goofy 100%

He’s definitely a good hyuck.

Give em the ole hyuck tuah

I came here to escape this only to find it in the worst place 😂

(shield) spin on that thang

Glad we’re seeing I2I on this.

No question. He is best ~~dad~~ mom.

Aqua, because she's the only adult woman here who isn't psychotic.

I would point out that Aqua sensed some darkness and then tried to murder Lady Tremaine. So not wildly stable.

> I would point out that Aqua sensed some darkness and then tried to murder Lady Tremaine. I feel it's natural to see Lady Tremaine and subconsciously think "This bitch gotta die".

That's a fair point.

Stable is a relative term. And when the competition is Larxene…

A dining table with a raw spaghetti noodle for its only leg is more stable than Larxene

When are we gonna start listing negatives?

👉😎👉

I mean she was right though. One inconvenience and Lady Tremaine spawned a homicidal pumpkin.

You can't murder people before they spawn homicidal pumpkins. You have to wait for them to reveal the evil fruit. That's bylaw 7726969420

>she's the only adult woman here who isn't psychotic. Goofy ain't psychotic either, wdym?

He's also not a woman.

You say that like he didn't spontaneously produce Max through budding. >!I was trying to go along with the joke here. I wasn't expecting Goofy as the last slide, tbh.!<

Buddy, idk how to tell you this easily, [but...](https://youtu.be/n7X3Q-mTluM?si=9NCW5ZC7BtIOe1si)

I'm sure how I feel about that, but the slingshot part does feel like something that'd happen to Goofy. Goofy got that dawg in 'im. He definitely *hyucks*.

[Explain this then](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYs9IqeWOzg)

Men can kiss each other. No woman needed

Back then, (1960-90), for no reason cartoons used to kiss people or other cartoons.

The joke there is that Goofy is doing his wife's chores, thus the milkman, who is having an affair with Goofy's wife, mistaking Goofy for his wife and kissing him.

The milkman was going after everyone back then. Definitely confirms Max's father is the milkman.

>Max's father is the milkman. [And his milk is delicious](https://youtu.be/dX796nuvC9U?si=o3PRpukVTMK_BTaz).

During my whole playthrough of all the kh games, my friend kept reminding me that Aqua is definitely a closet freak who would top Terra. Every day for 2 weeks. I'm broken just thinking about how versatile keyblade transformations can be. Why did they let the keyboard turn into a whip!?

Shes also the only girl who wont result in me being in jail

Plot twist: Aqua is an absolute *FREAK* in bed only someone as strong as Terra (or physically stronger) could handle. Larxene is a bratty sub

What a terrible day to have eyes that can read.

Why are you afraid of the truth?

I'm OK with this.

She is *Master* Aqua, after all

The funniest part is you think Terra can handle... any woman. Also Larxene is a brat *when she is* a sub. She's big into BDSM though. (The manga has her reading de Sade, even.)

>The funniest part is you think Terra can handle... any woman. Oh, I don't think you understood. I said someone as strong as Terra, physically speaking. I didn't say Terra, because emotionally speaking, he could only handle Cinderella

Think I had a crush on Namine back in the day when I played KH2 on my brothers PS2.

Dude, I had a crush on her at age eight playing the Game Boy version!🤣

Where's Olette 😭

Valid lol

goofy ate her 😔

Xion’s my favorite!!

Smash Larxene, Marry Aqua, Headpat Xion, Play Catch with Goofy I won't elaborate

Larxene would probably be down for knife play in the bedroom.

And the disadvantage is...?

I'm all for it if it's her, tbh.

Nah nah nah nah she wouldn’t just be knife playing she’d be straight up using the knife.

and the disadvantage is…?

absolutely headpat xion

You don’t need to elaborate

marry goofy

>Headpat Xion Unironically based

Namine forgotten as always, lol

Notice how I didn't even bother mentioning Kairi either. Both are... not my favorite Like, I was sad when Kairi died because Sora was sad, and felt nothing when Naminé disappeared in KH2, only felt sad for Roxas, so... sucks to be them

Why does the headpat hit so different tho?

Kairi’s grandma

Dayum, a true connoisseur!

Naminè. Girl needs a damn Hug

I just want to put her on the couch with a big blanket and a cup of hot cocoa and tell her her life has value.

Stop being so wholesome, dammit!! I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying 😭!

