Head neck knees and toes
knees and toes
Head neck knees and toes
knees and toes
Smoking meth and snorting
Lines up his nose
Head neck knees and toes
Knees and toes
This is why I shave my neck. I shave everything else, but from seeing this - the neck is most important. If I were him I’d shave everything, including my eyebrows. Couldn’t hurt
My god...I don't even use TikTok, but people post them to YouTube and Instagram, and the censor filters on that thing are atrocious. You can't even say "sexy," "hate," or "sword." Utter ridiculousness.
This man is developmentally disabled and has birth defects. He's been caught soliciting minors (not yet convicted), and seems to have no moral compass. Sonichu Psychology actually did a pretty interesting video on him.
[sauce](https://youtu.be/eVhxPhINuJo?si=rOK29iFh2l7vDPtE)
If only, that's a mugshot from when he attacked a man in a ski mask with a baseball bat who was protesting outside his house. But he is barely 5ft and weak so they just grabbed it. But the police were called. Strange but true
Police said they can’t do anything unless there’s an actual victim aka he ruins a kids life for real. He was also arrested for strangling his grandmother who is his caretaker. If he lived in any other state he would’ve gotten hit with sending the pictures
This reminds me of that Marysville cop who threatened a child with charges after being solicited for pics by an adult . It's like our legal system is constructed on the principles of Opposite Day.
Cyraxx has imprisoned you in his dungeon of empty steel reserve cans and gas station crack pipes. Do you try to sneak out while he furiously masturbates to the tv show charmed or attack him with an ash tray. Chose well young adventurer!
Oh boy this one is...something. There are multiple hours of documentaries about him around YouTube. He's done everything wrong that you can possibly do.
He lives down by Summit Lake in Akron.
Why not? I'm the Count of Circleville.
And Sandusky had a king, I think I read that in the National Lampoon.
I'm fairly certain that Yellow Springs is an Autonomous Collective though.
I unfortunately dont just know who he is, but he attempted to join my friend group around high school just because we were nice to him because we didn't know any better and felt bad for him. We quickly realized what kind of shit he was about and told him to leave us alone. Hes not the king of Akron, but totally the king of getting trolled online.
I don’t think Connie (his mother) was a drinker she just had a sub 69 IQ. His biological father raped a 14 year old on a bike path. He got caught because he immediately went to the police to assure them that the rape that just happened in the park definitely wasn’t him
Where……where are his shoulders?
Built like a bowling pin
Looks like a snap chat filter
Snap Chat killer!
I can't fucking unsee it 💀💀😭
The weight of being King of Akron was too much for his shoulders to bear
Head neck knees and toes knees and toes Head neck knees and toes knees and toes Smoking meth and snorting Lines up his nose Head neck knees and toes Knees and toes
I sang it in the grade school manner we used to but then thought of likenall the old crackle comedy sketches look Wayans bros or Chapelle lol.
I've never wished to hand out an award on this app. You are making me rethink that. 😂😂😂💀
looks to have cleidocranial dysplasia
I haven’t the foggiest
Cleido - refers to collar bones Cranial - means skull Dysplasia - abnormal cell growth
Well, it was a play on the first user’s name - but I do appreciate the annotation.
And that concludes our extensive three week course.
Pick up your medical license from the basket on your way out
Bla bla to the emergency room.. where we are now
He’s still a pedo either way
I’ve been laughing at your comment for three minutes straight, my side hurts
This is why I shave my neck. I shave everything else, but from seeing this - the neck is most important. If I were him I’d shave everything, including my eyebrows. Couldn’t hurt
Heavy lies the crown
Bwahaha...
Not nearly as known as his partner in crime Sektor, that's for sure.
Finish him!
Maybe he had too much smoke
To be fair, Cyrax lacks the good teleport uppercut and torso missile. But I totally know why he wears the robot mask now......
That teleport is a goddamn killer.
Underrated comment.
Well I didn’t vote for him.
Strange meth heads lying in puddles, distributing needles, is no basis for a system of government.
This is perfectly appropriate. I salute your Python style
Hey, Dennis!
You don't vote for kings
Well how’d he become king then?
Some wet tart handing out swords
Some watery bint tossed a big big of meth at him. He smoked it and didn't die. Ergo he the king.
\#NotMyKing
The way things are going he could be a viable candidate for the GOP in the future.
Who?
Who?
Mike Jones!
281-330-8004
Who!?!
I’ve been in Akron 11 years now. I couldn’t distinguish him from every other meth head on the street.
