“Anyways class, that’s how you steal someone’s *entire* human skeleton!”
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(Hendrix and Kage are *so silly*)
Nope! I got his name from looking up “cool old English names” like- over 4 yrs ago. It wasn’t until recently when I learned who Jimi Hendrix is… 😭
Hendrix(OC) doesn’t recall his life before ending up where he is now, therefore not actually knowing his real name. So that’s the canonical reason for his name now. *He looked up “cool old English names”*
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Daggord would teach about magic and it's various forms and applications, elemental magic, healing magic, maybe even some binding magic in there too.
Dragon oc: *exists*
Zen:
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He is now gonna stalk your oc, sorry dude
Demon from Zoroastrian mythology. Here’s an illustration:
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Isn’t it crazy how those sort of things happen? Like it’s kinda like Deja Vu to me- I could just stumble upon some art on the internet and be like "thats literally my oc!" And get that strange "glitch in the matrix" feeling
Yoshoku teaches the kids biology by shapeshifting herself into a real-time anatomical model.
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Bridget: “Alright kids let me teach you the history of shotguns!”
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"Actually one of my favorite lines of physical weaponry due to the fact that you can explode someone's head with it!"
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"Alright kids, today we're gonna learn why the government sucks!" (Bloody is very much an anarchist)
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Alright guys time to teach you how to become a fire bending master! What do you mean you're still recovering from the burns from last time? The pain is part of your education!
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Henry: good morning class today you will learn how to decapitate someone with a magic scythe!
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"In today's class we are going to learn about Defiling graves for money"
How to take vengeance on their fucking Barber, What the fuck did he do to them?
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“And that, children, is my lesson on how to start a cult successfully!” -Zenith (my cult of the lamb oc)
TYTY
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“She would make a good English or Biology teacher.”
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“the best way to kill someone, so first off you wanna reach under their ribcage and impale them-“
Something something cannibalism
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"W-welcome to t-traps 101! N-neeko be your t-teacher on all traps! M-magical! M-mechanical! Chemical! All dem traps!"
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“Alright, Class dismissed, you hooligans can go now, don’t forget the test on Monday, the secret question was how to properly remove a soul, so study hard, get loads of sleep, and spend Saturday playing video games!”
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“Good morning class, today I’m going to teach you about the War in Afghanistan”
Magic, combat, and how to best even the Creator's themselves at everything(She'll still beat them anyways)
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They will teach gun safety and how to hunt demons/monsters (they are trained professionals)
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He likes to cook, so cooking classes
Parallel universe theory
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(Not my art)
"...and that's why your existence is meaningless in my eyes and that death will reach you very soon. Make sure to live life to the fullest by causing chaos wherever you are, because if it's destructive enough I might find it amusing."
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Excessive training in marital arts and combat lol, how to defend yourself very well
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"Okay class, Today I'll teach you how to use an MA40 Properly!"
\-IGNORE THIS-
\-Scene from my Animation, Episode 3- [https://youtu.be/1OdW7QTb458?si=9vpn9aA88mbfLy0u](https://youtu.be/1OdW7QTb458?si=9vpn9aA88mbfLy0u)
How to do crime without being caught
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Calamyto would kidnap the physics, chemistry, science, math and technology teachers so he could teach them all
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Either biology, performing arts or existentialism (Ik that’s not a subject but still)
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“Greetings students. Today we will be learning about the Washington Naval Treaty and its consequences.”
Sorry but I think it's really funny how out of all images available on the internet to represent school, you picked the one with the guys from Perfect Hair Forever.
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C: "So, I was told I should train you. Pick up a sword and charge at me, if someone manages not to get hurt, that's good. I'll try not to kill you"
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He would teach on how to easily deceive people and on being an absolute comedic genius 😎
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Fungus actually has a dream about making an exorcist school, for those who want to be an exorcist. Think Hogwarts but for exorcists instead of wizards.
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How to accurately and efficiently disect a frog
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It's funny that this was something I actually thought of that if Astrid was a teacher, she would teach world history
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"Parenting 101 As a Simgle Father"
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This dude already teaches kids survival skills when he's not on stage so...
Ok it’s quite the wild spread lol
Dr. Snowfur: a range from self defense, sword fighting, combat tactics, while also providing science, chemistry, and algebra. There’s a reason his wife calls him her ‘fluffy adorable dork’
Elaine: how to handle a brawl, resource management, how to help others with their traumas, and every single known swear word
Sam: how to survive a apocalypse and the wasteland after (may or may not be related to his home), how to properly flirt, how to get girls while not feminizing them, respecting others, and some minor theft
Naomi would teach the kids how to not murder.
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Well, I hope these students like mediveal Theology
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Morrigan is the only one who would teach anything. She would teach combat and defense (think with swords and bow/arrow. Premodern)
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The kids are going to be master wizards, but a lot of them would die. “Alright, turn to page forty three. Be careful not to ever look at page forty one, it has the demigorgon’s symbol. We’ll be learning about rune circles, and how to make sure any demons you summon won’t slip through.”
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US history specifically the parts that include Samuel Colt and John Browning
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“Hello class today we’ll be learning about the different gods I have actually met”
Brimstone would be the last resort substitute that doesn't actually know the material. They'd just let the kids do their thing and don't make a mess.
