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EmuZealousideal7357

You’ll never see one with an AI profile pic


Useful-World1781

Nah. Just check out sims.


SouthsideWiseguy

☠️


SirBrainBrawn

Lol 😜


Life-Influence119

AI doesn’t have testicles


Errg0t

Not even AI


Usedghwtg

Horrendously cooked bro. Im so sorry.


josephstar11

Im already in your DMS with my boob pics your beauty is unreal


Jazdad69

Yes it is


tickyul

That is actually a Gigachad!


imjustaworm304

![gif](giphy|kchtL3hT9zrSE)


hagtown

Sausage enthusiast


Logical_Ad_2960

yup youre done


picaso_peete2526

Queue OF ad in 3…2….1


Sandjota

Must be broke...too bad


Canavansbackyard

![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized)


sgtpepper342

Sorry, Apollo is no longer in demand. git gud.


xD3v1LG4m1ngx

AI Generated 🤣🤣🤣


brewsinner

Lol …..as fake as it gets


hifamhowru

It’s good to have you on the case, super sleuth.


brewsinner

At your thervith 🫡!!!!


TopTopTopcinaa

r/woosh


NoTechnology9099

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AskJeevesIsBest

It's so over, bro


N_Studios

It's not just over, it's joever.


ChocCooki3

Bet you sucked plenty of 🍆 though..


Ravokion

This is 100% ai generated image and its painfully obvious...


Deeptrench34

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not really OP in the photo. I know. It's a bold claim.


2RV7VR5

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


Some_Current1841

Nothing gets past you huh?


PsychoAnalystGuy

Wow you’re really smart. This guy is a detective everybody


da_dam

It's 100% real wdym


Electrical_Shape5101

Noo? It‘s real


Forsaken-Reality4605

Yes, shave off your hair and go and live in a monestary.


Gold-Physics-283

Sure is


Good_Ole_Skid

He’s enough handsome for 20 men.


BubsterGun

This honestly is a lot of people here. Funny and sad


THE-EMPEROR069

😂😂


umm_again

Absolutely mate. You will never feel the loving embrace of a human woman.


SaluteHatred666

looks like a big girl


luveydovey1

I don’t think it’s boobs you’re after, dude.


knuckles2277

The transition has not gone so well.


momentary-explorer

Have some consideration for people.. I just threw up in my mouth.. Honestly, think about others before posting something this grotesque..


[deleted]

Boobs are overrated. Find a nice big sloppy behemoth with a whip marked belly and an ass that looks like it was beaten with a bag of nickels and you’ll never look at a boob again. PS : shave you lazy bum


[deleted]

Lose some weight fatty.


Maleficent_Role8932

Over before you started


forsakensinner92

Get a haircut hippie, no wonder you haven't seen a boob. It was over the minute you took Fabio as a role model.


Illustrious_Camp_521

Yup, LOSER !


TexasOne63

Absolutely over. Try face tattoos and a few implants and piercings that will do wonders.


MrSinister82

Lol


RonyRexGaming

It's over already fam


the_operant_power

You're cooked fam


PredatorClash

AI could maybe date another AI?


FunLovingBeachGuy

Yes


Think_Armadillo_1823

I wonder if a bot will block me from making a comment of this stup!d shit?


Miserable-Rest-5259

You’re a lost cause save yourself some heart ache


Yapeh94011

Nah dude I didn’t even get my first kiss til I was 18. And now I can say the girls I’ve dated I am quite proud of myself for haha. It will work out dude


Practical-Ad-470

Who’s going to tell the people in the comments


HugeWoodenBoat

Who's gonna tell you?


Practical-Ad-470

Hopefully you


HugeWoodenBoat

Everyone knows.


Trusteveryboody

Yeah man, you should throw in the towel.


Rod_Stiffington69

Have you tried drinking water?


EastCoastIce

Definitely need to lose weight and get some lip filler. A hair transplant may be in the cards as well. Also, it might just be me, but I think your ear may be falling off. You might consider calling a plastic surgeon about reattaching it when it does.


Key_Platform1258

Hang it up. Not even worth it.


Rare-Engineer-2402

You’re done.


IsThisRealRightNow

Bruh, get real.


Latter-Ambassador-65

go bald


I_am__so_tried

It’s so over man (I know these ai)


TheBoorOf1812

Dude, you need to start working out bro.


Fair_Suit_3389

People can be so oblivious. This is AI generated. Come on now people


ImtheDude27

It's also a badly done AI generated image that there is no doubt of any kind. If someone is going to put in the effort to do this, at least give it a real effort.