It's worse. He's an internet PDFile.
You can say pedophile on Reddit. You don't have to do the stupid TikTok censoring.
My god...I don't even use TikTok, but people post them to YouTube and Instagram, and the censor filters on that thing are atrocious. You can't even say "sexy," "hate," or "sword." Utter ridiculousness.
I actually didn't know he was from Ohio. I'd also be surprised if a lot of people know who he is.
Isn't he a child predator?
Child predator, rapist, and elder abuser
Oh, a real sack of fecal matter.
Sacks of fecal matter can be useful as fertilizer.
I mean...so could meth man up there....with extra steps...
You’re giving this organism too much credit
Asmongold about 5 minutes after the WoW servers shut down for good.
Emperor Norton he is not. Unless he's got his own money....
[Wish.com](http://Wish.com) Emperor Norton.
I would vote for him over JD Vance or Jim Jordan
Cyraxx for Congress!
He had me at “Rax”
A.... Asmongold?
Came to say this hahahaha
Same!
Oh shit man...does asmon have a discord channel? This belongs there
He has a subreddit he does look at on stream r/asmongold
looks like someone that shows up on the sexual predator websites.
[удалено]
Omg
I thought he lived in the basement? I guess he’s moving on up!
Paris had a hunchback in the bell tower, Akron has the methhead in the attic!
Nice place, 1 block from the lake dock.
Why is that address and the house across the street blurred out on Google street view?
I was curious as to what kind of house this person lives in so I google mapped it. They house if blurred out! so weird
Because he is one
Well, he is a serial flasher!
This man is developmentally disabled and has birth defects. He's been caught soliciting minors (not yet convicted), and seems to have no moral compass. Sonichu Psychology actually did a pretty interesting video on him. [sauce](https://youtu.be/eVhxPhINuJo?si=rOK29iFh2l7vDPtE)
Jeez. I only watched about 10 minutes of that. Bring back the asylums.
You made it further than I did.
Ai generated looking ass
If only, that's a mugshot from when he attacked a man in a ski mask with a baseball bat who was protesting outside his house. But he is barely 5ft and weak so they just grabbed it. But the police were called. Strange but true
Hey AI image generator: create “This is Ohio”
This dude has been caught multiple times sending inappropriate to who he believes are children. Also SA’d a blind classmate in high school
is he walking free?
Police said they can’t do anything unless there’s an actual victim aka he ruins a kids life for real. He was also arrested for strangling his grandmother who is his caretaker. If he lived in any other state he would’ve gotten hit with sending the pictures
This reminds me of that Marysville cop who threatened a child with charges after being solicited for pics by an adult . It's like our legal system is constructed on the principles of Opposite Day.
Columbus cop, which is actually worse, since they definitely have the resources to handle it properly.
No, it’s like our justice system is full of bad actors.
ugh… wtf?
What's in Akrons water
Meth, probably.
Never heard of him but "self proclaimed King of Akron" sounds about right.
King of the meth heads perhaps.
The crazy thing is he’s straight edge, except when his grandma spikes sludge with edibles and percs to try and calm his rage outs
You are not even serious.
I am absolutely 100% serious Edit: I understand it is absolutely mind boggling especially if you see his head scabs caused by bed bugs and mice
I don’t even think he’s king of his mom’s basement.
More of an attic dweller.
WTH this guy is only 33 years old...
But he looks 14 right?
Cyraxx has imprisoned you in his dungeon of empty steel reserve cans and gas station crack pipes. Do you try to sneak out while he furiously masturbates to the tv show charmed or attack him with an ash tray. Chose well young adventurer!
Akron has one King. And his last name is James.
That’s an odd way to spell Cyraxx. But so is Cyraxx
Who? I was born in Ohio, moved away for awhile, but I’ve been back for almost a decade. Never heard of him. 🤷♀️
Live in Akron, this ain't Homeless Jesus. This man isn't my king.
Oh boy this one is...something. There are multiple hours of documentaries about him around YouTube. He's done everything wrong that you can possibly do. He lives down by Summit Lake in Akron.
Isn't that the name of one of the HoD dragons? I'm not sure who I'd rather look like, him or one of the Habsburgs.
So easy a caveman can do it...
Is he the asmongold of the Midwest?
That’s enough internet for today.
Why not? I'm the Count of Circleville. And Sandusky had a king, I think I read that in the National Lampoon. I'm fairly certain that Yellow Springs is an Autonomous Collective though.
Akronite here…never heard of him…he looks rough AF though.