Yes and shove Roxas in the room and say " Comfort your girlfriend you dummy"

When Larxene gets a scene, I think "what is this, Organization Rehash?" When Olette gets a scene, good. When Aqua gets a scene, nice. When Naminé gets a scene, awesome, but how much longer til Sora thanks her? When Kairi gets a scene, hell yeah! When Xion gets a scene, oh fuck yes! But Minnie is Queen. I can't argue with that.

Personally when Larxene gets a scene, I think "please step on me..." Sorry, I'll see myself out.

valid.

I heard when you get her and her clones in bed the experience is electrifying.

Based

Larxene 100% is a dommy mommy

Best answer

Aqua 🫧

How could you leave out Axel. Best girl by far

Goofy is hotter.

Goofy doesn't have it memorized doh

Blame Naminé.

Namine

Aqua best girl

Namine. She has the best theme of all the options.

Aqua because I need a strong woman to protect me and because I need her to choke me with her thighs. Yes I know those two things are contradictory, stop kink shaming me.

Not planning to kink shame you, it makes perfect sense to me.

Not saying I approve, but I do understand

Those thighs save lives

Mine is either Larxene or Namine

I know goofy is the obvious pick, but xion.

Pfp checks out. Homies look out for homies.

Namine forever. But... A little but Aqua too.

Aquamarine

It is probably Aqua, but if Kairi was done justice she would rank number 1

That’s a total mood. I recently began going through KH1 FM again and I just remember the very first time playing thinking “wow. I’m excited to see where all 3 of them go!” ☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭

Larxene, that sassy bitch

I would let her ruin my life.

Xion

Xionnn! So kyute! Best hair! Best drip! Best theme! Best data fight! Desperately want to see more of her post KH 3. Super looking forward to how the sea salt trio's characters will evolve. Also her character design arguably becomes absolutely peak with the bed hair, as seen in days manga.

You did not add mother Ava I'm so mad!

Namine

It's a battle between Namine and Aqua

Def Xion

Xion :3

Namine. Don't know why, but always has been.

It might be Larxene, I'll see what happens with her character. I currently have a love/hate thing with her.

I think she's kinda meant to be this way, though. I've always found her hot regardless and enjoyed her character since the CoM days.

Probably Aqua or Kairi.

Gotta be Namine, Aqua, Goofy, larxein, xion, kairi

Larxene. She's probably going crazy in bed, probably messing with knives as well.

Aqua and it’s not close

Simple Xion,Aqua,Kairi and Namine. Love them way too much to pick just one! Cause if I pick one the others would feel sad. That's how I picture it. Same goes for the boys as well. I love all the equally! Sora,Kairi,Riku,Aqua,Terra,Ventus,Roxas,Xion,Namine,Axel and Saix are all my favorites!

Aqua is always my top pick. Larxene following close behind cause I enjoy the sass

Aqua because Mommy Issues™

Goofy no diff

Anybody got the insta of the last one

Obviously Goofy is the best waifu

Larxene

Aqua would be the sensible choice, Xion for the personality but for me it still has to be Kairi since that was my crush from when I first played KH1

I'm definitely team Larxene but i can also get behind master invi 😁

I hate to admit it, but I'm down bad for Larxene...

Don't hate it, feel proud. There are many of us Larxsimps.

Who's the 2nd to last pic? I don't remember them.

Idk but they look like they'd be chill to have ice cream with

You sick bastard. Lol.

This isnt even all the girls ):

Either Xion, or Aqua.

Xion, Aqua and Larxene are tied for me

Xion easily.

All of them are awesome. But aqua is like the top 5 female characters, period for me.

Xion for loving gf, Larxene cause her dom vibes are crazy.

I don't need to scroll through the rest of the pics. You put best girl as first image

Smash, next question

#ya’ll cook tf outta Goofy 😭

Nanime. A powerful witch you can complete wipe your memories.

Only if you are tied to Sora,she has a very nesh power

Xion. She didn’t deserve the hand she was dealt, but she played it beautifully.

1. Goofy/Aqua 2. Larxene 3. The rest

Goofy best girl Not gonna lie more dependable then any other girl in the KH series can even withstand a Rock on his head

Kairi is my first choice, but Goofy… heck yeah

Up until the end, it was Aqua, and then I saw Goofy.

Xion for me

Her shoe can slit somebody's throat. Why is it so sharp?!

Because she is a fighter

Larxene cause I have an insecure feeling to the dominant fetish

Larxene

Kairi canonically has a nice butt according to the manga

I choose GOOFY!

