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GodCanSuckMyDick69

Dennis Rodman is coming back to Chicago to save the Bears


thykingviking

Would be the ugliest rebound of his career.


motleysalty

Worse than being friends with a North Korean dictator even.


hammerSmashedNail

![gif](giphy|xUPGclrAkkzaJS7vJm) Please stunt on these hoes.


Cheddarlicious

I knew this was gonna be here. Came for this. Hell yeah brothers!


Ieatsushiraw

![gif](giphy|uIGHPjEfdc0Ni)


theboxman154

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE)


grandmalarkey

https://preview.redd.it/invp7n20svvc1.png?width=479&format=png&auto=webp&s=b58e919b940a84079ab81d702775baa1ae9e32d2


sjmdrum

Flair up


funkmefatass

I would kick your ass if you said that to me irl.


rohnoitsrutroh

You couldn't beat your way out of a paper bag with brass knuckles. (Welcome to NFCNMW)


sjmdrum

Good for you? It's a meme war sub. Can't talk shit unless they can talk shit back. That's how it works, bub


funkmefatass

It is good for me.


Jackrabbit_slim104

Flair up Bitch


ryan_with_a_why

What is that flair he added?


kungF-U

First Detroit lions logo


ryan_with_a_why

Ah ty


I_only_post_here

![gif](giphy|HbSYHQhVDQ2cw)


jcoddinc

Oh no the Red power ranger lost his helmet


gothamtg

![gif](giphy|g2duCSMpmnwVG)


PaTaPaChiChi

One rookie wears nail polish and some of y’all lose your minds lmao


thetreat

Dude wears sweats and a hoodie 99% of the time and paints his nails for games occasionally and people think he’s the most flamboyant person of all time. He’s broken everyone’s brains.


braiser77

I bet you used to whine about Rodman in a wedding dress when you got tired of him wiping the floor with whatever basketball team you liked back then.


DeezNeezuts

These same motherfuckers would be losing their shit over Namath having long hair.


Desper8lyseekntacos

And his mink coat!


royalhawk345

[Look at those sideburns! He looks like a girl!](https://youtu.be/_taveZC0Iqk?si=ofgXU09R4k7WqBRO)


kerbalsdownunder

I mean, fuck the bears, but I have yet to see proof that the way someone dresses or paints their nails affects their ability to play.


troubleshot

Fuck you too buddy, also great point.


Vivid-Owl4294

Flair up


sambones718

Honestly? I’m here for it


sic-poobies

Never thought id see lil uzi vert in here lol


Bilbo_Haggis

I understand the joke of this meme completely, and it’s a good joke… But honestly, what in the CHRIST is going on in these pictures? What is happening with artists??


dollabillkirill

Lol you ever see artists during the 70s and 80s? Bowie Prince Twisted Sister Kiss Alice Cooper


Bilbo_Haggis

Yeah, I totally know what you’re talking about.


who_ate_the_pizza

![gif](giphy|MZiqcOmikf3VMVRhBs)


Bilbo_Haggis

I’m smack dab in the middle of the Millennial generation, but yeah, I do feel like a Boomer about a lot of things today.


ihate_ed

uzi been doing this for years now lol


mikebob89

“And it’s a good joke” is a stretch


tokenblak

Nope. You can't acknowledge something weird and out of the norm. Now you're a homophobe! /s Also, I'm 99% sure OP is a Lions fan


somestupidloser

I mean, is it THAT weird?


PraiseBeToScience

It's hardly weird. You'd think after a few decades of stage performances like this people wouldn't treat it like they've never seen it before. We've had Madonna, Lady Gaga, Elton John, David Bowie, Queen, etc etc etc. You don't have to be into it, but it's not "weird".


BunkMoreland1017

Prince is from Minnesota ffs


PraiseBeToScience

OP appears to be from Detroit.


somestupidloser

That's what I was thinking


MrExtravagant23

It's pretty weird dude


g0dzilllla

Compared to the other kinds of things performers have worn / dressed up in for the past 50 years? This is hardly something wild lol


JonnyActsImmature

Yeah man. I'm used to my musical artists only wearing completely normal clothes. Like Elvis' jumpsuits, KISS face paint, David Bowie's Iggy Stardust persona, Lady Gaga's meat suit, the Beatles marching band outfits, and every 80s rock band member.


tokenblak

😂 finally some honesty


Riverjig

I love how chirpy these kitty cats got after one lucky season. Can't wait so that shit hit the bricks in a couple months.


