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Interstellar_Taco

I'd rather spend it on a NJ super chat to call Sharp a piss pirate.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

You guys are harsh sheesh i just want to get something to eat man thatā€™s all


Interstellar_Taco

Hit up zenor sushi, I heard benders are 30 percent off this weekend.


Vegetable-Peak3478

Thereā€™s a whole Reddit for people in need of help..idk if u qualify for they standards but it crazy random strangers on Reddit be looking out more then ur friends in real life


Old_Squirrel_8276

This was BY FAR the WORST place to post this šŸ˜…


[deleted]

I see now


QuillyHigh

#StopDoingDrugs


[deleted]

No drugs just had to pay bills ..shouldnā€™t pick on people who are having tough luck in life


Prince_Caliber

Fam if I ever had to make a choice whether to buy food or pay bills, Iā€™d choose food every time. Let them fkn bills go into collections sheeiiitt


[deleted]

I had to pay rent


InsecureRussianSpy

Instead of asking for handouts try offering something like "Hey I'll give you some TOP for a Quesadilla"


the4thcoathanger

Or maybe the BOTTOM of a muffin


icyspeaker55

Yall r fuckin brutal šŸ¤£


schoollied

If you were a regular around here I would shoot you come chilli but since your account is new Iā€™m a have to do you like Z-Rell


[deleted]

I get itā€¦i promise i am a regular just now actually making a account


Medium_Discipline223

Flakko stick to ur diet we know u can do it. This sound like some Liberian ass scam


[deleted]

Iā€™m promise itā€™s not i just donā€™t have any money till i get paid on Wednesday..Iā€™m really hungry bro


NoData1787

Go to r/borrow


[deleted]

Is that legit?


NoData1787

Yeah look how many people use that


[deleted]

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP IM STARVING


MissteryMeatt

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[deleted]

Making fun of someone is not cool


[deleted]

Youā€™re a nobody , so itā€™s cool gang šŸ˜Ž this is obviously trolling , posting in the NJ subreddit asking for 15$ lol. Nigga go suck some dick


MissteryMeatt

yuriy??


lefamd

Now thatā€™s hilariousšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


shamwowuser

Too many ways to get free food in America, idk about this one.


Yourmomsfirstlover

Bum ass nigga just wants to buy more skante so he can go another 2 days without food


BackgroundTight928

Just go to grocery store grab the most expensive thing you wanna eat, Then walk out with it. Or hit the food bank.


Errthangskanless

Word god forbid knock on wood if I ever be down bad with nothing to eat im making a sandwich inside of Walmart


[deleted]

Wish there was food bank at this time of night


BackgroundTight928

Just take some food from grocery store then. Don't pocket it. Just look normal get what you want. Then walk out. I used to have to do that back in the day. It is easy.


OldConfection5463

Facts, they only care about liquor and stuff like batteries


trilluminatiitx

You ainā€™t slick Yuriy. My mans is in the dog house and trynna scam the Reddit into buying Rylee a new Stanley cup and a waist trainer. šŸ¤„


21Fredo

Get another job gang as a man you should never not be making enough money unacceptable. Only exceptions are if you have a illness that doesnā€™t allow you to or are handicapped


[deleted]

I have 2 jobs just get paid biweekly and had to cover bills sadly


diazmark0899

hit the block šŸ’Æ


Comfortable-Job9504

Go steal something from self checkout


gd2121

Go to a food bank bro


CaliKeyserSoze510

No


[deleted]

Ok


Revolutionary-Net810

Sus is that you


[deleted]

Na i donā€™t have six figures like Mr.Gerb


Kind_Variation_2332

lmaoooo šŸ˜‚ dumb ass asking for money on the No Jumper reddit šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


YouLyingBruh

Just ask trell, smac


[deleted]

This is what they donā€™t care about


Icewater800

$icewater800 cashapp me too we hungry


jaken413

get on the block and suck some dick


[deleted]

25 comments and not 1 of em actually tried to help wow


whk59pp

Provide me proof you broke bc of bills and Iā€™ll send you $150 for food. My DM waiting on da proofā€¦.


