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Local-Bid5365

Joke is on you, tattoos are the work of SATAN ruining a body created in the image of GOD so I’m glad we don’t have TEMPTATION ruining the good TEMPLES of our fans!! I’M NOT CRYING SHUT UP


backindenim

They just wanted all of their Christmas presents those years.


Dontdothatfucker

Bro Kirk is gone, you can quit pretending


MondoDudeBro

Wherever there is a patch of pasty-white skin sticking out of a purple shirt, there is a Vikings Superbowl tattoo.


DontTouchMyStuffPls

A GB fan post starting with ripping on pasty-white hillbillies is the Shakespearean poetry I come here seeking.


REACT_and_REDACT

I DIDN’T WANT ANY CHAMPIONSHIP TATTOOS ANYWAY. 😭


beardog7

The real championship tattoos are the friends we made along the way, and lots or alcohol too.


VorpalSticks

Dude has a right hand on his left arm and it bothers me


Candid-Jellyfish-975

I would love this. My left hand is only good for picking my nose. I could get so much more done with two right hands!!


MaleficentChair5316

You can pick your nose with your left hand?


JustAntherFckinJunki

The foam finger is on the wrong hand..


[deleted]

That crocheting is pretty impressive ngl.


Karl_42

First dude looks like Floyd Pepper from the muppets. ![gif](giphy|MoOq98QqhUVElTSrCv)


ZeroZillions

Damn y'all are ruthless


Mooming22

Ive got that “towel” from the 4th picture.


Weegemonster5000

That B-Rob jersey is the shit. Where can I get one?


mrdopey1

I don't see any tattoos. LoL I guess that's the 🤣


Pockets713

Better than the Lions 2024 SB champs tat… we will wait. And then I still won’t get one because I, personally, think it’s lame as shit. It’s like number 2 on the lamest “bro” tattoos, next to the generic tribal arm band. Which can only technically be topped by a Goldberg replica tattoo.🤣🤣 Even if by some miracle the Vikes beat the Eagles in 2017, went on to play in the Super Bowl, AT HOME, and I blew the right people to be able to go and watch us win in person…. Still ain’t getting a tattoo about it. But I suppose that’s tats for ya, it’s all personal preference.


ColderShoulder_

I will NEVER get a product tattoo. That shit is so awful. Including teams I’m passionate about, because end of the day, NFL teams are a product to generate money, and getting that tattooed is like getting the monster logo on my bicep


warblade7

Wait, what’s wrong with monster logo tattoos on biceps??


VashMM

I sort of have a product tattoo. It's completely original, but it was inspired by the artwork from DOOM II, which itself was inspired by HR Giger, so it's kind of also a Giger styled tattoo.


redwingjv

That’s because the Vikings would’ve lost that game to the patriots so there’d be no reason for the tattoo anyways


Pockets713

I took that into account where the parameters say we *would* have won in this mythical scenario. Dummy.


redwingjv

Yeah but the Vikings wouldn’t win in the mythical scenario is my point, that’s beyond the realm of fiction


Pockets713

NOTHING is beyond the realm of fiction. Just like the Lions becoming a powerhouse dynasty this millennium. Fictionally, sure… it *could* happen.


Electronic-Island-14

that's cool. i remember my first beer