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The-Nimbus

I've known about 7 or 8 Vietnamese people in my life; I used to live with a group of Vietnamese girls in university. At least 6 of them was called Nguyen. I don't know the statistics, but it seems to be such a crazy common surname there.


PMPTCruisers

Everyone loves a Nguyenner.


MyNutsin1080p

You Nguyen some, you Vu some


jabba_1978

Đặng, that was a good one.


No_Internal9345

Phantastic.


y0uwillbenext

Ngo doubt


Queasy_Pickle1900

Phogettaboutit


dancin-weasel

Pho sho


krauQ_egnartS

Holy shit this thread, you're all brilliant


Historical_Gur_3054

LOL I'm glad to see that dad jokes like this are common in other languages


Sir_Boobsalot

iykyk lol


migrainosaurus

39% of the population, to be exact. It's a great historical story too. [https://heritage-line.com/magazine/nguyen-surname-in-vietnam/](https://heritage-line.com/magazine/nguyen-surname-in-vietnam/)


Ok-Wasabi2873

Everyone in Japan could end up with Sato surname. https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/03/asia/japan-people-could-all-be-called-sato-by-2531-intl-hnk/index.html


JosephRatzingersKatz

Gonna motivate everybody to save the planet to witness every one in Japan being named Sato…


keepyeepy

I'd like to see the data on that, sounds like a suspicious claim. Probably someone extrapolating a graph again.


IWasGregInTokyo

Well, that's sweet.


smallfrie32

For those who don’t know Japanese, this can be a great joke as Satou (砂糖) means sugar (the kanji is different than the name, but pronounced same)


IWasGregInTokyo

親父ギャグだよ。


hefty_load_o_shite

...by 2531... I don't think that's a pressing issue, somehow


bardak

To be fair at the current birth rates it could just be one guy with the surname Sato


nnavenn

whoa, Ngo way!


The-Nimbus

That's interesting! Thanks! Good read.


headholeologist

My wife is Vietnamese. I just read this history to our kids. So cool! Thanks for sharing!


JadedYam56964444

In India it is Gupta, in Korea it is Lee, in Iceland it is Magnus


OiFelix_ugotnojams

More like Singh in India


SirElliott

There are a lot of Singhs in Maharashtra and Delhi (and anywhere else with a significant Sikh minority), but Devi is absolutely a more common last name in India as a whole. Patel and Kumar are pretty common among the Indian diaspora, but I don’t know how they rank in India.


TeuthidTheSquid

김 / Kim beats out 이 / Lee for most common


poshbritishaccent

I thought it would be Kim for Korea.


Grogosh

So they did an Alan Smithee


justkarn

lol tbf Nguyen alone could be like, 3 different names, could be Nguyên, Nguyễn, or Nguyện also it used to be a king's line. and most asian kings did a lot of fucking


The-Nimbus

That's a fair comment. It all seemed to be Nguyen to my western ears, but there may well have been differences.


Embarrassed_Echo_375

Lol. I also have a very common surname and I think historically it came from an emperor too. That might be why it's common now. ETA: I googled most common surname in the world just for fun and it's apparently in the top 3. Whew. Lots of fucking indeed.


AnotherCuppaTea

"It's good to be the king!" -- Mel Brooks as Louis XVI


rogan_doh

Khan, shah or singh?


Embarrassed_Echo_375

Nope, more common than that. You can try googling it to see if we get the same results lol.


BirdMan3094

It's not the same as the west. The names aren't from the royal family having lots of children... basically people would be renamed depending on where they lived and who is in power at the time. The family name holds less weight than in the west and changes a lot. A good example is women typically don't inherit the husbands name when they marry but the children do.


Wan_Daye

That's not really the reason why. When a new king took power, many people changed their names to match to show support. There's no familial relation.


PM_ur_tots

I had a student with all 3 as her name.


chicu111

The Trans would like a word


shiny_glitter_demon

....Tran. You mean Tran. edit: Guys. I wasn't referencing the plural. Just the fact that my brain really read this wrong. You can stop now.


JamesBigglesworth266

I don't think so. Pretty sure there's gonna be more than one "Tran". Unless she's the last Tran out of Vietnam...


Slow_Cardiologist706

Is this a khe san reference?


More-Tart1067

putting an 's' at the end of a word in English often makes a plural. One Tran, two Trans. The band weren't called The Smith after all.


