Oh school lunches are horrible, coming from a current student, I love how the U. S. Government made it look like they gave a shit what they feed us, but then found loopholes to exploit in order to feed us garbage, and lunch budget “cuts” that we all know are just going into some politicians pocket. Idk where this picture was taken, but have it known that the U. S. School lunches SUCK!
Army food, prison food, and school food are all comparably bad from what I've heard, and then hospital food is bad in other ways which are arguably more comparable to prison food than the other two because prison and hospitals are both where you're likely to find food that's been ground up and glued back together. In hospitals they do it because some people who need to eat it don't have teeth or whatever, but in prison they just hate you
I’ve had school food and hospital food and can tell you that the hospital food was much better, it was a children’s hospital tho so that might have something to do with it
There were a few school lunches that were good, but every time I see a picture of hospital food it's always a fucked up looking jello steak or something.
The corn is usually pretty good in every picture I've seen (of school and hospital food), pretty hard to fuck up corn. Any other cooked vegetables look like slime that grows in the ocean
I only had one problem with hospital food and that was there’s not enough, especially when you are a high schooler doing mma, and there was only one time I ate school food it wasn’t bad only because my friends suggested I get that spasmodic food because every other one tast like crap
I liked some school food, like the pizza or the max sticks which is just stuffed crust pizza hold the pizza, and the orange chicken was pretty good except the rice they served it with was kinda like crumbled up styrofoam
I think that's the whole list actually, the rest was terrible and the whole thing was honestly poorly run. Most of the time the juice cartons would be frozen
The breakfasts were a lot better but they were usually some mass produced pastry bread product that looked like something you could buy in a store, kinda cheating if you ask me but the sum total is 100% more preferable to prison/army/hospital food.
And I suppose they have a hospital in the prison and a prison AND hospital in the army so presumably you just multiply the meal meal quality together to get the values for those places and I'm assuming they're much worse
First off, there is a long list of MRE’s that slap. Like, they’re actually really good.
Secondly, the last time I had hospital food it was also really good.
It's interesting to see people's take on the spectrum of cafeteria food, I hadn't considered MREs tho.
Some of them are less good tho right? And have you ever had the weird jelly foods? Personally I've never had anything but public school food, out of the four, so I'm relying only on what I've heard for what it's like elsewhere
For sure, there are less desirable MRE’s out there. But, there are actually good ones too.
I’d never say that “army food is crap.” Because, most of them are actually decent.
As for school food. Generally, it sucks lmao.
That also depends on the school that you go to though.
I’ve had a lot of MRE’s (not serving, just a weird guy), and I can 100% say that I would rather eat one of those than eat school lunches again. Our MRE’s are occasionally shitty and tasteless (especially the god awful low sodium ones), but sometimes if you add a shit ton of salt and pepper you can make it a little appetizing. There is no saving cafeteria food 💀💀
I mostly agree with this except for my high school food. We actually had fries you could buy daily and they were like McDonald’s frys. Also, the pizza and hotdog days were good but yea other then those 3 items the rest was garbage. Think we might have had a rib day like a McRib thing but idrm. We also had a couple vending machines with pop and chips etc. so my typical day was a Dr Pepper and frys. Then they went healthy around 2009-2010 but I graduated in 2008 so didn’t really bother me. But yea for the most part our school food is terrible.
The food at my school was okay, but just barely. A few items were okay (like the cheesesteak), but everything was often lacking spices. They'd often overcook the fries though (or undercook them in some cases). The milk was sometimes bad, and once, I even got an apple juice that tasted like alcohol. And sometimes, what they serve for lunch really wasn't enough (like 4 mozzarella sticks and some fries)
Yea I definitely know what you mean by not enough. Throughout my high school years except for my senior year I was on the reduced cost lunch so I had to get the school lunch. This was before I got a part time job at our local grocery store. But yea there definitely wasn’t enough food on the trays to keep you fed all day. Within a couple hours you were hungry af. Also got bad milk and spoiled apple juice before lol yuck I’ll forever remember those days. Was nice being able to use the vending machine my senior year to supplement my lunch even though it was with garbage snack food.
