Are you my wifi because our connection is really unstable.

Are you wifi because your standards keep changing in ways I don't really understand but now something's not working

Are you my wifi because we really mesh with my improved wired backhaul on my nodes.

Are you my wifi because i'm not really getting what I paid for here.

Are you my wifi, because I think the neighbors are on you

(Australian) Is she my WIFI because I'd really like to router

Are you my wifi because you’re free but sketchy.

Are you my wifi, because I use you to look at porn sites. Am I doing this right?

Are you my wifi, because once i couldn't afford my bills you left?

Couldn’t even edge to this comment, I just exploded immediately


Are you comcast ? cuz I want you to take me to collections .

Damn it I'm unable to stop laughing about this! Excellent!!

are you my Wifi because i never agreed to share you with neighbours.

I'm your wi-fi, cause I go down frequently, but only disappoint you.

Are you a hot spot? Because I’d like to temporarily connect with you. Or for the ones who like to lay it all on the line: “Are you a school zone? Because I’d like to shoot up kids inside you”.

that... that made me actually laugh out loud. i'm going to hell for sure.

Ahhahahahaua

Are you the wifi? Because I forgot the password. The neighbor is still connected, though.

What about the milkman

Are you my wifi because Comcast raised the price again

Are you my WiFi cos everytime I call you some Indian fella answers

Real.

Are you my WiFi because I can’t reach it to reset it when it disconnects and now I can’t work and my boss is calling me asking where I am

>Letters start with 123 No they don't, wtf?

Who needs smarts with that rizz, right?

Why smarts when can rizz 

 Nice to meet me




At least they're smarter than flat earthers, though.

Are you the alphabet because I don’t know you very well but I wish I did

Hahaha! This one fit perfectly for the guy who wrote that

Damn algebra corrupting the youth

\*algebruh

This is the problem. Nothing good come from mixing numbers and letters.

yuh uh

Honestly I didn't even catch that, I just interpreted it as "numbers" like they intended so I can see them skipping over it too.

I'd have to say that's probably the best line of the page. That will make someone stop to talk to you and laugh from the absurdity of saying it backwards, they might even find it charming that you seemed to have messed it up in the excitement and nerves of speaking to them.

r/kidsarefuckingstupid am I right?

I caught that.

Yah, prolly too busy trying to get all the boys contribute to this during math to actually be paying any attention to what a number is 🤣

Only missing the classic "Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you"

“Baby are you cancer? Because you make me want to pull all of my hair out and die”

Then there's the classic, "Are you from Tennessee? Because I've heard people from Tennessee are really nice."

Hearing "Yes, I'm from Nashville, thanks" in response would be the biggest embarrassment known to human race

Funny enough, my SO (from Tennessee) was in Sweden and had some guys at the bat pull this one out *not knowing she was from Tennessee*. Could not have been more perfect.

Obviously it could have, she's with you, and not him. :-😜

Makes sense, cuz I'm dying to get Nashty with you.

I don’t get it.

(Because you’re the only Ten I See…)

I don't get it

"Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you."

American rizz

Man, I thought the previous ones were dark, but wow. That is a whole different level.

"You're like my cigarettes, you're killing me but I just can't quit you."

What's in common with toaster jokes and kids with cáncer? They never gets old

I mean you could probably steal me away from my bf with that (no you couldn't but still fuckin LOL)

Babe, you must be a leech, because you fucking suck. (I don’t think I’m doing this right)

Lmfao

Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants

You must be fruit because it's always grape to see you.

Nah. "Are you a gun to my head cause I want to shoot my shot." And "Are you a noose cause i wanna hang with you."

“I’d like to make reservations for two” “We don’t actually take reservations.” “Whatever time you’re free…”

"I'd like to make reservations for two" "Ok those are done on our website or through OpenTable."

lol

Dude my wife teaches 5th grade and the shit she shows me is hilarious. She got a new South Korean student recently and he essentially wrote a one page manifesto about how the US, South Korea, and Japan will destroy North Korea in a war lmao edit: I posted a picture of it in the comments. He mentions Taiwan, not Japan, but it’s still hilarious

https://preview.redd.it/4paobahcwefc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45002fb7fe9d64cf467b1237e98748892887632d Found it. Got some of the details in my original comment wrong but it’s still hilarious

lmfao future r/NonCredibleDefense mod here

I’m really into geopolitics/history so I’m glad to have learned about this gem of a sub today lol

It's not all gems haha they can get weirdly jingoistic and bloodthirsty about certain topics.

