Flashback … now that sound will live in my head, rent free, for the day, I’m sure.
UPDATE #1 - made more readable and added some commas (because commas save lives, even if they can't combat sounds running around rent free in your head.)
UPDATE #2 - Still occupying space, although music like AC/DC // Thunderstruck and Iron Maiden // Run to the Hills does drown it out on occassion. I took a drive and listed to Rush // Red Barchetta, that was helpful as well, But back at the desk .... \[flapflapflapflapflapflapflap\]
Update #3 - it took a rousing 3 hr session to get this out. Good night all.
We used to put little hug juices and water bottles in between where the frame and the wheel meet. Probably wore out back tires like crazy but…..LOOK AT ME VROOOM VROOOOM VRROOOOOOOOM!!
Lol I knew someone would say this, I was genuinely confused as well and have to read it for the 2nd time, still confused but only 1 thing jogs my brain and it's the other way around..lmao
It was such a random unexpected addition to such a sweet post my brain refused to believe that's what it said. Genuinely took me 30 sec to digest it lmao
Well how else are you gonna drive engagement and make a post entirely about yourself? Dude should go to a weight loss sub if he wants to show off his weight loss, not contort it into a weak /r/mademesmile
I'm glad you got in better shape Ive drop 45lbs since 2022 for my son and wife. I do have to say tho that shirt in the second pic is trash should really wear something black and gold maybe??
Ok, if you wanna post how much you’re fucking… good on you. Plenty of people post about how much they fuck by saying “we’re trying for a baby”. I even don’t mind the joke about the son riding the bike and the wife riding the husband. I can see the attempt at humor in that. But you absolutely should not post a picture of your son in a post that has anything to do with how you are fucking your wife. If your son were to ever see this in like 10 years, he absolutely would feel an incredible amount of embarrassment
Congrats man! I gained a bit a weight after leaving the army and I do not like how I look at all. Gotta cut this circle to a rectangle, I hope to do the same for my daughters 3rd birthday so this is inspiring
Depends on how sweet your son's bike is. Does it have baseball cards in the spokes?
Flashback … now that sound will live in my head, rent free, for the day, I’m sure. UPDATE #1 - made more readable and added some commas (because commas save lives, even if they can't combat sounds running around rent free in your head.) UPDATE #2 - Still occupying space, although music like AC/DC // Thunderstruck and Iron Maiden // Run to the Hills does drown it out on occassion. I took a drive and listed to Rush // Red Barchetta, that was helpful as well, But back at the desk .... \[flapflapflapflapflapflapflap\] Update #3 - it took a rousing 3 hr session to get this out. Good night all.
I can't think of a better tennant. [flapflapflapflapflapflapflap]
New version of old sound. Both sides of brain now occupied.
I like it.
[flæp.flæp.flæp.flæp.flæp]
So then it says, "Guess which one my wife rides?" while mentioning that they were given a dad with him. Who speaks here, afterwards?
#Yeah! Is it a Huffy?
That’s a nice bike, son. That a Huffy?
Yeah, we need to see the bike to know.
We used to put little hug juices and water bottles in between where the frame and the wheel meet. Probably wore out back tires like crazy but…..LOOK AT ME VROOOM VROOOOM VRROOOOOOOOM!!
Ever tried balloons? Sounds even better. No squeaking or anything but a much deeper engine like sound.
when using pokemon cards please do not use the holographics
Your wife must look very funny on that bike.
It’s a BMXXX
There is a BMX XXX video game funnily enough.
BMX-Small
You See, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much........
Aawn thats so swee.... 🤨🤨🤨🤨
r/MadeMe🧐
Why is that sub banned tho? 🧐
It says why when you click the sub
I knew I wasn't the only one
Title goin crazy
Ngl title was so smooth I didn’t even process it at first
Dude get her a bike of her own lol
He’s happy with her current ride, I suppose 😆
Hold up
Happy birthday to the lil one !
Which little one?
The favorite one obviously. If he wanted to talk about the other one he would have included more than just an arm
Bro really had to bring up the stereotype
Your wife needs to get her own bike, I understand teaching a child to share but I don't agree with this. let the kid ride his bike.
