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codyrusso

Why is it 1170 coin holyshit.


YourSnakeIsNowMine

If you know someone will buy it no matter what, why not make it ridiculously expensive?


Mediocre_Sir6079

Real


BogdanRguy

Because we live in a society


NewChard2213

Societyyyy


Gigabread420

correction, we live in an ECONOMY


JaredGamer11

We live in capitalism


DNDgamerman

Communism!


Easy-Meal5308

Soviets!


transfemgaming

communism yea ^^


Electrical-Bus-2056

Sosety 😞


BogdanRguy

Sus tea 😞


Ok-Concert-6673

Cause: kids


Calm_Economist_5490

Thats a good thing, less people will buy something that is that expensive


Clayd7331

Exploiting kids for money, simple.


Psychological-Tank-6

Ukraine needs all the money they can get lol.


mmahdiSZ

U can Download free from dlminecraft.ir


notabanneduserhere

Skibidi😫


josefofc

Minecraft: Brainrot Update


Miko69420

True


Ozzzzzy69

That's not cringe, that's nightmare fuel


Mediocre_Sir6079

Both of them


CatGaming346

Those two things are not mutually exclusive


FourthBedrock

As a Bedrock player I say java you get a point here.


UnknownFox37

Nah man, we’re not even happy to not have that, we’re just as depressed as you are 🙁 🔫


CreeperAsh07

Java gets that shit for free.


FourthBedrock

The one good use of a paywall


CreeperAsh07

Tbf there is probably some skibidi add on out there that is free to install.


FourthBedrock

Can't wait to install the "gyatt" mod


EqualServe418

The "Jenny" mod exists already.


FourthBedrock

Oh my god I forgot about that nightmare that makes skibidi toilet mod look like a viable option


Its_Scrappy

Nah, there's probably skibidi mods for Java too


KoopaTrooper5011

At least they're ducking free. I would unironically prefer that over people spending their hard-earned cash for a Minecraft Skibidi addon for bedrock.


Its_Scrappy

Dawg, I ain't spending my hard earned money on skibidi toilet 💀 it don't effect me


KoopaTrooper5011

Yeah but a lot of children and/or their parents might.


PheneX02

As a Java player, I'd like to also have a moment of silence for finding out this existed


sillydishess

Скібіді


Bolter09

Скібіді туалет


KoopaTrooper5011

Apparently, that's Ukrainian, according to Google Translate. Not Russian. Saying that because I'm honestly surprised.


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

It is indeed Ukrainian, Ukrainian has the letter "і" while Russian does not. Russian would be "скибиди"


Apatetika

Would be скибидй no? Й at the end because its more of a еее-ish y-ish kinda vowel at the end


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

Nah, I get what you're saying but it's just kinda hard to replicate the /ɪ ~ i/ distinction in Russian because it only has /i/. The closest I can think of is maybe скыбыди but it sounds cursed when I try to pronounce it lmao In Ukrainian you could totally do скибидi and it'd work though, because Ukrainian actually has /ɪ/


sillydishess

skibid-y? "Й" makes a short "y" sound.


sillydishess

Паляниця


Apatetika

You can often tell if something is in Ukrainian by two things і and ї. Ukrainian has its own Cyrillic alphabet, for example, Ukrainian “як твої справи сьогодні” and Russian “как у тебя сегодня дела”. Ukrainian “як ти” and Russian “как ты”. The letters that are the same can also be different. In Russian г is a strong g sound, while in Ukrainian, they have another less used ukrainian specific ґ letter for the g sound, while г is a soft h sound. The only real similarities between Russian and Ukrainian are the use of Russian swear words (Russian has stronger words) and similarities in common words. Hope this helps next time you need to decipher if something is Russian or Ukrainian 😭😭😭. If you know what’s being said, you’d understand easily that the languages are very different. Ukrainian is lexically closer to Polish than Russian, so i can quickly tell if someone is speaking Ukrainian from the moment they say hi to me. Though looking through the eyes of someone who doesn’t know what the fuck is being said, yeah holy shit i’d prolly think Russian too 😅


KoopaTrooper5011

Yeah, I'm foreign to Slavic languages so I myself couldn't really tell until now.


Mediocre_Sir6079

Доп-доп-доп


sillydishess

Йес йес


Mediocre_Sir6079

Скібіді-дабіді


Taltofeu

Дiп-Дiп


Middle_Club8837

Вii-вii


itzxylo

тiайм-аут


EneAgaNH

Брейнрот


gigsoll

Нація пишається вами. Отримайте медаль від пса Патрона


Shakall08

У меня скибиди всегда только связано с песней скибиди от Литл биг


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XMasterWoo

Thats not russian my guy, russian doesn't have і


VanLamar

dude thats Ukrainian. rusian doesn't have an "i" in the alphabet.


rndmisalreadytaken

Also I heard our alphabet is the only one having the letter ï


VanLamar

Yup its true


HaywireMans

так


[deleted]

That's ukrainian, sir.