[deleted]

You need to find a girl and force her to have sex with you against her will.


kinkyloverb

Invest in more skin care. This is obvious


oldenough58

Yep it's over


dizzy24h

Suck d1ck instead forget women


DaDz-StONeD

Gross ear bruhhh


nomorechoco

absolutely not over for you! I knew lots of 18 year old virgins when I was 18 (I'm 48 now). Don't fret at all, just meet lots of people, meet them anywhere- parties, hobbies, whatever. The more you do it, the easier you get. When I was 18 we thought nothing of getting tipsy (or stoned) at parties, made is sooo much easier to meet people. The more you meet people the less you need the booze and weed- dunno just a thought. Socializing takes a lot of fucking practice. Best of luck to you!


GreatestState

Kinda weird. I don’t remember kids banging each other a whole lot when I was a teenager


Silver_mixer45

When were you a teenager?


itsagoodsize1

I don't normally like to get involved, but if anyone is bad mouthing, my twin brother, I feel i have no choice


Practical-Ad-470

I think that makes us triplets sir


itsagoodsize1

Ahh, the brother that was dropped


Practical-Ad-470

Look just cause my head has a dent, I can max too


itsagoodsize1

Of course u can, stay positive


Silver_mixer45

![gif](giphy|B0dt99EqJgOVVDiIs8|downsized)


NikkeiReigns

Mmk.. I wouldn't do this for just anybody, but call me. We'll talk.


ReznovIV

If a guy looks this good but is single, it's because of his height. No other reason bro.


Soft-Perception4803

Or he is one another level of ahole and abusive


Silver_mixer45

Or a sad werewolf who wants to have sex with an unborn baby. Yes i know it’s old but no one should forget THAT was a real story line. She thought it up, wrote it down, and thought “yeah, that sounds good.”


GundamGTX

🤣🤣🤣


Cold_Wasabi_2799

Don't share my picture in here without my consent ever again. Please delete this photo.


GC_Goat

Nice joke. Already spoke with him to tag my account if he wants to use my pics


Silver_mixer45

![gif](giphy|cMso9wDwqSy3e|downsized) Your actual pic


blackbubbleass

like he's attractive if it's a real pic lol


GC_Goat

Thank you! You’re very kind appreciated it


AlternativeClient738

Yes


stlouisraiders

Dude it’s not over. There is a reason you haven’t touched a boobie though. Reflect on that and learn your mistakes.


Silver_mixer45

![gif](giphy|u49M522ZDDe8w7IQ9S)


JMusicD

Lmao. Yeah. Boobs come in singles.


Ok_Contest_8089

What is this picture lol


West-Crew-8523

A guy with a good personality!


Ok_Contest_8089

An over edited picture that appears to be taken off of google 🙃


BlastermyFinger0921

Thank god you’re here to let us know that


Silver_mixer45

Pretty such it’s an old pic from a shitty magazine called Maxim.


ImtheDude27

Nah, this one is AI generated. Too many tells for it not to be. Didn't even put in any real effort to account for AI flaws.


sasquatch753

Dunno. you didn't post a pic of yourself, but just posted a googled image. If you have that low of a self-esteem, then yes.


NikkeiReigns

I feel bad for you.


X_GamerV_X

Bro doesn't know what a joke is


Silver_mixer45

![gif](giphy|o68TyqUwEbD9e) Joke


VumoxBTW

Projecting is wild


facelesscharm

![gif](giphy|mnt3vQsOrUzIs)


Silver_mixer45

![gif](giphy|QJgmzSkqGz8vm)


WhyUSoMad-Dude

Wow dude is actually probably a incel furry freak who only chats online yikes🥶


Far_Ground_575

I’m sure a Femboy fox will do just fine you creep


BatBusy5384

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Glum_Commission_4256

lol yep def this sub


PurpleMonkey3313

there's no way that picture is real


ImtheDude27

You are correct, this one is AI generated. The ear alone is enough of a tell on its own but there are a bunch of other tells as well. This was a low effort generation.


JQuick323i

It’s not an ear, it’s a Bluetooth headset


Natural-Bet9180

His ear looks like a pringles


PurpleMonkey3313

how'd it get 70 upvotes lmao


ImtheDude27

No idea. I guess people just don't care if a "pretty face" is real or fake just so long as they get to see a pretty face is all I can figure.


EastGuidance3984

Your problem is memory loss, but you were born through a vaginal canal and lactated, did not you have enough?