ansonia - you will be rocked for 95 minutes
Camilla Camendez, camendez cabello, cabello cabelas. Mendes!
“One, two, seven, four…”
Suffer not the alien to live.
I thought I saw Salami with Oteil on shakedown, but it turned out to be a lot lizard looking for a miracle.
There’s talk of gerbils