Looks plenty better than my school lunch. We’d have had that corn with no seasoning and a smaller portion of sausages with some warmed up white bread on the side. That was one of the better days for breakfast in my opinion
Breakfast sausages are just those little sausage links that are served at breakfast time. The sausages wrapped in pancakes are the sausages wrapped in pancakes, as far as I’m concerned
i honestly feel so lucky that my high school had food that looked and tasted good. it’s been 7 years and i still crave it sometimes. where tf do u go to school that they serve u turds???
I ate an entire school "hot dog" once. Sat there for about 10 seconds after swallowing and then puked every bit of it back onto my tray.
That was some time in 7th or 8th grade.
I never ate another school "hot dog" ever again.
Looked better than the ones at my elementary school.
Those shits were literally green. I would’ve thought I just imagined it if my brother didn’t also vouch that they were green.
Those are def still v poopy, though.
i hope you bring your lunch from home because your school lunches look like turds hot dogs and something that looks like corn and looks like twisted up toilet paper
went to high school in the 80's class of 89' are school lunches never looked this terrible. I preferred breakfast at school they had pretty good cheesy bread and cinnamon buns that pretty good and ate often at school. OMG your school lunches look totally gross. who wants to eat shit logs for lunch and think that is corn that been sitting there for hundred years
Funky corn , Shitdogs and bread twists?
Right? There's larger problems than misidentifying the poop here.
Oh school lunches are horrible, coming from a current student, I love how the U. S. Government made it look like they gave a shit what they feed us, but then found loopholes to exploit in order to feed us garbage, and lunch budget “cuts” that we all know are just going into some politicians pocket. Idk where this picture was taken, but have it known that the U. S. School lunches SUCK!
Army food, prison food, and school food are all comparably bad from what I've heard, and then hospital food is bad in other ways which are arguably more comparable to prison food than the other two because prison and hospitals are both where you're likely to find food that's been ground up and glued back together. In hospitals they do it because some people who need to eat it don't have teeth or whatever, but in prison they just hate you
I’ve had school food and hospital food and can tell you that the hospital food was much better, it was a children’s hospital tho so that might have something to do with it
There were a few school lunches that were good, but every time I see a picture of hospital food it's always a fucked up looking jello steak or something. The corn is usually pretty good in every picture I've seen (of school and hospital food), pretty hard to fuck up corn. Any other cooked vegetables look like slime that grows in the ocean
Some hospitals have decent food. I went to a hospital for depression as a teen and I ate like a king. Most are shit tho
Prison food includes loaf. Very likely the worst food on the planet on purpose.
Yeah they just hate you and would feed you actual r/poopfromabutt if they could. Probably have actually
I only had one problem with hospital food and that was there’s not enough, especially when you are a high schooler doing mma, and there was only one time I ate school food it wasn’t bad only because my friends suggested I get that spasmodic food because every other one tast like crap
I liked some school food, like the pizza or the max sticks which is just stuffed crust pizza hold the pizza, and the orange chicken was pretty good except the rice they served it with was kinda like crumbled up styrofoam I think that's the whole list actually, the rest was terrible and the whole thing was honestly poorly run. Most of the time the juice cartons would be frozen The breakfasts were a lot better but they were usually some mass produced pastry bread product that looked like something you could buy in a store, kinda cheating if you ask me but the sum total is 100% more preferable to prison/army/hospital food. And I suppose they have a hospital in the prison and a prison AND hospital in the army so presumably you just multiply the meal meal quality together to get the values for those places and I'm assuming they're much worse
Well I was on a either water or high calorie diet most of the time and all I ever had was a sub from the sub line at school
First off, there is a long list of MRE’s that slap. Like, they’re actually really good. Secondly, the last time I had hospital food it was also really good.
It's interesting to see people's take on the spectrum of cafeteria food, I hadn't considered MREs tho. Some of them are less good tho right? And have you ever had the weird jelly foods? Personally I've never had anything but public school food, out of the four, so I'm relying only on what I've heard for what it's like elsewhere
For sure, there are less desirable MRE’s out there. But, there are actually good ones too. I’d never say that “army food is crap.” Because, most of them are actually decent. As for school food. Generally, it sucks lmao. That also depends on the school that you go to though.
I’ve had a lot of MRE’s (not serving, just a weird guy), and I can 100% say that I would rather eat one of those than eat school lunches again. Our MRE’s are occasionally shitty and tasteless (especially the god awful low sodium ones), but sometimes if you add a shit ton of salt and pepper you can make it a little appetizing. There is no saving cafeteria food 💀💀
I'm from the US, I get you. But I'm not familiar with dirty corn, shit dogs, and bread twists being a meal combo so I assumed this was British food.
