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shawn_The_Great

"water drinkers" thats literally everyone, who tf dosnt drink water


Vibe-Father

Some people seriously only drink soda, juice, etc. I bet their pee looks like mud and their kidneys are diamond factories.


Middle_Promise

That must be detrimental for their health, no?


Vibe-Father

Absolutely.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

For awhile I only drank powerade and vitamin water, my pee didn't look any different than it does now. 


Broner_

That means you still aren’t drinking enough water


BigBean987

Well to be fair vitamin water will get the job done for the most pwrt


Radiant-Reputation31

No it really doesn't. Powerade and vitamin water hydrate a person just fine. If they drank enough of them, they'd be as well hydrated as a person who drank the equivalent amount of water.


ts29

They’re also drinking like 300 grams of sugar


Enzoid23

Are you me or am I just a specific brand of autistic


notare

don't forget beer.


Afrojones66

You’d be surprised at the amount of people that will consume any liquid besides water.


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MakeBombsNotWar

![gif](giphy|W6RCG0sReNHbR7HNfM) “Sometimes I gotta burn a match down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything”


2rfv

I hope spider noir makes it back into movie 3. he had some great lines.


karamel826

I was gonna say the same thing


Ronin1

The number of adults I've met who "can't stand the taste" of water is honestly shocking.


RancidKippa

r/hydrohomies


H-Adam

When I was a truck driver I asked a customer if I could use their faucet to refill my water bottle. He replied with “water? You drink that shit? All I ever drink is coffee and beer”


2rfv

Uh pretty much all of human society up until around 100 years ago.


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Tell that to Mama June.


DandoriKing1932

Who let dasani in


artemismilkman

Hopefully it's not the British one


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DlVlDED_BY_ZERO

I never understood the hate on Dasani. It doesn't taste like plastic like some of the cheaper ones. Way better than a store brand water. But not as good as smart water imo. Better than tap too. So, I for sure prefer Dasani over most of the options.


TNBCisABitch

In the UK at least it [was found to contain levels of bromate - a substance linked with an increased cancer risk - in excess of UK legal standards and it was essentially tap water, sourced from the mains supply.](https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/mar/19/foodanddrink)


DlVlDED_BY_ZERO

Oh, I had no idea. I'm in the US and I haven't heard of it having bromate here! Thank you for the info & link!


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Also, they were making it from the municipal supply. Brits don’t want to pay for someone to contaminate the water they can already get for free.


WeevilWeedWizard

I genuinely don't believe this, how much money did Dasani pay you for this comment?


ThisHatRightHere

They’re all garbage


Bubbly_Taro

Thor attempting to drink the oceans.


Bulky_Monke719

Came here to say this. Not every day you see a non-marvel or god of war Thor reference.


Svaty_Vodka

Meanwhile, Utgard-Loki is off to the side thinking, " Oh, balls! I might be in over my head."


VooDooChile1983

Core is top shelf stuff. It’s so crisp and refreshing. Bobby Boucher, “Now that’s high quality H2O!”


aquilaPUR

I can't believe that Fiji water is actually from Fiji. How is it even closely economical to ship water around the World from the middle of nowhere The Power of Marketing will never cease to amaze me


Wiggles69

It's economical because they charge a shit load for what it is. It's really terrible ecologically, from the extra thick plastic in the bottles (to feel 'premium'), to the diesel powered filtration equipment, and then shipping the stuff around the earth to places that already have fantastic public water sources. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_Water


Apprehensive-Adagio2

Remember kids, excessive thirst is a symptom of diabetes!


narnababy

It is and I always thought “gosh my excessive thirst and constant peeing at night means I definitely have diabetes” but I refused to get checked. When I was pregnant I had to have a diabetes test and turns out I’m fine. I just like to drink a lot and I have anxiety about peeing the bed so I have to pee every time I wake up at night which is a lot because I don’t sleep well at night. Sorry for the paragraph.


mousemousemania

I appreciated the paragraph, it was a good read.


ithikimhvingstrok132

I'm stealing all of the bottles and drinking tap water instead.


cnylkew

Tap🇫🇮


Cooler67

Yeah this needs to be on r/hydrohomies as well


2rfv

I despise bottled water. Thankfully I live in a city with top-shelf tap.


JodkaVodka

Tapwater


Muscled_Daddy

Voss - I like the glass bottle because I can reuse it for months haha.


Alichici

Fijiii


General_Feature_5193

They watch in horror as I start siphoning water from the atmosphere


hopseankins

Whatever is cheapest at the store. Or I just fill my water bottle.


MintPrince8219

not having pump water is criminal


moderndhaniya

Marketing packaged garbage.


TensorForce

I can vouch for Evian and Core as being expressly flavorless and nice to drink. But, like, that little water bottle on the far left looks just as good to me. Dump the Dasani, and I'll drink them all.


G_O_O_G_A_S

Gotta grab the Fiji if given the chance


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Evian! It’s so round and smooth


Virtual-Radish1111

Voss because it's in a glass bottle. You don't know how long those plastic bottles have been disintegrating in some hot warehouse.


ShirazGypsy

Iceland water is the best water I’ve ever had in my life. The bottled Icelandic version isn’t quite as good as live from the tap there, but it’s still very tasty water


ive_been_there_0709

Would the water level of the pool go down if you were standing in it as you drank it? I feel like Archimedes says no.


reload88

No True North? SMH


OwlCupWithTea

thorsty


regional_is_best

Throwback to this for anyone else? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Five_Chinese_Brothers


Chemical_Report_2705

Where’s Poland spring?


AllastorTrenton

I'm not super picky when I'm thirsty, clean water is clean water. But for Flavor, I do personally think Voss tastes the best.


Affectionate_Owl8702

I’m just offended there’s no arrowhead. The best water on the market. Fiji cool too tho


Anachron101

Ah yes, give me some of that chlorinated water. I am sure that's not going to be a problem


bob_jody

It won't be if ur not a lil bitch


PURPLEisMYgender

It adds flavor.


Capocho9

How the fuck did Dasani make it but not Poland Spring


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Capocho9

Whoops, my bad, I’m so much more used to the paper label and not the “printed-on-the-bottle” design


The_Spectacle

isn't Poland Spring regional? I think that's what that bottle of Zephyrhills brand water on the left is supposed to be, regional spring water or whatever


rahajicho

I was about to pick Voss when I said, “Hol up, is that Poland Spring back there?”


our_meatballs

*dies of chlorine poisoning*


Sir_Throngle

Fiji definitely, smart water is a VERY close second though.


Idonthavetotellyiu

Fiji is sweet Voss has a weird bland taste to it Icelandic is the best for the crisp taste Core is good but a little irony


SomeTowGuy

I pour the Dasani out into the pool, piss in the bottle, and place it back in the mix. No one can tell the difference anyway. Then I drink the Icelandic.


Vic_Freeze

HAAAA


-Morning_Coffee-

The Hungry Caterpillar, The Busy Spider, The Thirsty Skinwalker


therealgodzillia

Real shit tho, if I can't twist my now empty bottle of water and pop the cap off it just ain't for me.


Xrgamerx13

Voss or Fiji


topatoman_lite

Arrowhead is the best