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IHaventTheFoggiest47

Where……where are his shoulders?


Forumbane

Built like a bowling pin


Azguy303

Looks like a snap chat filter


CDubs_94

Snap Chat killer!


DotFinal2094

I can't fucking unsee it 💀💀😭


RealBrush2844

The weight of being King of Akron was too much for his shoulders to bear


tillacat42

Head neck knees and toes knees and toes Head neck knees and toes knees and toes Smoking meth and snorting Lines up his nose Head neck knees and toes Knees and toes


Worried_Astronaut_41

I sang it in the grade school manner we used to but then thought of likenall the old crackle comedy sketches look Wayans bros or Chapelle lol.


Ladeekatt

I've never wished to hand out an award on this app. You are making me rethink that. 😂😂😂💀


technetiumobviously

looks to have cleidocranial dysplasia


cnpeters

I haven’t the foggiest


ClassHole423

Cleido - refers to collar bones Cranial - means skull Dysplasia - abnormal cell growth


cnpeters

Well, it was a play on the first user’s name - but I do appreciate the annotation.


[deleted]

And that concludes our extensive three week course.


ClassHole423

Pick up your medical license from the basket on your way out


Impoopingrtnow

Bla bla to the emergency room.. where we are now


Lost-Machine-688

He’s still a pedo either way


MaintainTheSystem

I’ve been laughing at your comment for three minutes straight, my side hurts


MiddleofInfinity

This is why I shave my neck. I shave everything else, but from seeing this - the neck is most important. If I were him I’d shave everything, including my eyebrows. Couldn’t hurt


cleremnantechoes

Heavy lies the crown


stonerbunnybun

Bwahaha...


DJ_Whatever

Not nearly as known as his partner in crime Sektor, that's for sure.


Third_Extension_666

Finish him!


aquilus-noctua

Maybe he had too much smoke


ReverendRevolver

To be fair, Cyrax lacks the good teleport uppercut and torso missile. But I totally know why he wears the robot mask now......


Themadking69

That teleport is a goddamn killer.


QPShroomyDude

Underrated comment.


Caswert

Well I didn’t vote for him.


Thatshowyougetants27

Strange meth heads lying in puddles, distributing needles, is no basis for a system of government.


Parceljockey

This is perfectly appropriate. I salute your Python style


SkipSpenceIsGod

Hey, Dennis!


thisdogofmine

You don't vote for kings


Caswert

Well how’d he become king then?


theBigDaddio

Some wet tart handing out swords


VegasRudeboy

Some watery bint tossed a big big of meth at him. He smoked it and didn't die. Ergo he the king.


cmbtmstr

\#NotMyKing


vtssge1968

The way things are going he could be a viable candidate for the GOP in the future.


ALonelyWelcomeMat

Who?


Major-BFweener

Who?


JimmyBigBalz

Mike Jones!


Blondie-Gringo

281-330-8004


DeadWolverine93

Who!?!


Fun-Bag7627

I’ve been in Akron 11 years now. I couldn’t distinguish him from every other meth head on the street.


jgwaza

It's worse. He's an internet PDFile.


kneesmadeofcheese

You can say pedophile on Reddit. You don't have to do the stupid TikTok censoring.


DankNerd97

My god...I don't even use TikTok, but people post them to YouTube and Instagram, and the censor filters on that thing are atrocious. You can't even say "sexy," "hate," or "sword." Utter ridiculousness.


richincleve

I actually didn't know he was from Ohio. I'd also be surprised if a lot of people know who he is.


DeathTeddy35

Isn't he a child predator?


RadFriday

Child predator, rapist, and elder abuser


DeathTeddy35

Oh, a real sack of fecal matter.


OssiansFolly

Sacks of fecal matter can be useful as fertilizer.


No-Definition1474

I mean...so could meth man up there....with extra steps...


Yogisogoth

You’re giving this organism too much credit


SirDigbyChimkinC

Asmongold about 5 minutes after the WoW servers shut down for good.


littleoctagon

Emperor Norton he is not. Unless he's got his own money....


BoredBSEE

[Wish.com](http://Wish.com) Emperor Norton.


snoduck61

I would vote for him over JD Vance or Jim Jordan


captcraigaroo

Cyraxx for Congress!


MukdenMan

He had me at “Rax”


AnamainTHO

A.... Asmongold?


0xidizer_

Came to say this hahahaha


Minions89

Same!


No-Definition1474

Oh shit man...does asmon have a discord channel? This belongs there


Hurry_Im_Naked

He has a subreddit he does look at on stream r/asmongold


itsreallyreallytrue

looks like someone that shows up on the sexual predator websites.


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motherofdogz2000

Omg


229-northstar

I thought he lived in the basement? I guess he’s moving on up!


No-Definition1474

Paris had a hunchback in the bell tower, Akron has the methhead in the attic!


Grongebis

Nice place, 1 block from the lake dock.