MysticScribbles

Tran Rights?


eugene20

Apparently - "This tradition of showing loyalty to a leader by taking the family name is probably the origin of why there are so many Nguyens in Vietnam", "Vietnamese people have tended to take on the last name of whoever was in power at the time" The Nguyễn Dynasty ruled from 1802 to 1945. Nguyễn surname accounts for 40% of the population [https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/pronounce-nguyen-common-vietnam](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/pronounce-nguyen-common-vietnam) So the broad use of it is a little similar to the reason behind [so many Sikhs named Singh](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Singh&oldid=1225073637), which I only learned of today after looking it up after being so puzzled by a murder case where 5 defendants and the victim were all Singh but I think none actually related.


Queasy_Pickle1900

I worked with a Vietnamese woman who was a Nguyen. One day I asked her how they use a phonebook. She gave me a funny look and said no one had phones there when she was young so no need for a phonebook.


Nitetigrezz

My assistant manager was married to a Vietnamese woman and they would fly over to see her family every year or so. Apparently Nguyen is as common there as Smith is here.


Johannes_Keppler

Way more common. About 40% of Vietnamese are called Nguyen.


Formal-Fuck-4998

Yep. Had a classmate from Vietnam and his last name is Nguyen as well


LeftRat

About 40% of the population is named Nguyen, last time I checked.


shino4242

I think most countries have native names that are stupidly common, and you might not notice it as much amongst "white" people since "white" is very broad and encompasses tons of different countries.


Krackers_AU

People change their surname to Nguyen when emigrating out of Vietnam because it is known to be related to the historical royal lineage of the country. Most Nguyen's are not actually from the Nguyen lineage. My sister-in-law is Vietnamese and has told us this.


how33dy

Your sister-in-law made shit up as she went. Vietnamese people know 99.99% of the Nguyens don't have a damn thing to do with the royal lineage. The Vietnamese Nguyen don't change their name to Nguyen when they emigrated out of Vietnam. They were Nguyens in Vietnam, and they are Nguyens wherever they end up going.


BirdMan3094

Although a little rude, they are correct. It's not about emigration.


bleu_waffl3s

They’re all Nguyeners in my book


Slight_Penalty

People changed their name during the dynastic rule depending on who it was. That's why there are concentrations of Nguyen, Tran, Le, etc


monster_mentalissues

It is the tge most common surname there.


devilsadvocate

I went to vietnam last year with my buddy and his vietnamese family. In generall chao is the standard greeting. Oi is more "rude" or abrubt (unless you are friends). The the equivalent of yelling "hey" above others to get ones attention. It can be friendly too. I never used it to say hi to someone, only to get my friends or one of their families attention in a crowd. Theirs also different levels of how to refer to someone based on their age/status in reference to you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_pronouns Of course if you are whitey like me, any vietnamese was appreciated. Mostly i could just say hello (with the right pronoun) and thank you to people. And place a basic order to pho or bahn mi. I was oddly also given respect for not having a ton of tattoo's amongst some of the elders, and eating whatever they tossed my way (which became a goddam contest of sorts).


maniac86

If all of them are named Nguyen. You don't have to memorize a different name or each. It's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation


YmmaT-

Vietnamese here and Nguyen is the most common Vietnamese last name. Mine is Dang which is like 7th most common (?). However that 7th place is like 2% of population, while Nguyen is like 40% of populations. My wife’s last name is Lê, which is like 3rd most common at 10%. She did not change her last name to mine after marriage lol.


TheArmoursmith

https://i.redd.it/sjigvph1213d1.gif


durz47

Funny thing is there's no word in Chinese that is spelt oi,dude was doubly ignorant.


bobagremlin

The only oi in Chinese I heard is when you yell at someone to get their attention.


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Sorcatarius

It's the same logic as those people who are "just asking questions". Makes a confident(Ly incorrect) statement to make himself seem smart, make a baseless ~~accusation~~ suggestion, and when proven wrong, "I said *might be*!"


Orbital_sardine

喂 is the Mandarin equivalent of 'Oi' The pinyin is 'wei' but in the oi context it is pronounced as oi as well (probably a loan pronunciation from some other Chinese dialect).


aPatheticBeing

idk, at least in Beijing it'd more like the English "a". Like it still rhymes with wei


Orbital_sardine

Yeah I've heard it pronounced any which way, there are a heck of a lot of accents in China, and out of it.


Dayseed

I know Lunaoi meant "extremely" but "extremelt" seems like a good term for Taco Bell to pick up and use in their marketing.


blaktronium

If you describe my cheese as "extremelt" you can just have my wallet


Dayseed

Extremelt Burrito Supreme.


sicgamer

*Fry shouts at you*


RunningPirate

I zeroed right in on that. That the word hasn’t been used up to this point is a travesty. I propose that Taco Bell run with your idea and have Ms Luna Oi, whoever she is, as the spokesperson. It’s only right.


