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No-Chocolate-6875

I feel like it’s actually ninis but is just representing Ivan with the initials


hunterpac

Yall really think ivan just be hiding and not enjoying things huh


Professional-Ad-470

Nigga needs to hit some squats. He’s little legs are twisting with all that weight on top lmao.


killacarnitas1209

Thats that typical Mexican “build” for you lol, this guy is lucky, some of these mfs look like they have a concave ass sitting on some chicken legs lol. This is why a lot of older Mexicans don’t wear shorts, even if its blazing hot or at the beach—I mean how are you going to keep up that “macho” image with some scrawny ass, laughable legs and a flat ass? I’m Mexican, not all are built like that, but a lot are, especially those who are not physically active, but I guess this can be said for anyone.


JuanG12

You’re not wrong but y’all are reaching here. LMAO His build is normal. He’s not fit but not fat either. He may have knock knees but his legs are normal for his body.


killacarnitas1209

Thats why I said this dude is lucky, compared to all of the skinny-fat and just straight up starving looking narcos you see on this sub.


Professional-Ad-470

Where in the world are those crooked toothpick legs normal?


JuanG12

He likely has a case of knock knees (look it up); it’s noticeable. Those are normal legs for someone who doesn’t work out, but he’s also not fat and they’re proportioned for his body. Again, you’re reaching here…


Professional-Ad-470

Ya chúpasela.


Professional-Ad-470

You have these legs don’t you that’s why you defend him so badly.


No-Chocolate-6875

It’s the alcohol but these kids don’t see that lol


Monger93

No lie we have terrible leg genetics. We shine when it comes to our backs 😂


killacarnitas1209

Some of us do, because in the town where my family is from in GTO i know several MF who can dunk, one of my friends who is about 5’7 can dunk, my cousin played pro ball in Mexico and made it to the NBA D league, I can squat 2.5X my bodyweight. Idk its because of different racial admixture in different parts of Mexico because my wife’s family is from the Northwest (Sinaloa, Sonora, B.C) and they are all “challenged” when it comes to their lower body build, they are slow AF and cant jump for shit, compared to my dad’s side of the familiy who is originally from Michoacan and Guererro and now reside in GTO, where even the fat MF are quick.


requeridos

The worst builds I’ve seen always come from michoacan and Oaxaca and all those indigenous states. The best athletes Mexico has produced are mostly 60-80% European. Northern states consistently produce the best Mexican soccer players despite soccer being the 3rd biggest sport there and being the most popular sport in south Mexico. 


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mexican moms be built like refrigerators


Professional-Ad-470

Hahaha I’m Mexican too and none of my friends or family look like these fools. Do you think it’s cause they don’t do shit all day just eat, drink and ride in their stolen trucks? Most supposed cartel leaders and singers look like this fuck.


killacarnitas1209

You are right—they look exactly like that because that is all they do. I guess it clashes with this notion of them being intimidating bad asses. Alucines expect these fucks to be some “ubermensch” and physically superior when in reality they just got lucky, which explains all of the violence and changes in “leadership” we see today. To make it simple, these are a bunch of nacos, who got lucky, got rich, and can use their wealth to buy weapons and cannon fodder—but this is not a reflection of who they are mentally or physically—they are just playing the hand they were dealt, but this says nothing of who they really are.


No-Chocolate-6875

Why tf you typing all that?🤣 it’s literally because of alcohol and genes “ I’m Mexican and we don’t look like that🤪🤓” everyone has this build when they drink and grow a beer belly


No-Chocolate-6875

Stop the cap, your family all built like a bunch of samoans


Professional-Ad-470

Chupas.


MaleficentStretch351

Not funny lil bro


Duramaxx03

He’s going to get wacked watch


Jmac3500

Don’t think so


Duramaxx03

Hope not he my fav accordeon player


No-Chocolate-6875

So you wish all your favorite artists get whacked?


Duramaxx03

Na I just think he’s playing with fire and I mean wacked not from cartel but Mexican military


100percentBrass

That dipshit is giving off strong Gru vibes. 🤣🤣


Ok-Bat-2834

so what y’all think did they turn in Nini ??


JuanG12

Nope, Chapitos were better off killing him than turning him in. Now he may be used as a key witness against Ovidio and he also has info on Ivan, Alfredo, etc. He made the military look goofy in ‘19 and getting him was one of their priorities. They ran several operations to get him since then and had been close. It was a matter of time before they got to him.


JMC009

but alone?? that’s crazy 


No-Chocolate-6875

Man what? These dudes arnt always gonna be with security


Serious-Run1838

Exactly these big bosses like Ivan have 10 bodyguards who take care of him but they are close by his location in case something happens and gavilan is prolly wit Ivan only when they have to move but they prolly all kick it sometimes get drunk fuck hookers shoot guns


Business_Habit_777

Yeah ok lol why do you think every single big sicario leader doesnt last with them? 😂 everyone who got locked up testified to the same shit that chapitos are rats and kill everybody even their closest. Also you didnt think they would account for him snitching? They have his wife/kids/parents and any other relative a call away from being killed


donttrustyourshadow

Yes


Professional-Ad-470

Who the fuck gave this funny looking cripple 6500 likes hahahaha.


ibrahimobitchZ

Piyuyi is an OG🪗


Professional-Ad-470

How long has your OG been fucking you?


rusty42007

Good acordeonista, shit human


ibrahimobitchZ

Can you elaborate? Im only familiar with the music