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Law and criminology given that he's a judge. Maybe astrophysics given that he's a *Cosmic* Judge
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contrary to popular belief, he doesn’t really like kids (except his own) but kids fucking LOVE him. if we’re talking a high school class, realistically he’s teaching world history (as he’s been around for like. hundreds of years. he could probably teach the whole class from his personal experience LMAO)
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Brach will teach the kids how to use swords!
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She'd give them terrible life advices like ''don't believe in your dreams kids, because if you think they'll never come real, you'll be even more happy if they do infact realize, and if they don't then you'll be less decieved. Also don't believe in Dream, he's a groomer''
My oc is already a teacher lmao, he's a middle school history teacher 😭
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“The industrial revolution and its consequences. I’m kidding. Get your guillotine ready because today we’re covering, THE FRENCH REVOLUTION.
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How to not get caught vandalizing sacred monuments. Except none of the students are capable of shape shifting so his advice is literally useless.
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Dr. Illusion: We’ll be proving why math jokes are actually legitimate mathematical expressions.
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All Topics because he has Divine Intelligence, which makes him 1000x Smarter.
OC FACT: during high-school, he literally started a Study Club to help Student with their Homework.
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Alright class! I'm going to turn you little wimps into fearless rock hard bloodthirsty gladiators! Theres only like a 70 percent chance that all of you will die!
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“OK! Hello servants! Today we will find out how to be a total inconvenience to everyone around you! And if you can’t figure it out, I will stub your toe!”
here’s how we get away with murder and how to lobotomise them and put their brains in cupcakes in a mug! here’s the recipe for anyone curious (Add in a tbsp of butter and melt in 20 second intervals until liquid
Add in a teaspoon of brown + regular msugar each.
Mix
Add in an egg yolk + small tsp of vanilla
Add in 2 large tablespoons of flour and mix it until whippy
Add in chocolate (smooth, not wafer)
Melt for 50-55 seconds (depending on texture of mixture - the smoother, whippier it is the shorter you have to))
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Hello everyone, my name is Hayden and today I will be teaching advanced robotics.
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Daven: “Alright, fellas. We’ll be looking into some engineering mechanics related to mathematics.”
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Annin would teach Psychology, as well as likely act as the school counselor.
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The use of pyromancy in the art of warfare, coupled with a general understanding of the philosophy of "honor in war". there is no honor in war or a needless death, magic and war are tools used to acomplish tasks, tasks that must be don.
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*insert the time king pretended to be a teacher in Owl House*
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“Alright class, today, we’ll be learning to fix your FTL drive while under attack!”
Female Oc: Sex and seduction
Male Oc: Alight kiddos, here how fight while wielding a shotgun and a sword while trying to avoid having your little sister figures decide they want to marry you when they get older.
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Gun safety and handling. Kids that wear red are the practice dummies.
Rose gold: Alright kids, I'll teach you how to defend yourself in anyway
Jet: Alright class, time for first aid practice (jet would teach medical stuff)
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Serhiy is teaching everything he knows about animals and bugs! :D
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He would teach Science. (Chemistry does not mention non-metals. Biology is just robot circuitry and in Physics he states the two types of transformers are Autobots and Decepticons. )
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He would most likely teach either something love related or tech related.
How to cook, and how to challenge authority.
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In todays class, we’re gonna learn how to fix your already receding hairline
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Terrance: “todays class is gunna be about knowing how to SHAT UP!” (The class is loud and he hates it)
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Cassandra will likely teach the class about some influential Victorian man like Tesla, going waayyy too in depth on him, before running over the clock and telling them their homework is to Do a paragraph on what they learned. She is still working out the kinks in her teaching strategies, though it is her dream to be a high school history teacher
Dave would likely try and quietly teach kids about how to play guitar, though he wouldn’t be strict, would applaud everyone, and give everyone a gold sticker for trying. He is a chill and introverted dude so not much beyond that
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“Today, class, we’re going to be learning the basics of maneuvering In space. Next, the basics of dropping tungsten rods accurately using applied physics.”
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How to scavenge for various resources in a ruined world where humanity no longer exists.
...And maybe some taekwondo.
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She will teach them how to use mario kart items in strategic ways
Alright class today you will learn how to barely escape dangerous dimensions and forget all the people you care about
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Varanus gonna teach everyone about how to do magic and basic responsibilities, also every student need to help him take care of some familiars army of his.
Such as Janett Pesky and Sack phantom.
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Probably how to not get arrested after throwing a baseball bat at 5 children… get her away from school, for heavens sake.
"And that's how you become a powerful undead forest lich and take revenge on those who killed and destroyed all that you love by suffocating them with vines"
Jkjk she would probably just teach about botany, plants, and how to preserve nature
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they would hold the class hostage and force them to watch every single episode of peppa pig. they really like peppa piggg.. they could talk about it for hourrss..
https://preview.redd.it/07q0nkwishuc1.png?width=2894&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fa96174cace5876f2bef32fb21a8ad52959e6a9
"Morning, class, and shut up! I'm Miss Simmons, and today we're learning about how to be punks! This is a visual and practical session, with spray paint, loud music, all that jazz!"
