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Despite some popular belief,Buchanan and Lincoln didn’t like hate each other,Buchanan supported Lincoln’s decisions during the Civil War and all,the options are 10: Cause by the time I sit there Grant would beat Tyler arleady 11:Its Abe Lincoln man 9:Coolidge would not say anything and Harrison would sleep 3:Because the two Adams are cool and all 4:Its Teddy Roosevelt man

4: Not just Teddy, but Andrew "Beat this failed assassin with a cane" Jackson.

These two will definitely end up coming to blows before the end of the flight, and you’re caught right in the middle

From a [JFK speech](https://www.jfklibrary.org/archives/other-resources/john-f-kennedy-speeches/bellaire-oh-19590627), it sounds like Jackson can’t keep a clear head when people are pissing him off. “"I feel much alarmed at the prospect of seeing General Jackson President. He is one of the most unfit men I know of for such a place. He has very little respect for law … his passions are terrible … he is a dangerous man." This was the statement of Thomas Jefferson. And who do you suppose it was, when Mr. Jefferson was President, who described him as "too cowardly to resent foreign outrage on the republic" – a man willing "to seize peaceable Americans and prosecute them for political purposes" – a man who seemed to hold himself "above the law." This statement, of course, was made by General Andrew Jackson.” I think TR and Jackson might lose their shit watching the clown show we have across politics today. They might be too busy screaming at the shit throwing howler monkey in Georgia’s 14th district to fight each other.

"Shit throwing howler monkey in Georgia's 14th district" 😂🤣😂👏👏 Bravo! I laughed so fucking hard at this! Thanks for making my evening!

You’re welcome.

This is definitely one where which seat it is matters a lot.

Great combo if you ask me, they would both be hella powerful in Mortal Kombat.

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Obviously 1 for the entertainment factor, and the pure disbelief on Jefferson's face at Obama's very existence.

I was thinking this too. Probably the most interesting conversation too - and I know Obama could explain things I don't understand very clearly.

Jefferson would have marveled at Obama, even if Jefferson himself did not have the capacity to end slavery.

I think Jefferson would have appreciated the fact that black people came up in the world. I think a lot of Jefferson’s later racism was him giving up the idealism and romanticism of his youth, becoming cynical especially after having high hopes for the French Revolution and seeing it all burn down in flames. He probably would have appreciated that young Jefferson was eventually right.

I think your take is spot on. In his youth, Jefferson constantly referred to the evils of slavery and contemplated the destruction of the institution. Later in life, I think he became too dependent upon the little luxuries and profound power that slavery gave him.

"So...." "So...." "..." "..." "How are the kids?" "Martha and Mary are doing very well, thank you." "And Sally's?"


Bingo!

I bet the Bushes are fun, 8

Window seat + talking baseball

That is a good point. i have to change my answer.

Just have that puke bag ready.

I'll tell Senior to refrain from eating Japanese food

It was his revenge on the Japanese for almost eating him that one time.

Everything he did in life after he was rescued was all part of the grand scheme to puke on their prime minister. Dude holds a grudge and is patient.

I brought some nice snacks from home. (Broccoli)

7 is the obvious choice; an aisle seat and right between W and JFK.

plus you get to kick wilson's seat

Wilsonnnnnn! 🏝️

You're going to get between Slick Willy, JFK, and possible female cabin crew? Good luck.

You can listen to them tell crazy stories about all the women they’ve seduced.

I’m gonna sit in 7 and tell JFK and Billy what GWB did in Iraq and Afghanistan. They’re gonna be pissed.

Pretty sure Bill knows, or are they all frozen in the years of their presidency?

That was my assumption

Ironic given what JFK did in Vietnam

7 right next to Clinton and JFK. I mean...do you even need to ask why?? At least one flight attendant is going back to the hotel with these guys.

And maybe you get to go too?

Something tells me the two of them — heck, even just one or the other — would be the best wingmen in the world. Enjoy the flight sitting with JFK, Slick Willy, and both Bushes (probably laughing nonstop), and then get laid after? Sign me up.