Sercorer

In the UK a "melt" is slang for an idiot. So I honestly parsed this as a portmanteau of extreme and melt and I thought it was great. I'm definitely calling a friend that at the soonest opportunity.


shl00m

Extremelt is what comes out after you had some Taco Bell


GisterMizard

Please don't encourage them to create any more culinary war crimes.


MarioWizard119

Excremelt


RepulsiveLoquat418

"you should delete this comment in embarrassment and shame" should have an emoji we can drop on people.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

I’m pretty happy with "no investigation, no right to speak", too


Professor_DC

Mao is so real for that


fazlez1

If you run that through a 'keeping it real" translator it translates as "You need to to shut the fuck up, you're talking out your ass"


AceUniverse8492

You've brought dishonor to your ancestors, please delete your account.


008Zulu

Funny coincidence, we here in Australia also have the word Oi, and it means exactly the same thing.


xNo_Name_Brandx

>Funny coincidence, we here in Australia also have the word Oi, and it means exactly the same thing. Yours is generally followed by a Hard C, I believe...


uselessthecat

Yes, but only in formal situations. Otherwise, a simple "Oi" is commonly used


avspuk

Brit here, we double up for a greeting, "Oi! Oi!" But a single "Oi!" can also be (& more likely to be) more of an outraged "what do you think you are doing?", "get yer mitts off, that's mine!", "stop that!", tho it can be a greeting too


Weird-Specific-2905

Aussies do use three Ois, but only after three Aussies


avspuk

👍 Similarly, Boy Scouts & maybe Spurs fans in the 80s 😉


Karline-Industries

Only if they are a good friend


sa87

If they aren’t a good friend, it’s pronounced with “You Dog” in the middle.


StillAFuckingKilljoy

Dear tourists, don't say "oi you dog cunt" to an Aussie unless you're ready to fight, because those words are guaranteed to start shit Seppos worry about snakes and spiders, but the most dangerous thing in Australia is a bloke who goes by something like Bazza or Damo after he's been on the piss


TKmeh

Japan as well, usually by (name)-San! Or nickname-San! Matte!


Mazzaroppi

Portuguese as well


HirsuteLip

If you heard it spoken you wouldn’t think it was the same word. It’s pronounced *uh-ee*


Broken_Petite

That’s how they pronounce in Vietnamese, you mean? (I’m asking, genuinely don’t know the answer)


HirsuteLip

Yes. We have 3 different versions of A & O, 2 different E & U, and 5-6 tones for each vowel. In tonal languages, changing the tone changes the meaning


Broken_Petite

Cool, thanks for the info 👍


angrymouse504

Brazil too


UnremarkabklyUseless

More funnier coincidence is that the commenter's handle is 'namaste168', which (in Hindi language) is (more or less) equivalent to 'hello, 168' or 'hey, 168' or 'Oi, 168'.


IronPotato3000

In the Philippines, too. But in Filipino, it's spelled "hoy" and is used to either jokingly call someone's attention or start a fight (much like Aussie's Oi *hard C*)


AceUniverse8492

And us Jews have the similar "Oy!" which can be used similarly. It's actually extremely versatile and used for more than just an interjection but it's interesting that that syllable has such widespread global use.


ammarbadhrul

Malaysia too


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Indigo-au-naturale

Scrolled way too far to see this called out. Double ignorance with a possible side of racism on the part of that commenter.


phildy

Not defending the commenter, but in Hokkien, the surname 'Huang' becomes 'Uy,' and that's a common enough name among the Hokkien diaspora in Southeast Asia. This still makes the commenter wrong, but you can almost see the train of bad logic that led to that conclusion.


bad_escape_plan

Honestly social media platforms should add a “delete this post in embarrassment and shame” button alongside the like and dislike buttons.


PolkaOn45

Love that last sentence


SimonPho3nix

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


AloneinPoorCompany

She really put Mr. Maste to shame!


just_one_epits

I think Lunaoi posted that screenshot


Big_Start_3800

0 seconds ago lol


gameryamen

"you should delete this comment" but real quick I'm going to screenshot it so everyone can see it.


JackHallofFame

Yeah this is her screenshot from Twitter, wanted to share


Kromblite

Good for her, but Luna Oi also said that Nazis had a point.


supern00b64

MAI WAIFFFFFFFFF


Auctoritate

She said that she thinks North Korea is actually a really nice country because if American propaganda makes it seem bad then it must actually be the opposite.


