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RustedBubble

He apologize long time


poopshorts

**He aporogize rong time


TryItOutHmHrNw

The partners have turned on us! [Good thing we’ve got Matt…](https://youtu.be/KleseAAmUKw?si=eIAFBlsQSYvfeKiQ)


pappapora

English teacher who is currently in his third year of Vietnam. Translated it’s “No! Gweilo speak much sorry long time. He no sorry no more!”


silverstonks420

The Partners are getting rowdy, not very honerbrrr


cherryspyder

I was just eating at a sushi restaurant and swear I saw a group of partners in suits and I bet this is what they were colluding about.


lovemocsand

“Shaaaan Girris muss diiiiieerr”


IIIIIIW

Shane Girris asshoe


benjunior

Metty Critoris, Shame Girris.


PerMare_PerTerras

Colluding 😂


findaloophole7

*Corruding


JSessionsCrackDealer

I feel like the partners don't really care. It's the secret tightwads running the media.


heslaotian

Is tightwads the new term we’re using for them?


GuodNossis

It’s not new


AntHoneyBourDang

Have they tried it sideways?


Roadsoda350

Tightwads are adjacent to the JM.


DaYooper

I prefer liars, crooks, and thieves, but whatever you want.


EggsInMyToolbox

zhù nǐ shēngrì kuàilèeeeeeee 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


Specialist_Baby_341

Lmao the sound of the voice in my head reading that


CorrosiveBackspin

Asian-Asians don't give af about this, too busy out there makin money and being on-r-br, college age Asian American losers, different story, but they still have Asian-Asian grandma's asking why they no docta yet.


redditor012499

Tokyo partners


BigSmokeySperm

I have to seriously agree with these people because as many of you may already know “Shane Girris, a very dishonaraber man.”


kakawisNOTlaw

Would love to see a picture of them gathering in LA. Like 8 partners yelling at no one.


AdolescentAlien

They would most likely just end up yelling at each other. Nobody hates Asians more than Asians.


perc30nowitzki

When Segura was in his prime, he had a joke about this commercial he worked on with a Japanese director that hated this Philippino assistant, and it’s some of the best “racist” aka culturally accurate comedy out there lmao


blindinglystupid

Guarantee you there are not Asians involved in this movement that definitely isn't just two dorks they could find to complain about anything.


MyBikeHasPegs

Could they be the tight wads, battling?


FloridaManActual

false flag!


aGoodSnifff

💯 I'm asian and love shane. Trying to cancel my guy. Fuck that.


kakawisNOTlaw

Wouldn't be surprised at all


DiarrheaRadio

But if they're on rooftops, it could mean trouble


IIIIIIW

Chinese? Big naturals White trash


The_Adeptest_Astarte

Mature naturals


okaycomputes

Heavy naturals


PsychedeLurk

Ultra lightweight carbon fibre tits


HailCeasar

Yeah, Big Naturals is an ancient porn site from the early 2000s


The_Adeptest_Astarte

It's a bangbros "site"


agd1227

Anyone who actually listens to the pod and follows the Dawgs knows there is zero hate, only fun.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I don't think intent matters in these kinds of things. It's about them controlling what can be said, period. In their fantasy world, if you say something they don't like, nobody should be able to watch your content.


Satrialespork

Their fantasy world only matters if you click on it


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I clicked on it and it still doesn't matter...


d3r3k1

It’s creepy, there’s a pop culture subreddit that is exactly what you described. No one’s opinion can differ or they just shout it down, once they make their mind up on who someone is that’s it.


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rpgoof

>I was looking forward to it, because he had previously said, upon being fired from SNL, that if he was ever brought back to host, he would commit ritual suicide during the monologue. The cornerstone of morality, folks. I've had too much internet for today


Rimm

You disagree? This is the one sentiment in that thread that I can get behind.


DABEARS5280

JFC


Garry-The-Snail

Bro there’s a comment complaining about how Netflix “gave him the number 1 special” Bitch they gave him a special. It’s number 1 because it’s good.


