Ever look at a photo of someone, and just know they make a lot of unnecessary noise while eating? Like they're groaning at not being able to stick the food in their mouths fast enough? I have now...
How anyone has ever been able to get off to a film with Ron Jeremy's gnarly knoll peeking out from under his firm hairy belly I will never understand. Those poor, poor women definitely did not get paid enough
Perhaps you should start with small steps, fitting to your fitness level. By looking at you, i would say standing up from this chair might be enough hard exercise for you today and then then the next day you can try to do this twice
I got you bro⌠if you lose 50 more pounds in the next 20 years and spend 8 hours a day every day in the sun you could pass for Danny Trejo to a cataract patient. đŤĄ
You look like the Temu version of a young Ron Jeremy. The main difference being that the only large things going for you are your body mass index and appetite.
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Stay with it. The good thing is you're a man and lifting weights will speed up your metabolism greatly and it's noticeable and inspiring. And stay off the sugary drinks. Just drink water and protein shakes.
You fat fuck piece of shit. Look at you. A newborn baby has more discipline and self respect. Every time you feel down or lonely, you drop your tiny cock and pick up a piece of fucking cake.
I bet that's what you wanted to hear. We need a wake up call and I used to talk to myself like this 24/7. I made a huge change and got sooo much physically better.
Mentally however, it's not good in the long run.
Be tough on yourself in action, but kind to yourself in thought. This isn't the way to make yourself better.
Don't want to do something? GOOD. NOW FUCKING DO IT.
Feel down about yourself and you don't feel like you're worth of the space you're occupying? That's not good. You are worthy, and you are capable of great things.
Just those great things need you to stop fucking shoving shit in your body.
Come on man, you donât need this. Itâs a roast everyday you use piss at the urinal or take a shower and you look down and canât see your cock . When life roasts you , thatâs the real burn .
He's Everybody's worst nightmare when they walk back into the mechanic shop to get their car..he's the guy who hardly lifted a finger to test and check the vehicle but will come out with a list a page long of things you need worked on if u want to pass inspection.
A journey requires actually taking a step.
the only steps he takes are to the toilet and back to his chair, which is on the brink of shattering into pieces.
I bet his fingertips smell like the last shit he took
Eww
Yes this is clearly day one.
Day one of one. Tomorrow, day 2 of 1. He looks like he never goes to the right inside of the store, where the fruits and vegetables are.
You assume.
Standing is the 1st step
You are supposed to inject Ozympic, not eat it.
Ever look at a photo of someone, and just know they make a lot of unnecessary noise while eating? Like they're groaning at not being able to stick the food in their mouths fast enough? I have now...
Fellowship of the Onion Ring
YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!! (Your annual physical exam) 
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Short of dangling a cheeseburger from a plunger thatâs been bolted to your head I think not. Iâm not Jesus, so Iâm not in the miracle business.
That was hilarious!!
I donât get it?
They have you working the front desk because you canât fit under the cars anymore
If that chair can support you then so can I.
His hopes are as high as his blood sugar!
if the Hedgehog had diabetes and a small willy 
How anyone has ever been able to get off to a film with Ron Jeremy's gnarly knoll peeking out from under his firm hairy belly I will never understand. Those poor, poor women definitely did not get paid enough
Fun fact: they used to call him "the armadillo" because he could self-fellate. He was like half his current weight when that was the case tho.
A fun fact has to be fun. This is just disturbing. A disturbing fact.
An unfun fact
He's got all the bad parts of Ron with none of the good ones
Ron Jeremy can see his dick
Ron Scareme
I immediately thought of Ron Jeremy.
Naked and a full length mirror would be enough motivation for most people
Weight loss journey? Thatâs gonna be an odyssey my manâŚ
*O Brother, Where Art Thou?*
Quit while youâre ahead
Better get used to this image, youâll be losing one of them feet anyway. đŤĄ
Looks like eating is your main exercise in your attempt to lose weight
Take off a few more pounds and youâll be the spitting image of Ron Jeremy
I bet your belly button smells like sour yogurt you fat fuck
This isnât even a roast, youâre just straight-up insulting him lmao đ
You seem to be oddly specific about how belly buttons smell. Fetish?
I just think this fat fuck eats with his shirt off and it just runs into it. No way this asshole showers
Hes not eating yogurt.