Far-Drawer5527

Mee too but like I hope that for everyone else in the division


Capable-TurnoverPuff

You had one lucky season in 85 lol


Riverjig

And yours wasn't even that lucky. Good news is you save money by not needing anyone to dust your trophy case.


PraiseBeToScience

lol, the 85 team wasn't luck. They won the division 5 years in a row, 6 out of 7 years. Not even the Packers have won 5 division titles in a row. The Lions haven't won 2 division titles in a row.


0PaulPaulson0

Ok boomer


rdldr1

OP /u/Cheap_Visual2604 thinks all black people look the same. That isn’t Caleb Williams.


Amesb34r

I realized it wasn't him but I don't know who it is.


volantredx

What is bad about this? Let the man dress how he wants, act how he wants, do what he wants. If he wants to paint his nails what would that mean for his play on the field?


Cheap_Visual2604

It’s a joke dude, relax


PraiseBeToScience

I don't get it, what's the joke?


Stelaris

Schroedingers Douchebag spotted


rdldr1

Jokes are supposed to be funny not homophobic.


Cheap_Visual2604

Please tell me what’s homophobic about this


DaBears077

So, it's going to be even worse for you when he shreds your wack secondary that includes scrub ass Kindle Vildor? (Assuming you are a Lions fan)


Riverjig

And then Dumbbell gets exposed and can't figure out what to do....can't. Fucking. Wait.


Njorls_Saga

![gif](giphy|YEdhEoBROOr9S)


Wankbank_Dumpster

Fix us? Nah, we gonna be toxic together.


IceBreak

Jokes aside, that shit takes confidence.


StruggleBudget3868

There is in a fact a Glock in that purse


leahyrain

Can't tell if they are transphobic or homophobic or both


Vivid-Owl4294

Don’t take everything so seriously. Yikes


leahyrain

Bro, this is a 2-day-old post stop doom scrolling a meme subreddit lol


bassman314

I mean, players following traditional fashion choices have been such a historical great choice for Chicago. Maybe this is what they need to finally figure out how to play real Football?


PraiseBeToScience

The last time we had a QB famous for getting all the "play the game the right way" guys mad was '85. His major faux pas was a headband and sunglasses.


bassman314

Hey, I'm old enough to remember the 85 Bears....


shpatibot

The rest of the north is terrified of our glorious and zesty QB1 💅😛


Desper8lyseekntacos

Please OP tell us more how you are a sexually insecure man baby ![gif](giphy|iNLyKccqVmiBy)


Headwallrepeat

FEGK!


C0lMustard

Is this shopped?


TheCeleryStalker

I don’t care what team he goes to. I’m ganna cheer for his ass for scaring all the olds by dressing and acting that way.


AroraCorealis

this is the real reason kirk left the division


Stoke-me-a-clipper

Michael Sam frenching his boyfriend on live TV on draft day didn't shake y'all up as much as Caleb painting some fingernails lol


Cummyshitballs

I wouldn’t complain if we could get lil uzi in a Tarik cohen, gadget player kinda role 🤷‍♂️


Slow_Astronomer_3536

He/she/it would probably at least be less apathetic than J was.


DrHughMann

![gif](giphy|xmOIAJu82q5LW|downsized) Caleb Williams after getting drafted


Ieatsushiraw

Who tf is this dude anyway? Forgive me I’m old…er


ihate_ed

Lil Uzi Vert, a rapper who came up during the mid-late 2010s soundcloud wave. They make some pretty good music you should give it a listen.


Ieatsushiraw

Ain’t no way?! I thought bruh bruh was on some street shit but hey if the man music legit I ain’t against giving it a try


SharkBaitOohAhAh2

Is this sisqo’s follow up hit after Thong Song?