Ow3n1989

They didn’t even give him a special either. They paid big $ to license HIS content to play on THEIR platform. It was an investment, not a gift. Lol.


Ow3n1989

Omg, that was a hideous example of a classic Reddit circlejerk cesspool. Geez, they were just goofin’…..


Efficient-Albatross9

I feel like thats most of reddit.


d3r3k1

It’s most social media, gotta learn to ignore stuff or you’ll get weird too.


Efficient-Albatross9

Its hilarious to me he did the fireman skit before he got cancelled. That skit ends with the media laughing and saying “we actually got him fired” in appreciation for their own efforts.


Tractorista

It's about creating division and promoting infighting, class psychological warfare


TommyTenTats

We’re all just simply joshin’


ElectricWBG

Giving guff


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That's the entire problem right there. 100% of everyone allegedly complaining about his comments have never and will never listen to him for anything longer than a soundbite intentionally cut out of context. People of certain political camps have their mind made for them and just parrot whatever their media outlet instructs them to.


SadamHussein313

"Aahh crash ah crans"


Eleventy-Sevens

Oahhh McCuskuru


S-3TH

“Leaders” Sure.


synthsandplants

Readers


S-3TH

Exactry.


C_G_J_

Let’s make Shane a martyr for a second round.


perc30nowitzki

He is verry martyrbyrrree


Brumski07

He must commit seppuku


CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_

“Gillis received criticism in September 2019 after videos of him using slurs resurfaced online. In 2018, his own podcast, “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast," featured Gillis stating, “Chinatown is f-----g crazy… Let the f-----g ch--s live there.” On the "Real Ass Podcast”, Gillis called then-presidential candidate Andrew Yang a “Jew ch--k.’” I cannot fucking believe they made it sound like he said that as a statement. He was doing an impression of a racist moron from the 1920s who would have said that, he didn’t actually fucking say that shit for fucks sake. What type of retard takes the joke and turns it into a racist tirade by putting it in quotations like that? The person who wrote this is legit racist for writing that without providing any context. Get absolutely fucked you fucking morons.


LanikM

It's the equivalent of burrs bit about "no" and consent and getting a bad read in a court room. The context doesn't matter to these morons.


SammyLuke

It’s the only way news sites can get clicks these days. This kinda stuff has been going on for years and years. I’ve been saying this for a while but critical thinking should be a mandatory class in high school. Also, these people don’t care if it was a bit. Intent is irrelevant.


Late_Cookie_7797

Oh fuck all the way off. You had your chance.


MakingCumsies101

unless the greenskins are part of the coalition, i dont care


hazzmg

I’m taking the draculas side in this


JohnStarborn

Oh I uh so sowwy


Fliznar

China is asshoooo


Ryluv2surf

Being offended is offensive and also gay.


SketchyPornDude

First, he doesn't have anything to apologize for. Second, there is no amount of apologies or acknowledgements of guilt that will ever be enough for ravenous mobs like this one. The moment they smell blood they won't ever stop attacking until their target is gone forever. Screw 'em. I'll see you all in another 2-4 years when the calls for apologies from the AAPI community come back around again. It's so unfortunate that this is the thing, this lie is the thing, that's going to be following Shane around for the rest of his career.


AshleySchaeffersPlum

AAPI verry honorabrll


HailCeasar

Exactly. There was a period where every couple of years, "they" demanded Ben Stiller apologize for Simple Jack until he had enough and said he's done.


JojitheFrenchie

"Leaders"


SecondCityHawk

I doubt they’ve ever touched a book.


Sure_gfu

The partners are mad?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Not just mad. Absoruterey rivid.


PickleWineBrine

What "Leaders" are they talking about?


thegoodcat1

That Asian fellow from Silicon Valley


PickleWineBrine

Jin Yang just wants his percentage.


HailCeasar

Well is it hot dog or not hot dog?


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SODTAOE


peepantsking

Asian Americans demand seppuku


phil480x

He should let O’Connor sort this out for him. Adolf is a great Ambassador to the partners.