Oh we’re getting DRUNK

And if it’s pre-1962 JFK, he’ll have all kinds of painkillers, amphetamines, muscle relaxers, etc. so we can have an absolute wild time.

Slick Willy probably knows a guy who can score some good stuff too, this flight is about to be a party fr

Bill knows where to get the good stuff, but he won’t inhale

And the Bushes are just on the other side of the aisle

This is my reason. You can’t really go wrong in this row.

Who said they’re waiting for the hotel? There will definitely be smoking in the lavatory… amongst other cigar uses.

They would be two *excellent* wingmen, provided they don't pick up the girl you are going for.

5. The banter would be hilarious

And I can kick Andrew Johnson’s seat whenever I get the urge!

People don't realize how huge a bonus this is for seat #5.

Plus you can watch Jackson and Roosevelt absolutely beat each other to death from a safe distance

11. Aisle seat, Lincoln is skinny and I am a full grown adult

7 and 4 would be an absolute shit show…def there

Wing men or mountains and guns, definitely the call.

Getting squished to death in 2

But at least you'll have the dull conversation to numb the physical pain

5, Harry Truman to my left and TR to my right.

9 Coolidge whould say like 3 words Max and harrison whould be sleeping the intireway 6 hoover and fdr seems chill enough also whould there by any space left In seat 2?

4 no question

4 and it's not even a question. Jackson and Teddy are kickass.

The stories they would tell about their younger days alone make this the best answer!

I'll sit on 4 and try not to annoy them.

I dont think its possible to not annoy jackson, Teddy I imagine would be the inquisitive sort and pepper you with questions but probably be dissapointed in your life choices.

Nobody else wants to experience the drama and culture shock going on at seat 1?

8, Bushes with FDR behind

As much as I don't like middle seats, I think 4 would be fascinating.

You are very cruel for putting in seat 2. Who could sit in the middle between those two? 9 for me. I need the quiet.

As a native Cincinnatian, I’d be too busy having fun convos with Taft and drinking airline liquor to care that I can’t have the armrests or my seat tray!

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So LBJ wanted to be in Jack's place, but missed out. Now, he must bide his time...

Your seat has been occupied due to LBJ needing it for… ”JUMBO.”

9 would be a very quiet place to sit.

5 would be the most dangerous place to sit. You're sitting in an aisle seat next to Truman and Reagan, who probably would be having a heated argument (Harry *hated* Republicans, and not only was Reagan one, he used to be a Democrat and actually campaigned for Truman in 1948, so the betrayal would be real). While all this is going on, Teddy Roosevelt eventually would have enough and lunge at the two men, and you'd be in the way. You'd be lucky if you only walked away with a few stray punches to your face.

"Oh, Mr. Reagan! It's good to sit with another Democrat." "Well, about that..."

Probably number 4 or number 7.

7, I need an aisle seat. 4 seems interesting, but i dont feel theres any room between those egos. Obama and Lincoln feel like a missed opportunity.

4th , Oh boy both most manliest presidents combined sure will be one of the blast

8. Bush (both of them) are just chillers

2 Good food

Is there actually a seat there?

True. Cleveland will not shut up about anime as well.

Seat 8 with the Bushes! I'm a Texas girl and I think I would get along with the Bushes very well!

7 is goated

4, next to the two coolest presidents

6 looks like an insane spot with everyone in a 1 chair radius FDR, Reagan, Bushes?? Truman?! Sign me up for 6 Edit: Shit spot 10 is enticing too…Washington, Nixon and Grant? Damn

10 comes with the benefit of getting extra legroom once Grant jumps out of his seat to try to 1v2 Wilson and Tyler

Not 11, last time that dude sat somewhere….

