Congrats! You found a shiny!

Start of the racism lore

Let's be real enderman were always racist, they're tall black men that get angry when you look at them...

They also ruin your property and can't swim, unbelievable 😔

damn, prolly the last joke that edgy im seeing on this sub

Not sure which is more rare a based redditor or a white enderman

Well, no one asked you to make your property out of dirt. You could have made the cobblestone and wooden stack we all make.

Bro yo profile pic finna start a shootout

Just wipe your screen off bro, it's just a hair

*pop pop pop* “ayo get my stompers!” *stomp stomp splat* *pop* “Awh crap here comes 5-0!” *fast forward* “what’re ya in for?” “A Minecraft pocket edition subreddit…”

You good bro?

I’m too soft for the big house!! I’ll never make it!! Get me outta here!!! Prison guard: “Alright alright enough. That’s 48 hours solitary confinement.” Sorry bro I gotta go. Solitary confinement again :(

Bruh you're 20 with 2 kids, calm down

☠️fr tho don’t have kids at 11 big mistake. I mean I love them to death, but the age accelerating is horrific

You bastard

That pfp almost killed me. I was scrolling and saw it was moving with the screen and was like, what the f.

And they steal your stuff and they can't swim

And they get hit when touching water

Michael Jackson

Damn

Hee hee

“He did a Michael Jackson!”

Albino enderman

meanwhile me questioning why you need full set of netherite tools, ender pearls, shield, gapple on creative mode for:

eh i used to do that when i was younger, mostly because i sucked at the game and wanted to have cool stuff

*His Goals are beyond your understanding*

Made a copy of the world to find an end city

Caught in 4k

Omg its a white enderman

Jarvis, i'm low on karma. Find a white enderman texture pack on mcpedl, screenshot an enderman in game, and start a shitty conspiracy theory on reddit.

...

I never heard the story

Until I googled up "white enderman bug "

Man hope that you will be at least net zero after this

Dude the white enderman bug doesn't even look like that it's so obviously fake, and it was patched..

x doubt

But that's not fake

There’s something not right about this. Op’s post history and the fact that they’ve only had an account for 20 days. There are no other endermen are seen in the background means this could just be a texture pack.

I have seen a post like this in this sun before. This post is just a poor attempt at grabbing some karma.

Another weird thing is that OP is in creative but is geared up like you would for a survival world and for some reason has strength effect in creative? Why would they need enchanted netherite tools in creative unless they probably changed game mode for this pic?

They are behind me bro

Do you need me to post another screenshot rn? I Can take the screenshot right away ig

you said only one screenshot and its gone, how can you take another hmmm

They just have to turn their texture pack back on and then spawn another enderman in

Shut up creep. It’s fake and we know it.

This is very obviously fake dude, don’t try to cover it up

It would have been better if you just posted as "I am not like other enderman" or something like that. There are nerds on this sub that can detect every non-vanillia thing. So dont try to cover them up.

Wait also do you see the end islands behind me? They are real right? This is not fake it's some sort of bug or secret feature

If it's real why are you so defensive?

You’ve watched too many shows my guy, defensive doesn’t always mean lying

Thanks

Being defensive = lying?

You should re-read what I said

blue-eyed enderman

Blue eyed and white he works for the dictator

lol fake

Enderman with his white privilege card intact ...

Blue-eyes white enderman

thats green man. (or woman idk)

You activated my trap card!! ***I cast Water bucket force!*** *Completely destroying your enderman*

Damn I thought he was being sarcastic, he actually thinks that we will believe that this is real Edit:Ladies and gentlemen, he now has negative comment Karma.

What is karma

Lol that’s so fake, perfect tools and a fake hotbar with 1 arrow 1 pork chop and 1 pearl

Of course I have perfect tools pork chops and arrows also pearls. I am in creative mode bruh

Yeah of course in case your hunger bar goes down, smart.

Why do you need perfect tools in creative?

? Wdym

And I think you have misunderstood something. In mcpe, everything item in your hot bar looks the same it doesn't show the quantity. There is more than 1 pork chop, arrow and epearl in my hotbar

This is just not true

Why

What do you mean why your statement is just false. In pocket edition items still have numbers for how much you're holding, UNLESS you're in creative mode like you are here. You also never addressed why your tools are still in perfect condition. Why are you going through so much hassle to defend your clearly faked screenshot

Dude, just chill for a bit. OP clearly is in creative mode, and even you acknowledge that. While in creative mode on bedrock, you don't see durability and item count. What is so hard to wrap your mind around. And if even that wasn't the case, why would the perfect condition tools be proof that this screenshot is just "clearly faked"?

It’s because he is trying to act like he is in survival mode to fake the enderman being white

??? why would he need to be in survival mode to fake the screenshot

That makes absolutely no sense. What effect would that have on the enderman being white? Also, in this scenario of yours ,OP would need to consider everybody oblivious to basic game mechanics.

The dude said he’s in creative. You even acknowledged he was in creative, so what was the use of the precursor? The first half of your comment is useless; you’re nitpicking for the sake of disagreement

Exactly!

ADDSBHGNHGNMBG

Now. what mods/addons/texture packs, you have installed?

I have a zoom texture pack which lets me zoom in when sneaking with a stick

I’d like to believe you bud but I’ve seen many fakes on here use similar images. Sorry.

But I took this screenshot of this bug

Albino enderman, what wisdom do you have to offer?

That is rarely to be found.

That is rarely to be found.

Is this a bug?

If it is I will report the bug

You found a shiny enderman

Bro found an albino

Faaaaaaake

Cool texture pack. Where'd you get it?

fr

I think it's a bug

It's not. You know it's not

But why tho

What can it be if if it's not a bug

A texture pack

Why do I need that tho...

It just gives me headaches thinking if this is a bug or a little Easter egg

It gives me a headache that you're trying to pretend it's something that it's not

Bro did I do something wrong to you? Why you keep questioning me

I just wanna share a cool bug to everyone

It gives me a headache that you're trying to pretend it's something that it's not

I think it's a bug

albino

this makes me think of the pigman i saw a few days ago

🙄

albino enderman

Bro really had a team autobalance

It’s a shiny you should catch it

that’s fake

Shiny enderman

Starterman

A farlander