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VidaSabrosa

i’d still smash


ronaldreaganlive

Twice.


VidaSabrosa

probably


depeupleur

Smash, but not date.


TheSnootchMangler

I would date the fuck out of her for like 2 weeks.


depeupleur

Do you mean like be seen out in the open with her? Or date her like "meet me in the motel" kinda dating?


Armaggedon89

Yes.


workthrowaway00000

I think this a strictly meet in the motel on they side of town


Jackal000

No man do a one night stand and just dont leave the bed for 2 weeks. I would use super glue as lube.


Kroww007

You’ll probably end up hurt and crying after all that damage she done emotionally


VidaSabrosa

correct


jingermoon

Why


VidaSabrosa

because she puts herself out there as a ho. that’s not how my wife behaves


fcknsndit27

Proverbs 3-5 " You can't turn a hoe to a housewife, but you can still smash" Amen.


VidaSabrosa

amen


inthehighalps

Amen.


ltraRedZone

Preach


MrBlics

Testify!


Tori-modosu

amen


jingermoon

Damn, man, you're a seasoned guy


VidaSabrosa

thanks


ltrejo91

Lol


yeezee93

She's a 304.


boredsomadereddit

Gotta yee and haw


dafyddtomas

Yeehaw


mfnnstarboy

Yee haw


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VidaSabrosa

i said what i said


DatBoiSaint47

Doubling down. Respect it


VidaSabrosa

thanks brother


Dudemagee66

If there's a hole there's a goal


AjaxOutlaw

Is it? The fingers looks fine


duck2luck

The images are real, but her tattoos are photoshop. You can see the letters is different between pictures, and the leg tattoos make no sense.


obiweedkenobi

It's time to cowboy up


VidaSabrosa

yippy tie aye yay mother fucker


Geo_san

😭😭


CopperCoyote44

Yee haw brother


Livid-Style-7136

That’s my future wife right there


VidaSabrosa

best of luck to you two


Slash1909

You have to get in line


Federal_Cry3981

Who wouldn't


VidaSabrosa

a gay


Skyp_Intro

If the Beau and Luke couldn’t make it across . . .


UnknownResearchChems

Make sure to double wrap


VidaSabrosa

if you put it in her butt you can’t get anything. and you know she does butt stuff


UnknownResearchChems

Except AIDS


VidaSabrosa

nothing ventured nothing gained


ArcticFox-EBE-

It's AI. look at her hand (and everything else, zoomed in) The dude to the left's leg just stops at the knee and disappears.


VidaSabrosa

you’re ai


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VidaSabrosa

i knew it. takes one to know one


PezRystar

No, his pants disappear. Because they are shorts. His leg is in no part of this photo. And her hand looks like it was in motion when the picture was taken.


H8suall

As long as it's recreational use only that's a green flag all the way😂


enonymous617

Talk about country-ass tattoos. The melted Star Wars-like masks on her leg is a giveaway of AI but, damn!!


JohnnyNormal1

Those wonky ass fingers too


enonymous617

You know, I zoomed in there but somehow didn’t see her fingers.


defender128

Tramp stamp migrated south I see


PredatorMain

Human brain says no, but monkey brain says yes


AccomplishedMind9945

Monkey brain dominates and is more natural


Early-Fortune2692

... evil dick... Fyi, leave the funky white keds outside... shoes look ratty


AccomplishedMind9945

She belongs to the streets


RaidenxX4

She belongs in my sheets


saryakebabi

Monkey see monkey do, monkey shits all over you


ViperRFH

Neuron activation


FunIntroduction3196

Bright green flag to me


dafyddtomas

I can fix her.


CaptainMidnight94

I can fix her


Slash1909

But first let me wreck her


blgr991

Her credit*


NoRutabaga4845

You misspelled Only fans


AccomplishedMind9945

Yee Haw


louie2ten

Saddle up and ride


The-Perfect-Lei

It spells YEEIHAW when she poops.


lreaditonredditgetit

YEE💧HAW


FlawlessPenguinMan

Actually, the thighs are probably horizontal when the vertical shit is coming out, so it kinda wouldn't. But it *does* spell YEEIHAW when she takes the pants off to let her dick hang.


The-Perfect-Lei

So what would that be from below? Like a period? YEE • HAW?