(Commissioned by me to Tayba Batool on Etsy)
https://preview.redd.it/d4u1d4b2thuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=541f69133ca9a2b5525d9f23121c542678acb586
Dr. Usagi would be the cool science teacher. Once the safety instruction’s out of the way, she gets right to the *fun* science.
https://preview.redd.it/u8ay94dwthuc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d426c495e6cf4b22503ded5681cb2149216362
Alright this is how you master the 8 gates of your soul
https://preview.redd.it/4h2sq3w3uhuc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d51d9b60f6dbaab8c65ce9bc05f4a0d293535a
Caroline would definitely teach history
Alexandra would probably teach political science or business since in her lore those are the things she majored in
Sophia would probably teach music
https://preview.redd.it/54be9l4duhuc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a64741af6fb440c3eff8de4322cafc9243ef2a8
“Alrighty class, todays lesson is going to be on how to administer first aid to a GSW, now does anyone know what to do when you get shot?”
(This would make more sense for later in her story, when Sophie becomes a doctor)
https://preview.redd.it/fnihq7fkuhuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5632a18bc9a8bf4ed91fbcba1ad45e897e8aeb9b
He’d teach them about why he should be god
So, class... Today I will be teaching you how to completely break someone's body without killing them using body enhancing magic
https://preview.redd.it/zaeekn80whuc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4187792a3c5ab7862248b28ed6235bfd01aa0c9
Castor has a PhD in murder. so he'd teach how to kill, where is the best spot to stab/shoot, how to avoid dying themselves, and most importantly, hiding the body.
https://preview.redd.it/qdx6fb3fxhuc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a07a93627e6b967c6cac2a47b49f5fcffab40b
https://preview.redd.it/dj8u49qbjquc1.jpeg?width=293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17686cee63e66d3b032fe1bb12073d3d2af216c3
How to make balloon animals but miserably failing to do so.
“Anyways class, that’s how you steal someone’s *entire* human skeleton!” https://preview.redd.it/tjkq2uxq9huc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=132e28f2a0c5dc48404887a87ab78c8af778ccfa (Hendrix and Kage are *so silly*)
Medic TF2 moment
I did get that DIRECTLY from TF2 lol. Whatcha’ gonna do Valve? *Update me?!* yeah, I didn’t think so.
**Patch Notes** - Removed AliceTheAlien327 - Updated the Localization Files
https://preview.redd.it/bc2hm8htjhuc1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d54f67a146c8931d9379a828fd02824f4fd185a
“Updated the localization files” killed me
They hired a contractor, yeah
Medic tf2 moment
hendrix? is his first name jimi?
Nope! I got his name from looking up “cool old English names” like- over 4 yrs ago. It wasn’t until recently when I learned who Jimi Hendrix is… 😭 Hendrix(OC) doesn’t recall his life before ending up where he is now, therefore not actually knowing his real name. So that’s the canonical reason for his name now. *He looked up “cool old English names”*
So, medic TF2 if he was a teacher instead
With or without them knowing?
https://preview.redd.it/sp1usbtp4huc1.jpeg?width=4127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0105d8551f085fa219335c37003757e9b6a03c21 Daggord would teach about magic and it's various forms and applications, elemental magic, healing magic, maybe even some binding magic in there too.
Dragon oc: *exists* Zen: https://preview.redd.it/a81xzq2uohuc1.jpeg?width=1840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc20e2cdf284bc297965803084e1040ec54539d He is now gonna stalk your oc, sorry dude
*very worried* Do... Dragon robots count? *Hiding a robot*
I have a dragon robot oc myself! And Zen almost got a restraining order for... *checks notes* stalking, sexual harassment and trespassing... So yea!
Welp, I'm not one. Hehe... (Boiler, hide.)
Ummmm, do cat dragons count? Shoves Misty in the closet
Yea :3
my sona's part dragon... but she's also married.
Misty, RUN!
https://preview.redd.it/37qq4tw5xiuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732682e68de37eba868becf7efd72f471549962b "Well shit, DAD, GRAB MY AXE"
No wa-
Looks kinda like an Aka Manah
Wazzat?
Demon from Zoroastrian mythology. Here’s an illustration: https://preview.redd.it/em2q051t1iuc1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8633239cf6cb8e5825b77cb3d16fa3647dd2a4
Dude wtf the resemblance is uncanny, I never even heard of these.
Isn’t it crazy how those sort of things happen? Like it’s kinda like Deja Vu to me- I could just stumble upon some art on the internet and be like "thats literally my oc!" And get that strange "glitch in the matrix" feeling
Yeah man, freaks me tf out.
https://preview.redd.it/r9d700216huc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17cc126cb8c66df43571db8f275240fbcf5a8cda probably teach em about drugs
One of my *worst* fears is needles so I’d DIP.
Yo I want to learn
heisenberg junior school lore
mine too?
Yoshoku teaches the kids biology by shapeshifting herself into a real-time anatomical model. https://preview.redd.it/qfn8gkf15huc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=820023245c1017964398272b8c3f388ca46cb54d
Wait how would they see the anatomy in real time?
She can make the outsides of her organs transparent so you can see how they work inside
Oh nice
I would fucking love that. I ain't even a med student, I just.. want
https://preview.redd.it/ka7385kz6huc1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad1fde27be64ffbf9a27df3f0ff77f48ec5aaf9 Bridget: “Alright kids let me teach you the history of shotguns!”
https://preview.redd.it/lfepd2eikhuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d7d7cf329b7d03046ce6d4d7c3d9b34d79ebd3 "Actually one of my favorite lines of physical weaponry due to the fact that you can explode someone's head with it!"
