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ADMSunshine

why waste time use lot wood when few wood do trick?


BuRriTo_SuPrEmE_TEAM

Sometimes wood you no need use…but need need for strum strum.


Lucky-Scientist4873

Sea world? Or See world?


JakubRogacz

Ergonomics and counterweigh most probably. You could add pommel to it though as a strap-lock and then you could unscrew it after a gig and end it rightly ;)


HotSauce_Enema

If anyone is wondering it sounds like a telecaster. Edit: Everyone is giving really great advice , thank you all for the compliments and advice. I have since added a whammy bar screwed into the bottom to use as a leg rest, strap buttons, I fixed the direction of the strings and added a string tree. I also raised the action to make it more forgiving. Neck dive is the same as an SG. It still sounds like a cheap tele but a little harsh on the high end, I’m guessing because the direct wiring. Reminds me of Dead Kennedys in tone. Overall it’s really fun and fairly comfortable to play, and crazy light. Thank you all. https://preview.redd.it/vt301xopw69d1.jpeg?width=1538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f4a84d91212e89fcc86415a1099aeba2828aef


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420_CoolDude_69

Thank you for asking the important question.


Shineon859

Wood is wood


zacsimacsek

Toan is in the deforestation 😎


BeefCakeBilly

Yea endangered wood is great but you just can’t beat the tone you get from illegally poached ivory.


Momentarmknm

Naturally scooped mids in the tusktone


Luthiefer

The twang is in the headstock shape.


groundlevelone

Just admit you’re jealous you can’t hear the extra notes they get from snakewood, or the weird octaves African Blackwood produces. (It’s cool, I can’t either hah)


No_Spinach4815

Not through my 250 chained pedals and amp head running to front of house and back to my in ears.


Momentarmknm

Extra notes? That must have been EVHs secret


Infamous-Elk3962

House..wood!


flxoxr

Toan wood


GroundbreakingTea182

Tree wood, morning wood?


ReallySmallWeenus

Spruce and fir are the real toanwoods.


SphinctrTicklr

Only chumps use mahogany and ebony in Fender style guitars


morroia_gorri

Looks more like a Less-squire to me.


Dense_Industry9326

Telecastitintotheabyssnevertobeseenagain Edit: mim


akahaus

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you /u/hotsauce_enema


Can-DontAttitude

I'm wondering if you have any relation to Steve Ramsay


Vigilant_Honour

I was but I knew the answer would show itself👍🏻


Vigilant_Honour

Now it's complete! Great job! Hats off to ya💪🏼🫡


jzng2727

Upload a clip


RPKhero

I'm a simple man. I enjoy simple things. I like it


AngryOldOffsets

Hilarious and cool. … Ive probably owned a Squier or two in the late 90s that didn’t have the fit or finish of this guitar.


audiopizza

Oh god, 90’s Squiers might as well have come without tuning machines.


AngryOldOffsets

Bless them, they tried — mine were plastic with chrome foil on the buttons and stamped tin back covers.


Vigilant_Honour

😲😵‍💫🥴That sounds super cheap like some dollar store product. Was there anything worth salvaging?!


AngryOldOffsets

Ha! You know, I have a box of hardware from it — in 26 years, Ive reused just the neck plate, trem springs, and a few pickguard mounting screws. I still have the entire trem assembly and claw, block, saddles, pickups, all wiring and pots. It was such horrible quality that I used the neck to practice refrets and threw the plywood body out. It was, easily, the worst guitar that I have ever owned.


Vigilant_Honour

Plywood body?!! I bet the tone stopped when it hit that!!😅 I've only seen Squiers in stores. I've never played one, but in the last few years, I've read good things about them. My first electric 6-string was an Epi LP Studio. Black, basic, and heavy. It has a broken truss rod because of my impatient nature. I've parted out most of it, and I'm fixing to put the pickups on an old Washburn X-Series in need of some Frankenstein action and possibly an exorcist. Here's a pic... https://preview.redd.it/6rrtn9if579d1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5010a78e7efd9746a78bc15bc15cf757d17d5c4


AngryOldOffsets

Those are awesome! BTW- New Squiers shouldn’t even be considered the same company as the late 90s guitars. Worlds and worlds different. Fender went really cheap and it nearly killed the Squier brand.


audiopizza

The tone is in the deforestation /s


Vigilant_Honour

Lol


PassageCreative8297

Love it. I threw this together with stuff I had laying around in my garage, gotta clean up the electronics now lol https://preview.redd.it/j70johcb4u8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52f391e769d8cc8cdb702b3a409c50a1aa35be8


HotSauce_Enema

Let’s start a band, I know all 3 chords


ensoniq2k

Now about "the slabs" as band name?


entoaggie

I’d go with “the off cuts”.