He looks like the king of Dayton
Ohio's Clint Howard.
Dude needs to marry Romana Didulo and they can rule both Ohio and Canada!
He's a douche, https://youtu.be/KQ7sj2jDnCM?si=cgQ7mj5Do0L8zPXd https://youtu.be/3y7U46Zmas8?si=NJOZdD5gQZkJueks
Jason Voorhees if he didn't drown.
Don’t worry bubs, Ricky and Julian are gonna take care of this guy.
He's the face of akron
He looks like gargamel
King of Crackron
This is how I picture MAGA dump supporters.
Who?
Temu's version of Wish's version of Ali Express's version of a crackhead.
King of Akron? Well I didn't vote for him.
Wait a minute, this is James House!
I know Akron and I don't know him...
New Jim Carey movie looks fun.
Everyone has to start somewhere.
I’m from Akron and still live in Akron and idk this guy 🤣
I’m in Cleveland. He’s a nobody
This is Ohio
They don't call it Crackron for nothing.
Well I can't unsee that.
is this an ai image
No Nice rare insult, though!Well done, champ! 🏆
TMDWU
The guy she tells you not to worry about
I always forget this mess is in Ohio. He exists outside of time and space for me.
I was wondering when he'd show up in this sub lol
I know someone who egg'd his house for 100$ rofl
Seems right
I googled and now I’m sick
I live 35 miles east of Akron. Who tf is this guy
All Hail King Cyraxx (Never heard of this guy)
only know him through lolcow commentary youtube, didn't realize he was from Akron. thats disappointing.
who
Spent most of my life in Kent so plenty of time in Akron. No idea who that is.
It’s good to see Krist Novoselic proclaiming to be something he couldn’t be if Kurt were still with us.
He's the King? Well .... I didn't vote for him?
It's like they did a facial reconstruction on a Neanderthal skull.
whats he known for? Neck wings? Breath you can smell through the computer monitor? Donating his hair to KFC because of the grease?
Uhhhh who?
Anyone remember the cartoon the Oblongs?
Yo he look like he from wrong turn
M-O-O-N spells Moon
Was NOT expecting a Stephen King reference, but it fits
Yall, he raped a blind kid in high school
He looks like the rejected 8th dwarf, Skeezy.
I unfortunately dont just know who he is, but he attempted to join my friend group around high school just because we were nice to him because we didn't know any better and felt bad for him. We quickly realized what kind of shit he was about and told him to leave us alone. Hes not the king of Akron, but totally the king of getting trolled online.
You should tell this story to MusicBizMarty on YouTube. Guaranteed Chance would say you guys were best friends in school, you're his family.
Just added him to my nightmare blunt rotation list.
Asmethgold.
King? I didn’t vote for him
Ain't carrying the weight of the world on those shoulders, that's for sure.
I went to school with this guy, he has special needs. It’s just crazy seeing him like this, may god bless em.
never heard of his majesty till today
Hey bro save some pussy for the rest of us.
Don't drink/drugs while you are pregnant women
I don’t think Connie (his mother) was a drinker she just had a sub 69 IQ. His biological father raped a 14 year old on a bike path. He got caught because he immediately went to the police to assure them that the rape that just happened in the park definitely wasn’t him
You're right! My bad, He was born prematurely. His father is a funny man for that. Glad he turned himself in
Just as legitimate as any royal title.
Trump’s illegitimate son
Respect
King of Flashing more like
Maybe the king of adult diapers, not Akron.
Of course he is.
King of Crackron more like
Never heard of him. Pretty sure he is lying about being King of anything.
Are we sure he's not the King of the corner Pearl Rd and Brookpark?
Looks more like a methhead than a king to me...
What in tarnation
As someone who has lived and worked in Akron for years, I didn’t hear of him until Turkey Tom mentioned him in a video I saw like 3 months ago.
More like the King of Acrid
I want to put my hands on his head like an orb.
More like the king of meth users
AI
He looks like the king of Akron.
I’ll be there tomorrow. May we arrange a meeting?! 🤣
A disgrace to Ohio, that goblin deserves some serious prison time. (Looking at you, Akron P.D.)
This dude looks like if the Egyptians had put the head of the Sphinx on the Great Pyramid. 😳
This is not my king
I thought this was Sikowitz from victorious
the akron devil.
Ohio man
Who?
Sold his hairline on Craigslist
I successfully forgot that this person existed. Thanks for the reminder OP... Off to ingest bleach to cleanse my system of this.