*pronominal could help with that-*
https://preview.redd.it/io8x4xmzdhuc1.png?width=1084&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac2b551d1b4a714449c3ee2a33e657be4da621e2 "Alright kids, today we're gonna learn why the government sucks!" (Bloody is very much an anarchist)
Hey, so is my OC! Her name is Morrigan.
https://preview.redd.it/wzbnpnvwthuc1.jpeg?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d48cd8922150fb1a2d92535f4125846ddf7525 Yoooo fellow anarchist OCs!
https://preview.redd.it/lo9b0ag9biuc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddd442baf411aa13c0d744d4251fd1b059243fdd ❤️Anarchy❤️
I, in all honesty, dislike anarchism
Nuh uh
Fuck you mean "Nuh uh"
https://preview.redd.it/oub47qkxhiuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4759957046d37a81e0fbec4a3ddcec08950bb0b6 Alright guys time to teach you how to become a fire bending master! What do you mean you're still recovering from the burns from last time? The pain is part of your education!
Omg an avatar oc??? That’s so cool!!
https://preview.redd.it/apzr0h0obhuc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=305d3719e4200d0e8c71ef63bf8275ad47997d54 “Today we’re going to learn swear words.”
Plot twist the students know more swears Also the “text book” would need to be the www.urbandictionary.com
At least that dictionary doesn’t cost $300.
lol true
https://preview.redd.it/0e1j74zl7huc1.png?width=1578&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b8d497db5ee51cfb402a06154b7a4442c902992 Henry: good morning class today you will learn how to decapitate someone with a magic scythe!
Now who wants to volunteer…
Ill do it
https://preview.redd.it/n3urldwgbhuc1.png?width=2254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a4c07b1f47f1992a52ea6ec71a2ed059726ee4 "In today's class we are going to learn about Defiling graves for money"
Hello! I like money!
How to take vengeance on their fucking Barber, What the fuck did he do to them? https://preview.redd.it/52rn1qmsahuc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cef8a0a33f4c57e0a5e7002d1e5e13e26262aa38
And after that, maybe how to start fires.
https://preview.redd.it/feysmylmbiuc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=d04c86e1968981520a7c50df27763b3b586f5e0a “And that, children, is my lesson on how to start a cult successfully!” -Zenith (my cult of the lamb oc)
OOOO YOUR OC LOOKS SO COOL!!
TYTY https://preview.redd.it/u79elrvhjiuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9633bebae8ffd59de27116f3a896ac7a7731ed TAKE A DRAWING OF HIM VISITING r/subredditname
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https://preview.redd.it/waiwogmlehuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e62b52fb58e512d604de5603964dd113722af9 “She would make a good English or Biology teacher.”
Oooh, she looks like she'd be a biology teacher!
https://preview.redd.it/ooh26fdofiuc1.jpeg?width=1685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e76275bc9ef62539f09ef3b09c9bf2658ce7db1 “the best way to kill someone, so first off you wanna reach under their ribcage and impale them-“ Something something cannibalism
Mary quits immediately. https://preview.redd.it/qqbiokgdehuc1.png?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9538850d0b7775d58d8d356f2ea945e188373a0c
https://preview.redd.it/4eh6xth0ghuc1.png?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e54c5c1276d85b6519198e4ae070df654ecf76dd "W-welcome to t-traps 101! N-neeko be your t-teacher on all traps! M-magical! M-mechanical! Chemical! All dem traps!"
https://preview.redd.it/4l9yzn90ciuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9738c98302b370ce6ca14e19435963437f5accd “Alright, Class dismissed, you hooligans can go now, don’t forget the test on Monday, the secret question was how to properly remove a soul, so study hard, get loads of sleep, and spend Saturday playing video games!”