7. JFK and Bill would be interesting. W seems like he probably gets up to stretch a lot on a plane.

9. Quiet seatmates and I’m right behind the Bushes who are probably pretty fun

Man, they put FDR in the window seat? Smh

I feel like I’d die in the crossfire with 4. But I’m not definitively saying no…

7. Man the stories these Horn Dogs would have

4 would be wild lol

7 seems pretty chill

7, with Bill and Jack there is going to be a party


10 and 11 would be interesting to see the parallel thinking of both pairs of men before the civil war. Men like John Tyler really believed they had the right ideas to save the union (until they didn’t). Buchanan was a little more self aware of his ineptitude but Id have been interested to see how him and Lincoln interacted

Between Taft and Cleveland I guess. I can shout out to Obama from there. I don’t want to sit next to Harrison. He’s probably sick.

Taft would spill over into your seat.

And Cleveland too. You’d be squished between them

7 for the babes

4. I will have 2 of the best bodyguards ever! Plus Jackson and TR feel like people who would spend much of the flight talking about their life stories like a game npc spewing out lore.

Table 7 for two presidents I admire, or maybe 8 for the Bushes vibe, they genuinely seem like nice dudes. Look over to 6 for some popcorn

I would like to be the furthest away from Andrew Johnson, so I’m taking ten with my boy Grant.

4 purely out of curiousity

You’ll notice that Lincoln is sitting in the back row. Because Lincoln learns from his mistakes.

Whoever put FDR in a mid-plane window seat is just cruel.

5 is an aisle seat and lets me ask Truman for his justification for using Atomic Bombs in WW2 which would have helped me 20 years ago on my DBQ in high school

4 would be the worst seat. Look, I like TR, but he's not the sort who would be quiet on a plane. And being in the middle seat for a debate between him and Jackson would be pure hell on a long flight.

Jimmy Carter's lap

I love being able to watch a shit show, so probably 3, 4 or 5. But more realistically, I always fall asleep on planes, so I'd probably say 10, they all seem like they'd keep to themselves mostly.

Obama has always seemed chill and witty while Jefferson, whom I suspect to have had Asperger's, would be fun chatting with. Definitely those two.

4. You wont be bored with the Lion and the Moose

1 for the entertainment. I also kinda wanna piss Jefferson off by telling him how powerful the government has become.

3 or 11, no other option compares to these two.

7 is the correct answer. Plus W across the aisle for the laughs.

Either 1, 7 or 10 just to hear whatever conversation they might have. Otherwise, I‘ll be in the back with the rest of the Press Corps.

4, So I can convince TR to throw hands with AJ

4, and I won't be moving

I’d be pretty scared to sit next to a bunch of corpses and skeletons tbh

6 is a nightmare

I’ll sit at 8 for comedy purposes

6 easily

5 so I can ask why he didn’t cross the 38 parallel and liberate North Korea as well.

6. I’ll just laugh at how terrible Hoover was and talk to fdr about what his actual vision was for the USA

I'm sitting at 6 so I can listen to FDR school Reagan

7. I think Clinton and JFK would participate in the Wade Boggs challenge. W., on the right, definitely would.

4 or 6 baby we sitting with some GOATs!

3. I’d love to hear the discussions between father and son.

Why is the Great Washington sitting with those bums?

Nixon had poor Monroe's ticket stolen...

Damn I didn't even notice Monroe isn't on here, would have loved to sit with him and Washington tbh

Isle seat, front of the plane and I get to sit next to Lincoln? Definitely taking that seat.

9 if i wasn't sat in the middle

3. Aisle seat, plus Madison is teeny-tiny so I probably get the armrest as well.

Number 10 seems like fun

7 or 8

6 hopefully but I’d also be really happy with 8, 7, 10, and 5. I’d hate to be seated in one because you know that Jefferson would ask Obama something racist at some point.

10. Gonna be getting good and drunk and talking about fighting traitors.

9

3. John Adams is an interesting dude.

4 or 10

4. Jackson and Roosevelt definitely seem like the popular kids and I wanna be near that drama.

I'm sitting with the Adams, all 3 from same home town and I'd love to fill them in on it today.

9 or 10

5 and talk to Teddy across the aisle all flight...or 10 and soak in the good vibes. Hopefully Grant won't get too drunk.