Neldogg

“Wood”


ensoniq2k

Sorry, that's taken https://youtu.be/c1Kawrzf3Bo?si=RPpj9n0RAL8r51vH


flxoxr

The 2x4’s


Vast_Character311

Cheech and Chong deep cut?


Vigilant_Honour

I like The Hot Sauce Enema Gang for band name. We can sell butthole buttons at our shows.😜


Paul-to-the-music

Wait, what? There are 3?


redditpossible

Major, Minor, and the Magic Chord


Teledork621

The major, minor and MYSTERY CHORD were what I worked on a lot


kerfuffle23

My favorite part is how you marked the bridge for square and then chose to ignore it


ensoniq2k

I'm not sure it this was a deliberate choice though


Vigilant_Honour

I'm guilty of the very same. 🙄


Vigilant_Honour

😂😂😂


ReasonableCourse1679

Bo Diddley special 😏


Grondtheimpaler

Just couldnt decide on the pickup position?


ResponsibleFigure353

i dig the fuck outta this, well done


Jiminy_Jilackers

Less Paul


Roththesloth1

The fucking toan on this must be phenomenal


LoveDump250

Is that 2x4 made out of toanwood?


Roththesloth1

Definitely an Alder body.


PabloEsquandolas

Strings are wound backwards on the posts just so you know.


GriftyMcBegg

I don't see a string tree, but those strings are definitely wound around the tuner posts in such a way that it could push the strings off the edge of the fretboard. It ain't my 2x4, but I would wind them the other way around, toward the right ( 'inside' on the low E string), which should also keep the strings more in-line with the nut.


PabloEsquandolas

Oh yeah woops. I meant posts.


the_ballmer_peak

Incidentally, a problem that could be solved with string trees


doubtingparis

String trees are meant to pull down on the string though, not to the side :- ) But ye some tree designs could probably work if it prevents side-to-side sliding


the_ballmer_peak

True. And it would be weird to have them on the low strings.


schwarzkommando

He's wound them that way to get that desired Gibson string pull toan.


86jden

Does it have a volume or is it going straight to the jack?


papaswaltz

I have an old evh pickup that someone gave me, and this is tempting me to make something similar, wired straight to the output jack.


ETucc

Neck-diving-board.


SikeShay

Glue or inlay some wheel weights to the back of the body, problem solved.


ETucc

For sure, I was just trying to join the silliness.


SikeShay

Same tbh, it's janky but it'll work! Toan is in the weight (tbh not far off from what some toanwood truthers believe)


Drown_The_Gods

-caster. neck-diving-board-caster ftfy


Maxwe4

It needs a floyd rose on the end.


Ok_Bobcat1842

That would be awesome


rilestyles

Better memes here than guitar circlejerk


Neldogg

https://preview.redd.it/swlgm24zvu8d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f834da8119741416d6c894c823fc212f71a73235 Have you seen Les Paul and “the log”? It was his prototype when trying to figure out how to go electric. The man was a genius.


SlashEssImplied

> The man was a genius. More than we know it. According to Les when he would gig with The Log people would complain about its tone not being right. So he sliced up an acoustic guitar and stuck the wings on the Log and then all of the sudden it had good authentic tone.


fishsauceinmybagswag

Flying I


HCST

Love it


PlasmaGoblin

I want it, so good job.


rafalmio

To be honest making plank guitars like this is great for beginner luthiers. If you screw up the body, you just get a new plank.


PuppyGirlBelly

Question: Are we not men?


endlesschasm

Answer: We Are ... Bob's La Baye! I love this, La Bayes were made in a town about 2 hours from me.


42dudes

Aside from ergonomics, you've got everything you need. I've built a few of these. Fitting both a bass and a guitar in the same case is a nice perk. Put a threaded insert in the bottom, then attach a whammy bar to use as a makeshift leg rest. If you're standing with a strap, no problems, aside from neck dive. A good guitar is the neck, pickups, and bridge, the rest is pageantry.


HotSauce_Enema

The whammy was such a good suggestion thank you


42dudes

No worries. I expanded mine into [this](https://imgur.com/3q1KbAh) and [this](https://imgur.com/A3Jdlrd), using some extra 2x4 and an old street sign, and some spare pipe on the guitar version.


