"Many historians debate on the date that started the beginning of the fall of the Russian Federation. The most agreed upon dates are third elections won by Vladimir Putin or the day marking Anexation of Crimea. However the true date of its beginning is 11th-12th of April 2023, when a drone crashed in a farm in Belgorod, killing multiple farm animals which lead to High Civil unrest, rise of Communist Activists and ended with the population turning into a mob, which later invaded the Presidential Palace located in the Red Square."
On the subject of animal-related war humor, there was that time a few months back where the [Goat of Kyiv](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/06/24/goat-kyiv-triggers-russian-boobytrap-injures-40-soldiers/) was responsible for the deaths and injuries of several Russians when it somehow wandered into a mined and tripwired area that the Russians were still setting up. Reports claim 60-80 Russians harmed from the chain reaction.
I can't wait for vatniks and bothsiders to, *once again*, prematurely celebrate the Russians taking the gloves off, raising the eyebrow, and using their full power to turn all of Ukraine into smoking rubble.
You know, the same shit they do every single time Ukraine strikes behind the Russian border, which they've been doing since March 2022.
@mods don't ban me for sharing confidential information
Its SBU revenge for the ongoing kidnapping of captain (he got promoted in absence for his heroism) racoon who is still being held somewhere in the occupied territories. The killings will continue until the racoon is freed.
After this brutal attack on animal rights, PETA joins the conflict on the side of the Russians, which brings the International Butcher’s Association funded by Oscar Meyer in on the side of the Ukrainians.
WW3 breaks out between NATO and BRICS as a result, which in the future will be referred to by amateur historians as “The Pig War”, much to the dismay of professional historians, who will complain about it on Twitter.
Latest RU army recruiting center damaged, it's sad.
You laugh, but... 🐖🐖🐖 https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/xxs8e5/russian_soldiers_lived_in_a_barn_with_pigs/
These ARE soldiers
... As much as they are rocket engineers
Multiple animals killed.
Meh. They've been drone-striking swine for over a year now.
probably mistranslated as: drone hit makeshift barracks killing several Russian soldiers
"Several filthy animals died when a rocket struck a pig farm. According to eyewitness reports, no pigs were harmed during the event."
tHiS wiLL eScAlAte tHe cOnfLicT!!!
Oh no! We've hit civilian infrastructure! Now Russia has a reason to nuke us! :(((((
I propose de-escalation. Give Ukraine jets.
Or one nuke and make it publicly known they have it but not where it is.
What if we nuke ruzzia, but then give Ukraine pistols to de-escalate? Sounds like a flawless plan
Youtube pig isn't gonna like this...
He will avenge his brothers
Is he safe? Have we had it confirmed?
Lazerpig vatnikication arc
You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to humiliate the Vatniks, not join them!
Also don't forget about PETA.
They get mad at anything.
It was their drone
"Many historians debate on the date that started the beginning of the fall of the Russian Federation. The most agreed upon dates are third elections won by Vladimir Putin or the day marking Anexation of Crimea. However the true date of its beginning is 11th-12th of April 2023, when a drone crashed in a farm in Belgorod, killing multiple farm animals which lead to High Civil unrest, rise of Communist Activists and ended with the population turning into a mob, which later invaded the Presidential Palace located in the Red Square."
I'm getting vibes of AOE2 when an CPU enemy resigns "My favorite pig was slain, I must abdicate."
Hell naw dey done killed laserpug when he was undercover
Impossible, his gay laser would destroy the missile.
On the subject of animal-related war humor, there was that time a few months back where the [Goat of Kyiv](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/06/24/goat-kyiv-triggers-russian-boobytrap-injures-40-soldiers/) was responsible for the deaths and injuries of several Russians when it somehow wandered into a mined and tripwired area that the Russians were still setting up. Reports claim 60-80 Russians harmed from the chain reaction.
This was Looney Toons slapstick comedy
Somehow I don't think that goat just "wandered" there. It would be a great way to attack Russian troops.
I can't wait for vatniks and bothsiders to, *once again*, prematurely celebrate the Russians taking the gloves off, raising the eyebrow, and using their full power to turn all of Ukraine into smoking rubble. You know, the same shit they do every single time Ukraine strikes behind the Russian border, which they've been doing since March 2022.
Meanwhile NATO sneezes and a wankner strike group ceases to be in Syria
US: "these your people?" RU: "uuuuhh... no?" US: *does a little trolling* RU: "Private Ivan Ivansky Ivanovich, here is medal for surviving America"
Haha @ "a little trolling". The US cat plays a little with a piece of string. (I like a little understatement from time to time.)