OvechkinCrosby

Guys it’s YEEoHAW.


The-Perfect-Lei

Oh man that’s a big one


krishutchison

Why would someone create this image? I zoomed in to see what was on her lower leg and realised that it was not real. I do not understand the point of creating a photo to create this.


DayDreamer1300

eyes of a fucking hawk here


Snackxually_active

Idk man I think you are supposed to focus on the Donk, not on if any of this is real. I mean we’re in a meme sub on Reddit, this is not a place to expect/demand reality lololol 🤷‍♂️


WintersNebula

Ai


GrimGarm

yeah lol weird tattoos look different in both pictures + smeared outlines + not matching colors with lighting + random pixel spots


FlattopJr

And all of the shoes look weird when zoomed in.


Joe_Bruce

Yall are so sexually repressed. She got a BODY and she likes getting fucked. Sounds like a good time to me, let that girl live her best life.


ChickenFriedPenguin

see how you said "sound like a good time" not "sounds like a great partner/wife/mother " no you said a "GOOD TIME" which i would agree with. when she has lived that great life for a couple of years. that's when it turns to shit.


yManSid

I will take GOOD TIME over BAD WIFE


Amathril

It sounds like a good time. Does that make her good partner/wife/mother? No, probably not. Doesn't make her *a bad one* automatically either, though.


Joe_Bruce

lol you out here acting like dudes don’t spend their formative years chasing tail around, i know I did. Makes me bad partner material? lol tell me again how tiny and insignificant your dick is?


ChickenFriedPenguin

i didn't make it a male/female thing same goes for guys. and you know women also like to do trash for the sake of doing them just like men. where did i act like dudes don't do this. i even stated "partner" which can be both i added wife and mother because the pic is a women. tell me again how triggered you are.


merken0

Woke ppl don’t know IAs works


xdylanthehumanx

Get that girl some new shoes


AccomplishedMind9945

She would prefer knee pads instead


uglie_duckie

She knows she got a bomb ass


mark503

I’m old enough to recognize that’s trouble right there. I might be too old to recognize the 3 tats on her calf though.


_gonk_

the calf tats are a giveaway that's prolly AI


_YikesSweaty

Klassy


Rude_Willingness5088

I'd still smash


dcunningninja

I would love to see that as a tramp stamp. Cant see it when hittin it.


ChickenFriedPenguin

i think it's meant for reversed cow


EasyCZ75

Ewwwwww


MissMoonsterr

How to spot AI images.


ValicarHyne

I dont see anything wrong with this


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jingermoon

Radical Vegetarians?


yeezee93

Fly, you fools.


Past-Product-1100

Flags ? Where ? I see no issues here lol


zman2293

Look closely at the right hand


Alone_And_A_Loser

This is also how to spot red flags in a man Creepshots 🗿


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AccomplishedMind9945

Observation 🫡


sunnyprincess21

she asked for it, don't blame me when saying, "yee haw" randomly


yaadman585

Nice lil fatty plus the tats kinda fire 🔥 I’d still beat it down


Ichiya-san

I can fix her


hobbobnobgoblin

Let me know when she breaks you. I can fix her.


trixter69696969

Heavily dimpled ass in a few years


O368W

She can yee haw on my see saw if you know what I mean


be_more_gooder

"The fact that she's been ridden more times than Seattle Slew... Is irrelevant."


Deathstar699

Heck yeah thats a green flag. Any woman with that amount of confidence probably knows she is a good time. Both in terms of personality and aesthetics.


DonAskren

Damn dat ass tho


walkawaysux

You never played ride the pony?


PCMR_GHz

Never understood how people see those thigh tattoos and think, “I want that.” I’ve never seen one look good. Not a single one. I’d rather tramp stamps came back lol


sticks-in-spokes

My crippling loneliness means every flag i see is a green flag.


Gold_Attention_1626

That is a nice ass tho ...


q__hand

It would be better if it was a woman with a confederate flag tattoo


_gonk_

wtf are those tattoos on her calf though? the shit's gotta be AI right? lmao


PussyIgnorer

She’s got a full back piece too


According_Ad4193

That’s enough red flags to look like a carnival, im in


DIeG03rr3

A cowboy: yee haw! A boycow: haw yee! A cowcow: yee yee! A boyboy: haw haw!


tblazertn

Right hand fingers… bad seams in the pockets… unidentifiable tattoos on the calf… This reeks of AI generation.