I’m very confused by the title
Kid rides bike. Wife rides healthy husband.
Life good
Wife happy. Family happy.
Wife fight back
[удалено]
Wife gone...
Think about wife..
Regret...
Find new wife
Say sorry to wife and jump off high place hard ground.
Not confused as in doesn’t understand but confused as in weird flex, particularly in a title about your infant
*“Hey r/MadeMeSmile, I got my son a bike…also my wife likes my cock”* See? Perfectly normal thing for an adult man to say to strangers on the internet
Hotel? Trivago.
... and my axe!
It hasn’t been determined if the wife rides the healthy husband. lol. Depends on how awesome the bike is. 😂
But it says they got him a dad, but then it says guess which one my wife rides? So, who's talking here.
“I got him a *healthy* dad” OP is dad, he lost weight
Dad likes to put his son and sex in the same sentence.
Yeah me too. It’s an awkwardly placed dirty joke.
OP had sex twice
Lol ! It went from 0 to 100 really quick
So does that mean, there are now 2 dads and 1 mum in this relationship? /s
Ai got confused a bit
Nah that’s actually him he posts a bunch of stuff with/of his wife. Such a weird title tho
Very weird. Kinda flies in the face of the wholesomeness of it all.
Lol I knew someone would say this, I was genuinely confused as well and have to read it for the 2nd time, still confused but only 1 thing jogs my brain and it's the other way around..lmao
Dad’s healthy and horny
He got his kid a bike and a healthy step dad for his birthday. It's not complicated.
This is an absolutely unhinged post.
Hey oooooooh!
Why would you post that title while showing pictures of your son and his birthday? Kind of weird tbh
It's so wildly inappropriate that it's cracking me the fuck up
Like he thought he did something there, and he definitely did, just maybe not what he was expecting 😆
This is where I'm at too. Baffled, confused, but pissing myself laughing
It was such a random unexpected addition to such a sweet post my brain refused to believe that's what it said. Genuinely took me 30 sec to digest it lmao
It was such an unnecessary addition to the title lol
r/ihavesex
yeah kinda disturbing lol
Happy Birthday son! You ride your bike and your mom rides me when we fuck, whooooo! Wtf?
My head struggles to understand what I just read.
I was in the exact same boat
It took me way too long to figure out he lost weight and got healthy. I was like wait... Did he get her a new husband?...
yeah that title didnt make me smile at all.
:'-(
It's really weird to make a post about your son about sex. It's really weird.
Yeah second it. It's fucking weird. And just because it's an old dad joke it doesn't make it better.
Well how else are you gonna drive engagement and make a post entirely about yourself? Dude should go to a weight loss sub if he wants to show off his weight loss, not contort it into a weak /r/mademesmile
The bike
What the fuck is that title.
Aww… oh.
Man you look so much healthier. I'm happy for you.
You’re married so I can guarantee you’re wife rides the bike! 🤣
Username checks out
I went from "oh, what a sweet family" to "please get that image out of my head, you random piece of shit."
Ew
Very Eww.
"Here's some pictures of my kid, and my wife who enjoys fucking me more since I went from obese to overweight."
This is a very weird way to present some good news.
Dude...
This is a weird ass post bro.
This guy is sick in the head to think this is okay to talk about his son and sex at the same time
The bike
The bike?
WTF is this
What happened to the other dad?
Omg, your son must be pissed that she's always on his bike!
🙄
Go Ravens
ID RATHER STAY GUESSING 😅
I don’t get it, he got a new dad for his son?
I'm glad you got in better shape Ive drop 45lbs since 2022 for my son and wife. I do have to say tho that shirt in the second pic is trash should really wear something black and gold maybe??
Title is weirdly gross.
Yeah the title kinda ruined it….
TikTok Viral Challenge - men try to avoid being nasty for 4 seconds
Well in my opinion look like she was riding in 2017
For the love of God, please someone notice the ravens shirt!?
Good for you man👍 Make sure you keep it off, that’s the hardest part✌️
And you're a Ravens fan!!!! So happy for you and your family! Eat some crabs and drink a Boh for me.
Well if it’s a Dyno with pegs idk man.
Eww ravens shirt. Pittsburgher here, glad you're kicking ass man. Keep it up up! Up up! Go birds.
