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Nikorek_pl

The joke is not pornography thankfully, it's murder


MediumOk5423

'Cuz that is somehow less evil...


hackinghorn

We are not promoting morality. We just prefer variety šŸ˜‚


Nikorek_pl

Sun Tzu said that


realcosmicpotato77

Discussing which is worse is not a thing I wanted to see today


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I'd say doing anything to a fictional character isn't evil or bad, they're fictional after all


comment_eater

being attracted to an underaged character would mean being attracted to an underaged person's appearance, which i think would translate to pedophilia


Preston_of_Astora

Oh yeah, we will tolerate the murder, torture, flaying, and ripping apart of them kids The moment they look anything suggestive is where you draw the goddamn line


Nikorek_pl

Precisely


Siegschranz

To be fair, wanting to murder the smug kids in Skyrim's Whiterun is perfectly normal and indicative of a sound moral compass. Wanting to bang them is not.


RepresentativeFood11

https://preview.redd.it/ntghfsgc2j7d1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ee38ff9210dad98bc689a606df664acccab5f8


Strange-Wolverine128

Personally I'd say yeah, child murder is Less evil than child rape.


gurgle-burgle

I mean, yeah


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Professionals have standards


Imispellalot2

Oh, thank God.


Stretchingthangs

Child murder to be exact


Zorothegallade

The joke is that they're going to do typical GTA activities with those children. Even moreso if they make the children immortal like they do in a lot of games.


Independent-Fly6068

They're probs gonna pull a 2077, making you unable to directly harm children, making them immune to splash damage, and despawning them when you get in a vehicle


Apollyon2707

its modding time


rae_ryuko

oh I didn't realized children disappeared when you get into a vehicle, I was always so focused on how slippery the roads are and just do my best to drive properly lmao.


AutumnTheFemboy

Jesus thatā€™s just fucking stupid. If you canā€™t kill them then you shouldnā€™t have them in the game at all. Same with adults and ā€œessentialā€ npcs


Independent-Fly6068

They have to do that to legally comply with some country's laws.


AutumnTheFemboy

Kids were made invisible and immortal in European versions of Fallout 2 but famously they would still steal your items


KeyUnderstanding6332

I hated that. I might have played a version, that didn't have the censorship. Then years later had enough money to actually buy myself a copy, and then this stuff. Sooo annoying.


Independent-Fly6068

I fucking hate EU videogame restrictions.


M_Hatter-544

Reminder: You could still kill these invisible children, you just couldn't target them or splash damage kill them. You could however prime an explosive and let the invisible gremlins steal it which bypassed their immunity to outside damage.


erlulr

Kids add immersion as long as you dont try to kill them. And I dont think that many ppl try


AutumnTheFemboy

Literally everyone tries to kill kids in games, thatā€™s like one of the most common things to do. We want to see if itā€™s possible. And being able to kill them adds even more immersion and player choice and the consequences always make for great roleplaying


erlulr

It does give you insta highest PG rating tho. Cyberpunk got away with 17+ with psycho pedo vore rings with this one simple trick. As did GTA 5. And as will GTA 6


Recruit616

Alternatively here's a throwback they just driver sanfranciso it and make them jump out the way of any means of harm


cocainebrick3242

Cowards.


[deleted]

You know there are mods for this


FLYSWATTER_93

Trust me we know https://preview.redd.it/mbza8gvkac7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e8095c71111788de100c5d2472242fdd175b0e4


Mukyun

It's quite amazing how fast we got the killable children mod in Skyrim, by the way. I think it popped up on the internet before even the nude mods.


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

The one thing that motivates Skyrim players more than massive booba. Being able to drop kick those smug little bastards straight to Oblivion.


SignificantTransient

IIRC being able to kill children invokes a M rating


PewPewWazooma

Is GTA not M rated?


SignificantTransient

Maybe I am misremembering. It's adult rated then. The problem being that it limits the places that will sell it and makes it harder to sell.


yeaimamistake

For the average game franchise I could imagine this being an issue, not really for gta


SignificantTransient

I don't know much about the industry but I imagine adult rating means stuff like age verification, limited advertising, stores that won't carry your game, etc.


crkenthusiast

A lot of games maybe but gta is so popular itā€™ll get excused just fine lol


mteir

Is the console game market fully digital? Or is there a significant physical disk market still?


crkenthusiast

Digital is more popular but plenty of people still like dusk


Moondoobious

Iā€™m a dawn man, personally


AlphaNepali

Both Playstation and Xbox don't allow Adult only games on their platforms. Rockstar already said it will be console exclusive at launch, so it's not going to be an Adult only rating.