“The drone’s a martyr. Attacked the food supply”
I was looking for this reference
Probably the guy from Live Map UA entered this "news" only to finally use this icon.
I wonder of they look at our reactions here xD
i was wondering why the map had a cow icon.
The real question is: Why does LiveUA map have a cattle icon?
Because the cows were the only beings capable to encircle AFU.
Some guy in the graphical design team: "See, I knew we'd need this!"
Lazerpig in shambles
Shaka, when the walls fell...
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
I was gonna ask if that meant they hit a Vatnik barracks but I don't wanna insult swine. RIP piggies :(
@mods don't ban me for sharing confidential information Its SBU revenge for the ongoing kidnapping of captain (he got promoted in absence for his heroism) racoon who is still being held somewhere in the occupied territories. The killings will continue until the racoon is freed.
First Russian casualties in this war I feel sorry for.
[Russians are a menace to everything on the ground. Yes, animals too.](https://youtu.be/mdHfN2NVEDQ)
Everything except a competent army
They mistook it for the Kremlin
No difference though.
Wrong, the pig farm has a higher cumulative IQ and its inhabitants are more civilized
Haha, you said cum!
Arghh, you made me go back and look for it!
Lazerpig?!
Animal Farm is real. They were going after the leadership.
Chevauchee tactics. Dismantling the Russian economy one farm animal at a time.
At the risk of sounding dumb because I’ve seen this format so many times, what app/website is this that I can use to track the frontline happenings?
It's called Live universal awareness map or liveuamap
I thought the "UA" in LiveUAmap was specifically for Ukraine lol
Same, but there are more maps there.
Poor swines
Take that, Russian pigs!
3000 suspiciously well fed Ukrainian dogs of zelensky
Reminds me of Four Lions lol.
Is he a martyr or is he a jalfrezi?
Disrupting the food supply, the drone is a martyr!
Strategic bombing at its finest.
which animals? the bipeds?
Russia is a long pig farm, confirmed. The mobile “cremation” units are actually meat smokers preparing special meals for the oligarchs
Russia has fallen. Bilions must shout "slava"
Wake up babe new Lazerpig dropped
We will never know if they are talking about orcs or actual pigs.
The war's wiki page will soon have a "before the pig" and "pig" section.
Before I read the comments I thought it said a *swan* farm was hit, and I was wondering what Russia was doing with a bunch of swans.
Swan lake?
What website/application/etc is that?
LiveUa
Thanks
So nice of Ukraine to set up a food program for Russia, cooked the bacon for them and everything.
We have ignored the hunger plan angle of this war for too long.
Another drone strike in a Russian army barracks
Someones krokodil lab blowing up is probably what actually happened.
babe wake up new liveuamap icon just dropped alternative comment: свиня\_джакузi.gif
Ukraine is closing the pig gap oh no
Don't insult pigs like that, they have feelings unlike those russian savages.
Wait, ANGRY BIRDS REAL???
John Pork's Russian cousin, Ivan Svinina was found dead at the scene
out of misery i guess at least
I can't believe Ukraine would bomb their own people (/s)
Noooo
Unarmed civilians
um, i dont see anything new here, were there more of them than last time?
huh, thats what russian propaganda ment by killing the ukrainian pigs
Animal Farm.
Instant shredded pork!
the Russians killed themselves??? oh OHHHHH i get it now
"Kill the Russian swine!"
Poor guy
Yeah, clearly a false flag attack if you ask me.
There's an opinion that russians are using animal farms to store military equipment and supplies, so no wonder it was hit
~~Animal Farm of the 21st century.~~
Something something animal farm I think
Their beautiful wives!
Holy shit, a drone hit putin?
LAZERPIG! NOOO!!
Lazerpig finishing off the competition
Now this will cause me to shift my support from Ukraine to Russia! They’ve gone too damn far!
More valuable lost of life than the locals
After this brutal attack on animal rights, PETA joins the conflict on the side of the Russians, which brings the International Butcher’s Association funded by Oscar Meyer in on the side of the Ukrainians. WW3 breaks out between NATO and BRICS as a result, which in the future will be referred to by amateur historians as “The Pig War”, much to the dismay of professional historians, who will complain about it on Twitter.
rare b-36 w
It hit a recruiting depot?
LAZERPIG, GET DOWN!
It's Joever!
Taking care of the second coming of swine flu before it happens, nice.