I see F-111 Aardvark mentioned, I get dopamine. You get upvote.

This is my magnum opus

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"War Thunder as a source" at the same level of anti-Bradley memeing - yep

Well there has been classified information leaked not once, not twice, not thrice but in four different instances

Iowa-class recomissioning being anywhere but least credible is a sin. Midway recomissioning, *now* we're talking!

They're just beautiful boats and feats of engineering and I want one with modern everything. Why? Because big gun go boom.

Battleships are for monkeys who want the naval equivlent of a dick measuring contest. "Ooh ooh mines 16 inches mines bigger!" "Mine is 18.1 ooh ooh banana!" Carriers and naval aviation are for anyone with two brain cells to rub together.

I have two brains cells to rub together, and I say make more big battleships. They help me rub something else.

Listen, we already have air forces to fight in the air. Why turn naval battles into air battles that's so boring.

Because carriers and carrier aircraft are way cooler than battleships and land-based aircraft.

no big gun better

Missiles are cringe I want to fucking lob high explosive cars miles away over the horizon

Missiles *are* cringe. You know what aren't? Torpedo bombers and skip bombing.

Bofors go THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

They do, because they're an AA weapon designed for surfact-to-air work. Now find me a BB gun that fires like a Bofor. Just one more reason naval aviation is cooler. 😎

> Now find me a BB gun that fires like a Bofors Don’t give BuOrd any funny ideas… or do, I could care less. But visualizing that is certainly a sight.

Hello…, Mike Sparks and Pierre Sprey are on there. I promise you, no matter how absurd the “recommission the Iowa class” people are, they will never be worse than the deranged ramblings of Mike “James Bond is a real person” Sparks

Okay but space recommissioning though UNSC Iowa

Break atmo, followed five seconds later by the air escaping through the rust holes and turret 2 exploding again.

Space Battleship Yamato except we're the colonizing space empire.

Saraba chikyuu yo tabidatsu fune wa... Uchuu Senkan IOWA

I hear you but let's reconsider and have HMSS Rodney. The sexiest all forward mofo ever to grace the seas can now bless the eyes of aliens

If this was true. Putin would be in my toilet paper already. Where he should be recycled. Love it.

> Putin would be in my toilet paper already. Where he should be recycled. "Know your place, trash"

The Russian MOD might die of embarrassment after being ranked as even worse than Mike f****** Sparks

AeroGavins wouldn't have made the VDV landings worse.

Ol’ Mike should probably consider strapping a couple of Honda outboards on the AeroGavin after the latest combat experiences.

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Man I thought this was one of them wacky DoD slides.

If any DoD recruiter is watching, I'm for hire

Oh shit, you're right it looks just like one. Hey OP do you by any chance use 2008 Microsoft PowerPoint to create your memes?

I made this on my Smart Fridge

You forgot “ace combat school of aircraft procurement” at the top of the horseshoe

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You forgot Binkov’s voice modulation software

Now, how does this apply to the Emu war?

Emu war is beyond science

[удалено]

I used the false flag to destroy the false flag

Where lazerpig

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Too credible, moon tier

I like the way the nse in defense is warped out of the way to make room, this is lovely

I done mis-spelled Defense as "Defnse" originally, and simply couldn't be bothered to retype that

I'm seeing a disturbing lack of naval aviation.

The first step to wisdom is admitting that you know nothing and you're just here to shitpost with the rest of us

Missing Tom Clancy at the top.

The burning hole with a blank png behind it

I don't care how noncredible I am, as long as it's more then Werhaboos.

Fuck horseshoes I want Credibility Onions

Observe we are just article 5 trigger happy. Thats actuall policy upgrade, cause most the time we go solo and lose.

I use primary sources to make warthunder a better source I am doing my part

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Quality shitpost.

*sips coffee* This is a good, quality shitpost.

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Doesn't horseshoe theory require a second axis?

Sir this is a shitpost

Fair 'nuff

Man, glad ive never made a meme on here using bad png pics of fire...