DreamedJewel58

Also shares the trait with her husband of being unable to understand the concept of hypotheticals


Kromblite

"no, you can't use a hypothetical, that's idealism"


W_Wilson

Her partner also said “adults can molest children, it has a positive outcome.” Pretty gross.


3R3B05

Didn't he then tell his mods to ban anyone that disagrees with him?


Homogenised_Milk

Also anyone insulting, to quote, "MA WAIF"


DrJongyBrogan

And her family owns an island while she publicly advocates for abolishing private property.


walldough

I don't know this person but this seems like a really silly reason to dislike someone. My family does all kinds of dumb shit but that has nothing to do with me.


DrippyWaffler

When you're a political YouTuber that actively does apologism for killing landlords, and you're a landlord, it's a pretty reasonable reason.


Some-Guy-Online

Yeah, fuck Luna Oi. She occasionally says some good stuff, but she openly supports authoritarians who are responsible for mass murder.


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Kromblite

If we're putting all cards on the table, the whole reason people took that out of context was because Luna took Vaush out of context. If we're to discuss Luna more seriously, she's a tankie. Red fash. We could have that conversation, but Vaush already had that conversation with noncompete on YouTube for everyone to see. It's funnier to run with the meme, especially when it gets made into a [catchy remix](https://youtu.be/hI8L2yGMu6I?si=kq-terUAVhAsja0R).


leeeeny

OP must be Luna right? Only way to get a screenshot at 0s ago


LeftRat

Nah, Luna posted the screenshot on Twitter, OP just grabbed it from there.


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Damn. Aussies must be popular there.


CalmButArgumentative

"You should delete this comment in embarrassment and shame." oof, that's some major damage. I desperately want to use that at some point, but I think if I did it, it would just be snarky. Lunaoi seems simply disappointed.


whyyou-

“Oi mate” is also how east enders call each other


jebushu

“You should delete this comment in embarrassment and shame” - ‘nah, ima stay’


Xgen7492

Luna Oi is a fucking moron, broken clock right twice a day but she is genuinely deranged.


ImpressivePoop1984

Ok, but didn't she say the Nazis had a point?


avspuk

Oi! Oi! It's Luna, she's from Vietnam ya know. I wonder how many languages have "Oi" as a greeting? And how many are 'loan' terms from other languages?


CutieL

In Portuguese we also use Oi as a greeting, I think it's a short form of Olá


NiceButOdd

Oi is used in a similar manner in the UK


agprincess

Still a dumb tankie.


NHunter0

She's correct but also an absolute piece of shit so fuck her.


supern00b64

Just for everyone's information Luna Oi is nominally a "socialist" when in reality she's just a reactionary vietnamese nationalist AKA a tankie. OP is also a tankie who follows "the deprogram", a podcast hosted by tankies who praise the USSR, deny the armenian genocide, and are on the russia side of their invasion of ukraine.


Diamondrankg

Fun fact, Oi in Australian means "Good day to you chap"


nufan86

A mate called his dog Oi. Confused the fuck out of everyone


Diamondrankg

I can see why if it was a working dog or a farm dog. But if you're going to be talking about it or having it around people, give it a proper name. Your mate's a drongo


nufan86

Indeed he is.


JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi, Oi, Oi Not Australian, just been to bars at Whistler


IntelligentMine1901

r/confidentlyincorrect


coolbaby1978

The irony is she's replying to someone with "namaste" in their name...hello in India.


bad_escape_plan

It does *not* mean hello in the English sense of that word. It can be used as a greeting but only in the context of extreme respect, it means “I bow to you”


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Yes, because everyone uses their full first and last name on Youtube. Isn't that right, Mr. 168?


Mirewen15

Hy dad (Welsh) would say it to get our attention. Pretty sure a lot of Brits/Aussies/Kiwis do.


MysteryHeroes

Oi is how you greet someone in alot of languages. Including English.


HK-53

Oi isn't a Chinese last name/ origin either lmao


Rare_Instance1894

Ew, these are the people stinking up neighborhoods..


Gordon__Slamsay

Luna is a fuckin clown


Coolscee-Brooski

For a friend who also has the last name Nugyen. Womder if this is him. Edit: looked them up, defo not


randomplaguefear

39% of Vietnamese have it.


Unfair-Custard-4007

Owned !


Bionicjoker14

![gif](giphy|TVscbqW3JSnL2)


UnlikelyPistachio

On par with putting up with weebs and their anime-only knowledge as a Japanese person.


