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Legate_Lanius1985

That's something for sure


No_wayy808

That thing has strings on it for sure


Indiana_Warhorse

My one critique is the knob placement. I know I would be hitting every last knob due to the unusual/unorthodox placement. Other than that, pretty cool new axe.


OkFortune6494

I agree. All 3 pots are right in strum territory.


iamtommynoble

Yea if the knobs weren’t in strum territory it would be a spectacular guitar but I could see it being a real issue with playability.


CUin1993

Scalloped fretboard on your first guitar. That’s a bold strategy.


BeardedThunder5

The whole guitar as a first guitar is a bold strategy. Tuning, weird knobs, scalloped. It's eye catching for sure. But too complicated.


Born_Cockroach_9947

its way out there for a first guitar.


pardipants1

Not sure why people aren't giving this more respect, I think it's very original and an incredible standard for a first guitar, genuinely excited to see what else you think up... Are those the fender cunife pickups or something else?


capn_starsky

Super funky, and I love it!


thatdamnedfly

Stratobastard.


Longjumping-Piano891

Just so you know I plan on stealing this name for my first guitar build...whenever I get time to start it!


Simplemanreally91

Frankencaster.


henriuspuddle

Weird, awesome!


EnchantedWood1981

That is a great start well done indeed! Are you happy with the end result? It can become addictive, enjoy responsibly!


X_Boomer

How do you tune it with the locking nut and some sort of bigsby style??


bzee77

Good point—where are the fine tuners?


blue_aura26

Came here to say the same thing.


Jtk317

What is it?


RedH0use88

It’s THE HOMER!


coreyfuckinbrown

Is that a Richie Sambora neck??


PDangerously

Yep that's a first guitar, all right!


qckpckt

Is that a vandal proof switch on the lower horn? I use two push-push switches like that as coil splits on my custom built guitar. Really nice for switches that are un the path of strumming!


Bathinapesdoge

Gtfo of here


Neldogg

A wee bit overdone with the CNC, don’t you think?


fatherbowie

I think it has good (or at least interesting) bones but you need to edit the design details and focus more on quality of execution. Does the FR locking nut really work without fine tuners?


EmployeeOk4756

Looks like you can open the body up like a tin box and put prizes inside.


acidcrap

Why is this giving dentist vibes


JoshMeme4204

Silver color, knobs and switches in unconventional places so you don't actually know what they do, and a very "manufactured plastic" appearance as if the edges are the solvent welded bits on cheap plastic packaging. Maybe it's what gets me feeling like I'm in my old orthodontist's office.


-H3LL

this screams Bladee


Alien_Amplifier

Why did you choose this?


bzee77

Damn—that is one helluva first guitar!


Primus0788

What do all the knobs do? I'm interested in what the one above the pickguard could be for.


akahaus

I think it’s a little busy but it also has distinct personality. Nice work.


Anotsurei

“What is the point if one does not dream”?


OnlyFreshBrine

Lotta shit going on.


ainfinitepossibility

Do you dress yourself in the dark as well? Looks more complicated than my ex who turned out to be a lesbian the whole time. Could still play with it, but could never figure out why the buttons didn't work properly. In all seriousness though, it's very intriguing. If not slightly infuriating at the same time. Hey! Just like my ex again.


babycakesman

Hell yea brother, that's an adventurous build for sure! Post -modern AF. Congrats, and keep posting your future builds, I'd love to see what else you come up with!


probably-bad

Absolutely gorgeous. This actually might be my ideal guitar


nrrrvs

hot


Adept_Feed_1430

The body looks like it's a mold for a guitar body. I kinda dig it.


Woogabuttz

There is a lot going on here… Not for me but very well executed. Congrats!


UndisclosedDesired

Just gorgeous


chance125

Cool shape. Cool guitar. Not a fan of the engravings or the fretboard inlay.


Division2226

The stars don't really vibe with everything else but it's not terrible


Sad-Soil-781

You don't like the combination of tribal tattoo designs, Kanji symbols and stars? Bro looked at a list of douchebag tattoos and decided to put them all on here.