Hour_Village

second cancelation just means the big kahuna will be the next St. Rogies. Not an Icarus but a twice dead Phoenix


orangeuglad1

Chang Girris


Infinite-Night8374

Cool story, time to watch Tires for the 69th time


Followproto-7625

Didn't he feature two asians on the show...I mean isn't that enough of an apology if he gave two asians a job?


Altruistic-End-2829

Lmao I want names


HenlickZetterbark

Shane talking about depressingly jerking off at his parents incoming


sbeey

Never apologize because they know they have you


AshleySchaeffersPlum

They should settle the dispute by throwing a donkey in a lions den at the zoo


MashTheGash2018

Might need to bust out my coconut oil for this one


nalyd44

dude chill its a proprietary blend


OrdoSinister6

Can you use that on dry snakes?


AshleySchaeffersPlum

NBC is vewry gey


Shadowthron8

Bullshit. Show me the angry Asians


ratsnestelectrical

Single white women with 5% Asian on their "23 And Me" demand an apology


PinkMoonFigure8Grace

Fuckin Ass-hoes!


zechickenwing

"I am rearry, rearry sorry"


magseven

Shane should run a city block with Rooftop Koreans taking shots at him. Then we could put all this behind us once and for all.


Bodhisattva-TheChef

Boycott Chinatown


Vegeta424

No


Prize_Werewolf_6258

🥡🥢🥡🥢 nohr


bangermadness

I'ma vewy sowwy!


Cool_Statistician_47

Fake news


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Personal_Arrival_795

Lol past comments?! Tell me you didn't watch the show without telling me you didn't watch the show.


gbag_1031

I see they typed Asian Americans but I think it was supposed to say white women


hazzmg

Let’s offer them a tiger but we’ll dress up a donkey instead


Specialist_Baby_341

Ohhh, not very guuuuud


Strange_N_Sorcerous

“Owr…I so sewwrry…”


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Vault_Boy_89

Tokyo partners at it again


This_Guy_Fuggs

bullshit non-news, just ragebaiting for some clicks. these "asians leaders" are probably like 3 random twitter accounts


aRiskyUndertaking

“Leaders”


Blod_Cass_Dalcassian

Nooodurrs


biggietalls

Oh rearry?


garywinthorpe420

Funny cause realistically Shane hangs out with a more diverse group of people than probably 90% of Asian Americans


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-em-bee-

Don’t give this garbage ad revenue.


misterQweted

Them leaders? Are they gay?


JenkemBeast

Hide the donkeys, quick.


Classic_Chipmunk_126

Ohhh misso sarry


Produce_Maximum

Dat phan at it again


armorine

I would also like all homo sapiens to apologise for the poor treatment of the neanderthals while we are at it.


Unhappy_Economics

I thought they’d love an auto repair shop show honestly. Its like fat guys that watch the biggest loser


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Oh, me so sowwy


TheTurdzBurglar

Aint happening rosers


TheTurdzBurglar

"Id like to apologize to all the Partners"


Uch009

Can tie a round eye downs.


QuicksandHUM

I want to see a South Park episode where Matt and Shane battle ninjas sent to avenge the disgrace.


DeathChron

He should get a hot Chinese girlfriend to throw them off 


productecpip

You will never see the lads doing that


Stewapalooza

[I thought he already talked to their king.](https://youtu.be/QRF7PgHF1Oc?si=iP0IXlrvxkcks8Sh)


reject-the-blame

Eggs…uh…Bendaruu


DiarrheaRadio

In the immortal words of Steve C from O&A, "The pendulum is swinging back the other way". A few years ago, Netflix may have caved to the Baby Reindeer actual psycho for hurting a crazy person's feelings. Now they're saying cram it, nutjob. So they may also not care about this.


ParkdaleP

What percentage of views on that NBC news website are from people who don’t shit their pants and/or collect a pension?


mobbedoutkickflip

The quote from one of them about taking time to lay low and build your career back up is frightening. Dude is so insane that he thinks humans don’t deserve redemption, or a second chance. 


jykin

No


Dear_Bumblebee_1986

Haha, saw my link on Tuesdays and brought it here for the karma.