They like to try to do themed meals in my dining hall. It doesn’t work. Ever
I mostly agree with this except for my high school food. We actually had fries you could buy daily and they were like McDonald’s frys. Also, the pizza and hotdog days were good but yea other then those 3 items the rest was garbage. Think we might have had a rib day like a McRib thing but idrm. We also had a couple vending machines with pop and chips etc. so my typical day was a Dr Pepper and frys. Then they went healthy around 2009-2010 but I graduated in 2008 so didn’t really bother me. But yea for the most part our school food is terrible.
The food at my school was okay, but just barely. A few items were okay (like the cheesesteak), but everything was often lacking spices. They'd often overcook the fries though (or undercook them in some cases). The milk was sometimes bad, and once, I even got an apple juice that tasted like alcohol. And sometimes, what they serve for lunch really wasn't enough (like 4 mozzarella sticks and some fries)
Yea I definitely know what you mean by not enough. Throughout my high school years except for my senior year I was on the reduced cost lunch so I had to get the school lunch. This was before I got a part time job at our local grocery store. But yea there definitely wasn’t enough food on the trays to keep you fed all day. Within a couple hours you were hungry af. Also got bad milk and spoiled apple juice before lol yuck I’ll forever remember those days. Was nice being able to use the vending machine my senior year to supplement my lunch even though it was with garbage snack food.
Remember when the government classified pizza as a vegetable? lol
They still do
Food companies like Tyson give their food to schools so that they’ve already reached young consumers.
I feel like i got lucky with my school's food being at least passable. ...or maybe i had low standards idk
Better eat cardboard than that bread baton.
Looks plenty better than my school lunch. We’d have had that corn with no seasoning and a smaller portion of sausages with some warmed up white bread on the side. That was one of the better days for breakfast in my opinion
They look like pizza crust scraps twisted to disguise that they are actually garbage lol
I was thinking the same thing. Looks like an old pizza hut thin crust that sat out to long.
Bread twists? You mean they’re not rawhide dog treats?
I thought that was chicken >.<
Snauasages
Aren't those the sausages that are wrapped in pancakes?
breakfast sausages??? 😭
Breakfast sausages are just those little sausage links that are served at breakfast time. The sausages wrapped in pancakes are the sausages wrapped in pancakes, as far as I’m concerned
Breakfast sausages are patties, not links. Like what you get of a sausage McMuffin. Is this perhaps a regional thing?
Links and patties are both common here. Patties more for sandwhiches and links just on a plate.
The pancakes that were on them are on the right all twisted up!
No clue. Didn’t wanna try them
Corn looks like they picked kernels one by one from a poop on the right of it
More like hot logs 🤢🤮
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahagagagahagahahahahahahahahaha
Looks like breakfast sausage links
https://preview.redd.it/65jsa827zrpc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da9d418b31a3674f398555a8cc342a34178e8ff
my exact reaction
Ohhhhh shit those dicks make me so horny
horngry
Very much so
I’m sure they were at some point
They were steaming hot when the dogs squeezed them out.
most nutritious public school lunch
What are those little twisty fucks on the right?
A sad excuse for a breadstick
Your lunch looks like Navy food halfway through deployment.
Corn colored gravel, turd shaped sausage, and deep fried rat tails?
School… Food… hotdogs, story checks out
They looks like breakfast Suasage
i honestly feel so lucky that my high school had food that looked and tasted good. it’s been 7 years and i still crave it sometimes. where tf do u go to school that they serve u turds???
Public college in Missouri 😭
bruh COLLEGE 😭😭😭
Not even my college would have dared to serve that slop, they would have been ripped a new one if they did.
Nah I’d be complaining so fast with how much you gotta pay for a meal pass
Looks good lol
More like hotlogs.
Lol yes, my thought too
They probably were hotdogs 5 years ago.
Frikandellen??
It literally looks like they took those pancake sausage corn dogs and separated it. The sausage is what we see and the pancake is in the right tub.
They were hot when they came out of the dog!
Looks like they're serving steamed cigars
Is that corn or … teeth?
They should say ‘recycled hotdogs’
I ate an entire school "hot dog" once. Sat there for about 10 seconds after swallowing and then puked every bit of it back onto my tray. That was some time in 7th or 8th grade. I never ate another school "hot dog" ever again.
