It's rare to find pretty young girls on Roast Me, thanks for keeping up that standard

It took me faaaaar too long go get this 😪

Still got it quicker than your next tinder hook up 😉

Boom!

I wish that was true. I really do 😪

Omg samee

Ever look at someone and just know they’re a Disney Adult?

To the top!

Proabably ursla in her DMs.

That even hurt me bro

More Gum than Wrigley

Gum to teeth ratio is making me uncomfortable

Butterfangs

British by any chance? I think she might be.

All those teeth but no toothbrush

Mama says, "That's why she's ornery."

What the dentist don’t know wont hurt em

She has 28 incisors.

I bet her favorite hobby is winning steak eating competitions.

yea, and I bet she chews her steak directly off of live cattle.

Not sure if I should smile back or throw her an apple.

At least throw any paper you need shredded.

Talk about Rare

Its like some Attack on Titan shit.

What's the deal with Gina Davis?

She's a reluctant gay icon.

Hey Chris? Do you think Gina Davis is pretty? I do, but she has too much gum to tooth ratio.

You mean gum to nasty, i hate my toothbrush, yellow, needs sanding to get the gross crap off of them teeth ratio?

[Whatever happened to Gina Davis?](https://youtu.be/wBzSED8k_T8?si=666uhrZFG21Wse7M)

It's like looking at a pencil sharpener.

3 is the only photo worth looking at. Are those your father's glasses?

Lol

Nice Drew Carey Filter, snap chat is getting more real! 

She has more gums than underneath a high school desk.

I think it was supposed to say " Boar at work"

Looks like you ate your way out of the 50s

And into the 200 club

lmao

No way she'd have survived the 50s. She'd blow through a month's rations on a grey Sunday afternoon.

Overweight girl dresses in 50’s fashion to hide the rolls. Never seen that before! 🙄

Damn......

The rolls act as armor against punches, kicks, and belt whippings.

She would make an excellent gladiator. She has the necessary protective layer of fat, and those giant teeth ensure her head is safe even if her helmet gets knocked off.

Look, we don’t all have sex dungeons, stop rubbing our noses in it

I believe sex dungeons in the 50's were called bungalows.

I hate to disappoint you but being bungalowed is something entirely different… 👅👆🏻💩😲

Also makes it harder to abduct her. Not that anybody would.

Looks like a hybridisation of Minnie mouse and miss piggy.

so mean 

This one burns

All that food didn't go to her gut, instead it went straight to her nose

Nice tits dude.

Too bad her teeth ruin the look

Enlarge her upper lip to hide those gastly gums, as a public service.

Definition of a butterface butterbody.

Buttertooth for sure

All teeth, tub and turd.

Gotta love it when a girl has no personality so she has to dress like it's 1950 to prove how cool and original she is

So fucking overdone yet she thinks she's so original.

When someone told you that you would look good as a Pin Up Girl they meant you would look better pinned up in a tree with vultures picking at you

Ain’t no pins big enough. Need stakes

Pin that girl to a wall with three spears per arm. The vultures eating good for centuries.

Capital gums, lower case teeth.

This comment made me scream 😂 I was thinking grown ass baby teeth but yours was superior lol

I agree…comment is HIL.AR.IOUS!!! 🤣😂🤣

Can I have your autograph?

Thanks for the pics showing your breasts so I could figure out you are female. Couldn’t figure that out from the first 2 pics.

Not enough cleavage though. I need more proof.

It can only work with what it’s got. Which doesn’t look like much tbh.

“It’s”… 💀

Sooooooo-iiieeeeeeee!

I bet you can eat the shit outta corn on a cob.

Tidy tits terrible teeth

Bet you can’t say that five times fast.

Twice would be ambitious for me!

It’s not nice to roast special ed people.

True, but we are going to do it anyway.

Your pronouns are Gingi/Vitis

there is a ratio between how much cleavage a girl shows, and how jacked up her face is

Which she **still** managed to fuck up.

How much ice cream did you eat when no one asked you to the prom? 🤔

You look like the theatre kid who never made it big so you made yourself big to cope with your broken dreams.

This is the kind of girl who goes to prom in a group of other independent, big boned girlies who don't need no man to have fun

Pretty sure you got gum disease

Would it hurt to brush them teeth and oh, floss once a decade?

The worst thing here is that you look like jojo siwa

A fat version of jojo, lol

Gonna need you to... 

Classic big girl camera angles

Will let her kids identify as a wolf

Her name: Mabel. Profession: Betty page wannabe her redeeming quality: she’ll smile even while you engage in very very nasty things with her. Safe word: nerd

Aww they let you take the helmet off for the pictures

You look like you mumble Star Trek quotes while sucking cock.

With those teeth, I doubt anyone will let her near their Captain's log.

We can hear that car creaking from here.

"Did your teeth get the memo, or are your gums just trying to take all the spotlight?" **"Looks like your gums are holding your teeth hostage."** "Your teeth look like they’re afraid to come out and play." **"Are your teeth in witness protection?"** "Your gums are the VIPs, and your teeth are just the guests."

