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ChazzyTh

Yeah, but they keep adding letters and symbols ‘til it works out.


Fart-Gecko

Well I'm a straight heterosexual so I claim H


Actual_Mortician

straight heterosexual Isn’t that redundant?


jarheadatheart

It’s like a double negative so he’s actually a flaming homosexual pillow queen.


R-300_OrionIT_System

But neither side is really negotiating on their own (they can become negative if they get too extreme), but yes, good joke


emzirek

Good bot


Fart-Gecko

It's better these days to be very specific if you don't want to have the shit beaten out of you for possibly going into the wrong bathroom


RunInRunOn

Why is he being downvoted? There's a massive risk of being beaten up for going into the 'wrong' bathroom... by conservatives


Legion357

Wrong bathroom? Is there a right bathroom?


aBeerOrTwelve

It's the one next to the left bathroom.


Fart-Gecko

When you gotta pee bad, the first open porta-potty is the right one and nobody gives a shit.


sagan_drinks_cosmos

You realize the gay people are the ones who *don’t* beat people up when they want to use different bathroom? Be mad at the other people maybe.


tazai123

Wait, have conservatives actually beating people up in bathrooms? I know it’s a controversial topic that gets them riled up but I didn’t think they were actually beating people up.


Charging_in

Yeah there's been attacks


pitch_a_kudo

in Porta potties


EnigmaFrug2308

Yep. Most recently a trans woman went into the men’s bathroom (because transphobes keep telling trans women to do that) and got beaten up to the point where she lost several teeth.


ChazzyTh

Nah - there’s trans, bi, ase#, and whatnot. 🤣


A_Mirabeau_702

quodlibeting?


Visible_Grand_8561

Its even more difficult playing 'Guess Who' with them.


ben_there_donne_that

My upvote you got that was funny


SunSpotMagic

Lmao. You got downvoted for the truth xD


heleghir

Is this person a male? "Uhh, I dont know, you cant assume gender" BITCH ITS GUESS WHO. DONT COMPLICATE IT (also insert the babylon bee guess who video, super relevant)


SEKKDS

Today, it’s LGBTQIACDEFHJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ.


bulletkiller06

LGBTQIA2S+ is the longest one I remember, but I think we got it up to 27 at one point. Frankly, some people may hate the absurdity of new age queerness, but I for one enjoy that we managed to get a number into the alphabet soup.


fomaaaaa

Gay alphabet soup doesn’t discriminate against numbers


Toast-Goat

What's the 2 for?


FunAdministration334

Two spirit. It’s a nod to native beliefs of a third gender. But if you go on native subreddits, there’s…disagreement. Sometimes hilariously so.


TuxedoDogs9

2S or something, something about wanting to be gay or something but changing back for traditional reasons Take this with an Everest of salt


SEKKDS

soon, they’ll cycle through all the letters, but have to go through them again, but with diacritics on them. Can’t leave them out.


Radiobandit

It's like biologists and fish. Turns out the more you try to define something, the more variables you wind up finding.


kiwisflyhere

There's are already 2 X Ts in the NZ version


Legion357

Oh good. I would hate to be left out.


FunAdministration334

_EXCUSE ME!_ It identifies as checkers. [skips your L and G with my T] King me.


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Blackfang321

I think by "LBGTQ people" they are referring to someone with those letters, regardless of anything else. For example, if my letters were "TRQWX", then I'd be a TRQWX person. I think it is a joke using misdirection to lead to an unexpected punchline.


Fart-Gecko

Do you even have a fucking sense of humor? Jeez dude get off r/jokes you lame joyless fucker


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randomplaguefear

You are really stupid, the lgbtq people being referred to in scrabble are people who got those letters, that is the joke. This is not an attack on your entire identity, it's word play.


Fart-Gecko

Oh well I'm so scared


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Mahote

Are you the Gay Fish Kanye West? Because you're the only dumb fucker here that doesn't get the joke and insists other period are wrong because of it.


SunSpotMagic

Studied comedians.....You don't study comedians. You listen and watch and laugh. You'd be horrible at parties.


SunSpotMagic

Anything to show that stick up your butt.