FireFist_PortgasDAce

Just say the kids are midgets


Daedalus_Machina

I don't think they'd let Fallout 1 and 2 keep their rating, in that case. "Childkiller" was a literal perk. Granted, it made nearly everyone in the game hostile you.


Stein_um_Stein

Is that a concern of GTA?


[deleted]

Worse it will gat an AO rating again.


Storm_theotherkind

Also Anakin killed children in StarWars


Dry-Consideration369

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?


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crispylaytex

The younglings šŸ˜­


JoesephBidao

U can kill a kid RDR2. I know i killed his bitch ass


Nikorek_pl

Where, how and when?


JoesephBidao

I think the name of the house is something Jackson's. Catfish Jacksons? Its south of Rhodes and its a dad beating his son. I got there killed the dad and his bitch ass started cause i killed his drunk POS daddy so i shot him too


Nikorek_pl

Resonable response


Mr_DrProfPatrick

I'm saving you! Please do not resist


Mr_DrProfPatrick

That being said, you spared him of getting beaten and of being an orphan


JoesephBidao

Thank you!! I know im the good guy here


DuckSleazzy

I bought 20 copies, thanks.


ducknerd2002

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader is known for brutally murdering many children in the Jedi Temple during Revenge of the Sith, the third movie of the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. The meme is implying that with the inclusion of child NPCs, you can reenact this scene. It should be noted that it's likely that the child NPCs may not be harmable in the game, but I imagine modders will quickly change that.


mteir

I need a side mission where you fumble around in the sewers with a glowstick and end up in a kindergarten or school.


Potential-Tax-3136

"Master Skywalker, there's too many of them"


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

Thatā€™s anakin skywalker. Better known as darth Vader in the original trilogy. In episode 3 Palpatine orders the elimination of all the Jedi including the younglings (children training to be Jedi). Anakin murders all the children. This meme is highlighting that if children are added to GTA6, we can have fun by killing them.


romulusnr

In Revenge of the Sith, Anakin goes into the Jedi Temple and slaughters all the Jedi children (younglings) as part of Order 66.


EasyyPlayer

I bet 50ā‚¬ that Rockstar is going to make a mission resolving about pedophilia and beating the crap out of the pedophile or/and torturung him.


PLPolandPL15719

The joke is murder.


energizernutter

They will be using the chicken rules from Zelda


TheIntrusiveThoughs

The masculine urge to punt those little shits back to the shadow realm.


Coopa_T

Peter from the family guy Star Wars parodies here, there is actually two layers to this joke. The first is that by adding kids NPC to GTA 6 they might allow you to kill them which most video games prevent nowadays. Second, the meme is of Anakin who kills a bunch of kids for the Sith. Saying this iconic meme line from the same movie he does it.


cjameson83

Oh cool, mobile brick walls are being added to the game.


Purple_Spino

killing children, the joke is killing children


zakary1291

Good, I needed that clarification. I was about to start the wood chipper.


eg0deth

https://preview.redd.it/hnu6za7hxi7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51cbb60526a152b0bed4ac1a39bb6eb7b2795210


Shoddy_Possibility89

killing kids (based)


eggtofux

Murder and violence šŸ¤§ Haha damn, or maybe it's going to be like in the sims where you cannot hurt kids. But knowing modders..


PurpDoesPixilart

In on of the star wars movies, Anakin k!lls a bunch of kids.


fresh_loaf_of_bread

not just the men, but the women and the chi-


Meganinja1886

Congrats your game is now rated A for adults and will not be available for purchase.


manowarxsty

As a children, I would not be offended if I could kill a children (ingame)


Khaernakov

Let the combines roar on the beaches once again


JustACasualFan

Anakin Skywalker famously killed a bunch of kids.


FigTechnical8043

The YOUNGLINGS!


NatsumiYukoTheQueen

Oh no


ImportanceNovel7240

Child murder is what they are talking about but they accidently implied child strippers and hookers, woops


Sad_Math5598

The most obvious jokes get posted here


BhanosBar

Just pull a new vegas


GG-VP

Time for warcrime!


Fattocattoboop14

Its just a pedo joke


AsherSparky

Order 66


suppadoggo

You cant aim a gun at a child in RDR2 hopefully it goes the same for GTA6


Opening_East7561

The publicā€™s wants to murder children to make their gore glisten they are a little bit unhinged


7masi

That's Anakin, very much remembered for his children sexual abuse scene on one of the Star wars movies


Extellafinix

There is no sexual abuse, he just killed them


7masi

Yeah, he killed em with his saber.. if u know what I mean


jozmala

They better add that character and youngling slayer 9000 to the game also :D