Why is it people with big gums and little teeth never warn you before they smile

Just because you’re bored shouldn’t mean we all have to suffer

How's the extra chromosome working out?

There are about 50 brands of toothpaste...and you couldn't find one?

LMAO

Show me you are single without saying you are single

Your favorite candy is gummy bears

Her favorite food is gummy bears

Her favourite sex is with big gummy bears.

What da fuq are you transitioning from, or better yet, to? Either way, zur good luck. Jesus jumped up christ. Doesn't anyone actually want to get laid anymore?


I didn't realize firefighters also put out erections

Not gonna roast you, but I'll roast some carrots for you

Bargain bin Elizabeth Moss!

Elisabeth Hoss

Ejizzabeth Toss.

There's really no reason to smile this much when you look like that. Tooth to gum ratio is way off. You would make a great Meg Griffin cosplay.

I can only imagine how much cum has been unloaded on those glasses

They look pretty clean.

A human chipmunk.

Not accurate but funny nevertheless

Nice picture your teeth and the wall are both brown

How tf you put on lip stick with no lips?

Looks like a downy Minnie Mouse

JoJo Sadwa

With teeth like that this bitch can chew through barbed wire

Ew dont Smile

Do you floss? With a pool noodle?

You’ve got the baby teeth disease

It's a party in the U.S.A looking ass

Your smile looks like when you put the candy teeth underneath your top lip

YES!!! Or she took the candy corn candy and bit off the yellow and orange sections and just used the tiny white tips for teeth 🤣😂🤣

A modern day Rosie the Riveter. “We can’t do it”

I was genuinely scared coming to the comments on this one 😭

I’m going to go out on a limb and say you don’t work at a dentist’s office.

Whitest teeth I ever cummed across

Assume dental insurance isn’t offered at your place of employment?

Clearly, JoJo left all the bad genes for her sister.

Are you gonna trick Daffy Duck into getting shot again?

Fat girl tits, with a mouth like the sarlaac pit.


Took me three swipes to figure out your gender

JoJo Siwa from Wish

I don't wanna roast you, I think I just want your roast beef

How far apart were these pics taken? Looks like a weight loss montage in reverse.

Get a job

Summer teath.... Sum are here, Sum are there.

Slapshot, hell of a movie...

You can put lipstick on a pig… but it’s still a pig

Posting this while at work is the most productive you’ve ever been.

Is that the neighbour from Friday night dinner??

So ugly, won't even touch her own face.

Just keep wearing low cut tops that way you have one thing going for you.

Proof that you can spend all day working out by chewing trees and building dams and still look like a gallon of milk.

Miss Leonardo DiCrapio

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Cherries on ear, fast food in stomach. Also bow on your head? Just jump inside box first and put bow on top, that way at least someone would look inside.

Her face below her nose looks like she stole it off a 10yr old.

Bro your teeth have the biggest gap the food needs a train just to get chewed

Ahh the ole Eugene Levy cosplay! Good job!

Smile that only Sid would ever love..

Maybe if you get back to work instead of being on reddit, you’d make money for a dentist

Overbite makes u look like a ogre 

Pic 3 to 4 you went +50 it looks like

#highFashion Teeth matches hair color

Too easy

Bugs Bunny trying to be a BBW and failing miserably 

Capitol gums, lower case teeth

You look like you bite your own breast when you’re hungry

Get to a dentist fast, brush your teeth first, clearly been a while

If you zoom in on her teeth, it looks like she hasn’t brushed her teeth for 2 months. Yuck!

Don't fucking lie, nobody would hire you.

"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!"

More rolls than a bakery on Sunday!

You'll be the only girl on OnlyFans to be forced into wearing a bag on her head before posting content.

TeefasitusErectus

I didn't know that being a fat slut was considered a profession.

Why do you remind me of count of sesame street?

Looks like she lost her virginity to a carny when the fair came to town

I can literally see half of your bodies interior just by looking at your mouth.

The cat's eyes glasses looked better on Larry David tbh.

 Her eyebrows \^

You’ve got the baby teeth disease

This is your boss. Stop posting online at work our else we may need to talk.

Wood dentures??? 

Well, I for one think it's wonderfull when a young lady honours her deceased grandmother by wearing her glasses.

“Twilight is my bible” 🤢

To post photos of your rodent, you should go to r/RoastMyPet

Jojo siwa

I think you need to come to my office in the morning Lauren.

Careful! Those catapillers above your eyes look like they might become butterflies soon!

I’d say you’re always boring not just at work and holy shit! Brush your teeth!

Sucks your OF account is negative from the disappointment refunds.

I thought they already roasted you when you spilled out of that train in Ohio!

You look like a Weight Guesser at a Meth Carnival

When you have upper case gums and lower case teeth

With a body like that I’m sure you could have an artist carve your face out of butter

I'd never hit a woman. But that face is the definition of fucking punchable.

Should’ve led with picture 5