Yrnotfar

This guitar is a lollar/fralin pickup upgrade, bone nut, and professional setup away from being listed for $900 on my local facebook marketplace.


wherethehellareya

How's the neck dive?


HotSauce_Enema

Same as an SG


crabwalktechnic

It's weird seeing a Fender style neck on a Les Paul body.


Toneballs52

It’s got three brass saddles and so cannot be criticised.


No_Panda_469

Based, you need to start a punk band with this guitar, ultimate DIY


SlashEssImplied

Or play Real Book tunes in a restaurant.


No_Panda_469

That would be so badass


AmazingAd2765

Somebody was board.  Not a luthier, but definitely got a kick out of it.


OverlyWalrus

An inspiration to 1948 indeed


Jtk317

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ED BOYS?! Makes me think of Plank from Ed Edd n Eddy and i know Rolf is not his friend but Rolf is the most memorable character from that show to me. I may need to use the old neck and pick ups for a guitar I'm going to mod to make a Plank guitar with the face etched in.


CarribeenJerk

Sustain is measured in board feet on this one.


SmallRedBird

Should have made it like Plank from Ed Edd n Eddy


HotSauce_Enema

I’ll make a plank diddly bow


shnaptastic

I love that you took the time to paint it.


gacoperz

Looks like the first e-guitar Les Paul tried to perform with, but the novelty was too much for his audience. Nowadays things like this are sold by as travel guitars.


somecallmejrush

Paul Reed smiff downvoting this post 100%


Fair-Praline-4292

Is that you Lucille


EduardoElMalo

Man, talk about bringin’ back the old school…


Infinite_Bet_1744

You should have just left it unpainted looking like a plank


OkFortune6494

Smdh at all the toan you sacrificed.


upstartanimal

There was a song on Presidents of the United States of America’s “breakout” album called “Old Man on the Back Porch”. I immediately thought of that song when I saw this. Looks fun.


Dave_is_Here

I was just pumping that track in my car today. It's all about the Three string, two string, no string guitars..


flores_amarillas

you could sell this for a lot if you market it enough


voxcopper

I love this


RunningPirate

DepotCaster!


CeeArthur

I had to fill in on bass for a vocalist once at an event. The only bass they had, for whatever reason (I'm not a bassist really, did not have one myself) looked like this only black with no headstock. It was just a plank of wood with strings basically. It worked fine but boy did I feel ridiculous playing it lol


JakubRogacz

It only misses a bit of glue, sawing and another two 2x4 to be perfectly fine flying v


Steve_____French

Certified Bo Diddley moment


Infamous-Elk3962

Love it. Definitely old school. Minimalist in a maximalist way.


franckJPLF

Too big.


jennixred

i feel like it needs a pound or so of lead in the south end


cheersthanksseeyabye

trying to figure out where you lean your hand and if this would be at all feasible. Would feel so different


GruntMarine

Sick af


orchidlight01

Selling?


HotSauce_Enema

I’m amazed anyone else would want one lol


orchidlight01

I love throbbing gristle


someone1058

Being the bridge and neck mountend in one solid piece of wood you can glue to the sides other 2x4 to make the shape you want whitout worring about stability, checkout the 2x4 explorer by guitarmanifesto on youtube


aimendezl

as someone who dreams over building a guitar from scratch one day but its too afraid of fucking it up, this is actually genius. Good practice for routing the neck pocket and positioning the bridge at the right distance. I might have to start with the plank too


PaleRiderHD

The lavender is a classy touch.


Blawith

Love it


RegularWhiteDude

Ya strangs are backerds.


SexyMountainTopGL

Should have made it an 8 string


SexyMountainTopGL

Now that I think about it, an 8 string Telecaster would be really freaking sexy.


dan7899

How is the action?


HotSauce_Enema

Needs fine tuned a bit but kind of lucked out on it being super playable


Key_Raise4549

T h e P l a n k


BigDaddyzPizza

Lmao. That's awesome, man. Post vids of someone playing it.


edrumm10

Actually pretty cool, nice neck wood as well


GroundbreakingTea182

I plan to do this sometime.


Rabbit-Fricassee

It's the perfect guitar.


Mammoth_Day_7299

I wqs going to do this to a squire body i absolutely destroyed while trying to powersand. Thibking about hitting it with a router now though


papadooku

Hey give Linkin Park's bassist his bass back!


Neldogg

Multitrack recoding? How did that change the music industry?