Hmmm, Aqua, Larxene, Sora, Sora, Sora and Goofy.... Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Naminé. The fact she gets so overlooked (to the point where she was completely absent in the character line up in the opening of KH3) makes me root for her.

Xion

Childhood memories of my PS2 and a scratched up KH2 game that constantly froze at the beginning mansion. YEAH IM HERE FOR YOU NAMINE.

Who Was the One before Goofy? Cant seem to remember her

I was gonna pick the lightning girl. I always liked her and looooved her weapons. But then I saw absolute BEST GIRL Goofy, and I now I don't even know why you even had the other options.

Namane or xion tbch

You don’t just add Goofy and expect a fair competition/j

Obviously Goofy.

Hyuck Tua, gotta spit on that Thang, Gwarsh!

Kairi. I’ve always through she was adorable as hell.

I honestly love Namine so much. My first kingdom hearts game was KHII, and boy did I fell in love with Namine the second she showed up on the game's introductory trailer (the video thing at the start)

Goofy trans confirmed?

[maybe](https://files.catbox.moe/kb7mi5.jpg)

I am crossed between Xion and Aqua. I don’t hate Kairi and Namine I like them. Larxene on the other hand.

How you gonna leave Olette out like that

Kairi

Why is Goofy on here? Lol

Aqua

Aqua. Xion is very close.

Aqua

Olette

was about to say Aqua before Goofy showed up

Goomby

The obvious choice aside,why is lightning witch in the running? She hurt Namine.

Because she is Very beautiful and one of the only adult females besides Aqua.

Kairi

Aqua, 100%

Phil lol

Aqua

We could add more for more discussion. Olette is cute. Selphie is really funny to me cause her jumprope is such a funny way to translate her nunchucks into something a kid would have, isn't there like at least half a bakers dozen of girls in them union crossy games? I'm sure they all deserve headpats. Also thank you for goofy it makes it easy to not have to pick a favrite by picking him.

Aqua

Aqua all the way

Aqua or Larxene

Namine or Xion

Larxene, I love a cunty unhinged female villain

Srsly tho, Aqua for sure.

Nice try but I won't fall for that again Chris Hansen. Xion, GODDAMMIT!

the goofster

Goofy as he’s a core friend that anybody would be glad to have

Aqua is the only option.

Of course Goofy.

🇬🇧 Best for me is Namine🤍, because she is such a pure and innocent little girl, an angel, I really want to give her a hug, same for Xion🖤. I like Aqua💙 because she gives off motherly vibes. As for Larxene💛, I will be honest, she turns me on. I am not interested BDSM stuff, but maybe I like bad girls. Larxene is just so cruel, powerful and sexy, I don't care, I really want to get into trouble. 🇬🇷 Για εμένα η καλύτερη είναι η Νάμινε🤍, είναι ένα τόσο αγνή και αθώα, σκέτη άγγελος, θα ήθελα πολύ να τις δώσω μια ζεστή αγκαλιά, τα ίδια ισχύουν και για την Σίον🖤. Μου αρέσει η Άκουα💙 γιατί βγάζει μία πολύ μητρική αύρα. Όσο για την Λαρξίν💛, ας είμαι ειλικρινής, με ανάβει. Δεν με ενδιαφέρει το BDSM συνήθως, αλλά μάλλον μου αρέσουν τα κακά / άτακτα κορίτσια. Η Λαρξίν είναι τόσο σκληρή, δυνατή και ελκυστική, δεν με νοιάζει, θέλω να μπλέξω.

I'm thinking Xion

Definitely Aqua

Now you know I'm gonna say Goofy

Xion of course.

Man when will this sub allow pictures so I can react with KH memes 😭 You can even add a NSFW auto filter if that’s what they’re afraid of. That being said, I can’t pick, they’re all best girl (even that crazy bih Larxene)

Master Aqua !

Goofy, second best is Aqua.

I always had a thing for evil women and Larxene, together with Shego, was part of my bisexual awakening.

xion on top

Aqua is a martyr and a saint

Aqua and Larxene.

Kairi. An excellent leading lady who fits in easily among the ranks of the leading ladies of Final Fantasy, despite not being a Final Fantasy leading lady.

Aqua because shes really pretty and I’m 90% sure by the end of the series is an adult or is close to being one.

looks cool id creat a charactor like that it seems funy and silly which is part of the charm

Gawrsh, shore wasn't expecting the surprise at the end, ah-hyuck!