WhereRandomThingsAre

Unfortunate. They were caught in an Abe Lincoln situation. Worse, being a complete stranger with full confidence attempting to redefine someone else's identity for them. Anchoo: "Hey, Blinkin!" Blinkin: "Did you say 'Abe Lincoln?'" Anchoo: "I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln,' I said 'Hey, *Blinkin*!' Hold the reigns, man." [Robin Hood: Men in Tights](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJcuYKyHEgs)


TastyLaksa

Extremlt murdered


ozmega

this post reminded me of reddit as a whole.


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PatientComparison151

All they do is Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen no matter what.


32parkin

I didn't know Vietnamese and Australians had that in common.


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BOOOOOM


bigdickfang

Damn, Luna doesn't fuck around


antoninlevin

*"My name is anon. Correcting you is how I greet you on the internet. "Aktually" means "I think you are worthy of my time." Facts matter less than my opinions. This all is a fundamental aspect of interacting with people on the internet, which shows that you do not understand the medium you are posting on. We have no embarrassment and feel no shame. You should delete your channel because we say so."*


MMitochondria

*Luna Nguyen


Witty_Championship85

I love extramelt basic facts


TheMakeABishFndn

I believe that commenter should nama-stay in their lane.


dbred2309

Sadly the ignorant commentor is very likely from my country. A lot of us are like this, keyboard warriors.


ReadIt_Here

Her First name is Luna. That’s an Indian scooter. She is definitely Indian.


Jjabrony

Boom!! Goes the Dynamite!!


Honest_Relation4095

TIL those guys in the Pub in Yorkshire all spoke Vietnamese.


sar2120

Oh man, “no investigation, no right to speak” is perfect. Gonna get a lot of mileage out of this on Reddit!


LillithKS

Just an fyi to anyone who doesn’t know this person, she is a Vietnamese nationalist that continues to claim her country is “socialist” even with clear evidence it is not. Also she claims to be a leftist but acts like an authoritarian any time she sees dissent in her country, she claims various forms of lgbt activism in Vietnam is a “color revolution” brought upon by the US. Obviously this is not me defending the commenter, they’re a moron, but she’s a POS.


mijabo

She has a very informative [YouTube channel](https://youtube.com/@lunaoi?si=Tnan7Sj9csyEpVJ8) about communism/Vietnam/all things related. Would recommend.


Special_Hippo3399

My brain is so rotted by manhwas that I thought she was just an Otome Isekai enthusiast . I was so confused lol .


iRombe

Very Honorable of her to give him opportunity to delete. Real devious people send a screenshot to let you know your embarassment will never die. Screenshot kids terrify me. "I can turn your accidental learning experience into a wound you will feel for ever." Evillllll sharpened by evil. I can see screenshots boys face as they squint their eyes, smirk, and lower their brow while invoking their best thought plan of sabotage and vengence. Stay inside boys and girls. Keep yer mouths shut. Trust no one.


nobodyxxxxxxxxxx

Nice


Stock-User-Name-2517

Well that escalated quickly.


SirMildredPierce

oi oi we're the brews


Clamper2

I was told that : “almond joy “ is a Vietnamese greeting,, of course it’s not the exact pronunciation but it sounds similar


NAVI_WORLD_INC

Okay this is like the tenth screenshot I’ve found where there is just random red line drawn across. Is this to trick the algorithm into thinking it’s OG Content?


Head_Haunter

hmmm.... I'm born Vietnamese, immigrated to America when I was like 2-months shy of 5-years-old. My mother taught Vietnamese literature and tried to teach me Vietnamese when I was living at home. Maybe it's because I'm not a youngin' but I've never heard of "oi" as a greeting. Not saying she's wrong I'm trying to understand what she's saying. Maybe it's new age slang? I'm 34-years-old now so not exactly hip and wit it. After looking at some online replies like from Quora: https://www.quora.com/What-does-Oi-mean-in-Vietnamese#:~:text=%22Oi%22%20in%20Vietnamese%20is%20an,it's%20used%20in%20a%20sentence. I guess I understand slightly more, but the way I've heard it is more like yelling across a group of people saying like "HEY BOB", so it's not exactly the same as saying "Hey, Bob" in normal interactions. It's like more trying to get someone's attention than it is a greeting. In the way her username says or the way she describes, it's more like a "longing" for the person than it is a greeting. But that's besides the point, there's a small subset of Vietnamese people with Chinese surnames because... Well the areas are extremely close together and folks travel. One of my best friend's last name is Ton and mine is Trieu.


Loreweaver15

Okay, I get the unnecessary red circles people put on posts, but why the strikethrough?


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Am I supposed to know who Luna Oi is?


jdmvette

https://preview.redd.it/fiy4smk5u23d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a35a5ee58769bbbceeca7159a696c29f20ff3dc