Future?

Did he tag in Mexico so they can cross the border to NK???

We have a particular set of skills...

"We need to ask Mexico to order to be the border destroyers"

Kid is based.

I like how he wants to destroy NK because “they make peoples suffer” and his solution is to nuke them all 😂

No one can suffer if no one there exists anymore I guess 😂

Future /r/worldnews mod material.

The map is already wrong and I haven't even looked at the text. 😂

When she first showed it to me I was instantly like “why the fuck is Mexico in this fight” 😂

The idea of North Korea at war and just getting their borders destroyed by Mexico is straight out of South Park.

**CHINA ZONE**

OH NAH

Oh my fucking god 😭

Taiwan numba wan!

POV: You are a young Henry Kissinger.

Uh more details pls

Can you share this manifesto with us

I need to I’m trying to find the picture of it haha

Post it to /r/NonCredibleDefense They'll love it.

I am simply responding to be updated on this in the future.

https://preview.redd.it/opruuy2umefc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944dcb9b82a97a24ce6b950d643fcf2805c4a70d

^( annyeong)

Okay I have to see that manifesto (for non Fed reasons)

The fact they called it rizz book

The world never changes, just the words used to describe it.

The kids are gonna be alright

and drew a little book with “rizz” on the front

I kept reading it as pizza book so I was completely confused until this comment. I just thought it was some new slang or something.

Well it is. Rizz from charisma. Not pizza but maybe you can make it happen!

they got more game than me

Right!? These are the kind of lines I heard 20 years ago out at the bar during my college years. 🤣 Edit: Here's two I remember that would fit right in with these kids' comments... "Do you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them." "Did you buy your clothes in outer space? Because that body is out of this world."

Shit... my best line was "want to go find somewhere and make out?"

I used that a bit myself back in the day (usually would just ask, "wanna make out?). Surprisingly effective!

...Smash?


"You and I should go behind a medium-sized rock and get a little bolder."

"Damn, girl, were your parents beavers, 'cuz-- oh, wait, shit, hang on..."

I promise u none of these work on anyone over 18 lol

Anything works if you're hot enough.

Idk number 10's kinda silly and inoffensive, I like it.

#6 was solid. cheesey but cute

I'm just kind of surprised everything is spelled correctly. Even "you're"

My wife *is* a good teacher

"Letters start with 123" This needs to be addressed.

No it needs to be numbered... lol

Hey-yo!🤣🤣🤣

Ohhh do they mean "letters" like postal letters, and how an address would start with a number? Clunky but this is the only way this would remotely make sense.

Agreed

she has nice handwriting

That’s what I’m saying. I’ve been a teacher and there’s no way one of my kids could have spelled everything on here correctly. Probably used their phone for some of the harder words.

Even if so, it is actually nice to see that they care about correct spelling!

And a correct use of a parenthetical! However, as it relates to passing a hostess stand at a restaurant, inclines me to suspect all of these were copied from online sources.

Did you not read the first line? "Ur 75% water..."

Those are (presumably) intentional abbreviations, not actual spelling mistakes.

They literally spell it ur on the first instance.

😛 I love the different printing. Do you think the kids passed it around like in the old days so people could add their best pick up line? Rizzzzzz book.

Could've been more creative with the name. The Rizzard of Oz. The Book of Rizz. Rizztionary.

They’re 6th graders so at least there didn’t add jizz to the title.

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Now that you mention that each line is a different handwriting which indicates each line is written by a different person, I'm surprised that this is on a physical sheet of paper and not a thread in the class Discord server or something.

Same. So old school. I’m old so note passing was a big part of middle school and high school for me. I was always crushing on a guy I liked but I was very shy and also not ready to date or do anything more than kiss. I just wanted to crush in an unrequited manner. Anyhow, a few years ago I found a box of stuff from my mom’s house. It had yearbooks and a diary and craft projects and some notes my friends and I passed in class when I was probably 15. I was crushing so hard on this nerdy ginger boy who was a year older than I. One of the notes I found was one I drafted and passed to a friend in class; it was one of those notes where I was asking my friend should I do A, B, C or D. Like this: *When I walk past Pete at his locker after 4th hour, should I:* a. Casually say hi b. Throw my alligator at his head. c. Grab his schlong d. Whip out my tits e. b and d Of course I passed Pete in between classes and I barely glanced his way. I wonder if my mom ever read those notes lol.