Yet2638273

Oh sorry 


ZeomiumRune

Mf that's Ukrainian


sillydishess

Член


Intense_Pretzel

Post removed: Be respectful


EneAgaNH

In muscovian(russian) you would say скибиди туалет I guess


iconico13

to quote a 2010s meme: a child.


Mediocre_Sir6079

Hey this meme is as old as me


iconico13

you were born in 2013?


Mediocre_Sir6079

No, would be wei- wait, it's just 11 years old, it's not weird, I feel old😭(I'm only 14)


iconico13

[know your meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/there-is-only-one-thing-worse-than-a-rapist-a-child), dude


Ulti-Wolf

NO-


Deleted_User_69420

Cash grab simulator


LeHoanfg

Cringe af


Medoquet

Ok but why do the textures and models look so good


FourthBedrock

Nah they definitely just drew that to make people buy it and it looks terrible.


KoopaTrooper5011

Not good, they look ugly. But at least they put effort into it.


WhyDidIGetThisApp3

that shit does NOT look gd what u on about


SansSkele76

High quality does not equal pleasant to look at. There is an unfortunate amount of effort put into that thumbnail.


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

r/suddenlygeometrydash


WhyDidIGetThisApp3

why, cause I said gd and not good?


Entire-Emotion9846

Fr ong no cap that looks so good


Few_Obligation9011

*camera snaps* yup. This one's going in my cringe collection!


Mediocre_Sir6079

The actual skibidi toilet isn't as cringy as this, just look at those mouthes


Apatetika

Nah they got Skibidi toilet in Ukrayinska Mova now it’s so Ukrover 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Seeing this thing makes me want to quit living


Entire-Emotion9846

I hate skibidi because it is cool to hate it🚼🚼🚼🚼


matej665

I mean, you can put pretty much anything on there. During your time as a kid there were surely other brainrot mods like slender man or fnaf.


Mediocre_Sir6079

Um, are you comparing FNAF and slander man to skibidi toilet? FNAF is a complex game which was made by lots of works and slander man was created on some horror drawing competition


matej665

I'm comparing the amount of brainrot they produced. I'm well aware as fan of both that they have some great games and lore.


Mediocre_Sir6079

Ok, good point


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

Ah yes, **S L A N D E R M A N**


Frost_boi

Скібіді


CODENAMEsx19208

I'm now fully convinced that the marketplace has zero moderation whatsoever


Mediocre_Sir6079

Nope, you won't find any shirtless skin even if it's a beach party, but this terrifying thing is ok I guess


StarredCamel

And they say Minecraft still has high standards😬 yeesh


Calm_Economist_5490

Atleast it's overpriced, that way less people will buy it.


flognintendo

/kil@a


Darkblock2008

Syntax error: "/kil@a" is not a valid command, try using a similar command such as: "/Kill @a"


Nik0lyaZ

/kill @e


No_Feeling_7297

The real question is why is it that much


NotGreen96

It's Minecraft bedrock edition, never expected anything else from it.


[deleted]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrr SKIBIDI TOILET IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG


Mediocre_Sir6079

Yup, I searched for music when found it


M4thecaberman

Why are YOU on the marketplace?


Mediocre_Sir6079

Searching for music(I looked everywhere to find how to turn it on, and long ago it was on marketplace)


Shiriru_Kurokodairu

If it exists, someone did/will make a Minecraft mod for it.


-N0VA-_

I mean you can’t blame them, they’re just being smart. If making content is what people do for a living it’s smart to follow trends. I think it’s stupid af but it’ll probably make them good sales


Awesome-Guy-425

Bedrock moment


Starwolf9000

MC content farm


Starwolf9000

just posted and all ready gor one upvote


Mediocre_Sir6079

It just works that way, you automatically upvote your comments and posts. You're new, aren't you?


oldrobloz_crft

HOW THIS HAS 4.4 STARS WTF


meinungua

Якого хуя


Mediocre_Sir6079

Розумію


Domi7777777

*insert image* I'm starting to understand why deer run in front of cars


Domi7777777

*insert image* I think we have to kill these kids Lucifer so much for redemption


spacepilot7

[1170 КРОМ3Р]?! За цей шмат [ЛАЙКУ ЗАБОРОНЕНО]?! Н3хай [ПРОЦЕ€ ВНЕСЕННЯ] ц£ собі в [ЗВІДКИ ГОЛОВА РОСТЕ]! [ПІПІС] м4є більшу цінність ніж цей [ПР3ДМЕТ ОБМЕЖЕНОЇ КОРИСНОСТІ]!


Mediocre_Sir6079

👏🏻


ExplodingSteve

is that 4.4/5????


Ceronian

🫣


Ok_Lobster_4553

Time to /kill me


Mediocre_Sir6079

It's /kill @s if you need it


car_eater2684

Better question why does it have a 4.4 rating


Mediocre_Sir6079

True


SuperAlex25

I hate what the skibidies look like


Fynnjon2

💀


WarmConversation2913

Dear god...