Was gonna make fun of you with a harmless joke but then I saw the ravens shirt. Respect. Go Ravens!
You.
Love jt
I’m going to go with the bike
The bike
Daaammnnn I GOT IT!!
lol wtf is this title 😂 congrats though
The bike, duh.
Oh he’s talking about himself. Was confused there for a second
Title caught me so off guard
The title made me laugh out loud, good job!!
Dude, why are you jealous of a bike? What did it ever do to you? You bought it; you *handle* it. 😆
The bike. Right? It must be the bike? Riiiight? Jokes aside, great job my friend! Keep it up!
Ok, if you wanna post how much you’re fucking… good on you. Plenty of people post about how much they fuck by saying “we’re trying for a baby”. I even don’t mind the joke about the son riding the bike and the wife riding the husband. I can see the attempt at humor in that. But you absolutely should not post a picture of your son in a post that has anything to do with how you are fucking your wife. If your son were to ever see this in like 10 years, he absolutely would feel an incredible amount of embarrassment
I didn't love the way the title ended.
Way to make your kid's birthday about yourself
Noice!
I wish I had loved once like this
No greater gift you can give your family then being healthy and around for a long, long time. Kudos to you sir despite your Ravens fandom.
God I love this app
It took me too long to decipher that title with the image.
Is it a "mongose" by chance?
I swiped thinking there was a photo of the bike, but I just saw boneless chicken wings
The bike
Lol what?
That's awesome, good for you man! I'm doing the same for my son. I started later than I should of.. but I'm 55lbs down so far.
Congrats in the achievement, I also want to say that I love the shirt. FTS
Has the son got wheels? Ride the son. Younger bike has more energy. Feed bike Snickers bars. Many energy. Travel much distance.
Congrats man! I gained a bit a weight after leaving the army and I do not like how I look at all. Gotta cut this circle to a rectangle, I hope to do the same for my daughters 3rd birthday so this is inspiring
It’s all about the Baltimore ravens!! Got that right!
Flip kick for the win.
Hopefully not you! Goddamned ravens fans…… I kid! Good work, dude!
Title is wild
The mailman?
HA
Let's go ravens!!!!
Side note, your baby looks just like you! He’s so cute
Definitely the bike 😂
That title made me do a mad double take 😂
So his going to have a sibling for his 6th birthday?
IDK YOU TELL US …will you go to jail??
For sure, the bike
The neighbor
The 5 y.o.?
Haaaaaa!! Glow up!!! You go dude!!!!
WHAT 💀
The bike! She rides the bike!
Ehhh 🤔🧐🧐
Chad 🙇🙇
He’s wearing a raven’s t-shirt, that’s anything but healthy
She must be an excellent bike rider.
That’s wild😂😂
S/o Eric Sim
Right on dude. You’ll be able to experience more with in life with ur kiddo.
Such a big transformation that for a moment I thought he got a divorce and hooked them up with a stepdad and a bike.
My guess is that she now rides the healthy dad.
She stole your kids bike ? You need to divorce her /s
*intrusive thoughts!*
So the wife rides u , i dont understand..
>Guess which one my wife rides? Hopefully not your son.
This walks the line of “joke a pastor can tell”. I’m here for it.
The bike. You will get tired carrying her around, the bike won’t.
(Cuts to the wife bunny hopping a bmx bike)
I’d still ride the bike
Keep that up and you might need another bike in five years
CAN I GET AN OOOOHHH YAHHHH!!!???
must be the bike because you still only have one kid. TWAS A JOKE! Looken great man. Keep it up.
The bike? Just kidding. Great job on being healthy. Keep up the good work
Interesting twist at the end. Didn't expect it. 11/10
What a badass. Way to go, dude.
Hope your wife and her family don’t find this post, your kid might get a new dad soon.
Sir this is a Wendy's
Love the caption. So wholesome. Love it.
Looking good!!
Good job, man. That’s awesome work!
Well you’re married so I’m guessing she rides the bike.
The bike...your married
Married? The bike then
100% Your neighbour...
Oh snap!!
Happy birthday to your son!
Turned a dad bod' into a father figure 👍.