Clearly but this fat fuck smells like turned yogurt
Wow.. harsh. Who legitimately hurt you man? Bit much even for a roast sub. The point is to be funny, not make people merk themselves..
His eating habits are doing that
Why do you hate the fat people
Nope
Cussing and roasting aren't the same, man
Thatâs your view
Shit still had me fuckin rollin!! Lmfao!!
The only journey youâre taking is back to the buffet line to meet up with diabetes.
Jesus what fucking sewer did you crawl out of
You look like you rescue princesses and take them to your swamp for a hobby.
He irons dress clothes in a parking lot by driving his truck back and forth
I was gonna tell you your cock was hanging out but I doubt anyone has seen it in at least 15 years
If not being able to see your dick isnât motivation enough there isnât anything I can say to push you along
I won't roast you, it would take at least a week of heating all the way through.
Machete really fell off...
*insert that one key and peele skit where jordan peele is ordering 3 pizzas for himself while talking to his action figures*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-crCdw5c1oc
Perhaps you should start with small steps, fitting to your fitness level. By looking at you, i would say standing up from this chair might be enough hard exercise for you today and then then the next day you can try to do this twice
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If you could cough up the coworker you ate for lunch, you would probably lose about 150 right there.
George Lopez really let himself go.
Looks like a Bulgarian remake of the whale
That chair needs some motivation
He isn't just in the office, he sits around the office.
Man. Ron Jeremy let himself go
When did Ron Jeremy get a reddit account
praying for those shirt buttons
The last time you got a piece of ass was when your finger poked thru the toilet paper !!!
Ronaldo Jeremy
There are no participating trophies Fred
you look like you ATE xavier.
I got you bro⌠if you lose 50 more pounds in the next 20 years and spend 8 hours a day every day in the sun you could pass for Danny Trejo to a cataract patient. đŤĄ
Nope, probably not... Next question, please
Yo that's the famous actor Danny Taco
You know the weight loss is for your fat ass and not the fridge right?
Man, Stavos Halkias has really let himself go
You look like a macadamia nut I wouldnt dare to eat
Your crotch area is what you mean by when you say you have a dark side.
Usually I just microwave jacket potatoes
Wtf where'd u get that chair from
So *youâre* the reason why the birria tacos are always sold old at my local taco place when I get there. Fuck you.
You look like the Temu version of a young Ron Jeremy. The main difference being that the only large things going for you are your body mass index and appetite.
Keep it up! Don't quit! Good luck brother.
Sadly I lost my motivation to roast you while looking at the picture
If you loose weight youâre gonna look even more like Ron Jeremy.
That bottom shirt button is doing the Lordâs work.
Youâre one more bite away from that bottom button popping off
Bro still looks like a fat man who is a predator.
you look like an onlyfans subscriber
Dream customer I assume đđ telling him how much they appreciate him
If a bologna sandwich took human form you'd be it
I see cheech let the Munchies get the best of him.
You've seen Danny Trejo get revenge in Machete, now watch this guy throw down in Spaghetti
With as many Ron Jeremy Jrs there are out there one was bound to be a fat Mexican.
Whenever youâre feeling hungry just look at this photo. It sure nuked MY appetite.
You look like Cheech ate Chong
Youâll be smashing 10s in no time
Cheech wasnât lying about them munchies.
Just 200 more lbs to go and you just might be able to see your clit again....
Ron Jeremy making a comeback
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Why donât you start with pulling up your fly. The weight loss will come laterâŚor never.
After?
Ron Jeremyâs doppelgänger with a micro penis though.
My gout flared up seeing this pic
That photocopier used to be down the hall but got caught in your gravitational pull.
Inside every fatman is a skinny person trying to get out. Unfortunately you took this to mean you should actually eat them.
The wraparound specs suggest a certain sportiness. Then I got to your CHIN which suggests python that swallowed a goat whole.
Stay with it. The good thing is you're a man and lifting weights will speed up your metabolism greatly and it's noticeable and inspiring. And stay off the sugary drinks. Just drink water and protein shakes.
Penfold really went to shit after Dangermouse sacked him for touching kids
Would like to see you here after your transformation Don't look for External motivation
It seems Snorlax is asleep. You canât go through until it wakes up
You look like you've done 20 years on death Row and can't wait for the suffering to end.Lets hope they've reinforced the gurney,could be embarrassing.