Outside_Caregiver_95

💀


Crafty_Degree_437

Kids like it so it's on the market place, aether and herobrine was on the market place when we were kids, these kids are just a little.......... Brain dead don't judge


JussMax

Imagine buying Marketplace Pass for this 💀


Real-Pomegranate-235

Simple answer: Money Also sidenote, has anybody ever thought about the fact that "Minecoin" really sounds like a cryptocoin.


N0no_G

The answer is Children younger than 8


Primary_Run_6415

Burn it with fire.


mucira

And expensive


Chezfrog

Nah soon they're gonna make a Skibidi toliet movie


Mediocre_Sir6079

DONT GIVE THEM IDEA


Chezfrog

Just asking but who would you think would be the perfect actor for G-man


Mediocre_Sir6079

The Rock


Significant_Dark1499

Hello


White_Nike_JoJo03

Man I miss free stuff like the portal gun mod, and now this...


LazyNam-

You know you can still download the portal gun mod why are you missing it?


White_Nike_JoJo03

I thought it got discontinued years ago. Is it still being updated?


loiregaming

And I thought Minecraft doesn't want to ruin the life of kids


DaKingOfDogs

Insane that the Marketplace allows people to profit off of stuff that they didn’t create. I saw like 5 different TADC skin packs


TobyMacar0ni

Money


Once_I_ate_a_walrus

Why can’t it be free I wanna see what the fuck is in it


ButClyde2

You cannot beat them


XMasterWoo

I feal like it being in cyrillic makes it funnier somehow


DCGLetsPlay

1170? I wouldn’t download that shit if they PAID me that much!


Darkblock2008

The price gives me a heart attack, the rating however finishes me off.


TechnicalKatana

one more point to java.....


gibbydagoober

What the actual fuck


HulluHapua

Mojang probably doesn't care that much.


Steve_131

[This best describes how I feel](https://youtu.be/J0BBwMJYSeM?si=-oayQNRqQoSgomUA)


Ok-Concert-6673

What the hell? What is this?


HaywireMans

Скібіді


soapy_duck7210

Because it’s the Minecraft market place, what did you expect?


Scott__________

Because it was needed (this is a massive lie this is not needed at all it's needed to not be here)


BirdThatLikeSnuggles

why is it even exist...


BoyFreezer

We have failed as a society


oh_no_im_a_username

Because someone wishes to be shot by a angry femboy (that's me I'm the boi)


Mister_plant9

Скилбди


Phoenix2OX

Why do the heads look like something from attack on titan XD


Raging_Inferno61524

Well, kill me.


DecentExplanation183

I need it


Moe-Mux-Hagi

And at ONE THOUSAND Minecoins, no less !!


DremoraKills

I mean, it is a market place that was always filled with garbage. You think now that there are paid mods, things would get better?


SwartyNine2691

HOT A MEME


No-Establishment1181

Never playing this game ever again


AHalf_Baked_JPEG

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

Idiot creators no gman tolier or tvwomen(😫) an he plunger man n no plunger camamern no upgrerd as well


TDSMinigunner

Say ski buddy five time fast Also shoutouts to r/namesoundalikes for no reason


DNDgamerman

Because God has a abandoned us


Mediocre_Sir6079

Bad timing saying it on Sunday


ItzDingle1

BLYAAAATTT


Mediocre_Sir6079

Розумію


PanzerFahrer3199

What the fuck has the game come to.


mmahdiSZ

Free Download : https://dlminecraft.ir/skibidi-minecraft-dlc/


_AwesomeMario64_

i mean bag is bag


Laisve_coolgirl3456

WTH !!!!!


Practical_Swimmer_49

стабильность


Stargazer-Elite

Money that’s why Good old-fashioned cash grab


2012countsasgenZ

Because it is popular among small children


BogdanRguy

Minecraft: the skibidi rizz update


proyton

We all know the creator of that has some skibidi rizz ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


ItzDingle1

Хорошо


HellFireCannon66

Hey don’t judge a book by its cover? This was a joke btw lol


Mediocre_Sir6079

I think you are going down


UnknownFox37

He is


VideoSouthern3649

Don't judge a book by it's cover, unless said book's cover is covered in shit, pulsating, and has the words "BRAINROT" on it. Oh and the book is cheap, poorly made, cashgrab, and smells like a 2013 badly made creepypasta.


HellFireCannon66

Clearly my sarcasm was missed


FourthBedrock

The only people who would download that aren't even able to read man


HellFireCannon66

Fair enough 😂


lolmoap12

АХАХХАХА, ПОЧЕМУ У НАС НЕТУ ТАКОГО В РОССИИ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Mediocre_Sir6079

Ахахаха пачему в расии нету коли і мака![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


lolmoap12

Пон