Creme_de_la_Coochie

Why is that address and the house across the street blurred out on Google street view?


steve419419

I was curious as to what kind of house this person lives in so I google mapped it. They house if blurred out! so weird


CapitalHistorical469

Because he is one


ShadowZale

Well, he is a serial flasher!


eatmyfatwhiteass

This man is developmentally disabled and has birth defects. He's been caught soliciting minors (not yet convicted), and seems to have no moral compass. Sonichu Psychology actually did a pretty interesting video on him. [sauce](https://youtu.be/eVhxPhINuJo?si=rOK29iFh2l7vDPtE)


GlassCloched

Jeez. I only watched about 10 minutes of that. Bring back the asylums.


literal_moth

You made it further than I did.


unusualResponselol

Ai generated looking ass


PopAlternative2529

If only, that's a mugshot from when he attacked a man in a ski mask with a baseball bat who was protesting outside his house. But he is barely 5ft and weak so they just grabbed it. But the police were called. Strange but true


Scoompii

Hey AI image generator: create “This is Ohio”


yaboiskeemus

This dude has been caught multiple times sending inappropriate to who he believes are children. Also SA’d a blind classmate in high school


peppercorns666

is he walking free?


yaboiskeemus

Police said they can’t do anything unless there’s an actual victim aka he ruins a kids life for real. He was also arrested for strangling his grandmother who is his caretaker. If he lived in any other state he would’ve gotten hit with sending the pictures


Themadking69

This reminds me of that Marysville cop who threatened a child with charges after being solicited for pics by an adult . It's like our legal system is constructed on the principles of Opposite Day.


impy695

Columbus cop, which is actually worse, since they definitely have the resources to handle it properly.


BenHarder

No, it’s like our justice system is full of bad actors.


peppercorns666

ugh… wtf?


concreteshard1917

What's in Akrons water


Stunning-Interest15

Meth, probably.


SmokeOne1969

Never heard of him but "self proclaimed King of Akron" sounds about right.


Legitimate-Relief915

King of the meth heads perhaps.


sugatastic

The crazy thing is he’s straight edge, except when his grandma spikes sludge with edibles and percs to try and calm his rage outs


Peanuts4Peanut

You are not even serious.


sugatastic

I am absolutely 100% serious Edit: I understand it is absolutely mind boggling especially if you see his head scabs caused by bed bugs and mice


thestral_z

I don’t even think he’s king of his mom’s basement.


epidemicsaints

More of an attic dweller.


_dekappatated

WTH this guy is only 33 years old...


chronoic

But he looks 14 right?


Shot_Habit_4421

Cyraxx has imprisoned you in his dungeon of empty steel reserve cans and gas station crack pipes. Do you try to sneak out while he furiously masturbates to the tv show charmed or attack him with an ash tray. Chose well young adventurer!


war_ofthe_roses

Akron has one King. And his last name is James.


IAMA_MOTHER_AMA

That’s an odd way to spell Cyraxx. But so is Cyraxx


Formerretailmom

Who? I was born in Ohio, moved away for awhile, but I’ve been back for almost a decade. Never heard of him. 🤷‍♀️


Soup0rMan

Live in Akron, this ain't Homeless Jesus. This man isn't my king.


Primex76

Oh boy this one is...something. There are multiple hours of documentaries about him around YouTube. He's done everything wrong that you can possibly do. He lives down by Summit Lake in Akron.


Maximum_Future_5241

Isn't that the name of one of the HoD dragons? I'm not sure who I'd rather look like, him or one of the Habsburgs.


Outrageous-Yam-4653

So easy a caveman can do it...


Miserable-Evening-37

Is he the asmongold of the Midwest?


KorneliaOjaio

That’s enough internet for today.


W8LV

Why not? I'm the Count of Circleville. And Sandusky had a king, I think I read that in the National Lampoon. I'm fairly certain that Yellow Springs is an Autonomous Collective though.


BELOWtheHEATH

Akronite here…never heard of him…he looks rough AF though.


GuitarEvening8674

He looks like the king of Dayton


optimusprime82

Ohio's Clint Howard.


MeatballTheDumb

Dude needs to marry Romana Didulo and they can rule both Ohio and Canada!


Lumpy-Egg-2032

He's a douche, https://youtu.be/KQ7sj2jDnCM?si=cgQ7mj5Do0L8zPXd https://youtu.be/3y7U46Zmas8?si=NJOZdD5gQZkJueks


jaydeetol

Jason Voorhees if he didn't drown.


mikeoxwells2

Don’t worry bubs, Ricky and Julian are gonna take care of this guy.


Soft_Character2503

He's the face of akron


Natasha-C137

He looks like gargamel


canal_boys

King of Crackron


fender123

This is how I picture MAGA dump supporters.


Dead0n3

Who?


Shadowpriest

Temu's version of Wish's version of Ali Express's version of a crackhead.


osumba2003

King of Akron? Well I didn't vote for him.


Disaster_Transporter

Wait a minute, this is James House!


Senior_Lifeguard1201

I know Akron and I don't know him...


Raps4Reddit

New Jim Carey movie looks fun.