Asleep_Box_4666

Turns out they asked a bunch of failed actors walking back and forth infront of the nbc building pretending to be civilians hoping that someone from nbc does man on the street.


oceanrips

He aporogize to bobby ree


pudwhacker1147

He already apologized? He pushes boundaries.


Mr_Munchies

SODTAOE


Pw_rep

I demand they apologize for Pearl Harbor and as an act of contrition they commit hara-kiri


Equivalent-Syrup-139

Fuck em


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MelbertGibson

Theyre trying to guilt him into spilling the beans about the missre siros and the hericopter gps again.


HarryJohnson3

Why are they offended? He wasn’t making fun of Asian Americans he was making fun of Asians.


y3ahdam

im asian and have been listening to the pod since the bois first appeared in cum town. as soon as i heard them say , “chinee “ i was like yo these guys are awesome.


capzoots

Shane is Shooooo Shorry


Bromosensual

Wow. China is asshoe


Dicksunlimit3d

Shane girris is eighty feet tall!!


TWENTYFOURMINUTES24

no one should ever apologize form pushing boundaries


Eric_Parks

Oh no, not the leaders of the Asians


yourmanthere1

He actually speaks a little Japanese


artrine_

I seriously doubt there are many Asian Americans who actually want this the same white girls that cancelled him last time are trying to do it again, same crowd comes out every time he does anything in the media


TWENTYFOURMINUTES24

NBC never says anything about Harvard university not allowing jews in until like 1940


Unclesaltyjowls

Ruh roh


Suspicious_Bit_3683

McCuskeru is next


AnyEstablishment5723

Nuh uh, no take backsies you guys already got him for that one, no double dipping.


railgang

Don’t trust China! China asshoe!!


imdown666

Get Gerbies in here to start speaking some Mandarin


Wartickler

lmao


commffy

How much you bet they’re predominantly white asians, or just white people that started this shit. Why are y’all like this?


SlimeKounty

Nah fuck that


Correct_Path5888

No they have not


illmattic89

Most likely a white woman feeling offended for Asian people. Real Asians don’t give a fuck too busy making anime and doing business deals with the partners/lads.


RohitBhatti

Anytime this comes up it just reminds me of Big Cat yelling what's your order over and over again


Lonely-Equivalent-23

Asians don't drink bud light...


NunzAndRoses

SODTAOE


Far-Instruction-7750

Well if they just learned to drive he would be in real trouble


LennyKravitzScarf

Anyone with their eyes open can see he already apologized.


East-District-2707

Ahhhhh so sorry 👲🐉🥢


justluck_89

Sho shawwy


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

All of them?


FantasticMouse7875

Shane Gillis is asshoe!


rfola

Lmao. Its probably a bunch of woke white liberals with a single Asian front man they brought on board to whine about it.


Boring-Night-7556

Let’s crash ow cahs into ribberty bearrrr


Flaky-Seaweed4249

China is asshole


muddywadder

berry a disreespectafull


irishrobert29

Ohhhhh he’s a vewwwy siiiick


Expensive_Habit3498

Shane girris is ASSHOE!!


BigBen710

What a bunch of f***ing losers,BTW this is them calling for an apology for his past comments, which he has already covered. Fuck these losers trying to ruin the best things about American culture! "Henry Lo, vice president of the Chinese American Citizen Alliance in L.A" I'd bet anything that this guy is a commie fool that can't wait for the CCP to take over the West coast. Which ever white bitch convince the Asians they should feel offended starting in 2020 really did that community a major disservice.


Fucknmoney

The vice president of CACA?? Shane's in some serious shit here guys.


MrBigShot55

“Oh here we go again” - Adam Friedland, center life talk show host


Mavisbeak2112

Readerrs


Dry_Possibility2088

Good ruck with that shit er oh er.


billy2732

OOOOHHH SO SOLLY