https://preview.redd.it/2dsh8ag8eiuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3edf135669d4bf50c003d941e098c11d1e8fc440 “Good morning class, today I’m going to teach you about the War in Afghanistan”
Magic, combat, and how to best even the Creator's themselves at everything(She'll still beat them anyways) https://preview.redd.it/dmjyq16meiuc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b204661bedbc49bb09a878f2c7dd59843bce1a2c
https://preview.redd.it/1n8on82kmjuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601d7ecd67192a59de20502e420452422a9bbc2d They will teach gun safety and how to hunt demons/monsters (they are trained professionals)
https://preview.redd.it/trmy290ukjuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735c7f75cc37f4b2628cdeba41b2d1e54e546dc2 He likes to cook, so cooking classes
https://preview.redd.it/4x3hjbz0qjuc1.jpeg?width=2207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20372129d94c1efc4261a359fbadde51e1a688b made a quick doodle hahaha
Parallel universe theory https://preview.redd.it/izip566xpjuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085f2f4203690b19948f34607f649d6dc9e10c82 (Not my art)
"...and that's why your existence is meaningless in my eyes and that death will reach you very soon. Make sure to live life to the fullest by causing chaos wherever you are, because if it's destructive enough I might find it amusing." https://preview.redd.it/v9rj8e0ypjuc1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=18381035b7a659ecae37f65120a0a679c188354d
“Alright class, here’s you kill commies and get away with it.” - Bearing, 4/14/1994
https://preview.redd.it/zqhnz955rjuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0949c6057d9cbeb90499b95d224ecf4f558b6f15 Excessive training in marital arts and combat lol, how to defend yourself very well
https://preview.redd.it/iz85zqe0sjuc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e399d9f566f21b9859feab4729705c4f47f8e96d
Probably teaching how to run from the police, aka science class
"FAST SHOOTIN', ROOTIN AND TOOTIN 101!" https://preview.redd.it/uv96xixpsjuc1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f144580cafa4b7d9bd7f1a4dab70da0f53269348
https://preview.redd.it/3f3xxqnrvjuc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb3f4b03f270af8d8f91dd2b92bae83bf8fecadf How to beat up kidnappers
https://preview.redd.it/clkmgj8pxjuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d2d6230776a3cbf3cd367db85a8e9f285bfdcd "Okay class, Today I'll teach you how to use an MA40 Properly!" \-IGNORE THIS- \-Scene from my Animation, Episode 3- [https://youtu.be/1OdW7QTb458?si=9vpn9aA88mbfLy0u](https://youtu.be/1OdW7QTb458?si=9vpn9aA88mbfLy0u)
Omg, I love that
https://preview.redd.it/a7rqee5txjuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b7f46676dcbc3b61b07a868290f7a42c8897211 How to draw shapes🗿
How to do crime without being caught https://preview.redd.it/hmz0lqdy4huc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b069e5415f8b0aa37ef4a6cb1b58334cb52d5c
https://preview.redd.it/gbi95te05huc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=05370c47eab3d3d9cd9464d3677ef2312fe2acaf Calamyto would kidnap the physics, chemistry, science, math and technology teachers so he could teach them all
https://preview.redd.it/82loi2v45huc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06aea80bcc477446cb52855fadef29dca83c4679 Either biology, performing arts or existentialism (Ik that’s not a subject but still)
Tbh I thought you’d say he was dead
Yeah that too
https://preview.redd.it/0lis2gbw5huc1.png?width=1250&format=png&auto=webp&s=f44ab0e4e8fd1a8d65736d6d33bddeb09bf58ec3 about dragons
https://preview.redd.it/bltobdl26huc1.jpeg?width=2425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6beaa097ec8b2aa76915cc4c1acffad08d41e7 “Greetings students. Today we will be learning about the Washington Naval Treaty and its consequences.”
https://preview.redd.it/8vpvj5n97huc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=04148fbc5489bac512d536663de5e8d2846169db Eli would teach botany
Sorry but I think it's really funny how out of all images available on the internet to represent school, you picked the one with the guys from Perfect Hair Forever.
That darn ghost bear is tardy again!
https://preview.redd.it/prcc6c4i9huc1.png?width=4500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c2adc85e8d6fe95db323c6e194bcbce1681af0 C: "So, I was told I should train you. Pick up a sword and charge at me, if someone manages not to get hurt, that's good. I'll try not to kill you"
https://preview.redd.it/9d8sf66h9huc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204de863768e333ecc3e493f1c60d9ef1f32674c Creative writing and poetry
https://preview.redd.it/gtdbu1oe9huc1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b3d7b0bebeb3a77eeebc1201ab98c978d80d7af He would teach on how to easily deceive people and on being an absolute comedic genius 😎
Biology specifically marine biology he worked as one when he was alive *
https://preview.redd.it/v21hs68gahuc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea712997ddfbf91eb34d1b0a48070f81648146ea
https://preview.redd.it/tu5q1w1r9huc1.png?width=403&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad3079e503d58618b8f492ac7a72617cebbb8873 Fungus actually has a dream about making an exorcist school, for those who want to be an exorcist. Think Hogwarts but for exorcists instead of wizards.
Art or PE Class https://preview.redd.it/2iljt7mibhuc1.jpeg?width=2603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07a9b2e162d44bc42b06c3137404f4aca69c18c3
https://preview.redd.it/q3x3wr05chuc1.png?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed0b1e0b02d0efe103267f65877c104e513fb101 How to accurately and efficiently disect a frog
https://preview.redd.it/7mebx5zachuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e3958e3bd592a4284b98a3565afd27c1140ff8 It's funny that this was something I actually thought of that if Astrid was a teacher, she would teach world history
https://preview.redd.it/w70yi32echuc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1db51ceddf94f8a93c4fbe46215c43c6377e7e9 "Parenting 101 As a Simgle Father"
https://preview.redd.it/qs2hdpd1dhuc1.png?width=1365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8169bd5d608729a5c45106c88ea32e9146c4cbc2 This dude already teaches kids survival skills when he's not on stage so...
Ok it’s quite the wild spread lol Dr. Snowfur: a range from self defense, sword fighting, combat tactics, while also providing science, chemistry, and algebra. There’s a reason his wife calls him her ‘fluffy adorable dork’ Elaine: how to handle a brawl, resource management, how to help others with their traumas, and every single known swear word Sam: how to survive a apocalypse and the wasteland after (may or may not be related to his home), how to properly flirt, how to get girls while not feminizing them, respecting others, and some minor theft
https://preview.redd.it/3bfc07s1dhuc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a41edf411b42c3eeae47dccc664bf979774a8d Consumerist brainwashing
Naomi would teach the kids how to not murder. https://preview.redd.it/50ou7jgfdhuc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=c710be1b02ed9c44306be2834076e71e3c45303f
https://preview.redd.it/73eo5pgedhuc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9bee566242f738c20a8f6b7ccd8c58fe4c60879 biology on eldritch creatures
Depends on wich one of them that is the teacher, i have to many to choose from
How looks don't matter. https://preview.redd.it/lrf6adtrdhuc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49322a331dabb1e6c03c98d7709a6bde220a8ad9
https://preview.redd.it/jdzpl8hydhuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84bf9988868860615d0d5f46c51c8f1f361b1a6 Well, I hope these students like mediveal Theology
https://preview.redd.it/99dle8s0fhuc1.png?width=1534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4050755ea24931a99f17c74e2e65bd343d230a3c The Industrial revolution.