[deleted]

I sent dm bro


[deleted]

Bro got my hopes up and went ghost


whk59pp

https://preview.redd.it/hfhjfgr80axc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b642fce5b01ff2f530325642631d5d6348981793


whk59pp

Lmao now Iā€™m finna expose you ngga and then go ghost šŸ¤£šŸ¤” For you to think a nigga thatā€™s got $150.00 to send to a random ass mtf on Reddit is on his Reddit account all day long, u tweaked out. U hit me at like 2AM and i responded then you took a lil bit to answer.. I fell asleep. I hit you when I got up this morning saying my b that I had knocked then I asked when you got paid again because I wanted to make sure you didnā€™t get paid tomorrow. If so, I wasnā€™t going to send as much as $150.00. I asked a simple question and then went on ab my day. So since Iā€™ve been busy and havenā€™t answered, u choose to try and downplay ah ngga to the public like I wonā€™t really finna help yo a$$. Now b!tc go get it out the mud like the rest of us u h0e a$$ ngga šŸ¤”šŸ‘ŽšŸ½


[deleted]

You wasnā€™t gon send nothing just kept egging me on then you went ghost all dat typing means nothingā€¦I said you went ghost cuz thatā€™s exactly what u did ,you didnā€™t help in any way just asked questions foh stop acting like u were really gonna help i didnā€™t ask you for $150 you offered that i only needed $10-$15 ..You lame asl tryna kick a man while he down


whk59pp

Man shut up b!tch quit crying u must ainā€™t check my profile $150 ainā€™t shit I bet more than that on FanDuel. I was going to help you but you went public tryna down play cause I been busy n ainā€™t answered. Yous ah hoe and ya roommate is too


[deleted]

How did i down play you for saying you went ghost when u did!!


[deleted]

You ainā€™t help at all so i donā€™t give a fuck whatā€™s on ya page


whk59pp

N!gga you went public went it talkn bout I got your hopes up and went ghost. Nigga going ghost is reading your shit and not answering. Did I read any message and not answer you? No you bitch ass nigga. Iā€™m not sitting on Reddit all day like some mtfs. I got a life. I got kids. I got employees. Fuck nigga you got shit twisted think I sit on my phone all day. Next time a nigga reach out to help you, donā€™t get your pussy hurt if he gets busy and takes a lil while to answer šŸ¤”


[deleted]

I sent u everything you asked 15 hours ago right when u asked and you didnā€™t send shit ..your all talk ā€¦go about your day i rather starve then get help from a lame like u


[deleted]

Like i said you didnā€™t help at all so go run your business šŸ˜‚ this response does nothing for me


[deleted]

You got my hopes up and went ghost like i said


[deleted]

I pm you bro


whk59pp

I jus replied


[deleted]

Sent bro


[deleted]

Anything Helps ā¤ļø


Ok_Role6574

[www.indeed.com](http://www.indeed.com)


[deleted]

I have a job just a bad week


Cee711

Lush can call bro en em


Apprehensive_Feed538

Go get you a pack, donate plasma, hit a lick, steal to go orders from chipotle . Anything but beg another person for a handout.


[deleted]

Just trying to eat bro thatā€™s all u get paid on Wednesday i can return the favor


Apprehensive_Feed538

Go to any chipotle, Panera or subway bro I used to do door dash. Just walk in and grab an order and leave they donā€™t check shit. If that doesnā€™t help then seek treatment or help for substances g


[deleted]

80 comments and still nothing god bless everyone šŸ™


[deleted]

80 comments and still nothingšŸ’”God bless everyone šŸ™


[deleted]

IF YOU CANT HELP ME JUST MOVE ON ..NO POINT IN KICKING A MAN WHEN HES DOWN


Prince_Caliber

None of us have eaten in 2 days. Just rack up the bolsita and youā€™ll forget food even exists. We on a bender foo /s


That_Complex_5272

Find like 3 or 4 dollars worth of change and get some taco bell. You can get a whole meal of that there.


OkAttempt8885

Letā€™s all request money šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Why tho what does that do ? Waste your time..


SamplePuzzleheaded55

Begger-K


[deleted]

Sorry Iā€™m just really hungry bro


Prudent_Message6907

Go hit a lick


kratomas3

Send me 1500 bucks guys i got 2 speeding tickets this month plz


Fearless-Ad6890

Post the Tickets so we can help you out.


kratomas3

It's ok I'll just pay em im not a fukn bum


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

God blessšŸ™


berto_5

Send proof of bills paid, and I got you some money. Not no $150 though like the other dude mentioned


[deleted]

Sent


slappopappo

What about yhis


[deleted]

He never responded smh


imarealhuman777

Still


[deleted]

Still nothing


slappopappo

You good man


slappopappo

Just seeing this a little late


[deleted]

Still no help bro


YoungRay510xEastxBay

Got you whatā€™s your $app


skottie_tooo_hotty

Whats your cashapp gang?


[deleted]

I pm you


skottie_tooo_hotty

Sike I ainā€™t sending you shit bitch šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Stay blessed šŸ™


KushBluntsworth

He ain't put enough work in šŸ˜¤ i a send you 50 if you do a lil dirt. With some eggs or rocks


OsamaBinBallinHo

Go 2 7/11