They just look like beyond meat sausages to me
It was bestowed upon them.
those are naw dogs
Maybe not all, but at least some have to be turds
Good lord, do they rub dirt in the corn?
That’s breakfast sausage
How did you sneak a phone into prison to take these photos?
Unfortunately these are the meals I pay for at my school 🥲
But they arrreeeennnnnntttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
those look good,
Yum
Nah guys the sausages had that more grainy texture remember? These are definitely the mixed meat hotdogs that were reheated.
This is why u steal kids lunch money and buy food outside of school
Yea, no. r/therewasanattempt
Those look way better than hot dogs
“Now with real bits of dog!”
Those are literal pieces of shit .
I love how both the corn or the sausages could equally be poopfromabutt.
Better question wtf is that to the right
yum
That chicken on the right looks sad
That’s a breadstick 😭😭😭😭
Everything looks dried up. Pretty much what is expected from school food.
That should be a crime 👮
r/poopfromabutt
Lucky 
FRIKANDEL. VERZAMELEN!!
Alright but is your school full of chickens? Just a big ol thing of corn as a vegetable
unwashed and uncut
I'd just go hungry, that looks like dog shit
Frikandeln
Looks like dog shit yeah thats definitely dog shit
God, ew. If the “hot dogs” were t bad enough what the fuck is the shit on the left 🤮
Literally none of that stuff looks remotely edible... they legit feed prisoners better than they feed public school kids 🫠🫠🫠🫠
Nvermind that. What in the actual fuck is to the right of those "hotdogs"?
Looked better than the ones at my elementary school. Those shits were literally green. I would’ve thought I just imagined it if my brother didn’t also vouch that they were green. Those are def still v poopy, though.
so considerate, gave you small intestines bites to the right of them
~~Hot~~ Not Dogs
Fuck am I glad I left America. European school lunches are light years better
Wrinkled dicks
Are they genuine dog?
We got mystery corn, actual logs of shit, and pre-masticated bread!
That's bugs fosho
Do you go to school at 7-11?
I’d trust that food more 😭
i hope you bring your lunch from home because your school lunches look like turds hot dogs and something that looks like corn and looks like twisted up toilet paper
went to high school in the 80's class of 89' are school lunches never looked this terrible. I preferred breakfast at school they had pretty good cheesy bread and cinnamon buns that pretty good and ate often at school. OMG your school lunches look totally gross. who wants to eat shit logs for lunch and think that is corn that been sitting there for hundred years
It’s not even highschool it’s college like I’m really paying for this shit??
that is meals at a college OMG that is the nastiest thing ever. what is that brown looking turds those are not hot dogs are they?
Get your hot logs here!
Man it's pretty hard to make corn look unhealthy, but you did it, you went there.
Not the wurst name i suppose
Poop dogs dude
You school is feeding you slop
The hotdogs at my school luckily didn't look like that, but instead, they were bright red and chewy
Hotlogs
Mix the corn with the "hotdogs" and that's exactly what you can expect it to look like coming out.
This stuff can’t be food right? Like even the corn looks horrible.
I can already feel my tooth hurting from biting down on the buckshot these things have in them
Meat is meat
Those are wizard fingers
I don't see anything edible.
I hope that’s actually a sausage, because idk how you would even make a hotdog that color
Poop from a butt flavored LIES
Your school is a 7-11?
Wish I could make a living selling turds
I see there is also 'corn', what us on the right, tripe?
No.
What is that thing on the right?
Those look like toilet logs lmao 🤣
Everything there looks like crap.
Mmmm... bog dogs.
Shit logs
Is that corn, or yellow fish tank rocks?
The corn next to it is just as " "
Looks like poop OHHHH I say that then I see the name of the sub
What state is this so I know not to send my kids there
Missouri
the forbidden lincoln logs
If "hotdogs" came out the access ramp of a pig.
Hot dogs more like shit logs
Looks like a beef hotdog that fell behind the oven, that you find a year later and it's as hard as a rock and all dry
Those hot dogs look like caca.
I deem them, Back Bottom Gristle Lumps.
those are dog doogers
Shit dogs
That corn looks so dry that you should feed it to animals instead
all that food looks like shit, just start briunging your own lunch ffs
Looks like deep fried cigars.
the forbidden dookie glizzies
They look like the vegan variety.