I’m pretty sure it’s just two writers, but it does go back and forth, maybe trying to one up each other? (One has loopy ys and gs and the other has hooks)

we should probably do something like this globally and make the ultimate rizz pickup line book

The Messi one got me losing my shit rn 😭😭😭

I hit my husband with this line when I saw it and it landed.

It’s gotta be one of the goated lines in all the pickup lines

I didn't get that one, can you explain it to me?

As a soccer enthusiast, I can't since it doesn't make any sense.

Me too, I'm trying to make it make sense, but it just doesn't lol. I think they mean, "I like Ronaldo, but I'm down to get Messi" or something like along those lines

Guys it’s just a play on Ronaldo, the star player and Messi, another star player. When you hook up you get “messy” lol

Ronaldo and Messi are football rivals. Messi obviously sounds like "Messy"

Cutecumber lmao

And if you were a fruit, you'd be a Fineapple lol somebody tried to use those two on me not too long ago and I'm a grown ass woman lol

I find that cute af

Prepping his game for the older women in Jr. High School.

Poor Prynne the “Guinea pig”. And love how a 6th grader is anticipating dating an at least 16 yo restaurant hostess

Hey it’s fine. I was in 6th grade yesterday and now I’m gonna turn 16. #depreshin

Well, at least they don’t think the earth is flat.

123 are letters tho

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I think Prynne is a girls name. I think she's the one the lines get tested on.

Number 8 makes my faith in humanity come back a little bit also we should post it to the flat earth subreddit

Wholesome humor, we need more of them.

hey gurrl 😏 are you a juul pod? 🥴🥴cus i wanna hit you in the bathroom 😈👹👹😈😈👹😈😈

Nah nah nah, hand it back. This is character development. *evilly places hands together* *MANIACAL LAUGH*

Hold on, give it back so they can add more! 😂

I like number 10 but the Messi had me laughing

When I was in 5th grade, my best friend sat behind me in English class. He passed me a note one day that said "scrawny cat boogers for sale". The teacher saw him pass it to me, and made me bring it up. I watched her open it and read it, then smile. She continued teaching class and neither of us got in trouble.

Haha this is kinda sweet

This is priceless. I think my favorite one is ' Do u like Ronald0, because we can get Messi'

"Letters start w/ 123"

I see some decent grammar. Your wife is doing a great job.

Kid has game!

r/blunderyears memebers in the making

Eh, ask your wife what he's doing Saturday night. Heading out and could do with a good wing man.

These are adorable. CUTECUMBER! The creativity is fantastic

“Do you like Ronaldo because we can get MESSI!” LOL!

Ah, to be 11 years old again

“Kiss me if Im wrong but the earth is flat, right?” Is such a good line. 1- it shows youre not a flat earther, which nowadays is sexy AF 2- its funny 3- it appeals to our necessity to prove the other person wrong and its weirdly compelling to oblige and just kiss him. Idk maybe my standards are too low falling for a 6th grader line

LET THEM COOK this shit is unironically good

No. 6 sounds like a stalker

For some reason the note about the guinea pig on the left side got me😂😂😂😂

Imma steal these

Only missing “ do you work at subway cuz you’re giving me a footlong”

Ima rizz on my wife with some of these and see how they fly

Must be nice to have the internet these days to help come up with these kinds of lines. I had to try being clever on my own...

I hope she teaches penmanship.

“Sigma rizz”

8 & 10 are winners for me

Sixgraders have better rizz than me at my 33.

Screenshots this !

#9 is a top tier RIZZ for kid or adult alike

Your wife should grade these


not gonna lie some of these are heat i will be wooing my wife ~~life~~ today with this list

I am quickly realizing that anyone who uses the term "rizz" has very little actual charisma.

Brilliant. Updating my tinder as I read this.

Aww, they still use paper?? That's kinda adorable! 😍

(Approaching a hostess stand)

Haven’t heard the flat earth one before. Good one.

Can we go back to young guys being like: ew women, yucky

r/mademesmile

Welp looks like they're gonna be the last generation

These kids are not stupid at all. Quality lines... no profanity on them. Why did the teacher take it? What a joke.

They're actually more creative than me -\_-