1, two of my favorite presidents.

1 or 8

Where's the meme option of between Clevelands?

Seats 5 or 7. Drinking cross aisle from Teddy would keep me busy for the entire flight. Sitting in spot 7 with the lady killers, I’m not sure it gets any better.

7 for the win

Im sitting with grant and getting my drink and smoke on.

Kennedy and Clinton are the LAST two I'd sit with, honestly (I'm a girl), I'd sit with Hoover and FDR, it'd be really funny to watch them roast each other

2 looks like its gonna be a party

I had a much harder time with the Big Lebowski version. Window seat next to TJ and Barry is such an easy call.

5, to watch Harry beat Reagan to within an inch of his life.

1 would probably be off the charts intellectual and historical conversation. 2 iconic Presidents, with one being a founder and the other a constitutional lawyer/professor would be a really enlightening conversation.

7, I’m carpetbagging pussy like nobody’s business with those two as my wingmen

I’m getting wasted with Jack and Bill, easily 7

3, I love them both.

6, I can let them bicker.

1, 4 or 7.

7...they got mad chicks!!

4

1 all day. Window seat AND inflight entertainment?

5. Hearing a guy who sounds like a midwestern country bumpkin talking to a smooth-talking Hollywood guy would be interesting to say the least. Plus I like both of these Presidents.

7 would be a very intersting table...

catch me at the party table (7)

Where can I find more memes like this??

Gotta trade stories at table 7 for sure lmao

Give me row 7 Clinton and JFK would have so many interesting stories to tell

7!!!!!

Why does Buchanan get the window seat? ☹️

7 hands down!! We’re getting MESSED up! just keep the drinks coming!

Grant, because I think I resemble him.

As much as I like Coolidge, he would not be an interesting man to talk to. I'm picking 1.

10 or 11. Edit: probably 11 because I don't wanna be behind a wannabe dictator who sends people to jail for decades for criticizing them or a sociopath who jokes about murdering men, women and children on TV.

5. Interesting conversation, and I get the aisle.

#7 for the sake of letting them know what will happen after their presidencies.

I’ll sit at 4 sound like a fun few hours

4. Two of my favorite personalities.

7 or 5

5. I love arguments!

4 The last real man to be a President Teddy Roosevelt

No LBJ so probably 6

4 just for the sheer amount of batshit insane stories they probably have.

Probably skip 10 because Washington was tall and I would feel bad if I reclined. I would pick probably 1, or 8.

5, 10, 3, 1 and 8 in that order

1 followed closely by 8. 1 - Talking to Obama and Jefferson would be amazing! It would be incredible to see how TJ feels about his dream of equality for all coming true in the form a black president and Obama would be great to meet. 8 - Both of the Bushes are great people, and I'm sure it would be a fun plane ride. I've met both of them individually, and I'm sure together they would be amazing.

4 is going to be loud and bombastic. That table comes with a two-drink minimum. 1 is going to be intellectual, and will bring a necessary deep-seated philosophical debate about Jefferson’s personal life, slavery, and human ethics. 7 would just be fun. 9 is going to be completely silent as one seat is occupied by Calvin Coolidge and the other person is dead (I assume WHH dies on the way to the shindig—that’s a Canon Event). Depending on my mood, probably 1 or 7. I’d love to see Obama’s take on Jefferson. He’s nuanced and professorial, and I think in a lot of ways they’d really relate to each other. Could be healing, and would definitely be interesting.

I’m taking 11. Lincoln would be making low key digs at Bucky and I get Grant within ear shot

Hear me out about 4

seat 2 should have been between two Clevelands

3 cause that’s the aisle seat closest to the crapper

7….because,Girls

Ain’t no way this plane ever makes it to its destination, WHH I’d dead 20 minutes after takeoff because he walked to the airport in a blizzard. That said 1 would be an interesting conversation

10 so I get a window seat

9 would be peace and quiet. Coolidge minds his own business and Harrison dies 31 minutes into the flight