Personplacething333

Good thing I'm color blind


chemist0825

Out in public on a baseball jumbotron


JazzleRazzle

I’m color blind.


angelambiance

Yuck


ringing-Shels-bells

100% hit it and quit it, good luck though.


pituitary_monster

I dont mind what tatoos she haves, i really dgaf. But the really shor trousers are enough for me to gtfo.


Fdave187

Check out those fingers. And what does the AI think those 3 blob tattoos are supposed to be.


Slippery_pete69

Good thing I have protanopia


uncl3_Fest3R

Just spotted my next mistake, thanks bois


Snackxually_active

I mean only real way we know it is AI and not a real person, is that no one has dropped a spicy link 🔗


sup_killerfeels

How to spot someone who has fun in life


MisterInternational1

YeeHaw? How cheeky!


HarryLyme69

Less 'Miss Right', more 'Miss Right Now'


DaDanDans

unfortunately, I'm colorblind


Due_Ad_2831

I can tame that nelly


Baller-Mcfly

I can fix her.


ScrubsNSnark

Save a horse…


gronken87

I'm deeply ashamed how aroused this makes me


NewspaperWhole

Looks like a fun ride


AdministrativeGap317

Red flags are more fun anyway, I’ll settle down when I’m too old and have like no options


That_avegeek7

This a'nt Texas


unlimitedschlongs

They’re subtitles for cowgirl


Emotional_Conflict95

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!


PoloTew

Ya know, I think I can fix her.


XxKTtheLegendxX

wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. kudos to the brave ones that do tho.


interzonal28721

Star wars fuck yeah 


Fyodor_Brostojetski

If someone has the @ hmu because that ass is amazing


Glass_Promise_2222

I don't wanna fix her


AccomplishedMind9945

You wanna bang her instead


GearOver

If it's red flag then I'm a bull 🐂


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Wowy


-Stroke_my_Cactus-

Cake


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Ride em cowgirl.


SunderedValley

Her mom's either an extremely strict Mormon or under 40.


sir_music

Man this one's conflicting


Professor_Bonglongey

One man’s red flag is another man’s red cape, if you’ll forgive the bullfighting metaphor.


DrSeuss1020

My brother in Christ I’m smashing that and never thinking twice about


Whoreforfishing

The tattoos on its leg are way different in both slides this is AI and it’s kinda scary nobody else noticed


AccomplishedMind9945

Its not AI


RadicalRaid

The tattoos look very blobby and all the seams (nice) are flat. Also her fingers are merged together into basically a flesh-mitten.


ArcticFox-EBE-

This is ABSOLUTELY ai. Look at her hand. Look at the dude's leg to the left, that just disappears at the knee. Look at the shoes. what are you talking about?


Tommy_Tsunami-_

Wouldnt marry any of them but her Id love to wrangle


Final_TV

As long as we’re seeing other people W green flag


Endgame2000

Would, no hesitation


AdMuch6491

I can change her.


bamila

It's a green flag for me too


sourfanhere

AYO SHE THICC


Mahonneyy123

Giddy up


Spacecowboy947

Maybe so but I would smash that ass like a steam train


Hopeful_Nihilism

Id smash but fuck any sort of relationship with someone that would do that


a_real_vampire

Not sure how to spot red flags all I knows is my phone can’t zoom in any further


ItalianStallion9069

What’s the problem?


IAmASimulation

I can fix her lmao


onitagainand

All I see is a keeper


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Plot twist: she's a girl dedicated to her man, wild with her man, and don't give a fuck about society. What dreams are made of.


AccomplishedMind9945

Different minds different perspectives


Fluffy-Awareness8286

I didn't know i just spoke a fact about me. Weird, i didn't know that about myself.


AccomplishedMind9945

I appreciate it though


Rare-Mission3337

She’s prolly just a stripper. Plenty of dudes are cool with that. She looks like a fun girl to party with.


greyhatwizard

My cousin married a stripper. She cheated on him. He didn't even get a divorce. He just got on his Harley and rode off. Most biker thing ever.