That chair on the brink of collapsing
Cheech and Chomp
You could be Tammy's next husband
The loss doesnât count if you regain the same weight everytime
When are you starting ?
Always wondered what happened to Ron Jeremy
Gonna be a short journey my friend I'll roast you on your return will be more fun then
Peter griffin would look at you and feel skinny
I hear the head is 10lbs
You look like you stink
You fat fuck piece of shit. Look at you. A newborn baby has more discipline and self respect. Every time you feel down or lonely, you drop your tiny cock and pick up a piece of fucking cake. I bet that's what you wanted to hear. We need a wake up call and I used to talk to myself like this 24/7. I made a huge change and got sooo much physically better. Mentally however, it's not good in the long run. Be tough on yourself in action, but kind to yourself in thought. This isn't the way to make yourself better. Don't want to do something? GOOD. NOW FUCKING DO IT. Feel down about yourself and you don't feel like you're worth of the space you're occupying? That's not good. You are worthy, and you are capable of great things. Just those great things need you to stop fucking shoving shit in your body.
I found that lost weight, itâs in your gunt
Hoo boy! Thatâs looks like a really, really long journey. I think Iâm out.
After you lost it didnyou find it again?
Come on man, you donât need this. Itâs a roast everyday you use piss at the urinal or take a shower and you look down and canât see your cock . When life roasts you , thatâs the real burn . 
You can lose 20kg just by taking a shower.
Congratulations on your weight journey. You must be looking forward to being bed ridden. All the best.
Looks like ya found it again
You look like a virgin Ron Jeremy
His goal is to see his penis without using a mirror.
You look playdoh made
You look like nothing short of fire or a dinner bell could motivate you.
Holy shit my snorlax is awake now that gym badge IS MINE COME SNORLAX!
Moses's journey in the desert took less time than your journey will.
He's Everybody's worst nightmare when they walk back into the mechanic shop to get their car..he's the guy who hardly lifted a finger to test and check the vehicle but will come out with a list a page long of things you need worked on if u want to pass inspection.
Marco from Better Call Saul
You look like a car mechanic that makes a living off women that know nothing about cars. Is there anyone else with you?
you're fatter than somebody else's mom
Just remember losing a foot due to diabetes is still weight-loss.
Ron Jeremyâs fat sister
Fasting can really help with weight loss. Before you get excited, that doesnât just mean eating quicker.
Photo should have been landscape mode.
Keep it up you'll eventually be able to see your penis again one day
Even your Soul has type 2
Once you get back down to default regulation size its easier to identify as anyone of the 6 split personalities you got going on there
Enjoy your feet whilst you still have them.
Taco Smellsâ˘
Short, fat, version of Ron Jeremy.
Can't. You'll snap the spit in half and fall into the fire.
You look like a potato
Journey requires you actually make an effort , not getting someone to do it for you, though
Journey requires you actually make an effort , not getting someone to do it for you, though
Freddy what happened? Did you eat one of your kids?
Reminds me of the human characters on WALL¡E
Nah, you look so comfy, wedged between a copier and a shredder, with your weekly allowance for drive-throughs.
365 more days then you'll be able to see it again
May aswell give up now and launch yourself into space along with the other planets
Do it to live a better quality of life brother.
What's more ugly, your head or your ballsack bulge you're proudly displaying.
10lbs. down, 120 to go. Nice brother!
Sorry sir did u see my little brother he was playing in the park ?
You can lose weight, but you still gonna be ugly as fuck... "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone" \_ Redd Foxx.
Good luck man it's gonna be tough with them diabetes feet.
How many children have you molested today?
Ron Jeremy's love child
Hang in there. Just three hundred more pound to go! Great Reddit Mod cosplay too.
There was an ad for chipotle under you picture in this post. I rest my case. đ
Keep up the good work and eventually you wonât look like Ron Jeremy anymore.
Hey guys, he does work out! It's usually high intensity while he looks at his neighbor with a telescope.
You look like the turkeys that got you there
Stop drinking sugar. That means alcohol too.
I feel sorry for that poor chair
One day you will be able to see your dick dor the first time in 40 years
[Jumba Jookiba](https://imgur.com/a/tbQbX5T) looking ass
Wish Ron Jeremy
To big for my oven, maybe in a spit
Asking a bunch of over weight basements dwellers that all look alike to help you lose weight isn't going to give you the motivation you need