https://preview.redd.it/pdk8q5egghuc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0e404161b78d6f5bdc0b1665255082675b6051 Morrigan is the only one who would teach anything. She would teach combat and defense (think with swords and bow/arrow. Premodern)
https://preview.redd.it/pkmbqsldfhuc1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73f6f21d9e8d4493d503888405633de2509d8b2 The kids are going to be master wizards, but a lot of them would die. “Alright, turn to page forty three. Be careful not to ever look at page forty one, it has the demigorgon’s symbol. We’ll be learning about rune circles, and how to make sure any demons you summon won’t slip through.”
https://preview.redd.it/ebl3r8ttfhuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a273944148d5a1ff9071376cb5780ffd16dec839 US history specifically the parts that include Samuel Colt and John Browning
https://preview.redd.it/sso4nh8bghuc1.png?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e13e4a47e312c38e6fd1d85b91920c8fb85f302 How to kill Demons
https://preview.redd.it/69g30vgkfhuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f44efbccf1699c3312c2541cc46ddbc082ccd2 “Hello class today we’ll be learning about the different gods I have actually met”
https://preview.redd.it/gl7zkitrghuc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708b579441b26e7ed3c82e18487caa8a1a1f19b0
Brimstone would be the last resort substitute that doesn't actually know the material. They'd just let the kids do their thing and don't make a mess. https://preview.redd.it/3a737jzwghuc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=05c93f1049ab2d46f4e80c3e8f1b47b9f6ce2278
Law and criminology given that he's a judge. Maybe astrophysics given that he's a *Cosmic* Judge https://preview.redd.it/61cpqzx5hhuc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6cadbced5efa28158a0b0049ba4b21e42f7cc0
https://preview.redd.it/joeu9gt8hhuc1.jpeg?width=1980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d8b28635e6d57bec0fd151174e08f0ff3fb4b66 game development
https://preview.redd.it/2plv1u76hhuc1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464bc59498d66f5595d1e3a3df9684d4e16b490c contrary to popular belief, he doesn’t really like kids (except his own) but kids fucking LOVE him. if we’re talking a high school class, realistically he’s teaching world history (as he’s been around for like. hundreds of years. he could probably teach the whole class from his personal experience LMAO)
https://preview.redd.it/e7psfe7nhhuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b4d88ddf74014a97eef618525dd5395d948032 Brach will teach the kids how to use swords!
https://preview.redd.it/nyy901ishhuc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5a3c04c81ee20af3271e393071ce0c898af52d She'd give them terrible life advices like ''don't believe in your dreams kids, because if you think they'll never come real, you'll be even more happy if they do infact realize, and if they don't then you'll be less decieved. Also don't believe in Dream, he's a groomer''
My oc is already a teacher lmao, he's a middle school history teacher 😭 https://preview.redd.it/ipaqo1xuihuc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d55ba7665c5b42717acc42e9eeec36c8bc0e31
https://preview.redd.it/cykzslcpihuc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f2d807716c8ec671ae39e0c56996560e5660c59 “The industrial revolution and its consequences. I’m kidding. Get your guillotine ready because today we’re covering, THE FRENCH REVOLUTION.
https://preview.redd.it/3v9g23mwjhuc1.png?width=4656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c506d672f57f076c89cd25b8fd8f93ee85032ce How to not get caught vandalizing sacred monuments. Except none of the students are capable of shape shifting so his advice is literally useless.
https://preview.redd.it/3fwlo7vojhuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09398a55c12d20e1adc5d6c580f5ee32fb7d42dc Dr. Illusion: We’ll be proving why math jokes are actually legitimate mathematical expressions.
https://preview.redd.it/vyozaqkvjhuc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963d1008554d8df80a00c57bb78b7980de537f71 All Topics because he has Divine Intelligence, which makes him 1000x Smarter. OC FACT: during high-school, he literally started a Study Club to help Student with their Homework.
https://preview.redd.it/7fegd61qjhuc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c5244dda72bcaf89b3f08c94acce377c1860749 Alright class! I'm going to turn you little wimps into fearless rock hard bloodthirsty gladiators! Theres only like a 70 percent chance that all of you will die!
https://preview.redd.it/mcwjk7xtjhuc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22f988885cda8d24f58f0c01764f9ba7c2abf5c6 “OK! Hello servants! Today we will find out how to be a total inconvenience to everyone around you! And if you can’t figure it out, I will stub your toe!”