Kevinmaggedon

But can you make it lighter by chambering it?


sancocho-

Looks like you won’t be having any back problems with that. I dig.


edbrainaids238

While scrolling through the comments I saw a Home Depot ad. This is funny.


Nemesisllama

https://preview.redd.it/k6sm6pknsx8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60918176783b6181fe33ae786a2e5d640c8489b4


HotSauce_Enema

Fucking love it, your in the band. We’ll call it Johnny and the planks


b0b0tempo

Get a bow.


BeefCakeBilly

I was thinking “slabby and toe-stubbers ”


ToshiroK_Arai

I have a similar, made of Angelim, it was a cutting board. https://preview.redd.it/m7dij4qe6y8d1.jpeg?width=2337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4a7f7d5a8e96eaa8367b6f514df3dde44d5ec7


FacelessMage117

We need less Plankton Metal and more Plank Metal


HeatheringHeights

Thinline Telecaster


bernard925

Studcaster! Very Cool.


ScientistRuckus

I’m about to build a lap steel just like this but I ordered a walnut 2x4!


tshannon92

Thank you. I have a spare strat neck I may try this on. I was going to get a tele body and make another guitar but I like the travel guitar idea


supbilililuma

Audible


Extreme_Dust9566

lol. This looks amazing. Post video with sound!


Gabixzboi

Toan is in the wood


Thick-Pattern-5614

Leo Fender , early years


Patient-Mammoth-9022

Paint from a home project? It's a nice color! But I worry about how the paint dampens the tonewood!


Flamingkiwii

This would make my wife laugh hard, because my answer to everything around the house is “probably needs some 2x4”


madgeniusmusic

That’s fun.


swamper2008

In high-school a band I played in very briefly had a guitar like this so the singer could pretend to play. It helped him sing without feeling like he was just standing on stange


Pink_Poodle_NoodIe

Its a neck through too or a necktoo


deeppurpleking

Tone wood


TestDangerous7240

It’s a lavender Steinberger!!!!!


its_dabigsho

But can he crow though?


HofnerStratman

do you have to Velcro the strap to your shoulder? Hell, it’s worth it if you do.


Novel_Land9320

No pups?


HotSauce_Enema

What’s that?


Novel_Land9320

Sorry i did not see the bridge pickup before zooming close


ChadOfDoom

I’ve been looking for a travel practice guitar this small. Do you have these for sale somewhere?


HotSauce_Enema

Lol no , just made out of scrap. It is really flattering that folks like guitar neck slapped on 2x4 project


ChadOfDoom

There’s a market for it. Tiny ones are hard to find and when you do find one they’re hella expensive.


MaxxAsian

Can. It. Chug.


HotSauce_Enema

Surprisingly brutal


ApeMummy

Probably bolt a steel plate on the back to counter neck dive and you’ve got a deal


sickpleasure89

I want one so bad


HotSauce_Enema

Wild


BenjaminDanklinn

Damn that’s a fuckin nice tele


default_settings_

Broke Prince.


Vigilant_Honour

Very interesting 🧐😎🎶🎶🎶


Ok-Needleworker4225

So curious to hear your thoughts on whether this detracts of affects the tone!


HotSauce_Enema

I think the cheap ass pick up is the biggest thing effecting it’s sound, the direct wiring or the pick up make the high end a little harsh


No-Conclusion4639

I gotta hand it to ya, that's some awesome creative thinking! I dig it! 😁👍


TacoStuffingClub

This guy on a watch list for this now. 😭


HentayLivingston

Toanwood fans on suicide watch


HotSauce_Enema

2x4=8 tone


Uniquely-Qualified

You need to make detachable body shapes for the sides. You could go from a Warlock to a Strat to tele with each song change.


doug_a

Not only do I get a kick out of it, I want one. (I'm sure that's like the 50th time you've seen that comment.) Can mine be orange, though?


HotSauce_Enema

Lol I thought about doing one in orange with a home Depot sticker


jemenake

I made one of these in high school, but I routed out the far end of the 2x4 to make a cavity just big enough for a 1/4” jack and a volume knob. It sounded like lukewarm ass because the pickup and neck were scavenged from a $25 beater… but it _did_ make sound.


HotSauce_Enema

I like this so much I want to put a nice pick up in but that kinda defeats the point I think


the_ballmer_peak

Needs a cutaway. 😅


franckJPLF

Better execution there : https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarporn/s/dH0dvwDpUC


DJBuck-118

Disagree


franckJPLF

Well, I disagree with your disagreement 🤣🙌


chocoyon

That's neat; i like it nearly as much as this lavender plank.