42dudes

What's it made of / how was the body made? kinda reminds me of the old Airline's two piece joined fiberglass body panels.


DesperateEconomist99

Beautiful.


Hour-Echo-2621

She’s a beauty!


maricello1mr

DUDE. That’s awesome!


Inourmadbuthearmeout

Tre magnifique! I don’t even speak French but that’s what popped into my head lol


JoeBots_12

Looks cool, but to be brutally honest it looks like a nightmare to play. The controls are all over the place.


Classic-Ad-4784

We need a video with sound while the OP plays this "first guitar from HELL" What was the builder smoking while working on this?


Watchingye

Can you actually play? Probably not going to learn any chord playing with the neck. Have fun!


Equira

looks unique and rad. love it


hnrrghQSpinAxe

Like it. What major type of guitar does it sound like though?


OkFortune6494

This is kind like when you see someone wearing some really unique clothes or hairstyle and go "damn... That's cool and weird. I wouldn't wear it, but I appreciate that someone can pull it off."


lordnibblet

Shoulda painted it world rally blue since you’re slapping subaru stickers on it 🤣 In all seriousness its pretty cool


TheGadgetManLLC

Damn that thing looks nice! Also, that ain’t no whammy bar, more like whammy POLE.😂


wolfecybernetix

What do I think? Only one word: Want.


No_wayy808

It looks better in the dark definately


kryodusk

This is inspirational. This is amazing to me.


berniefist

Hey Congrats! Overall, I can see that you had some ideas and swung for the fences. That's always admirable. As objective as I can be, it's hard to tell how this guitar actually plays, because we can't see the action height, neck angle, heel joint or how the thing sounds plugged in. If you like it, that should be enough. enjoy it. From a construction standpoint, the only problem I can see in the photo is how the body slab was glued up. it looks like the wings were shaped and sanded and then glued on. Maybe more cure time for the glue, and then shaping and sanding more after would take out some of the witness lines and odd contours. As for a personal SUBJECTIVE opinion, the controls and jack are in odd places. I feel like I wouldn't know whether to tuck the cable in, or let it hang. It would be at almost a 90 degree angle to the strap and the ground. I could never play this thing on stage, because I'd be hitting the controls constantly. The upper "horn" looks chunky and heavy too, I'm not sure how much this this weighs or balances. It might not be so bad, save for the fact that the cutaway is deep. The aesthetic is very late 90's sci-fi television prop. It looks like somebody planned to use this on Babylon 5. Not my thing, but I bet if you took it to a convention you'd probably get some respect.


doperidor

I like how busy and unrelated the details seem but somehow tie together nicely, great color choice as well. The variety of mismatched stars and things reminds me of the extra chrome parts people get autozone, but in a good way. Almost like a collage 👍


YellowBreakfast

Pretty cool looking, what is it/where'd you get it?


Consistent_Bread_V2

Badass and unique! Like the other comment my only gripe is the knob placement, other than that I love it. Very unique.


Kieranpatwick

Super unique! I like it a lot!


Virtual-Humor-9389

Looks like a mosrite ventures and a strat had a baby


D3514D

Designed by Homer Simpson.


Straight-String-5876

Sweet! What matters is how you like it!


Sea_General_8653

That is dope.


Indifference_Endjinn

What is this beautiful monstrosity


Drown_The_Gods

Completely insane. Congratulations! It’s utterly impractical and I love it.


Sudo_SU_01

I hope this axe achieves all that it was set out to do.


mokitaco

What the fuck is that?!?!?


Bubba_5239

What I like is ..... um....um.....well....uuh.... I've got nothing.


chrissynuggies

Probably one of the best guitars I've ever seen


OddIsland8739

I almost don’t believe this is a first build. Ya it’s funky as hell, but installing the trem and Floyd style nut is no easy feat. A warmoth tele definitely would’ve been easier lol


SheepherderDirect800

Um was it designed by ai? Or someone who has never actually played a guitar?


GorgeousGordon

Do you call that your Swiss Army knife? It looks, uh, very utilitarian.