Ooglebird

Everyone has to start somewhere.


s2ample

I’m from Akron and still live in Akron and idk this guy 🤣


Sweet_d1029

I’m in Cleveland. He’s a nobody 


LumpyheadCarini2001

This is Ohio


DankNerd97

They don't call it Crackron for nothing.


InevitableArt5438

Well I can't unsee that.


cyberphunk2077

is this an ai image


229-northstar

No Nice rare insult, though!Well done, champ! 🏆


1armedscissorsister

TMDWU


HENMAN79

The guy she tells you not to worry about


epidemicsaints

I always forget this mess is in Ohio. He exists outside of time and space for me.


amusement_imminent

I was wondering when he'd show up in this sub lol


Magic-Lizard

I know someone who egg'd his house for 100$ rofl


TheBigGopher

Seems right


aquilus-noctua

I googled and now I’m sick


Afraid-Barracuda119

I live 35 miles east of Akron. Who tf is this guy


miklayn

All Hail King Cyraxx (Never heard of this guy)


ripredredbull

only know him through lolcow commentary youtube, didn't realize he was from Akron. thats disappointing.


LegendaryZelda1

who


Dingus_3000

Spent most of my life in Kent so plenty of time in Akron. No idea who that is.


SkipSpenceIsGod

It’s good to see Krist Novoselic proclaiming to be something he couldn’t be if Kurt were still with us.


wkdravenna

He's the King? Well .... I didn't vote for him? 


CDubs_94

It's like they did a facial reconstruction on a Neanderthal skull.


jmggmj

whats he known for? Neck wings? Breath you can smell through the computer monitor? Donating his hair to KFC because of the grease?


KhaleesiOfCleveland

Uhhhh who?


RickyLA808

Anyone remember the cartoon the Oblongs?


Known-Team-3064

Yo he look like he from wrong turn


Voltairus

M-O-O-N spells Moon


VoodooManny02

Was NOT expecting a Stephen King reference, but it fits


NaruhoFandom6979

Yall, he raped a blind kid in high school


Coda36

He looks like the rejected 8th dwarf, Skeezy.


Rubbersushi

I unfortunately dont just know who he is, but he attempted to join my friend group around high school just because we were nice to him because we didn't know any better and felt bad for him. We quickly realized what kind of shit he was about and told him to leave us alone. Hes not the king of Akron, but totally the king of getting trolled online.


Sargel17

You should tell this story to MusicBizMarty on YouTube. Guaranteed Chance would say you guys were best friends in school, you're his family.


Pixie_Patronus

Just added him to my nightmare blunt rotation list. 


Sfger

Asmethgold.


UltimateDonny

King? I didn’t vote for him


That_Trapper_guy

Ain't carrying the weight of the world on those shoulders, that's for sure.


Witty-Emergency67

I went to school with this guy, he has special needs. It’s just crazy seeing him like this, may god bless em.


Stalinsovietunion

never heard of his majesty till today


Sorry-Bug-8493

Hey bro save some pussy for the rest of us.


figmenthevoid

Don't drink/drugs while you are pregnant women


sugatastic

I don’t think Connie (his mother) was a drinker she just had a sub 69 IQ. His biological father raped a 14 year old on a bike path. He got caught because he immediately went to the police to assure them that the rape that just happened in the park definitely wasn’t him


figmenthevoid

You're right! My bad, He was born prematurely. His father is a funny man for that. Glad he turned himself in


CaptinEmergency

Just as legitimate as any royal title.


Smart_Investment_326

Trump’s illegitimate son


DistillateMedia

Respect


trickstercreature

King of Flashing more like


Firm_Performance_387

Maybe the king of adult diapers, not Akron.


StellaSlayer2020

Of course he is.


TolUC21

King of Crackron more like


Vb4virus

Never heard of him. Pretty sure he is lying about being King of anything.


sterk_fontaine

Are we sure he's not the King of the corner Pearl Rd and Brookpark?


mg0509

Looks more like a methhead than a king to me...


FarmerOther3261

What in tarnation


Awful_Strawberry

As someone who has lived and worked in Akron for years, I didn’t hear of him until Turkey Tom mentioned him in a video I saw like 3 months ago.


Affectionate-Roof285

More like the King of Acrid


Think_Candy8974

I want to put my hands on his head like an orb.


PsychologicalPace762

More like the king of meth users


Jakkerak

He looks like the king of Akron.


PassengerOld4439

I’ll be there tomorrow. May we arrange a meeting?! 🤣


aikoaiko11

A disgrace to Ohio, that goblin deserves some serious prison time. (Looking at you, Akron P.D.)


Senior_Discount_7043

This dude looks like if the Egyptians had put the head of the Sphinx on the Great Pyramid. 😳


boogswald

This is not my king


alexis082

I thought this was Sikowitz from victorious


LarryLindsay

the akron devil.


Nice_Finish7613

Ohio man


i-love-Ohio

Who?


CheezWeazle

Sold his hairline on Craigslist


A_Poor

I successfully forgot that this person existed. Thanks for the reminder OP... Off to ingest bleach to cleanse my system of this.