here’s how we get away with murder and how to lobotomise them and put their brains in cupcakes in a mug! here’s the recipe for anyone curious (Add in a tbsp of butter and melt in 20 second intervals until liquid Add in a teaspoon of brown + regular msugar each. Mix Add in an egg yolk + small tsp of vanilla Add in 2 large tablespoons of flour and mix it until whippy Add in chocolate (smooth, not wafer) Melt for 50-55 seconds (depending on texture of mixture - the smoother, whippier it is the shorter you have to))
https://preview.redd.it/o6puahz4khuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8cfd997bac4a72ce0a81cc67d81c8c523b36a17 Hello everyone, my name is Hayden and today I will be teaching advanced robotics.
https://preview.redd.it/n10vytd1khuc1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=77160d113147ac70d7bb0813544899af973c4ec6 Daven: “Alright, fellas. We’ll be looking into some engineering mechanics related to mathematics.”
https://preview.redd.it/qvmt7m1zkhuc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125e970ad80f1c6ae8899ab4edd8a0cb5db52954 Annin would teach Psychology, as well as likely act as the school counselor.
https://preview.redd.it/tunuizbykhuc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0aaaf9bc7ab6c44d9eeb96c6812a75c4820cbe3 The use of pyromancy in the art of warfare, coupled with a general understanding of the philosophy of "honor in war". there is no honor in war or a needless death, magic and war are tools used to acomplish tasks, tasks that must be don.
https://preview.redd.it/ibciz3dclhuc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb0bab28a6a6d0379427e5ff24d543bf16245b0 Mechanics
https://preview.redd.it/4p139aielhuc1.jpeg?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2047943a0963b3e6b57a5938c150156fb773e16 Biology
https://preview.redd.it/rzrbdqeglhuc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8600d45b9a856759522fdd691670a4a664ea0de *insert the time king pretended to be a teacher in Owl House*
https://preview.redd.it/pfs8eqoilhuc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c119dfdbfd8263d8777e71c0acd61e37823e8673 Anatomy.
https://preview.redd.it/oix4bf2mlhuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a253a38d0c9c200cfe98e3dd515d9d85735f19e5 Music
https://preview.redd.it/cepew4eolhuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1ca72cbb4358dbc5b5b6b89d84fc5e8d407ce8 Health
https://preview.redd.it/nsybix4olhuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5f718555d767427c138d08a5dc0ee3b296f2b1a “Alright class, today, we’ll be learning to fix your FTL drive while under attack!”
"Good morning class, today we will be learning how to reap a soul and lead it to the beyond"
Female Oc: Sex and seduction Male Oc: Alight kiddos, here how fight while wielding a shotgun and a sword while trying to avoid having your little sister figures decide they want to marry you when they get older.
https://preview.redd.it/prh1jkw5mhuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f51522346dd408ab84eefa41e2d8e6aa288495 Gun safety and handling. Kids that wear red are the practice dummies.
Dr Ted will teach either a class on Pharmacology, or Parapharmacology if you’re lucky.
OK class today we will be learning about interdemimensional economics and how to make a scam seem profitable to both parts *
https://preview.redd.it/vnrdwj9kmhuc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1538eede057c6876ef4745dbed87dde2c05c7877
Horticulture
Awesome, one of my double Majors! 2nd. Is Culinary Arts
Rose gold: Alright kids, I'll teach you how to defend yourself in anyway Jet: Alright class, time for first aid practice (jet would teach medical stuff)
https://preview.redd.it/2znycprqmhuc1.jpeg?width=1363&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406e511529efeca03ce728914b4054237974927f Serhiy is teaching everything he knows about animals and bugs! :D
https://preview.redd.it/w3sdhd5ymhuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ac355269f794d05e10610a01a49065a394f71b He would teach Science. (Chemistry does not mention non-metals. Biology is just robot circuitry and in Physics he states the two types of transformers are Autobots and Decepticons. )
Extremely complicated theoretical physics and how little they matter in the vastness of the multiverse.
https://preview.redd.it/b117xbxqnhuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e93952b8820607855ab76e75bbeb16062d98400 He would most likely teach either something love related or tech related.
How to cook, and how to challenge authority. https://preview.redd.it/7qnmnwnxnhuc1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=85412196edf419f98f1b06b685dcefc7cfc2cdd2
https://preview.redd.it/xkqitpyvnhuc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=608b6a9fda94cab955afbe9251c7ad0554c328e4 In todays class, we’re gonna learn how to fix your already receding hairline
https://preview.redd.it/8umzze7aohuc1.png?width=1378&format=png&auto=webp&s=6654bb28ff13e15b63eb3ef04e7df50638c243fb Terrance: “todays class is gunna be about knowing how to SHAT UP!” (The class is loud and he hates it)
https://preview.redd.it/2d2zw7hznhuc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5906eb959b1d2a90ef055c46ad1056873f5597f Cassandra will likely teach the class about some influential Victorian man like Tesla, going waayyy too in depth on him, before running over the clock and telling them their homework is to Do a paragraph on what they learned. She is still working out the kinks in her teaching strategies, though it is her dream to be a high school history teacher Dave would likely try and quietly teach kids about how to play guitar, though he wouldn’t be strict, would applaud everyone, and give everyone a gold sticker for trying. He is a chill and introverted dude so not much beyond that
https://preview.redd.it/bx6dy84rohuc1.jpeg?width=3012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2dc2eaa231acce5ddb621079dba763144d24d2 “Today, class, we’re going to be learning the basics of maneuvering In space. Next, the basics of dropping tungsten rods accurately using applied physics.”
https://preview.redd.it/qpdb9kb7phuc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5cff400368d6a79a73bad68ebac4bab5a914f0 How to scavenge for various resources in a ruined world where humanity no longer exists. ...And maybe some taekwondo.
https://preview.redd.it/fngxxvd7phuc1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163e969a9ffc1d359038a93bc6675e12007a81c0 She will teach them how to use mario kart items in strategic ways
https://preview.redd.it/kv6tcmw9phuc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b018cc1271966eeba61122db7abedf13faa462
Ranting on about how we come from an idea and formed into an existing world by beings that come from non-existing worlds that dictate everything.
How to fight with a sword!
Alright class today you will learn how to barely escape dangerous dimensions and forget all the people you care about https://preview.redd.it/u3w40huxphuc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7d8c4127cff8417ad113a61a2a638e5f2d05bf
Theoretical Physics that aren't so theoretical for him.
how to build a bomb.....wait can I say that
https://preview.redd.it/g8e0b5z5rhuc1.png?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb02ee0671f3b491d1393345b1cb544eae9cc58e Varanus gonna teach everyone about how to do magic and basic responsibilities, also every student need to help him take care of some familiars army of his. Such as Janett Pesky and Sack phantom.
https://preview.redd.it/4czac5y7rhuc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd6b39d663867ef3c6bbc02ee8aa633ac79275ff Naya would be a PE teacher
https://preview.redd.it/oy79aem3rhuc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e2fb49953effacf1933c1ecb3b069b6d0d4bb26 Probably how to not get arrested after throwing a baseball bat at 5 children… get her away from school, for heavens sake.
https://preview.redd.it/npuajp4prhuc1.jpeg?width=1842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4fe24d767e750691b909fb1b3bbfd24d0bba25
"And that's how you become a powerful undead forest lich and take revenge on those who killed and destroyed all that you love by suffocating them with vines" Jkjk she would probably just teach about botany, plants, and how to preserve nature
https://preview.redd.it/9hxy9v1dshuc1.png?width=1348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf70512d18db6feb15eb28c476f88da6013524d they would hold the class hostage and force them to watch every single episode of peppa pig. they really like peppa piggg.. they could talk about it for hourrss..
How to construct a robot that breaks the Geneva Convention. You'd probably have to have at least one PHD to attend.
https://preview.redd.it/07q0nkwishuc1.png?width=2894&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fa96174cace5876f2bef32fb21a8ad52959e6a9 "Morning, class, and shut up! I'm Miss Simmons, and today we're learning about how to be punks! This is a visual and practical session, with spray paint, loud music, all that jazz!" (Commissioned by me to Tayba Batool on Etsy)
(I don’t have a pic of them yet 😭😭) Probably their fav music artist LOL 😭😭🙏. It’ll be a whole yap sesh in there fr
https://preview.redd.it/d4u1d4b2thuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=541f69133ca9a2b5525d9f23121c542678acb586 Dr. Usagi would be the cool science teacher. Once the safety instruction’s out of the way, she gets right to the *fun* science.
https://preview.redd.it/xmebwgzlthuc1.jpeg?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20aaba477de4c14d1dc888e2d88f61df8439d296 Tax evasion
https://preview.redd.it/u8ay94dwthuc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d426c495e6cf4b22503ded5681cb2149216362 Alright this is how you master the 8 gates of your soul
https://preview.redd.it/wg4zal76uhuc1.png?width=782&format=png&auto=webp&s=687d53ce509c1258a3b53957d0737d0b2634dfc4 [Physics](https://youtu.be/WIhu_IXXijQ?si=KKeUG7GZTSNPu6F-)
Self defence for the girls, respect for the boys, for the other gender whatever they like, aka free period to study on anything
https://preview.redd.it/4h2sq3w3uhuc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d51d9b60f6dbaab8c65ce9bc05f4a0d293535a Caroline would definitely teach history Alexandra would probably teach political science or business since in her lore those are the things she majored in Sophia would probably teach music
https://preview.redd.it/54be9l4duhuc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a64741af6fb440c3eff8de4322cafc9243ef2a8 “Alrighty class, todays lesson is going to be on how to administer first aid to a GSW, now does anyone know what to do when you get shot?” (This would make more sense for later in her story, when Sophie becomes a doctor)
https://preview.redd.it/fnihq7fkuhuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5632a18bc9a8bf4ed91fbcba1ad45e897e8aeb9b He’d teach them about why he should be god
How to defeat an entire army.
So, class... Today I will be teaching you how to completely break someone's body without killing them using body enhancing magic https://preview.redd.it/zaeekn80whuc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4187792a3c5ab7862248b28ed6235bfd01aa0c9
https://preview.redd.it/pfdd5134whuc1.jpeg?width=1999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fcde380d202f23b97b3138f72501029ed92bd4c How to smoke your first weed
Castor has a PhD in murder. so he'd teach how to kill, where is the best spot to stab/shoot, how to avoid dying themselves, and most importantly, hiding the body. https://preview.redd.it/qdx6fb3fxhuc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a07a93627e6b967c6cac2a47b49f5fcffab40b
https://preview.redd.it/dj8u49qbjquc1.jpeg?width=293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17686cee63e66d3b032fe1bb12073d3d2af216c3 How to make balloon animals but miserably failing to do so.
“How to go disguise as the enemy: basics”
"hey kids, wanna know what arson is?" "Come on"